View Full Version : Some funny stuff!!!!
slateman
07-08-2002, 08:48 AM
I wanted to post the link here so everybody could get a laugh. I take no credit, but I thought I would try and brighten everybody's Monday.
http://forums.paintballcity.com/showthread.php?threadid=242390
Cliffio
07-08-2002, 01:34 PM
some of that is really funny but some makes sense, i mean you have to get the person to say it, things cant be assumed, like the one about the 3 kids and no boys, but he asks if there are girls
its gotta be said, i believe
anyways, funny stuff, good job
smell ya later
Cliff
InfinatyBPS
07-08-2002, 03:21 PM
HAHA, another reason why I have been going to PBC Lately and checking out the chit chat forums. My fav:
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
:D
Clare
07-08-2002, 03:24 PM
my fav:
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law
hawpunch
07-10-2002, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by CaPoEiRa
my fav:
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law
ooooohhhh...that is such a low blow. but so true :).
aloha,
jae park
PaintballSucka
07-10-2002, 11:40 PM
someone should slap the questions person.
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