Keely Watson in a thong! [Archive] - Automags.Org Online Forums

Jack_Dubious

06-06-2002, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by JEDI
You can order one from Dye by calling (858) 536-5183. Ask for Stacy and she will help you.

Stacy: Thank you for calling Dye Precison can I help you?

Caller(heavy breathing): Do you have posters of that Keely Watson in a thong?

Stacy: Yes we do, are you looking to buy one?

Caller: Uhm...yeah I want one to put on my wall, so i have something to stare at while I play with my cocker.

Stacy: Uhhh...would you be interested in buying one of our new barrels for your AutoCocker?

Caller: No, i only have an Automag....Ill just take the poster thanks.

:D :D :D

JDub

wyn1370

06-06-2002, 01:37 PM

now that's good comedy

Paintballer86

06-06-2002, 01:48 PM

paintbattler

06-06-2002, 02:19 PM

LOL thats funny

marley618

06-06-2002, 02:24 PM

haha:cool:

Top Secret

06-06-2002, 02:34 PM

:D

ROFL!

WickeDKlowN

06-06-2002, 02:58 PM

LMAO!

Jonno06

06-06-2002, 03:09 PM

lol...

SlipknotX556

06-06-2002, 03:33 PM

HA.

TheTramp

06-06-2002, 03:35 PM

I'm still looking for the thong mentioned in the title.

nutz

06-06-2002, 03:43 PM

Dye is going to be amazed... a mass order of keely watson posters all in a few days. lmao

i give it a week before they jack the prices up too lol

SlipknotX556

06-06-2002, 03:51 PM

We need a picture ASAP!

Will Wood

06-06-2002, 04:29 PM

good one :)

Paintballer86

06-06-2002, 04:45 PM

WHOM EVER GETS THEIRS FIRST, MYST POST A PICTURE!:p

Creative Mayhem

06-06-2002, 05:14 PM

LOL.....ok that's enough.....LOL

We need pics.....:(

joeyjoe367

06-06-2002, 05:30 PM

rofl! quote:
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Originally posted by JEDI --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Stacy: Thank you for calling Dye Precison can I help you?

Caller(heavy breathing): Do you have posters of that Keely Watson in a thong?

Stacy: Yes we do, are you looking to buy one?

Caller: Uhm...yeah I want one to put on my wall, so i have something to stare at while I play with my cocker.

Stacy: Uhhh...would you be interested in buying one of our new barrels for your AutoCocker?

Jack_Dubious

06-06-2002, 05:37 PM

Heres a pic...

http://home.attbi.com/~goodvibes/tomkeely.jpg

Wow...I almost forgot how hot Keely is!! :D

JDub

Creative Mayhem

06-06-2002, 05:41 PM

LOL LMAO

Tyril

06-06-2002, 06:03 PM

Oh, god. That scares me!

Nice pic, ROFL!

-Mike

InfinatyBPS

06-06-2002, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by JEDI
I saw a dye poster of Keely Watson wearing Dye pants holding her gun. She was very hot. Has any one seen this poster? I can't fint it ANY WHERE! I guess it was a promotional poster for dealers only. If any of you guys have any Dye connections, I'll pay good money for this poster.

SOAD Rules...

Halliday

06-06-2002, 07:33 PM

I saw that poster at the pro shop at the field today. Extreamly hot. I almost forgot to go play paintball with my Mag.

z-grip

06-06-2002, 09:18 PM

id like to see a picture if this poster my self

Jonno06

06-06-2002, 09:25 PM

why is there not a pic in this thread?!

rjvemt1

06-06-2002, 09:29 PM

why is there not a pic in this thread

MagDog68

06-06-2002, 10:13 PM

Check out Paintball Paraphernalia on the bottom of this page http://www.maximonline.com/sports/paintball/. Keely Watson poses for MAXIM.

~Fred

JEDI

06-07-2002, 07:53 AM

I searched the web all day. There is not a picture of the poster any where. Trust me though- just order the poster, you'll be very happy

shartley

06-07-2002, 08:25 AM

Well… Keely Watson….

Here is a nice picture of Keely Watson for you all.
http://www.ariescope.com/stagefright/kwatson_c.jpg

REALLY! That is Keely Watson. ;) I am sure if you send him an e-mail, he will send you a signed picture of himself in a thong.
http://www.ariescope.com/stagefright/cast.html

But in all seriousness… I agree that if you really want that poster.. BUY IT.
:rolleyes:

dansim

06-07-2002, 10:57 AM

just ordered mine:D

Aranarth

06-07-2002, 04:04 PM

Umm, have you looked at the maxim link? Those paintball pics specifically??? Were those people using chrono'd guns??? Or maybe frozen paintballs. Those are some nasty welts, imo.
-AranarthX

dre1919

06-07-2002, 04:11 PM

...but why can't we get a poster of Bea "DJB" Youngs...she's way better looking.:D

