The (Un)official Clare Fan Club Thread!

[FatMan]

This is the (Un)official Capo Fan Club Thread!

This thread was started by FatMan after much encouragement from many of the AO regulars who think Capo is a great gal and deserves her own fan club since she's the OFFICIAL SPOKESMODEL of AGD! More on that later! We don't know if Capo will actually visit this thread or post in it, but we're hoping! We've dug up all of the interesting stuff about Capo and put it here. If you find out anything that needs to be added, just post it! We'll post pics of Capo here whenever we get new ones - but you won't find any Capo in a thong pics here - sorry! If you find any of those, just PM them to FatMan and he'll take care of them!

Next, there is the issue of becomming an official member of the (Un)official Capo Fan Club. To do that, you have to post in this thread and ask FatMan to make you a member. Then's he'll add you name to the list in the official member posting. Then you'll be eligible for all kinds of wonderful benefits. Right now the benefit is being able to get your pciture taken with Capo whenever you meet her and have a camera available. But that's not all, you'll have a place you can post it to show everyone your smiling mug with Capo!

Finally, the question is: are we crazy? Of course! But we're having a good time!

FatMan

[FatMan]

AO Handle: CaPoEiRa
Real Name: Clarissa "Clare" Benavides
Born: August 29, 1980
Marker: AGD Emag with AGD Warp feed, Halo hopper, AGD Flatline 68/4500, J&J 2-piece barrel
Marker: Purple silver fade extreme, 68/45 flatline, 12v revvy w/xboard, Dye 2 piece barrel
Mask: Dye invision
Gear: Dye Jersey, Dye pants, Dye shoes, Dye Gloves, extreme rage bullet paq
Home field: Petty's, Austin, TX
Favorite paintball celebrety: Alex Lundqvist (Chris LaSoya is old news now)
Favorite drink: cherry vodka or a frozen margarita

Capoeira is a Brazillian martial art that Capo practices.

If you know of any other Capo stats, or of updates to these stats, post them and FatMan will update this list!

FatMan

[FatMan]

Current Memembers:

Havoc_online
FatMan
cphilip
WARPED1
wyn1370
Polishpickles451
Jonno06
SprayingMango
TXStorm
Tunaman
FooTemps
dropkick1
InfinatyBPS
ThePatriot
MrMag
wes
Army
Python14
oldsoldier
Wc Keep
jah871
J
bratch (tentative - better hurry up and beg dude!)
Marek
ShooterJM
dre1919
Patron God of Pirates
Top Secret
Kaiser Bob
PaintballSucka
kevdupuis
Chupas2 (AGD Pride)
skirts (AGD Pride)
timmy63 (AGD Pride)
scooter/Cootie (AGD Pride)
oddball (AGD Pride)
butch (AGD Pride)
SlipknotX556
freek133
ttoad4000t
magman007
einhander619
davej946
FutureMagOwner
Paintballer86
PaInTbAlLeR476
Muzikman
vf-xx
OldSchoolMag
triggerman
HoppysMag
rightsidefight
Will Wood
Cristobal
ronron2112
pip_999
845
Lone Gunman
subbeh
boggerman
masterninja
Vern1
Mike Couves
Evil Emporer
the jackal
CRASHKING
Xmetal2001
Gitaroo Man
alf
-Jôker-
Sir Chopsalot
zvanut
The Frymarker
Blade
Zumina
UTLadiesMan
EMAGfanatic
xtreme paintball
Gotenks
Psycow
bigsarge72
NightStalker
JEDI
Temo Vryce
com_antillies
Telefragged
spider54
RTMAGBOY13
Dayspring
RetroEclipseMan
ntn4502
GreasyPigeon
Chupe
pbguy888
angelKiller16
paint king
yeahthatsme
samvalentine
DaosBeoulve
Archangel Damien
LittMag
psycoclown414
sereignity_31
Jacko
Badabing
Fred
ubooze
Creative Mayhem
ICOM
Blazestorm
FallChildrenAFI
AutomagRT1483
Ejp414
Mr Pink
FiRe
DirtRider
RamboPreacher
Crimson_Turkey
Sinistarr
Devil
sneakyhacker420
Trigger_Happy
pbzmag
moneyinmag
E-MagMan2k3
blitzmercenary
boss_automager
Lone Wolf2
SpongeBobSquarePants
automagfreak
BenXPB
lmpy-rocks
BobTheCow63
Tony Arrivo
mistwolf
pbguy87
The Jester
PzYcO
maglover52
Outlaw5
shinobidice
Catch22
rehme
Stotic
gam-e
ilikepaintball
SomebodySomeoneRTPcf
penguinepunk555
UltimatePaintballer
Ter-Me-Nate
Snapps
TraXeR
spyxtra

Added 2/15/04:

CodeMA
ClassicMag15
SpecialBlend2786
Reaver
p8ntball1016
frost
Passed Out Pimp
Chojin Man
joshweinerhead
darwin
Sir_Brass
Predator
totalknockout
p8ntball1016
atm743
jjraf
Wolfen
dyeguy65
mrzman88
NGp8ball
WARPED1
Polishpickles451
bratch
UTLadiesMan
EMAGfanatic
RTMAGBOY13
ICOM
paint magnet

If you want to be a member, just post saying so, and FatMan will add you to the list!

Then you may add the coveted Capo sig pic to your sig:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jtrussell7/capfcs.gif

FatMan

[FatMan]

Everyone wants to know what Capo looks like, so we'll post pics here. These are some i got off other threads.

FatMan

[FatMan]

A pic of Capo out playing paintball!

FatMan

[Mango]

MEMEMEMEMEME!! Of course I'm in! :) :D :cool: :p

[FatMan]

Kind of small, but some great pics!

