CoFFeY[NiTrO]
06-26-2002, 01:15 PM
For all you childish AOers - here ya go...
I'm very bored.
This calls for brown
O yeah and don't worry I'm not obsessed with diarrhea....
I copied and pasted from another site.
there
When you're feeling kind sick
and you need a toilet quick
diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
and you feel a little turd
diarrhea
When you're sliding into second
and you feel somthing beckon
diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
and you feel a burst of foam
diarrhea
When you're driving in your chevy
and you feel somthing heavy
diarrhea
When you're driving down the road
and you gotta drop a load
diarrhea
When you're driving in your Porsche
and you feel something scorch
diarrhea
When your friends think its funny
but its really hot and runny
diarrhea
No pain, no strain,
just sit and let it drain
diarrhea
If you're feeling kinda funky
cuz your butt is kinda skunky
diarrhea
If you think you hear it raining
perhaps your butt is draining
diarrhea
When your in the pool
and your butt begins to drool
diarrhea
When your stomach's really hurting
and your but starts squirting
diarrhea
If your running really fast
cuz its squirting out your A**
diarrhea
You don't feel like a winner
when your butt blows out your dinner
diarrhea
You really want to shout
as it keeps on dripping out
diarrhea
You're sitting on the pot
cuz its comming out a lot
diarrhea
You think you're gonna fart
but you blow your pants apart
diarrhea
It sounds just like a horn
as your butt pops out some corn
diarrhea
If your butt's about to spew
and there's nothing you can do
diarrhea
When you eat Pizza Hut
and your A** won't stay shut
diarrhea
When you've just eaten a wiener
and your *craps* a little greener
diarrhea
When it hits you in a flash
and it makes a gooey splash
diarrhea
When you're rolling' like a tire
cuz your intestines are on fire
diarrhea
When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice
diarrhea
When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers
diarrhea
When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon
diarrhea
Toilet paper you need to gather
cuz your butt worked up a lather
diarrhea
You think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter
diarrhea
If you think your friends are jokin'
but your pants are brown and soakin'
diarrhea
When your eating toaster strudels
and it's squirting out like noodles
diarrhea
When you think its just a poop
but it comes out like soup
diarrhea
When you're riding on the tram
and your butt begins to jam
diarrhea
When you're playing with your pet
and your butt is moist and wet
diarrhea
When you're playing in the park
and you're seeing somthing dark
diarrhea
When you're looking at a movie
and out comes a poopie
diarrhea
When you think you've got to fart
but your butt shoots out a dart
diarrhea
When you're climbing up the ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea
When you're sitting on the bowl
and stuff is dripping from your hole
diarrhea
When you're standing in the rain
and you're screaming out in pain
diarrhea
Your stomach's feeling wavy
while your butt is making gravy
diarrhea
If you feel the need to scream
cuz your but spews out a cream
diarrhea
If your fun begins to fizzle
cuz you start to feel it drizzle
diarrhea
You really want to play
but your butt begins to spray
diarrhea
You know you're having trouble
when your butt begins to bubble
diarrhea
That's the way it goes
when your butt thinks it's a hose
diarrhea
I'm very bored.
This calls for brown
O yeah and don't worry I'm not obsessed with diarrhea....
I copied and pasted from another site.
there
When you're feeling kind sick
and you need a toilet quick
diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
and you feel a little turd
diarrhea
When you're sliding into second
and you feel somthing beckon
diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
and you feel a burst of foam
diarrhea
When you're driving in your chevy
and you feel somthing heavy
diarrhea
When you're driving down the road
and you gotta drop a load
diarrhea
When you're driving in your Porsche
and you feel something scorch
diarrhea
When your friends think its funny
but its really hot and runny
diarrhea
No pain, no strain,
just sit and let it drain
diarrhea
If you're feeling kinda funky
cuz your butt is kinda skunky
diarrhea
If you think you hear it raining
perhaps your butt is draining
diarrhea
When your in the pool
and your butt begins to drool
diarrhea
When your stomach's really hurting
and your but starts squirting
diarrhea
If your running really fast
cuz its squirting out your A**
diarrhea
You don't feel like a winner
when your butt blows out your dinner
diarrhea
You really want to shout
as it keeps on dripping out
diarrhea
You're sitting on the pot
cuz its comming out a lot
diarrhea
You think you're gonna fart
but you blow your pants apart
diarrhea
It sounds just like a horn
as your butt pops out some corn
diarrhea
If your butt's about to spew
and there's nothing you can do
diarrhea
When you eat Pizza Hut
and your A** won't stay shut
diarrhea
When you've just eaten a wiener
and your *craps* a little greener
diarrhea
When it hits you in a flash
and it makes a gooey splash
diarrhea
When you're rolling' like a tire
cuz your intestines are on fire
diarrhea
When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice
diarrhea
When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers
diarrhea
When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon
diarrhea
Toilet paper you need to gather
cuz your butt worked up a lather
diarrhea
You think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter
diarrhea
If you think your friends are jokin'
but your pants are brown and soakin'
diarrhea
When your eating toaster strudels
and it's squirting out like noodles
diarrhea
When you think its just a poop
but it comes out like soup
diarrhea
When you're riding on the tram
and your butt begins to jam
diarrhea
When you're playing with your pet
and your butt is moist and wet
diarrhea
When you're playing in the park
and you're seeing somthing dark
diarrhea
When you're looking at a movie
and out comes a poopie
diarrhea
When you think you've got to fart
but your butt shoots out a dart
diarrhea
When you're climbing up the ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea
When you're sitting on the bowl
and stuff is dripping from your hole
diarrhea
When you're standing in the rain
and you're screaming out in pain
diarrhea
Your stomach's feeling wavy
while your butt is making gravy
diarrhea
If you feel the need to scream
cuz your but spews out a cream
diarrhea
If your fun begins to fizzle
cuz you start to feel it drizzle
diarrhea
You really want to play
but your butt begins to spray
diarrhea
You know you're having trouble
when your butt begins to bubble
diarrhea
That's the way it goes
when your butt thinks it's a hose
diarrhea