RT_Luver

06-07-2002, 05:28 PM

that link above leading to them pics.... and you look at them welts. I've seen worse. just come to my churches youth ministries boot camp. we dont have a chrono and most the ppl that play(well the majority has been) are immature 18-19 year olds that crank their gun up pretty high and I'm used to gettin shot at but that junk SCARES ME.We dont have ANY RULES, except anything goes. my friend(paintbattler) shot one of um so close is barrel was touching him and the paintball went through 2 layers of clothes broke the skin and wou;dn't stop bleeding for 6 straight hours. know trust me...not many people wanted him against them again, except me. I aint afraid of him. I figure what ever dont kill ya...makes ya stronger...hehe

dansim

06-07-2002, 06:37 PM

or makes you blind, what are you ####### you cant shoot hot at each other cause you will blow threw a lens and you will be blind and you wont see anymore thong pics

paint magnet

06-07-2002, 06:55 PM

Lol, could somebody fortunate enough to own one of these posters snap a pic of it and post it for those of us too lazy to order? (Or trying to scrape up money for paint)

SlipknotX556

06-08-2002, 12:31 AM

yes please when you get the poster take a pic. PLEASE!

liigod

06-08-2002, 12:47 AM

...if there were more women on these boards maybe somone would be offended by this... so ill just be offended for them. tis ok since no one cares, but still, yer all womanizers.

paint magnet

06-08-2002, 09:07 PM

It's a free country, if you don't like it then don't read it. Sorry, but I think if it's offensive then a moderator would remove it. Besides, if you find it offensive then call Dye and complain.

Wc Keep

06-08-2002, 10:02 PM

hey i would also like to get that poster of the jt chick in just the jt pants lying down. thats a pretty good one too.

shartley

06-09-2002, 07:00 AM

I am not getting into it one way or the other, just wanted to comment on this:

It's a free country, if you don't like it then don't read it. Sorry, but I think if it's offensive then a moderator would remove it. Besides, if you find it offensive then call Dye and complain.
This is not a free country, it is a business owned forum open to the public. And as for if you find the poster offensive call Dye and complain? I think the thing found offensive was the carrying on about it, not the actual poster itself, since no picture of the poster was actually POSTED on AO. So, what would you do? Call Dye and complain that people are talking about the poster?

I think the complaint was one of female objectifying. Contrary to popular male belief, most women do NOT find it attractive to see men drooling over a poster or making such a fuss over it. It is actually rather degrading for both the female AND the male doing it.

Personally, I can’t stand it when someone posts a complaint or concern, and then someone chimes up with “then don’t read it”. They then are saying that THEY have the “freedom” to post what they want, have it on an open forum for all to see, but those who may not like it don’t have the same “freedom” to post their displeasure or concern. The “you can look the other way”, or not read it, is one that only applies AFTER they have seen the thing that offended them. Otherwise how would they know to look the other way? (And no, you can not say “But they can look at the title of the Thread.” Because we know that often times the titles are not accurate to the meaning of the Thread.)

As long as those posting the complaints or concerns do so following the rules of the forum, they have the same rights to post about it as those posting things they DO have a problem with. And the argument that only things that Moderators would remove are offensive is just silly. I know that I have been told that I have posted things that people found offensive, but the Moderators did not remove those things either. People CAN and SHOULD be allowed to post that they find something offensive. It lets others moderate THEMSELVES using the concerns of the fellow members.

PowerFedMag

06-09-2002, 07:35 AM

trueth that

FutureMagOwner

06-09-2002, 08:27 AM

true shartley despite what you said at looking at the name of the thread doesnt always work when you see something like "keely watson in a thong!" you normally dont think "hey i bet this is a thread about the retro valve im gunna open... EWWWW A THONG!" wow i go completly all over the place when im bored

tremis

06-09-2002, 08:41 AM

Well, this is the second time I changed this post.

Shouldn't the question of whats morally acceptable be in the friendly corner? The original topic here is barely paintball related and surely the current direction isn't paintball relatede at all.

Tremis

shartley

06-09-2002, 09:59 AM

Agreed. :) Well put.

z-grip

06-09-2002, 05:15 PM

roger that, but dispite all that was stated when it comes down to it, i still want to see the thong, call me a pig if you want.

PaInTbAlLeR476

06-09-2002, 07:01 PM

yeahs someone get that picture and post a pic:)

CRASHKING

06-10-2002, 12:43 AM

dont post it pm it bc it might get erased. that or e-mail it

speedballbanks

06-10-2002, 12:56 AM

no post it.

DiRTyBuNNy

06-10-2002, 01:42 AM

just post it...if people don't want to be offended they don't have to view the thread..she's not naked...

MagKoko

06-10-2002, 03:16 AM

it's a beautiful thing, don't touch it! you might ruin it :eek:

ChuckWag78

06-10-2002, 11:52 AM

Where is it? :confused:

Lone Gunman

06-10-2002, 01:13 PM

Will someone just post a link to it or something? That way people don't have to look at it if they don't want to. Problem solved.