FatMan

[TXStorm]

i'd like to be on the list :cool:

and a pic of her emag!!!

http://automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=360216

i already have a pic of me and capo together:cool: more pics to come!!!

[Tunaman]

I am Capo's #1 Fan! Please add me to the list...and I even get to meet her this weekend! I am stoked!:D :D :D :cool:

[FatMan]

Great pic TXStorm! Post more if you have 'em.

Tunaman, thanks for reminding me!

Anyone going to the NJ AO meet this weekend will get a chance to meet Capo in person! So you if want that pic of you and her, you gotta join the club!

(OK, not really, but you COULD join the club)

FatMan

[TXStorm]

/me has the inside hookup on capo pics:cool: :D

[FooTemps]

CAPO FAN CLUB!!! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!

[MagMan5446]

Stalkers...

[FatMan]

Originally posted by MagMan5446
Stalkers...

What's your point?

You want to be in the club or not? :D

FatMan

[TXStorm]

Originally posted by MagMan5446
Stalkers...

muahahahaha... that pic that i posted above, i was hiding in some bushes and snapped it then drove off in a go-kart before that could chase me down.....:rolleyes:

[dropkick1]

count me in fatman, just stay away from my friends sister.

ken

[FatMan]

Originally posted by dropkick1
count me in fatman, just stay away from my friends sister.

ken

No way dude! I have a bigger gun! Ruger RedHawk .44 Magnum!

And don't give me that stuff about this being a joke!

FatMan

[dropkick1]

haha, well u got me beat there, but he also has access to a other significant firearms but oh well. take it up with him. but thats an original WWI issue that had some updates done to it, there was a thread about ti on here a while ago.

ken

[cphilip]

Well as old farts go I happen to know she likes me best! :D

[FatMan]

Originally posted by cphilip
Well as old farts go I happen to know she likes me best! :D

No way dude! I got that honor!

FatMan

[InfinatyBPS]

Capo Rulez, so I wonna be in the club too:D

[ThePatriot]

Its amazing how one girl, can turn every guy on AO into putty, and oh by the way, im sooo in.

[FooTemps]

I'm just capo's fan because she's cool and she knows capoeira. She told me which type of capoeira to learn but I forgot... lol

[Jonno06]

SWEET..im already in....thats tizight...

so whats the dilly-o on dem fan club cards:p

[MrMag]

<---

[wes]

count me in!! :) :) :) :)

[Army]

As Clare's #1 giver of huggles, I believe I qualify for membership.


:)

[Python14]

Can I camp out in her front yard and steal her mail?

Oh wait, I already did that too Keely Watson and Marty Bush and got arrested. My bad...


either way, count me in.

[oldsoldier]

Hey Cap, the pic of you in the black shirt looks so much like a good friend of mine, I had to do a double take. Anyway, I want pics on sat, so count me in. Never been a fan of anyone before....

[Wc Keep]

ok count me in but i have you all beat... im inviting her to dinner after the ao meet.

[jah871]

count me in too, im with jonno on the fan club cards.

[Havoc_online]

i have you all beat... im inviting her to dinner after the ao meet. LOL you wish, I have a spell over her, she's mine forever!

o ya and Fatman, I'm her number one fan so throw me on top of that list...:D

[graycie]

Originally posted by oldsoldier
Hey Cap, the pic of you in the black shirt looks so much like a good friend of mine

i was just going to say that she looks like this portuguese girl i used to work with. is capo portuguese?

[J]

Woohoo a fan club! Where am I?.....

[bratch]

I would love to be in the club but from the little research I have done I believe she is my sworn enemy. Putting two and two together I have concluded she is a Longhorn. _
/ \

[Marek]

I would love to be in the club but from the little research I have done I believe she is my sworn enemy. Putting two and two together I have concluded she is a Longhorn.


Yuppers, she is from The University of Texas-Austin

r u from A&M or something? Well, none the less, Longhorns baby all the way!!


Put me on the list, I wanna take a picture with her too.
Shes so dreamy!! :)


Oops Bratch, saw ur location. So ur a Sooner then. Yeah, Longhorns all the way....

[FatMan]

Thanks guys! We now have 25 members! Know what's funny? Capo insisted no one would want to be in the club. I had to beg her for two weeks before she grudingly let me start it. I think all you members should PM her and tell her what you think of the thread!

Yeah, we're thinking about membership cards. If someone wants to come up with a design that would be great!

bratch - your on the list as tentative! If you want to stay on the list you need to post HERE begging her to let you stay, and if she says yes then we'll let you stay! (hmmm, we need an evil grin smilie) Mwahahahaha!

Havoc, list order is order requested to join - only Capo can change the order!

FatMan

[ShooterJM]

Well, normally I'm not a fan of any woman I'm not currently dating, but Cap and Havoc seem really cool so....I'm in. :D

[dre1919]

Fatman, I definitely want to be a member of Cap's fan club!

From what I've seen, not only is she an athlete (paintball, martial arts), but she's intelligent (UT student), very nice, and pretty enough to make you forget your own name! :) What more could you ask from a woman?

We need a lot more women like her...I know I'd definitely like to find one of them! :cool:

[Patron God of Pirates]

Shouldn't it be the "Clarissa Benavides Fan Club"? Seeing as we will appear to members of a martial arts fan club.

Whatever, count me in. I'll work on the membership cards design. How about a tiny icon we can put in our sigs indicating we are club members?

Is any of this freaking you out Capo? lol......

[Top Secret]

I would like to join.

Capo rules! :D

[Kaiser Bob]

Eh, sure Ill join too! Just dont tell my g/f :D

[PaintballSucka]

I think she is beautiful.

[Patron God of Pirates]

Here is the Capo fan club logo I will be working with. Let me know what you think.

[Patron God of Pirates]

Here is a sig button version.

[Jonno06]

its a lil big.......;)

yay...we get sig pics!!!!!! totally sweet!

