MPP has been offically jerked...

[Butterfingers]

Well, Looks like E-magnum phase II is going to be delayed for an indeterminant amount of time.

Our machinist has taken 3 prototype body rails and an undisclosed sum of money from us and has gone with the wind, so it seems.

Stay tuned for updates. Due to this unfortunate incident Phase II will not be making its regularly scheduled debut, and perhaps may not debut at all.

[xmetal2001]

that sux,

hmmm..i was looking forward to seeing that.

[Major Ho]

Oh, I feel mob like urges coming on. Anyone with me? Lynch mob? Or shall we just unload on him with the emagnum at full auto...

[FooTemps]

Originally posted by Major Ho
Oh, I feel mob like urges coming on. Anyone with me? Lynch mob? Or shall we just unload on him with the emagnum at full auto...

We should genetically grow a Domo-Kun to terrorize him...

[Army]

" Git the dawgs Elmer, we's got us a coon hunt on fer t'night!"

[Skoad]

Did someone say domo-kun? :)

That's crap for real tho :~(

[Blazingace]

May his orficies congeel(?) and his extremities fall off. Damn I can't even spell I am so angry.

[Bonx0007]

Army rethink your quote.

[Butterfingers]

Originally posted by Bonx0007
Army rethink your quote.

Oh wow yeah... Im very sure it was unintentional.

[shartley]

There was nothing wrong with Army’s quote. Hunting Raccoons (also known as coons) used to be quite common when Elmer Fudd was created. It had NOTHING to do with Racial connotations that may have followed.

Sheesh, there is no telling what will offend the AO Membership…. Things that clearly DO (offend people) and for obvious reasons are passed off as nothing and over reactions by “old” folks, while references to a cartoon are pointed out as being bad….. you know, AO really needs to rethink its stand on PC.
:rolleyes:

[Creative Mayhem]

lynch mob - yes
congealing orifice- yes
"ra"coon hunt- yes
any other hooligan ideas........ A resounding yes

"Let's get mid-evil on his sorry, _ _ _"

[wyn1370]

Originally posted by Creative Mayhem
"Let's get mid-evil on his sorry, _ _ _"
I'd be more than happy to break out my sword collection for such a gathering.
Anybody messes with my favorite supplier and you can count me in on getting even.

[Mossman]

didnt the machinist leave some valuable stuff behind...like his machine shop? or does he work for someone else or move his shop too?

[Jonno06]

lol

[RT_Luver]

thats messed up. even though I couldn't have gotten them, i was lookin forward to what it was

[FactsOfLife]

Originally posted by Mossman
didnt the machinist leave some valuable stuff behind...like his machine shop? or does he work for someone else or move his shop too?


yeah really, I could use a nice Bridgeport and Hardinge...

[Butterfingers]

yeah but he's in CALI and we are in NY.

[MagMan5446]

Where in cali?

[Minimag4me]

Yes where in cali? The fist of AO is everywhere.

[Butterfingers]

If I tell you guys you gotta promise not to kick the crap out of him UNTIL you frisk em for our body rails. We wouldn't want phase II damaged would we? :)

[Ground_zer0]

If hes near me in nor cal ill see what i can do. Think of a frankinstein mob, only armed with paintball guns instead of pitchforks. Otherwise best of luck on getting your parts and cash back. -Matt

[FactsOfLife]

Originally posted by Butterfingers
yeah but he's in CALI and we are in NY.

I got a pickup truck and time on my hands... and a brother who lives in San Francisco....

[MrMag]

i am close to sf. we could get al the norcal guys, and just knock on his door and motion for him to give us the rails

[Timmee]

Give that guy an Atomic Wedgie. It would serve as punishment for this guy, and also a deterrent for anyone else who would try to rip you off. :D

[Mango]

Tar and feather him, then write AGD at 20bps on his back and take pictures!!!! :mad:

[Yatta!]

Before you kill him, my library has a book that is entitled "The History of Torture" What kind of torture do you like:

Chinese Death of a 1000 Cuts
The Rack
20 BPS Emag on Bare Skin! It would be like a big spanking!


Yatta!

[Butterfingers]

wow. remind me NEVER to piss you guys off...

[Lone Gunman]

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

What I'm trying to say is we hunt him down and cut off two of his sphereical and one of his cylindrail extremidies.

[hitech]

Originally posted by Butterfingers
yeah but he's in CALI and we are in NY.

I'm in the SF Bay Area. If there is anything I can do to help, let me know.

[zbody]

Anyone know the status on this now?

[FactsOfLife]

I believe the perp is still wanted, and was last seen looking over his shoulder for a bunch of mag totin, warp feedin, ao'ers...

[Butterfingers]

still no contact. we are talking to some machinists around the area now.

[WickeDKlowN]

Lets shoot him with Butterfingers potato gun at 1000psi :D that would blow his head off, lol. hope you get your stuff back.

ps. when i read the title, i thought you ment MPP was goung out of business, i was gonna cry :) lol

[Will Wood]

Do you know here he lives?

[FactsOfLife]

Originally posted by WickeDKlowN
Lets shoot him with Butterfingers potato gun at 1000psi :D that would blow his head off, lol.

nah, just shooting it with him in the same zip code would be enough to make him realise the error of his ways.:eek:

[WickeDKlowN]

lol, true, true

[FordPrefect]

zbody, the status is like this: The machinist is extremely scared in his Unibomber-type shack in the middle of California.

[FactsOfLife]

I'm pretty sure the potato accelerator can shoot right through any Unabomber style shacks....

well, especially Unabomber style shacks...

[zads27]

*Smithers, release the Richard Simmons robots!*

I'm in San Diego and San Jose, California.. Though, I'm not as likely to have a physical assault reaction, as some others here seem to be (though I might be if it were my body rails), I'd be glad to investigate closer for you.

[liigod]

this fool now has to deal with mr T! YOU DONT MESS WITH MR T! I I PITY THE FOOL WHO MESSES WITH MR T!