JEDI

06-10-2002, 01:48 PM

Look!, I was simply LOOKING for a poster. I didn't post a pic, because I dont have one. There's nothing wrong with the topic of the original thread. It got blown out of proportion. The poster is perfectly harmless. You cant even see the "thong part", just the band. You guys totally got out of control with this one.
I will however post a pic once I get this poster, because there's nothing wrong with it. I love how people are SOOOO OFFENDED, yet 2000 people just couldn't resist reading the thread. It's like all those people that hate Howard Stern, but they're compelled to listen for hours on end. GET OVER IT PEOPLE!

paintbattler

06-10-2002, 02:12 PM

POST THE PICTURE!!!

z-grip

06-10-2002, 02:43 PM

juuuuuust post it

Jonno06

06-10-2002, 02:57 PM

how much is each poster????

06-10-2002, 04:33 PM

i think i've seen it. isn't she standing in the water up to her mid thigh, wearing a kapp black thong (looks like a g-string to me :D ), and a white kapp top thats semi-transparent? I'm describing the small pic on page 234 in the july issue of APG

magman007

06-10-2002, 04:48 PM

no, that is lisa harvey, she is the kapp girl, very beautiful if i may add. if you wish to see more of her you can go to kapp (http://www.kapp1.com) and click on the lisa harvey pics. they even sell the picture you were talkin about in an 8 by 10 size

Major Ho

06-10-2002, 05:00 PM

Maybe we should just all go out and buy it. Its just a poster...instead of sitting around on the internet waiting to mooch a pic off someone. Really folks, its prolly up over 2000 views and i remember peeking in at 1300 or so and it doesnt look like anyone has any intention of posting it.

FutureMagOwner

06-10-2002, 06:46 PM

they should i doubt my mom would approve of me accualy buying this stuff but she doesnt care if i see it

JEDI

06-11-2002, 07:25 AM

I searched the net for an entire day for just a picture, and found nothing. If I didnt see it in a store, I wouldn't even known that it existed. As soon as the poster comes in I'll post a pic. By the way, it was like $10 with shipping and handling

Snakebite78

06-11-2002, 07:43 AM

Has anyone gotten one yet, this post is huge and no one even has one yet.

z-grip

06-11-2002, 05:34 PM

just trying to keep this thread up on the list

FutureMagOwner

06-11-2002, 05:49 PM

heh someone just post it and taht will finish this thread off once everyone stops going :eek: WOW! and things like that

Schnitzel

06-11-2002, 07:54 PM

i dont think anybody has one yet...JEDI's getting one, isn't he?

SlipknotX556

06-11-2002, 08:35 PM

Yhea when someone gets the poster and takes a pic of it and we all see it and save it to our computers, then it will be done with. so................

POST THE PICTURE!!!!

Jonno06

06-11-2002, 08:52 PM

lol slipknotx556.....

do you have to have CC to pay?

06-11-2002, 09:41 PM

C'mon...

Up

AGDSaul

06-12-2002, 12:54 PM

I finally rec'd mine to bad I don't have a camrea.:D

-sCaN-

06-12-2002, 02:07 PM

i bet you guys are sitting around your comps and just pressin the relaod button waitin for someone to post a pic of a girl not fully dressed...

sCaN

-sCaN-

06-12-2002, 02:08 PM

i aim to please so here she is...

sCaN

DiRTyBuNNy

06-12-2002, 02:17 PM

i cannot stop laughing at that pic -sCaN-...that is (i won't even try to say what i want to say for fear that they think i'm trying to circumvent the cuss filters..sorry) hilarious...

Wc Keep

06-12-2002, 02:27 PM

thats scan and his family.

graycie

06-12-2002, 02:36 PM

i find it amusing that all you guys are fawning over a supposed picture of keely in a thong. when in reality alot of women wear them. just pick up a copy of the victoria's secret or abercrombie and fitch catalog you'd see alot more than just a thong. heck, you can find lots of thongs on this thing called the "internet" along with "porn".

JEDI

06-12-2002, 02:37 PM

The DYE girl in Cali told me friday at the latest I would have my poster. Just to let you guys know, don't expect a half naked chick. She's wearing dye pants and a tank top, but you can tell she's wearing a thong. (sticking out). Its a hot poster though. You wont be disappointed.

JEDI

06-12-2002, 02:40 PM

None of the victoria secret chicks are Keely Watson holding a Dye autococker

AGDSaul

06-12-2002, 03:01 PM

she's holding an Angel

FutureMagOwner

06-12-2002, 04:11 PM

then you have the poster AHH POST IT heh lol

Jonno06

06-12-2002, 04:26 PM

he already said he got the poster,but he has no camera:(

lonsch

06-12-2002, 04:54 PM

i just want to see what it looks like befor i buy it. i like paintball posters what can i say.