[Marek]

.......but she's intelligent (UT student),


You got that right.....

[FatMan]

Originally posted by Patron God of Pirates
Here is a sig button version.

PGP, love the logo. The shadown lettering on the small one makes it hard to read. Maybe make a different version with just black letters, shrink that, and see how it looks.

BTW, I think the sig logo is great! I'm open on name changes, but since its an AO thing and that's her handle, I thought it was the way to go.

If this fan club goes big-time and international then we'd want to get a web site and then we might want to use her full name :D (hey, it could happen!)

FatMan

[bob87]

why is foo's name on the list 2 times?

[FatMan]

Originally posted by bob87
why is foo's name on the list 2 times?

My bad! Thanks!

FatMan

[kevdupuis]

Count me in, and since I'm Canadian this officially makes it international.

[Chupas2]

Go ahead and add me and the rest of the Yo Boys (AGD Pride) to this list. We are big fans and well see her and Havoc_online at the IAO in August.

[Top Secret]

Sig test :D

[Patron God of Pirates]

Slightly larger (more legible) sig button.

[SlipknotX556]

Count me in Fatman!!

[freek133]

Being that she could beat me up, I wont make any love struck comments, but hey!! I wanna join;)

[FatMan]

Originally posted by SlipknotX556
Count me in Fatman!!

Dude! you're in! you're in!

FatMan

[Scooter/Cootie]

Nice sig! Added it to mine :D

[dre1919]

Here's a sig image I created for the fan club. You may wanna go with Patron's, but if not here is another option. N*Joy.

[ThePatriot]

She's probably too embarassed to post in the thread, LOL.

[magman007]

WOOT ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME and dis i sayME!!!! please let me in! claire is my idol! woot! please. will i get confirmation before i can put the sig button in my sig?

[Clare]

oh wow!! I don't know what to say..I'm pretty speechless over here. a sig button? I never thought I'd live to see the day that would happen, lol. Thanks a lot guys, I'm flattered. :)


btw, I'm pretty amazed that anyone would want to join fatman's club! :p

[Jonno06]

OMG...u spelled her name wrong:)

i kinda like DRE's...

sniff sniff...smell that??

i smell a poll thread to figure out which sig pic to use:cool:

[FatMan]

Originally posted by magman007
WOOT ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME and dis i sayME!!!! please let me in! claire is my idol! woot! please. will i get confirmation before i can put the sig button in my sig?

You are in dude! Go! (what enthusiasm!)

FatMan

(showing off sig pic)

[FatMan]

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa
oh wow!! I don't know what to say..I'm pretty speechless over here. a sig button? I never thought I'd live to see the day that would happen, lol. Thanks a lot guys, I'm flattered. :)

That's OK Cap! You don't have to give a speach now! It's only the first day.

When we get to 100 members I think we'll pretty much demand a speach, though, so get ready! We're over 40 already!

Just keep doing what you've been doing - as you see you have a lot of fans!

FatMan

[einhander619]

I'm in, if it's cool with fatman, of course. I wish I could get in on the ground floor of this kind of sutff more often!

and I think we should make ddindc an honorary member, just because it would piss him off. What a (insert word here)!!!

[bratch]

If it is acceptable I will join but I will be forced to renounce my membership on Oct. 12 ,which is coincidentally my birthday. So count me in for at least a couple of months.
P.s. All you horns congrats on baseball.

[FutureMagOwner]

lol thats mean... i want in! and fatman fear the uber pic... :D

[Jonno06]

LOL @ DAVE!!!!!

im putting the thing in my sig now....which do we use?

[SlipknotX556]

We use the one thats in my sig. :D

[wyn1370]

I think we need a new addition to the bio.
What is her favorite drink? (adult drink that is)

[SlipknotX556]

I think her favorite adult drink is... a blue moon.

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by SlipknotX556
I think her favorite adult drink is... a blue moon.


mmmmmm blue moon wheat beer...... good, light, refreshing. Nice summer beer.

[FatMan]

Originally posted by bratch
If it is acceptable I will join but I will be forced to renounce my membership on Oct. 12 ,which is coincidentally my birthday. So count me in for at least a couple of months.
P.s. All you horns congrats on baseball.

I don't know dude - you diss'd her once! I think you need to ASK her, nicely!

Like this:

Clare, I know I am a a worthless dog, but I really want to be inyour fan club - can I pretty please be in?

That's what's needed (in your own words of course).

What do you think guys, shouldn't this guy have to beg Capo to be in?

FatMan

[magman007]

beg, beg like ye have never begged be fore ARRRRRRR

[Paintballer86]

OO! ME! I like fan clubs! Especially ones with good lookin' ladies involved! :)

[PaInTbAlLeR476]

count me in ive never been in a club before:rolleyes: Hopefully fatman will let me join that would make me very :) :) :) :) :) (happy!!!!)


**EDIT** i feel real bad magman007 joined after me and has ALOT more posts then me:rolleyes:

[FatMan]

Originally posted by PaInTbAlLeR476
count me in ive never been in a club before:rolleyes: Hopefully fatman will let me join that would make me very :) :) :) :) :) (happy!!!!)


**EDIT** i feel real bad magman007 joined after me and has ALOT more posts then me:rolleyes:

Welcome! Don't worry, we don't judge people by post counts here!

You are in NJ, are you going to be at the AO meet this weekend?

FatMan

[Muzikman]

Oh what the hell, count me in...

[vf-xx]

I wouldn't mind joining. Even if she is from UT :)

*Tech Rules* :)

[FatMan]

Gather 'round! Brother FatMan is going to tell a story to inspire you all! So that you might tell YOUR story, of what Capo means to you! It goes like this ...

