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going_home
09-16-2011, 06:34 AM
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OPBN
09-16-2011, 07:19 AM
I want my 1:43 back.

going_home
09-16-2011, 11:06 AM
I want my 1:43 back.



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Ando
09-16-2011, 02:39 PM
:confused:

SCpoloRicker
09-16-2011, 03:51 PM
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behemoth
09-16-2011, 11:44 PM
I want my 1:43 back.

I watched it thismorning while still half asleep. Made it the whole way through waiting for it to get funny.

I wanted to comment on how retarded it was, and figured I'd just get the typical unfunny response.

sQuidvision
09-17-2011, 06:39 AM
i should have read the replies first...

going_home
09-17-2011, 01:06 PM
You know, if it has to be explained, then its just not worth it guys.

Cerebral stuff just gets stepped on by the youts of today.

If its not the lowest common denominator of humanity they cant see humor in anything.

Thats typical for the "raised by the boob tube generation" though.

Without sex or violence you wont keep their attention.

They have to be entertained 24/7/365 or they need therapy.

Maybe try getting out in nature sometime with no TV or video games around

and enjoy the smell of the flowers, and the songs of the birds.



























Nah, it'll never work, therapy it is then, go for it.















:tard:

going_home
09-17-2011, 01:22 PM
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;)

OPBN
09-17-2011, 01:46 PM
You know, if it has to be explained, then its just not worth it guys.

Cerebral stuff just gets stepped on by the youts of today.

:
1. At 43 I hardly qualify as a youth
2. It doesnt have to be explained, it simply wasnt funny.

going_home
09-17-2011, 03:33 PM
1. At 43 I hardly qualify as a youth
2. It doesnt have to be explained, it simply wasnt funny.


Who said it was funny ?

Morning joe is serious business.

:ninja:

behemoth
09-17-2011, 03:58 PM
I wanted to comment on how retarded it was, and figured I'd just get the typical unfunny response.


Blah blah blah, I'm cooler than everyone else

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going_home
09-17-2011, 05:33 PM
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OPBN
09-18-2011, 07:34 AM
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Yeah, that's pretty much the look on my face when I finally opted out of watching the original video.

SCpoloRicker
09-18-2011, 10:54 PM
I watched it thismorning while still half asleep. Made it the whole way through waiting for it to get funny.

I wanted to comment on how retarded it was, and figured I'd just get the typical unfunny response.

Is this the part where I mention, somewhat surreptitiously, what my net worth is?

'Cause, like, it's pretty big. And that's not all. Big, I mean.

I mean I have a big ego. Not anything else. But, if you're curious, it's like, totally, huge.

behemoth
09-19-2011, 06:54 AM
Nope.

Just Chuck Testa.

correia3
09-19-2011, 08:53 AM
I have a pair of those Guinness pants too!

Drix
09-19-2011, 11:38 AM
You can't talk internet coffee without these references which should only be listened to with a pair of headphones. I once left a copy of these two videos at the counter to the on-campus starbucks at my college. Soon after I was allowed to order a "medium" again.

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RedderHokes
09-19-2011, 11:49 AM
You know, if it has to be explained, then its just not worth it guys.

Cerebral stuff just gets stepped on by the youts of today.

If its not the lowest common denominator of humanity they cant see humor in anything.

Thats typical for the "raised by the boob tube generation" though.

Without sex or violence you wont keep their attention.

They have to be entertained 24/7/365 or they need therapy.

Maybe try getting out in nature sometime with no TV or video games around

and enjoy the smell of the flowers, and the songs of the birds.


Nah, it'll never work, therapy it is then, go for it.


:tard:

It's always interesting to see a grown man get so butthurt because people over the internet didn't think his stupid video was funny.

Maybe you should go back to writing songs about weiner touches.

going_home
09-19-2011, 01:14 PM
It's always interesting to see a grown man get so butthurt because people over the internet didn't think his stupid video was funny.

Maybe you should go back to writing songs about weiner touches.


Lol not my video there genius.

Glad you think it's funny though.

Its a wonderful thing especially since no one ever said it was funny .

As far as the last line of your eloquent solilaquy, since

you seem to be the expert on such matters, have at it.

:tard:

RedderHokes
09-19-2011, 06:04 PM
Lol not my video there genius.

Glad you think it's funny though.

Its a wonderful thing especially since no one ever said it was funny .

As far as the last line of your eloquent solilaquy, since

you seem to be the expert on such matters, have at it.

:tard:

I don't recall giving you credit for creating the video, just posting it.

But hey, you obviously have trouble spelling, it's no wonder that you have reading comprehension issues as well.

going_home
09-19-2011, 08:22 PM
I don't recall giving you credit for creating the video, just posting it.

But hey, you obviously have trouble spelling, it's no wonder that you have reading comprehension issues as well.


Better stick with song writing genius .

;)

behemoth
09-19-2011, 09:17 PM
Better stick with song writing genius .

;)

Wait, what?

SCpoloRicker
09-20-2011, 01:33 PM
Better stick with song writing genius .

;)

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