FutureMagOwner

06-12-2002, 05:02 PM

lol suuuuuurrrrrrrrreeeee

magatron

06-12-2002, 05:11 PM

http://store6.yimg.com/l/KAPP_1691_5920006

-sCaN-

06-12-2002, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by Wc Keep
thats scan and his family.

dam, tried to take out the nametag i was wearing that said "-sCaN-" on my shirt. u found me out. u should see my dads hair now

sCaN

SPOOKI

06-12-2002, 07:43 PM

you guys wanna hear something horrible? My teammate got that poster the other day. He stuck it up on his wall and in less than 24 hours his little brother managed to "accidentally" tear it off the wall, only to leave it on the floor and get this... The dog took a leak on Keely's face!!! now that beautiful piece of art is ruined... Brings tears to my eyes... Luckily, I got to see it before this tragedy and I must say. For those of you who ordered it, you WON'T be dissappointed. It's a great pic, very tasteful. Just don't expect any T&A.

-Lance

magman007

06-12-2002, 07:51 PM

hey scan, how do you play paintball like that? dont hair hits count too?

Jack_Dubious

06-12-2002, 10:13 PM

http://home.attbi.com/~goodvibes/tomthong.jpg

Enjoy...:D

JDub

-sCaN-

06-12-2002, 11:48 PM

hair shots count...and they suck cause i dont notice them and ref's call em as obvious shots and my pro team (long *** hair guys) get marked down pionts. (hrmmm...lets tell the truth now)

sCaN

-sCaN-

06-12-2002, 11:49 PM

tk...tan *** buddy...looks firm enough. soloflex?!? *** buster?!?

sCaN

-sCaN-

06-12-2002, 11:50 PM

you cant say ***? didnt know that...i might as well just put "***"

sCaN

Schnitzel

06-13-2002, 09:17 AM

heheh

z-grip

06-13-2002, 08:12 PM

BlackVCG

06-22-2002, 01:51 AM

I have a pic of the poster that I could very easily attach in my next reply, just depends on how much you guys want it... :)

Schnitzel

06-22-2002, 02:07 AM

dont tease...anything but that. i had to deal with a brother that did that for 15 straight years.

please be kind:D

Thordic

06-22-2002, 02:09 AM

Black is a toad :) I gave him the picture to post.

I have the poster on my wall. Its nice, but she doesn't look as "cute" as she usually does. They tried so hard to make her look pretty that they lost her cute appeal. Thats my opinion, anyway.

Here ya go.

DiRTyBuNNy

06-22-2002, 02:15 AM

i think this is a lot better picture of her...

Jonno06

06-22-2002, 10:23 AM

i dont think shes that pretty when she has tons of make-up on...she looks best on the field in her natural enviroment

MagMan5446

06-22-2002, 12:34 PM

I dont think she looks too good in any of those...or in a picture at all of her.

Some folks like different strokes...

Cliffio

06-22-2002, 01:08 PM

im with mag man, shes not that hot

but then again im not 15

so maybe thats it, if i stepped back in time to when my voice was squeaky then i would know what half of the members here know

but i dont

shes not hot guys

Cliff

Jonno06

06-22-2002, 01:12 PM

lol,u guys crack me up.....shes super hot..

i think one of the main reasons people really like her,is she plays paintball,and would probably kick half or arses at it too....like capo,and tds...the paintball factor comes into play in hottness

Cliffio

06-22-2002, 01:18 PM

and maybe thats why, just cause she playes paintball shes hot?
thats messed up

so if my grandma played paintball....

Thordic

06-22-2002, 02:55 PM

No, in real life she looks better than that :) Here is a pic from the 2001 Atlantic City NPPL event.

rikkter

06-22-2002, 02:59 PM

i'm 16 and with all tha tmake up it just throws everything off.. she doesn't look good in the picture at all.
but without her make up.. yes.. shes very cute and pretty.

SiLeNt X

06-22-2002, 03:40 PM

o man stupid pants!

z-grip

06-22-2002, 03:41 PM

well its about time

Schnitzel

06-22-2002, 05:56 PM

looks good to me;)

SlipknotX556

06-22-2002, 06:01 PM

Thats a good pic of her.

speedballbanks

06-22-2002, 06:02 PM

the only one i saved out of all 3 of them is the one when she looks to be at the paintball field no make-up no glamour just a naturally beautiful girl.

SlipknotX556

06-22-2002, 06:05 PM

I only saved the poster one and the one when she is in all that DYE clothes. The other one she just looks really ugly with all that make up.

Jonno06

06-22-2002, 06:45 PM

imo opinion there is no bad pic of her,because beauty is more than skin-deep:cool:

"my friends call me Nova,as in Casanove"-Oz,American Pie

Thordic

06-23-2002, 12:32 AM

Everyone likes the pic I took as opposed to the professional ones, haha.

