Paintball Humor

[Blitz]

Hey all saw this joke thought you would like it. :)

Four married guys went paintballing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out paintballing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy:
"That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to paintball, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come paintballing this weekend.

What's the deal?"

"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Paintball, or Sex?" and she said, "Don’t forget your paintgun."


Was originally about fishing so I had to change it a little. LOL

Blitz
PLAY HARD OR GO HOME!!!!!

[lilthugbobby]

Nice one!

[Mav D MagMan]

Lol that's rich... I've got a paintball joke to... It's called Brass Eagle.

[FordPrefect]

Mods, maybe move to friendly...

[Krazy Ivan]

I've got a paintball joke to... It's called Brass Eagle.

ROFL Nice, I still have a stingray II, just blows CO2 straight out the barrel, needs some new o-rings.

[lilthugbobby]

my stingray is junk, it wont even work for me more at all. i replaced all pins and orings too!

first the gun drops balls out the barrel and when it does shoot the velociety is all over the place!

another problem is where the bolt does not come back far enough to catch the sear after a shot causing it to spudder and get stuck forward!

can any one help me fix it so i can sell it?

[Krazy Ivan]

That used to happed to my stingray, you have to replace the spring, or at least that's what I did and it fixed it.

[lilthugbobby]

the spring? how would that fix it? wut about the piece that has the adjustimnet screw and blows the bolt back?

[Krazy Ivan]

Yeah, replace it to a harder spring. My stingray has to have the cocking rod pressed against a table or something to cock it because the spring is so hard!

[lilthugbobby]

how will a harder spring help? when i dont even think the bolt is going back far enough. could i strech my spring to do that?

[Psychedelic]

Yea, your first problem is that you boughtsomething by BE... No matter what you do to your gun... It's still a stingray and that is your problem. They might as well slap a "Made in Taiwan" sticker on all there parts.

[ronron2112]

hahaha.. i heard that one but instead of paintball or fishing it was about hunting.. the ways to distort jokes and still keep them funny.

[TransMan]

really y would u want to fix a stingray u will prob spend more on fixing it than what u will get for it i would have thrown it away a long time ago :D

[MajorDamage]

lol, just donate those stingrays to me for use on THE MB STINGER! Muahahaha!

ENDO!

[MagMan5446]

What the hell is that? ^^^

[Mav D MagMan]

That's what I want to know!

[rjvemt1]

'IT LIVES, VILLAGERS RUN TO THE HILLS' what the heck is that. you should ask tk if he needs someone in r&d! is that a 9v battery on the back? what does it do. man we need more pics of that thing!

[MajorDamage]

lol, now THAT would be my very own MB STINGER! Muahaha! And yes its a 9V(thats just there for effect tho lol). http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14289&highlight=Stinger check out page two also, lotsa pics. Donations are excepted...

ENDO!

[ronron2112]

are you kidding me!?!?! is it functional??:D

look like someone has a case of boredom...:p

[MajorDamage]

It was until I broke it lol, the body cracked and it was leaking. I need to either fix the body, or cut down another one, and get some loctite then I'm set

ENDO!