I've been involved in this sport for many years, and one thing I've learned is all of the companies have their spokesmodels! But those spokesmodels, while nice and beautiful, are only models: they don't play paintball and probably never will! The are just eye candy, a lure, an illusion, and yes - I must say it - sex objects! It was the pit of debauchery (Amen, Brother)!

But then I came to AO, and I met Capo - and she is different! She's a real girl! Who really plays paintball! Who's really sweet! And really smart! And she's really cute too! She actually owns an AGD Emag, and Warp feed! And she's got that fresh look! Like a daisy on a summer day! Like mountain stream!

Yes, brothers, but that's not all! (Tell it!) For on the day I met Capo, she saved me ... I say she SAVED me ... from a life of corruption and dispair!

On that day, I was posting on the boards! I was feeling kind of naughty! I was feeling kind of wicked! And I posted a most improper post! Can you believe it? A MOST improper post! And do you know what happened? I say do you KNOW what happened? Capo, posted and she told me: that post was out of line! That post was rotten! How could you say that! And I knew it was true! My shame was great! And I removed my post!

But do you know what happened then? DO YOU KNOW? Did she shun me? Did she hate me? Did she sent me away? NO, she forgave me! And ever since I have done right (well more, or less).

So that is the story - and this little shrine is here to honor her, as I know all of YOU honor her, cause she's our little girl! Our Capo!

Amen!

[dropkick1]

amen brother, amen!!!!!!!!

ken

[ThePatriot]

The scary part...Fatman sounds like he might not be joking about his major obession with Capo.

[SlipknotX556]

Nice story Fatman.

[OldSchoolMag]

Man, this should have been out MONTHS ago! I can't believe how empty our lives have been from the lack of Capo fan clubs!!

You can bet I want in! (Begging optional!)

OSM

[triggerman]

Count me in too,


A side note python14 you have the coolest sig pic i have ever seen. soulfly is my favorite band. I got the tat on my back to prove it.

[HoppysMag]

OH OH!! i could never turn down a Cult/club/sect/secrect society/or other thing.... COUNT ME IN PLEASE!!:D

[rightsidefight]

i want to be in the official rightsidefight fanclub!!!!!who else wants in!!!i do i do!!!now dont everyone come to fast...send me a pm if you wanna be in my fanclub...mine is more fun....

that said....i want to be in caps as well...I WANT IN I WANT IN I WANT IN I WANT IN!!!!


and about that rightsidefight fanclub....JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN.....

[Will Wood]

What the heck, sure!

[Cristobal]

Whoohoo! A Capo fan club? This Tigger wants in :D

[ronron2112]

I'm game!! Add ronron2112 to the stalker list!:rolleyes:

[rightsidefight]

nobody wants to be in the rightsidefight fanclub?

[Wc Keep]

i think rightsidefight should not be allowed in our fanclub for even thinking about making a rightsidefight fanclub to oppose capos...

[rightsidefight]

wow keep i am hurt....i am also hurt that nobody wants to join my fanclub....


also keep...if i was apposing it....then y did i ask to join it?

im not apposing in just trying to get myself a fanclub

[Wc Keep]

we never know you might be trying to take down our club from the inside. i cant wait saturday i get my picture taken with capo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rightsidefight]

***::::my cover was blown::::***::::abort abort abort!!!::::***

no what ever gave you that idea.....

i would be gettin my picture takin with her but im goin to great escape insted.....plus ill be pike fishin all day also

[davej946]

Originally posted by Jonno06
LOL @ DAVE!!!!!

Just curious, where is my post? Was it inappropriate? It was posted in good humor, nothing too offensive, I even used smilies! :D

Please let me know if you know why/who my post was deleted.

Thanks ~ Dave

PS - I still want to join the fan club ~ Thanks!

[pip_999]

put me on there
its all about cap

[845]

Write me down, I'm in. :)

[Lone Gunman]

Originally posted by MagMan5446
Stalkers...

Wutch you talkin' about Willis?


I want to be a member! Please let me be a member FatMan and Capo... pppllleeeaaassseee?

[rightsidefight]

:( :( :( nobody wants to be in the rightsidefight fanclub?:( :( :(

[subbeh]

Count me in. 'nuff said.

[rightsidefight]

in mine???:D :D :D :D

[boggerman]

Hey FatMan, I have a bigger gun, so you have to let me in! Please sign me up for the O.F.(Old Farts) chapter of the Capo fan club, just don't tell my significant other, she hates paintball already. I am sure that me joining a girl's fan club(especially a cute girl) would not help her opinion any.

Check out the hardware, FatMan. BTW, that is a 454 Casull, in case you didn't know.

[oldsoldier]

Ah, isnt that a rifle round? Like for big game hunting? Lol...

[boggerman]

LOL No, but somebody did just come out with a 454 carbine, I wouldn't mind having one of those.

[masterninja]

Can I get in on this? Fan Club!!! Woot Woot!! Stickers!?! What about stickers?

[Vern1]

Greetings,
Can a non-Mag owner join????
OK, I have owned a few.
First let me introduce myself, then you can decide if I am worthy!

I had the pleasure of meeting Claire and Curtis some time back.
They are a couple of the nicest, most straight-up players you will ever meet.
They help people and are an asset to any field where they play.

I think Capo will make a great spokesLADY.
Behind that wicked E-Mag is a genuine LADY - a REAL sweetheart and a REAL PLAYER - just don't let that image fool you when she gets on the opposite side of the field!

[wyn1370]

Originally posted by Vern1
Greetings,
Can a non-Mag owner join????
OK, I have owned a few.

if timmy owners wheren't allowed, I would be kicked out.
and you should change your Custom User Text so it says Timmy Woohoo
welcome, nice to see you here.
for those who don't know, vern1 is from petty paintball and one of the most knowledgeable timmy techs around.

[FatMan]

OK - we sail past 50 members!