SiLeNt X

06-23-2002, 11:27 AM

omg she even looked at you!!:D

Panzerr

06-23-2002, 01:03 PM

Sure, she's wearing a thong, but you can't see it. What a joke.

She has no b**bs.

einhander619

06-23-2002, 01:32 PM

This thread, taken as a whole, has got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen here on AO. 4 Pages of fuss over some flat girl holding an overpriced paintgun? What's this, you can see her underwear? Guys, if ya want skank, go to your local dance club. But, I confess. I was drawn into this thread just like everybody else. AND, I read every single post. She's not bad looking, I'll give her that. I'd say we should be ashamed of ourselves, but we are a bunch of guys, after all!:D

BTW, please stop putting TK's face on girls in bikinis. It is so disturbing. Funny as ****, though. What does TK think of this growing practice?

PaintballSucka

06-23-2002, 05:48 PM

your right, see is not the best, but then again she beats the he11 outta MiMi....

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglycelebs/section.images/up-celebs-00009.jpg taken from uglypeople.com

paintbattler

06-23-2002, 06:01 PM

finally..2 pics :D

Wc Keep

06-23-2002, 06:15 PM

who cares if shes flat, chest isnt everything she beautiful in my opinion.

paint magnet

06-24-2002, 01:31 PM

^agreed^ As Rockslide on the Tippmann forum would probably describe this thread: "pubonic"

JEDI

06-24-2002, 01:54 PM

I posted last...

paintbattler

06-24-2002, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by JEDI
I posted last...
u sure u posted last?

Jonno06

06-24-2002, 02:02 PM

are YOU sure?

and i dont think she is flat either....

paintbattler

06-24-2002, 02:06 PM

naw, she aint flat, just perfect for me :D
now, u know the question?

MagNumPI

06-24-2002, 04:20 PM

Something about Hot ladies playing paintball... it's just fantastic.

rikkter

06-24-2002, 07:36 PM

who gives if shes flat..and in my opinion shes not.. i don't care for breasts anyways...
i wouldn't care for sex either.
if i'm with a girl who makes me happy of the way SHE IS. her PERSONALITY.. then i'm happy.

Jonno06

06-24-2002, 07:39 PM

GO RIKKTER!!!!!!

rikkter

06-24-2002, 07:41 PM

woot woot hollaaaa

Jonno06

06-24-2002, 07:44 PM

rikkter found the stash again....

so...not much more to talk about in this thread....

rikkter

06-24-2002, 07:48 PM

nut uh
!
did not

but seriously.. why do ppl make a big deal out of it?

Jonno06

06-24-2002, 08:05 PM

dunno....

what do people make big deals about??
stash robbing?

RT_Luver

06-24-2002, 08:06 PM

and guys wonder why girls think they cant trust us....:rolleyes:

Jonno06

06-24-2002, 08:07 PM

lol...that was quite funny

MrAirgunRT

06-24-2002, 10:06 PM

My friend has the Keely poster, he got it signed by her too.

eric

08-06-2002, 12:50 PM

Would it be "offensive" to post the Wet picture of lisa harvey?

TransMan

08-06-2002, 02:12 PM

i wouldn't care for sex either.

I want some of whatever your smokin. ;)

RetroEclipseMan

08-06-2002, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by TransMan

I want some of whatever your smokin. ;)

hehe.as do i.

Wc Keep

08-06-2002, 02:32 PM

wow you guys brought this thread back from the grave. besides we are trying to get capo posters cause she is cooler than keely.

TheTramp

08-06-2002, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by eric
Would it be "offensive" to post the Wet picture of lisa harvey?

Not to me! :D

I wouldn't post it myself however.

Archangel

08-06-2002, 02:51 PM

Any of these it??? http://www.kappproducts.com/products-lisa-harvey-posters-and-prints.html

JEDI

08-07-2002, 09:37 AM

I understand the environment we're trying to maintain here, and we don't need a complete porn fest here, but do we always need to walk on egg shells every time we talk about a good looking girl? I mean seriously. No one is knocking down my door to make me the official AGD spokesperson/ model/ poster guy. I started this thread a while ago, and within an hour it had a trillion hits, so don't tell me every one's offended by a sexy poster. I dont think any one needs to be ashamed of the fact that we're all happy to see good looking women play paintball. Where's the unofficial Jedi fan club complete with signature logo?
I'm not trying to step on any toes here. Lisa Harvey plays paintball, and shes hot! She chooses to model. She expects the drool.
Clare is a very nice person. I was happy to meet her, and almost afraid to play against her. And...here it comes...fingers on the sensor button... She's hot. There I said it. Oh my God!

FatMan

08-07-2002, 11:24 AM

Hey Jedi, I'm right there with ya! I mean, I think we need to stick to paintball girls - and I think we need to stick to non-porn. The Lisa Harvy is getting about as far afield as we should go - and I'm sure SOME folks think its too far (works for me, though).

