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Butterfingers
02-18-2002, 03:35 PM
I hate being sick... I go to the doctor this is what he gives me...

Tessalon:

Side effects may include:
Allergic reactions, burning sensation in the eyes, constipation, dizziness, extreme calm (sedation), headache, itching, mental confusion, nausea, numbness in chest, skin eruptions, stuffy nose, upset stomach, vague "chilly" feeling, visual hallucinations...

Ahh, the wonders of modern medicine... At least im not coughing my lungs out... CAUSE IM DEAD!

They should just rename it Instant Death...

Who makes it? MFD. BY RP Scherer North America, they come in little pearles that look like paintballs.
talls
02-18-2002, 08:09 PM
OMG! But look on the bright side, while your eyes are burning, your seeing things, your making trips to the bathroom every five minutes and running into things because you are dizzy- you will at least not be panicing because you will experience extreme calm;)

Yeah anyway man it is time to fire Dr. Kavorkian and find a doctor that is a little concerned for your safety.
InfinatyBPS
02-19-2002, 12:05 AM
that stuff sounds great. Where can I get some of that? Think you could send me a few pills:D
cphilip
02-19-2002, 10:05 AM
NEVER read the side effects! You would never take anything if you did. You outa see the side effects on Viagra. Something about a 6 hour prolonged erection problem that will cause damage. Heck I don't care if I ever have Sex again now...:rolleyes:


:D
FedEx{SS}
02-19-2002, 05:44 PM
Thank god I dont have E.D. That would suck!!!! Really 6 hrs does damage? Better stop looking at Tyra Banks!!! lol.
Xzion
02-19-2002, 06:06 PM
I find it ironic that these 'cures' can cause things worse than what theyre curing, its like saying it will cure a severe burn but -might- cause you to come down with pneumonia....
nutz
02-19-2002, 06:25 PM
yes all of u are right.....

but i think the side effects are only on few people who take it and are put on the package so the company cannot get sued... i asked my dad about it and he says few side effects occur when these drugs are used normally.... but it does depend on the drug
FedEx{SS}
02-19-2002, 08:10 PM
That sux for the users!!!:rolleyes: :p
Butterfingers
02-19-2002, 10:08 PM
6 hour erection? That isnt a problem?!?! That sounds like a good thing... Hey phil send some of that my way.



Originally posted by cphilip
NEVER read the side effects! You would never take anything if you did. You outa see the side effects on Viagra. Something about a 6 hour prolonged erection problem that will cause damage. Heck I don't care if I ever have Sex again now...:rolleyes:


:D
InfinatyBPS
02-20-2002, 01:17 AM
LMFAO!!! Damage? How can it cause damage? like lack of blood flow or somthing?:confused: Mabe you might knock down a glass cup of juice then slip in it and fall on the glass:confused: :D Mabe you might poke ur eye out ?:p
Jeb_Hoge
02-20-2002, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Butterfingers
6 hour erection? That isnt a problem?!?! That sounds like a good thing... Hey phil send some of that my way.




Tissue damage...if you're already a healthy, vigorous male, then I hear Viagra can actually cause things to go overactive. Think about muscle tearing under stress...now pee through it.
Butterfingers
02-20-2002, 05:06 PM
ehh small price to pay for a 6 hour erection... :)
nutz
02-20-2002, 05:07 PM
can u say OUCH :eek:
Dubstar112
02-21-2002, 01:48 PM
heh.. or you could have a heart attack because theres no blood left in your upper body
Hasty8
02-21-2002, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Butterfingers
extreme calm (sedation

Isn't that just another word for death?

I'm sorry Jill but your husband has a case of extreme calm.
talls
02-21-2002, 05:26 PM
Isn't that just another word for death?
I'm sorry Jill but your husband has a case of extreme calm.
LMAO man that is great:D