Patriot - that was a true and heart-felt testimonial - no obsession! My heart belongs to another (sorry Cap! :) )

PaInTbAlLeR476 - sorry dude, we'll miss ya!

rightside - you're weird dude! I'll pass, but welcome to the club!

ronron - no stalking allowed!

dave - you are on the list - don't know about your post, was it rude? rudeness is NOT allowed here! Mods may have removed it - you'll have to ask them. BE GOOD!

ninja - working on stickers!

Vern - no Mags required (but don't tell Earnest about us, OK - he's weird :) )

Finally, I want to point out two things here:

1) Capo didn't ask for this - she tried to talk me out of it! So if you aren't into it, go to another thread please!

2) NO rudeness allowed here. This is Clare's thread, and if she doesn't like what you post, you're in the dog house, dude, and all the rest of the members will hunt you down!

FatMan

PS - bogger - uh, nice dude. Are you dropkick's buddy? Or are you just glad to see me?

[cphilip]

davej946,

it was not inappropriate. There was some concern that the person subjected to the practicle joke may not want to be publicly pictured. So I took it out. No problem here with us. Don't worry about it.

[MikeCouves]

Count me in!!!

[davej946]

Originally posted by cphilip
davej946,

it was not inappropriate. There was some concern that the person subjected to the practicle joke may not want to be publicly pictured. So I took it out. No problem here with us. Don't worry about it.

No problem, Phil. That was a pic I got off the forums, and Photoshopped up. I' no stalker! ;)

Later ~ Dave

[Evil Emperor]

Plz add me to the list!

[dropkick1]

no, fatman, he isn't a friend of mine, but if he has that 454 magnum then he's welcome to be my frinds friend.

ken

[Havoc_online]

some pics I just found....

[Havoc_online]

:cool:

[FatMan]

Great pics Havoc!

Thanks!

FatMan

[Jonno06]

lol....AMEN FATMAN.....yes,im quite slow....:)

[the jackal]

I want in! I'm a fan of all the paintball playin' gals

[LawFox32]

ummmm Potato, thats red:( :confused:

[CRASHKING]

Originally posted by FatMan
So that is the story - and this little shrine is here to honor her, as I know all of YOU honor her, cause she's our little girl! Our Capo!

she doesnt look little to me(and i really wouldnt call her ours because we really dont own her, she owns us(i bet you if she said jump we would jump))


count me in

[boggerman]

:D Just happy to see you, FatMan.

[J]

Today, my mom gives me a Crossfire paintball magazine. First I don't even have a subscription or remember signing up for a free one or anything like that. I haven't bought any Crossfire stuff either. So anyway I get it- open it up and guess who's in the middle. It's AO's CaPo, and I remember joining this club a day before. This is one of those freaky conincidences :confused: :D :eek:

[xmetal2001]

Cool been waiting for one of these:D, count me in.

[Gitaroo Man]

i'm in!

[Jonno06]

Originally posted by J
Today, my mom gives me a Crossfire paintball magazine. First I don't even have a subscription or remember signing up for a free one or anything like that. I haven't bought any Crossfire stuff either. So anyway I get it- open it up and guess who's in the middle. It's AO's CaPo, and I remember joining this club a day before. This is one of those freaky conincidences :confused: :D :eek:

lol....ive got TWO crossfires i never ordered or anything....im not arguing though.....

the first one i got had clare in it....hm....

maybe we cought on to the conspiracy?

[J]

maybe we cought on to the conspiracy?


...I think so my friend

[alf]

i HAVE to be in the fan club, as i bought some elbow pads off of Capo. I think i will make a shrine with them;)

ok, maybe the shrine is going a LITTLE too far...

but, IM IN!

-alf

[-Jôker-]

i want in! ok im puttin the capo fan club thingy in my sig so i better get in! ;)

[Paintballer86]

Here is one that SprayingMango took! I am just the first one who moved it over here. He gets all the credit. :)http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jtrussell7/capo.JPG

[Sir Chopsalot]

i want in too.....yea thats all i got

[845]

Posters we need posters!! :eek: :D

[zvanut]

add me :)

[Wc Keep]

posters sound good

everyone get your official unofficial agd capo posters!!!!:D

[The Frymarker]

Cap I thought you said nothing was new?????

This is new, what an honor!!!!!! Cap's a great person in my book, I'm a fan!:D

[pip_999]

maybe sometime this week
i will make up member numbers in photoshop, that go across the cap fan club signs

that would be cool

and it goes in order of joining, so whoever is first on the list would get 1

and the numbers will be #00001

[cphilip]

Fan Club meets Starlet!

First ever fan club meeting. Old Farts meet Capo (l to r FatMan, Capo, cphilip)

http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=382829

[wes]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by cphilip
Fan Club meets Starlet!

First ever fan club meeting. Old Farts meet Capo (l to r FatMan, Capo, cphilip)




LOL, now havoc is going to come after you!!:eek:

[wyn1370]

now that's a fan club, hanging out with the celeb and having a beer. I'm so glad I joined.

[Mango]

Havoc is gonna lay the smackdown!!! hahaah. :)

[cphilip]

Hehe!

Naw she was the perfect lady all day... off the field anyway! Havoc is a lucky guy and he knows it was all staged for the camera. He's cool with it I think.

[Jonno06]

lol....

MORE PICS!!!!!!!!!!

and posters sound good too

[Havoc_online]

lol, she told me the story, all I did was laugh

[cphilip]

Originally posted by Havoc_online
lol, she told me the story, all I did was laugh

HEY!!!!!!

;)

Your a cool dude Havoc. Love ya man!

[Mango]

are you kidding! Havoc's the luckiest man on earth!! :D :D

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by cphilip


HEY!!!!!!

;)

Your a cool dude Havoc.

I'd agree with that, he hooked me up with some good info on places to live in TX.