I think Keely is great, and Lisa, and all the rest of those gals. Each one is different. And they have produced different kinds of posters. I think Lisa, as you said, is little more into modelling and showing off her body. Keely is a bit more wholesome, and Clare is strictly a great paintball chick. I think all of that is great, and the main thing to remember is to treat each person with respect. And I think for the most part we do that.

A thread like this is obviously about cute girls, and folks that don't want that can avoid it. And if the ladies want to start a thread about whoever THEY think is a paintball god - I think they should! And why not!

There IS a fine line here, but all we are saying is, "hey, these gals are great looking and they play paintball!" Heck, I think we ought to applaud the gals who might NOT be as great looking. We just don't get enought paintball chicks, and really, when you get down to it they are ALL sweet!

Of course, *I* do not speak for AGD, or AO, or anyone else but me. So if you disagree, well, someone has to! :-)

Seriously, though, I've taken crap for starting Capo's fan club, but I think it has been VERY tasteful, and I've met the lady and I have nothing but respect for her! And if someone gets trashy over there, I'm going to jump all over it! But I think if you're posting photos of Keely that SHE is OK with, and not being rude about it, well that's fine. And the same can be said for Lisa and others.

But that's me. Your mileage may vary!

FatMan

JEDI

08-07-2002, 12:48 PM

I enjoy the forums. I just don't like "fake" people/ responses. I dont see anything wrong with a little drool here and there. Tasteful, and respectable ARE the key here, but pretending we're all mormons (no offense seriously) is rediculous.
"Oh good heavens, is that a female on a poster, that's dispicable".... "I better have a look though...":p

bigsarge72

08-07-2002, 01:56 PM

I agree with Jedi and Fatman. I always encourage females to play, no matter what they look like, I just think it's cool when they play.
On the other hand, why is it bad to have a few hotties represent the sport:
Mia Hamm represents Women's Soccer = Hottie
Suzy Favor, world class runner (model for some hair products) = hottie
Gabrielle Reese, pro volleyball player = Hottie
Any number of basketball players, extreme athletes, etc...
Other sports have hotties that represent and play their sports, I think paintball is entitled to theirs!

sarge

Mag Master 04

08-07-2002, 03:55 PM

wow, lol
LMAO

Evil Bob

08-07-2002, 04:47 PM

Unfortunately, this type of activity is what turns women off of our sport, the appearance of testosterone overdosed males oggling the females, there's more to women then large breasts and pretty faces, but its sad that the bulk of you have yet to learn that life lesson.

I've seen mothers with their kids at Barnes and Noble look through paintball mags that they're kids want to buy because one of their school mates who plays told them about it (those parent who actually take interest in their children's activities). Mom opens the mag, scans through the pages quickly, come across the Spyder Girls or some other "silicon enhanced model who obviously has never played a game of paintball in their life" hanging out all over the place, and promptly puts the magazine right back on the shelf and walks away. Say goodbye to another potential supporter of the game, that parent has formed a negative opinion from the getgo without even reading a single word printed in the magazine about how safe our sport is.

It this type of mentality that contribures to the whole ignorance factor that keeps our sport relegated to that small sector called extreme sports, where the general public believes that testosterone and stupidity are the main requirements to participate.

Time to grow up and act mature, lets move this sport into the limelight, get rid of the overt sexuality and embrace all players regardless of sex.

There are very few sports in which men and women can play as equals, paintball happens to be one of those sports. Lets not alienate the fairer sex, we need them to succeed.

-Evil Bob

bigsarge72

08-07-2002, 05:28 PM

I'm not talking Wonder Bras and Thongs here fellas. Take the layout that Crossfire (?) did for Capo. A very cute shot of her sitting on a car, some pics of her playing, nothing to offend anyone. I know some of the dealers go a little further than that, but I guess they feel they need to do that to sell products.

FutureMagOwner

08-07-2002, 06:01 PM

kingmann ruining little timmys chance to play paintball becuase of their dumb ads! another reason for me to dislike them

i think this thread has got more views than the tom lose the mustache one...

TheClapp15

08-07-2002, 06:02 PM

You've got to be kidding me, For starters Keely is hot..plain and simple. Any chick that grows the sack to jump on a field and have paint slung at her at 290 fps is allright in my book. I've got the poster, signed and on my kitchen wall so me and my roomates can admire it whenever we open the fridge (which we do an awful lot).
I think the girl has a great rack, anything more then a handful is a waste. Anyways she's athletic and not affraid to handle a little sweat and pain.
The girls so money, she doesn't even know it!

1stdeadeye

08-07-2002, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by rikkter
who gives if shes flat..and in my opinion shes not.. i don't care for breasts anyways...
i wouldn't care for sex either.
if i'm with a girl who makes me happy of the way SHE IS. her PERSONALITY.. then i'm happy.

