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slayer
05-20-2002, 12:11 PM
Everyone get in a big wedge, and charge at the center of the federation's ranks. That way the players shot on the outside will shield the inner ones. Then there can be 80 guns firing on shatner.

Oh, and I am afraid of the spandex.

Jonneh
05-20-2002, 06:11 PM
Tell him you enjoyed Tekwar! he'll collapse with joy!

RomulanAle
05-20-2002, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by slayer
Oh, and I am afraid of the spandex. [/B]

You shouldn't be we have convinced him to come in his Birthday suite!

:p
;)
PS. Because your not on Shatners team Be Afraid Be Verry Afraid!

Timmee
05-21-2002, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by Jonneh
Tell him you enjoyed Tekwar! he'll collapse with joy!

Or, better yet, sonic warfare (play songs from his musical career, that'll take out their whole side. Granted, the AO team will have to wear sound suppresion, but it'll be worth it).

My roomate already started burning a cd with his songs, It should be ready by Shatnerball. :D

Goldie D Pimp
05-21-2002, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by Timmee



My roomate already started burning a cd with his songs, It should be ready by Shatnerball. :D

That's a SLOW burner! :)

the JoKeR
05-21-2002, 07:18 AM
Originally posted by Goldie D Pimp


That's a SLOW burner! :)

He probably has to do a lot of reprogramming to make it work. I heard the last guy who tried to burn a CD of Shatner's songs got the error message:
"Unable to find anything closely resembling music to copy. Please hit that disc with a hammer. Hard."
I guess even PC's know quality?

slayer
05-21-2002, 03:38 PM
We could put tribbles in their cases of paint?

Timmee
05-21-2002, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Goldie D Pimp


That's a SLOW burner! :)

Ha Ha! I meant that he started collecting the songs to put on there. There are some VILE selections on that playlist. :D

Ultimator
05-21-2002, 04:16 PM
Heh don't make him collapse with joy he might break his hip.

thei3ug
05-21-2002, 04:21 PM
honestly, i really hope he doesn't get on the field. I fear he might have a heart attack and damn paintball forever.

Fred
05-21-2002, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Jonneh
Tell him you enjoyed Tekwar! he'll collapse with joy!

Not all of those were THAT bad... :p