[FatMan]

Here's another great one from the NJ AO meet. What has Gunga got that we ain't got???

FatMan

[Gunga]

Originally posted by FatMan
Here's another great one from the NJ AO meet. What has Gunga got that we ain't got???

FatMan

That is some goofy lookin growth or tumor I've got on my back, isn't it? :p

[FatMan]

Originally posted by Gunga


That is some goofy lookin growth or tumor I've got on my back, isn't it? :p

Yeah! Is that one of those conjoined twins things? Looks like what we used to call "Siamese Twins" joined at the butt or something! :D

FatMan (sorry that's not PC!!)

[Clare]

That is some goofy lookin growth or tumor I've got on my back, isn't it?

quiet you! or I....or..wait you've got my Emag so I guess I'll shut up. :p

[Gunga]

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa
quiet you! or I....or..wait you've got my Emag so I guess I'll shut up. :p

Uh huh. That's what I thought!! :cool:

[Wc Keep]

dont worry capo ill get it back for you.....errrr nevermind im just a little to far from him. but hey its the thought that counts.

[Clare]

dont worry capo ill get it back for you.....errrr nevermind im just a little to far from him. but hey its the thought that counts.

he's holding it for ransom, it would have been rough. But thanks! :p

[Wc Keep]

ransom for what???????????

[Gunga]

Originally posted by Wc Keep
ransom for what???????????

Well now...that's classified info!! :)

[Wc Keep]

ok gunga ill make this real easy for you. you sell me the emag for 100$ american. it has no sentimental value to you so you can sell it to me for that much. plus you sorta have to cause the bids on ebay are going through the roof for it.

[Gunga]

Originally posted by Wc Keep
ok gunga ill make this real easy for you. you sell me the emag for 100$ american. it has no sentimental value to you so you can sell it to me for that much. plus you sorta have to cause the bids on ebay are going through the roof for it.

BAH!!! The fabled E-Kitty is worth far more than $100!!! I'm insulted!! And Cap is too! Besides...it comes with those cool Hello Kitty grips!

Not to mention the Hello Kitty sticker near the E-Mag jewel!

And...as a member of Team Hello Kitty at the recent NJ AO Meet, I can't let it go for a mere $100!! $101 maybe... :D

[Wc Keep]

ok how bout we split the closing bid 60/40
you dont know how in demand that marker is.

[Clare]

And...as a member of Team Hello Kitty at the recent NJ AO Meet, I can't let it go for a mere $100!! $101 maybe...

you're gonna get 101 bruises next time I see you!!

[Wc Keep]

you accept paypal gunga???

[CRASHKING]

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa


you're gonna get 101 bruises next time I see you!!

give him 202!!!!!! (101 from me:) )

[Wc Keep]

wait i have an issue here. at the ao meet there was a problem with the scheduling and only one team was listed for two different teams. hello kitty got a lucky max because they had to play against spankdaddys. had they played against spankdaddys fate they would have been maxed in 1 minute with 45 seconds. (feeling generous here)

[Clare]

give him 202!!!!!! (101 from me )

I'll keep that in mind :D

[Wc Keep]

i really am mad that you guys were given max against us when you didnt play us. i want a rematch...errrr....a new match.

[Clare]

i really am mad that you guys were given max against us when you didnt play us. i want a rematch...errrr....a new match

even though I have no clue what you're talking about..but sure, why not! :)

[Blade]

hey lady and guys, their is some really good pics of you on warpig at the lvl 10 launch. I want to join the fan club, I'm going to add the logo to my sig

[Wc Keep]

yeah if you look on the ao day after thread youll see a pic of me with my "manly" green watch.....

[cphilip]

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa


even though I have no clue what you're talking about..but sure, why not! :)

OK...here is what happened...

Spank Daddies played a game and lost to Kitties. First game for each of us. However it was soon discovered that an error was made in a name change to your team Wc. When your team Captain changed the name they put his new name on the line for us (Spank Daddies) as if we were one team. He or they seem to have changed the wrong team name somehow. And then from that point two teams were confused and on the same line as if they were one team. For some reason we (the Spank Daddies) where thrown out of the tournament all together! Not allowed to play any longer. And our loss was assigned to this other team! Yours! I have no idea why it was done that way. A rematch should have been in order and we should have been allowed to play. But our only choice was to either let your team continue or you would have had to sit out and we play. We chose to let you kids play. Not a very good choice for either of us. But no matter we all had fun. But that call was not fair to either team. Sorry about that. Not our fault. Good thing they threw us out though. We were just getting warmed up and woulda owned you guys!!! :D

[Clare]

We were just getting warmed up and woulda owned you guys!!!

cphil! c'mon let's go..rematch! :p jk, I don't want to get owned!

[Wc Keep]

ok phil i thank you for having let us play but im sorry...you guys were housed. capo couldve beat you guys by herself....wait a second she did. (jk phil got nothing but love for the spankdaddys)

[cphilip]

Well I watched my kid take her out later on so that was sweet revenge! :D

Well...I was sorry you had to take our loss. And a sweep at that! We lost our post man on the break (Oldsoldier). Leaving Fatman and Tunaman on the corners. Going down a man from the get go realy hurts in three man. Especially when you know it's only three minutes long and you gotta make a move to go up or lose the points. You tend to try harder to get one and take some risks. And early on you just could not see Capo at all. She was like one with the bunkers. Very patient and very tight player she is. She knew to wait us out then. And they did.

I felt it unfair they saddled you with it...but what can I say? They feared they did not have time to replay it or to play a ninth team (us). Odd number of teams will not owrk out in round robin play. And it turns out they were right about that. We all learned a few things about putting these things on. It was good to find this kind of thing out. They made the best decission they could at the time and I respect that. It was everyones first time and we all did the best we could.