Dude,
Now that your girlfriend isn't looking over your shoulder as you type, tell us what you really think.

subbeh

08-07-2002, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye

Dude,
Now that your girlfriend isn't looking over your shoulder as you type, tell us what you really think.

What he said :D

FatMan

08-07-2002, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by Evil Bob
Unfortunately, this type of activity is what turns women off of our sport, the appearance of testosterone overdosed males oggling the females,

Yeah, I hear what you're saying, but let's face it - guys do that with everything. Every sport, every passtime, everything. The women have pretty much figured that out by now. Most of them know better than to pay too much attention to that. Besides, we're not talking about silcone-breasted bimbos in micro-thongs in magazines, we're talking about cool chicks that play the sport.

I don't really want to argue about it, but I get tired of hearing people constantly playing the PC record. I agree we shouldn't have porn in our magazines, or naked female referees, that would be crass, but I really don't see harm in enjoying the beauty all around us, especially in women - they are, after all, the most wonderful thing ever placed on this Earth!

FatMan

JEDI

08-08-2002, 07:34 AM

Damn Fatman, again, I couldn't have said it better. If you're offended by a girl in a bathing suit, selling a product, don't wake up in the morning, because this world has a LOT worse to offer.

FatMan

08-08-2002, 07:43 AM

OK, I'm trying to imagine women turned off of a sport because guys who play that sport like to look at beautiful women. Sorry can't! Women get turned off of our sport because of the amount of aggression involved. Women in our society are conditioned not to be aggressive. Those who manage to develop a bit of an attitude anyway are typically the ones who love our sport. I think more women are turned off by a guy rushing to bunker some guy and then yelling "heck yeah! in your face! kicked your butt! you wuss!" and crap like that.

As for oogling women, the biggest problem most of them REALLY have with it is not the oogling, its the unrealistic physical ideal that is put forth. One of the things you learn when you get older and more experienced is that "hot" hsa little to do with cup size or even waist size. Some of the hottest women I've known would not stand up to the 14-year-old-thinks-your-hot test. Why? Because the 14 year olds are letting someone ELSE tell them what is hot - I mean, it's not like they have any experience of their own to go by.

You'll never see the FatMan dissin' a woman over her looks - I love 'em ALL! And no one is looking over MY shoulder!

I agree, the ads that "Bruiser" used to run in APG were in bad taste, but gals like Amy and Keely and Clare, and PJ, they're great! And is are every other young woman I've met on the paintball field! Take a look at some of the pics I shot at the NJ AO meet. Lots of Hot Ladies!

Says me!

FatMan

Evil Bob

08-08-2002, 01:33 PM

I wouldn't have said anything about this whole thread if I hadn't actually seen this happen on more then one occasion. Parents, who take an active interest in what their kids want to do, immediately getting turned off from the sport by a single ad in a paintball magazine.

The problem here is usualy those parents already have an idea formed in their heads about the sport long before they even see anything in print or even bother to do research on it. They're usually just looking for an excuse to give the kids on why they don't want them to play. Whether its a hatred for firearms in general (we do "shoot" projectiles at each other), bitter feelings about something completely unrelated (failed marriage, cheating partner, etc.), or simply because it's labled as an "extreme sport" (ie. high risk/dangerous sports).

I saw this just last week while I was at Barnes and Noble. My wife and kids were back in the kiddie section, I was looking through gun magazines, we were burning time on a friday night waiting for Chevy's to get throug their waiting list (45 mins that evening). I was looking through ShotGun News right next to this mom with two young boys (I'm guessing their ages were 13 and 11, they looked very close in age to my two older boys). They were looking through several paintball mags discussing which marker their friend at school uses to play, one of them handed mom the magazine they were reading, expressing a desire to purchase it, I didn't get a chance to see which mag it was. She flipped through it, hit an ad she thought was offensive and said "you two definitely don't need this" and put it back on the shelf. I spoke up and said that my 13 yera old son plays on a regular basis and loves the sport, and that I also have a 10 year and a 5 year old who both look forward to playing when they're older. She took one look at the ShotGun news I was reading and said "Oh, I bet" and then turned and walked away with her two kids in tow. Her two boys looked crushed, I felt really bad for them. She already had an idea about the sport based upon what she saw in the paintball mag and my reading of ShotGun news. At that point there was little I or anyone could say to her to change her mind.

More then likely, those two young men will go on to play paintball since they have friends at school who play reguarly, the desire to play is stil alive for them, they just won't be doing it anytime soon because mom laid down the law then and there.

-Evil Bob

FatMan

08-08-2002, 02:12 PM

Bob, I understand what you are talking about. I submit that the ad really had nothing to do with it. That woman was looking for an excuse to cop that attitude, and if hadn't found that ad, would have found something else. Otherwise, the kid won't be playing baseball, football, basketball, video games, or anything else - because they ALL have adds like that.

I'll reiterate that I don't like magazine adds with a nearly naked girl holding a marker either. If I want to look at that kind of material I'll check out a Playboy or something - their pics are MUCH better. And I have never been influenced in a paintball purchase by such an ad.

At the same time, smartly doen advertising - sometimes involving beautiful women and possibly some nudity can catch the eye. Take the old JT adds with that really cute girl in them. No skin, just good old American Beauty!

But I thought the argument here was that paintball players in general shouldn't go "ga-ga" over georgious girls like Keely. I don't think the magazine ad issue is the same issue at all. I mean, otherwise let's talk about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue!

No, the question here was more about our attitudes towards the girls we play with (or would like to play with) like Keely and Ann, etc. In this case, I would go so far as to say the ladies PREFER that we oogle and eye-ball their scrumptous bods! Otherwise, why are they showing them off? And the rest of the ladies are good with it too, as long as we are checking them out just the same. Oh they may give us dirty looks and stuff, but in reality they LOVE it!

Its all about boys and girls playing together and its a beautiful thing.

FatMan

cphilip

08-08-2002, 02:17 PM

Evil I would almost bet you she saw an add depicting Paintball as a War game with camo outfits and all. Not a scantily clad woman. You would more likely get that response too! Something should be done there as well. I would rather they want to make love than war!!! :)

Phil

Evil Bob

08-08-2002, 02:49 PM

I agree, I believe she was looking for a good excuse, but it happened to be an ad with half nake woman in it that she closed the magazine on and made her statement. Unfortunately, my mind reading skills are not as highly polished as they should be, therefore I was unable to find her real motivation, all I have to go on was what I witnessed first hand. I'm betting that ad was only a small factor in the equation, but it was that combined with the appearance of being a violent game asociated with what she percieved as firearms (hence her reaction to my reading ShotGun News) that mostly is where she drew the line.

Unfortunately, we are surrounded by ignorant masses who formulate their opinions on lack of information, this mom was a classic example of that.

JT's ads are classy, as well as Dye's, both show pretty women who we all know actually play the game. I find those very tasteful. Even Kapp's model is a player, though their ads cross the line for the image we should be putting forward.

My whole point here is that I want to do as much as we can to limit the excuses parents can come up with to prevent their kids from participating. It's one of the reasons paintball has tried to divorce itself from the firearms industry, to improve it's public image.

-Evil Bob

FatMan

08-08-2002, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by cphilip
... Something should be done there as well. I would rather they want to make love than war!!!

Heck yeah! PAINTBALL NAKED!!!

Wooooo Hooo!!!

Boinkin' in the bunkers! Scrompin' in the snake!

Yeee Ha!

FatMan

FatMan

08-08-2002, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by Evil Bob

My whole point here is that I want to do as much as we can to limit the excuses parents can come up with to prevent their kids from participating.

Bob, once again, you are right! But there are no quick fixes. It takes a lot more than that - it takes talking to people, and educating them. Getting involved in public issues that are related (like helping to stamp out paintball-related violence and vandalism) and at the same time being part of the better image of paintball and an example to all.

But we can't pander to EVERY nit out there to be picked! I mean, there's the tree-hugger crowd, and the fanatic religious crowd, the rabid anti-gun crowd, and the anti-sex-in-anything-anywhere crowd. I mean, yeah we could try to appease ALL of them in the name of trying to show paintball is a nice clean sport - but in the end all those people want is their OWN agenda met.

Again, I think blatant rediculous sex in paintball is bad idea, and I don't support it, but we have to be reasonable too - and ME, I *LIKE* sex!!! :-D

FatMan

RetroEclipseMan

08-08-2002, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by FatMan
Bob, I understand what you are talking about. I submit that the ad really had nothing to do with it. That woman was looking for an excuse to cop that attitude, and if hadn't found that ad, would have found something else. Otherwise, the kid won't be playing baseball, football, basketball, video games, or anything else - because they ALL have adds like that.

I'll reiterate that I don't like magazine adds with a nearly naked girl holding a marker either. If I want to look at that kind of material I'll check out a Playboy or something - their pics are MUCH better. And I have never been influenced in a paintball purchase by such an ad.

At the same time, smartly doen advertising - sometimes involving beautiful women and possibly some nudity can catch the eye. Take the old JT adds with that really cute girl in them. No skin, just good old American Beauty!

But I thought the argument here was that paintball players in general shouldn't go "ga-ga" over georgious girls like Keely. I don't think the magazine ad issue is the same issue at all. I mean, otherwise let's talk about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue!

No, the question here was more about our attitudes towards the girls we play with (or would like to play with) like Keely and Ann, etc. In this case, I would go so far as to say the ladies PREFER that we oogle and eye-ball their scrumptous bods! Otherwise, why are they showing them off? And the rest of the ladies are good with it too, as long as we are checking them out just the same. Oh they may give us dirty looks and stuff, but in reality they LOVE it!

Its all about boys and girls playing together and its a beautiful thing.

FatMan

Couldn't agree with you more.