Capo...there will be a rematch! All of us!

[845]

Originally posted by Wc Keep
yeah if you look on the ao day after thread youll see a pic of me with my "manly" green watch.....

Courtesy of 845(Will) :D


i really am mad that you guys were given max against us when you didnt play us. i want a rematch...errrr....a new match.

Dont worry we will get them next time. -insert evil laughter-

[AngelBoy]

You guys scare the crap out of me

[Wc Keep]

i really wanna play hello kitty because its for my honor and all but come on lets be serious. its capo. i dont have the heart to bunker her :D

[Zumina]

hubba hubba, where do I sign?

[Aranarth]

Oh come on wc. You know that she'd bunker you with no second thought, so why wouldn't you do the same? Wimp. :)
-AranarthX

[UTLadiesMan]

Well I wanted to join, but with so many members it looks maybe a little too trendy... I mean I don't want to look like I'm joining to just jump on the bandwagon. I don't want to be a copy [hello] kitty.

[845]

i dont have the heart to bunker her

I do...the question really is could u bunker her ?
:)

[Wc Keep]

thanks will for the faith in your backman. ill remember that next time someone goes to bunker you:D

i could bunker her if i got the chance but come on. why would i join her fanclub to bunker her? the rest of her team is a different story.

i do however would not think twice about putting the hello kitty emag on ebay.......jk

p.s. last saturday i had to leave early so capo i still owe you dinner:)

[Havoc_online]

i really wanna play hello kitty because its for my honor and all but come on lets be serious. its capo. i dont have the heart to bunker her last time she got stuck in a bind, she was in a 8v1, everyone tried to bunker her, she took out 5(actually might of been six, can't remember), she is pretty much unbunkerable.

[Clare]

she is pretty much unbunkerable.

ha! that's why I got bunkered that same game. hehe

[Fanatic]

hook me up....
do you have the GOLD MEMBERSHIP!

[TXStorm]

Originally posted by Havoc_online
last time she got stuck in a bind, she was in a 8v1, everyone tried to bunker her, she took out 5.

LOL! i was there and saw that omg that was awesome.. she gogged like 3 of em then took out two more i think. it was AMAZING!

[Daroach]

Ohhh, i am looking forward to see those mad skillz in a week.

[xtreme paintball]

Considering the fact that I'm buying some of her gear, I guess that means, I'm in!

[Gotenks]

Capo is the cooooolest :D

[FatMan]

Hey all - I'be been away in the land of the picts - I updated the membership list - and I'm glad to see there has been steady posts to this thread! Cool!

Oh, and Cap, the Spank Daddies are up for a rematch any time. This time We get to wait until after our knap, OK?

FatMan

[Wc Keep]

i dont know bout any of you but ive been dying to see capo spank the crap out of keely (however thats spelled) watson for giving women in paintball the stereotypical image.

[Clare]

Welcome back Fatman, how was Scotland? :D

[FatMan]

Scotland was great. I highly recommend it! Many crazy things happen, as is always the case when I go somewhere. Not sure what was the funniest - probably either the gay Italian waiter wearing a cowboy outfit in a little village north of Glasgow, or the 10 nuns and 1 ballarina in the club in Edinbourgh.

Ah, its great to be me!

FatMan

[Psycow]

I wan't in the club!
Please let me in, I can be your South African representitive (since as far as I know it's only me and GoblinGreen that are SA members of AO. Correct me if I'm wrong). That would make you truly international. :D

[FatMan]

Hey all, I think I'm caught up on entering all of the member's names. I think I also have all of the capitalization and spacing and membership references and stuff. Take a moment to look at the second post on the thread and see if your name appears correctly, and if it is wrong or missing, PM me and I'll correct it.

Thanks,

Walt

[bigsarge72]

Ok, first, after reading all the legendary exploits and then seeing the pics...of course I'm in!

Second, for Capo, I see you have a South American sounding name and study Brazilian martial arts...any actual connection to South America? If so, I may need you to try and talk my wife into playing paintball (she's Panamanian):D

Third, I'm jealous fatman, I really want to see Scotland. My clan used to occupy the NE tip of Scotland (Sinclair).

And lastly, since I'm still sort of new here...how do I add the signature button to my sig.

Peace,

sarge

[Wc Keep]

hey fatman when is this going to become an official fan club? i mean she has more than enough slav....followers right now and i feel that the public eye needs to know who she is. and if someone knew how to design webpages one would be suitable for her. or at least my aol hometown page.

[FatMan]

Hmmm, you think she needs her own site huh? That's an idea - what does everyone else think?

FatMan

[CRASHKING]

i think we should ask the almighty capo about that:)

[bigsarge72]

So, fatman,
Am I in? I don't want to add the sig button until it's official.

sarge

[FatMan]

Originally posted by bigsarge72
So, fatman,
Am I in? I don't want to add the sig button until it's official.

sarge

Oh, yeah, you're in. I just added you. Go for it!

FatMan

[Psycow]

Whoohoo!! I'm a oficial member to the (Un)oficial club!!
Ok so how do I get my oficial membership signature pic to work?

[FatMan]

Originally posted by Psycow
Whoohoo!! I'm a oficial member to the (Un)oficial club!!
Ok so how do I get my oficial membership signature pic to work?

OK you put this in your signature under "Edit Profile"

img src="http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=377603"

With a < before the img and a > after the last quote mark

This HAS been covered in the FAQs and other posts on the board.

FatMan

[bigsarge72]

Thanks, I found how to add an image, but I didn't know what the link for the image was.

sarge

[NightStalker]

Me me me I want in :)

[JEDI]

Yo Fatman, Please make me an Unofficial member. I coudn't resist any longer.

[Temo Vryce]

All I have to say is "God Bless Texas"

Capo you'll be happy to know that us Canadian Rednecks is all in luv wit ya tu.

Think ya kin put me at da top of yer list, huh huh?

[com_antillies]

I am definately in. Capo is kewl.:)

[Telefragged]

Count me in!

[spider54]

i would like to b in the club, i think she is hot:D

[MantisMag]

Originally posted by spider54
i would like to b in the club, i think she is hot:D
:rolleyes: i've been avoiding this thread. i check in on it once in awhile but i haven't posted. that post however has prompted me to respond.

... i started to write a long post about how ridiculous this fan club is getting but i changed my mind. and for the record i like clare. i just don't want to be a member of her fan club. also no ill will is held toward the originator of this club or any specific members. that is all. :)

[Dayspring]

Sure. I'm in! Any girl that plays paintball & studies Capoeira is ok in my book! (seen it in person. VERY COOL!)

Paranue! (Capo would know ;) )

[RetroEclipseMan]

Capo Fanclub?? I want in definately. There should be more girls like her in the sport for sure.

[Blade]

found these pics of Capo on FoN
http://www.forceofnature.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/Coverage/iao2002/brandiandClar.jpg

http://www.forceofnature.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/Coverage/iao2002/AGDGirl.jpg

[FatMan]

Originally posted by Blade
found these pics of Capo on FoN


Wow! great pics! Thanks!

FatMan

[wyn1370]

so who's the other female in the first pic with capo?

[Wc Keep]

hey capo how bout you hook me up with that chicks number...its worth a try...

[Dayspring]

You may have asked first, but I'm taller and better looking ;)

ME ME ME!!!

[spider54]

hey fatman i dont mean to b a stiffler, but u spelled my name wrong on the list, it is spider54 not spyder54, i dont believe in kingman products, i just wanted to point this out to u

[ntn4502]

count me fatman, and capo, let me know if your ever in ohio ;)

[bigsarge72]

Yeah, that girl is pretty cute, even standing next to our beloved Capo :D

sarge

[Clare]

so who's the other female in the first pic with capo?
that's Brandi, she's the spokesmodel for FON :)

[Dayspring]

DETAILS!?!?!

Single? Age? Willing to travel? ;) Have a thing for tall, desperate guys? ;)


Originally posted by CaPoEiRa

that's Brandi, she's the spokesmodel for FON :)

[Clare]

lol sorry, she's married and has a child :p

[Dayspring]

d'oh...

[CRASHKING]

i think the lady next to brandi looks better :)

[ntn4502]

and whats the details with her, b/f? any kids? looking for a good time? :D

[Balla]

i think capo should have her own restaraunt..like hooters

[Wc Keep]

no way capo has way more class than all of those hooters girls combined. i think britney should close her restaurant and capo should open one where it was.and we as an ao family would advertise it for her :D

[Clare]

i think the lady next to brandi looks better
haha, not really but thanks :P


no way capo has way more class than all of those hooters girls combined.

thanks, wckeep. :)

[GreasyPigeon]

i wana be in the special group of people with that sexy capo.;) o yeah. she is so fine. mighty fine. i know she is out of my league. way out. but o well. add me to da list fatman!!!:D

[Gotenks]

do all of you guys at SNOBino high school act like that pidgeon?

LoL

why ain't you put your location "Tucson, AZ"

you ain't proud of livin here? cause I sure ain't :p

need to move to pheonix or some place in cali

*EDIT*

/action Bows down to capo


there wckeep, I did my worshipping, now my post is worthy :p

[Wc Keep]

hey gotenks do that somewhere else this is the place to worship capo not talk about your location.

[FooTemps]

Why don't we have a capo drawing contest? hehehe... I finally figured out what kind of anime eyes to use for capo's face!

::yes, I'm still working on character designs for the AO comic...::

[Gotenks]

an ao comic....

I've been working on a automag rap song...

me and jonneh might do it......

Da asian, and da british man rappin to a mad beat :p

[Clare]

Why don't we have a capo drawing contest? hehehe... I finally figured out what kind of anime eyes to use for capo's face!

lol! a drawing contest? now that would be scary :)

[wes]

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa


lol! a drawing contest? now that would be scary :)

yes very scary,

btw IM THE WINNER! yay!

Notice: capo donst look anything like this

[Clare]

lol! actually, it kinda does! :p

[Wc Keep]

Originally posted by wes


yes very scary,

btw IM THE WINNER! yay!

Notice: capo donst look anything like this

you cheated i had drawn that picture at ao day and later had it stolen.

[GreasyPigeon]

you dont look like that. your much hotter.

[wes]

Originally posted by Wc Keep


you cheated i had drawn that picture at ao day and later had it stolen.


WHATEVA dont you see the copyright?



sorry i had to make it real big

[FatMan]

All Capo Fans need to see this thread:

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48374

It's Capo's B'day - go wish her a happy one!

FatMan

[Wc Keep]

hey is capo planning on going to the sc ao day? that way fate can get revenge on spankdaddys and hello kitty.:D

[Chupe]

throw me on for sure!
chad

[pbguy888]

O boy! can I please be in ? Thanks alot!

[angelKiller16]

please please please i wana join! Girls who play paintball are the best!

[paint king]

Is it too late to join the club Fatman? It would be an honor if i may say so myself. Let me know guys.

P.S. I hope im the first freshman in!! and by the way does capo like younger guys??:p :p :p. Just kidding havoc.

[pbguy888]

heh im a freshman to and I asked first!:p :p hehe

[Riotz]

Capoeira Desktop Backgrounds (http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49715)

[FatMan]

Originally posted by Riotz
Capoeira Desktop Backgrounds (http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49715)

Thanks Acky. There's a lot of Wang in there! Great to see!

FatMan

[pbguy888]

SO fatman....can i be in?

[paint king]

We are both in (although you were in first). Look on the first page it has your name listed.