The gnomes are out for YOU tom

[Gotenks]

These gnomes gave me a message, I was at home depot the other day, and when I was in the gardening area I ran into some gnomes.


Message from leader of the GNOMES
http://www.progressivesites.com/magicforest/barbaray1.jpg
Tom, you are ruining all of us, we despise you, our days of basking in glory inside autocockers and shockers are coming near to the end. We used to be able to relax all day, knowing we had jobs making guns shoot farther than other guns at the same velocity.
http://www.progressivesites.com/magicforest/barbaray2.jpg
Tom, you better lock your doors, and keep alert.
You better not walk through any dark alleys or any lawns at night

Because WE will be after YOU.
But hold on one second I really have to use the BATHROOM!
http://www.progressivesites.com/magicforest/jand1.jpg


Of course, I decided not to hold on one second, so I didn't get to the rest of his message. Everybody, be very careful, I have much concern for all of your safety.

[demonguy8]

that was disturbing to say the least.....:D

[Mild 7]

LOL, disturbing, but funny. I like it. Man, either you have some good imagination or have a lota time on your hands.

[pito189]

Originally posted by Mild 7
LOL, disturbing, but funny. I like it. Man, either you have some good imagination or have a lota time on your hands.

LOL. He speaks the truth. Quick catch them so Tom can stuff them inside an CnC. It will make it the best gun on the planet.

[P4ULuk]

Originally posted by pito189


LOL. He speaks the truth. Quick catch them so Tom can stuff them inside an CnC. It will make it the best gun on the planet.

Rest assured they're already in there!

Paul.
:D :D

[shartley]

Cute…. I could take it or leave it, but one part made me smile…

But hold on one second I really have to use the BATHROOM!
They matched up the right Gnome with the outhouse… he really looks like he is saying that… and MEANS it. :D

[AGD]

LOL!!! :)

[Gotenks]

I dressed up as a gnome, and infiltrated there headquarters in the woods. They asked why I was so big, I said cause I always drank my milk, phew, it was scary.

Anyways, they had a meeting, and the leader was discussing some of his tactics.


Tactics discussion by GNOME LEADER
We will begin attacking soon. It will be a difficult war, but us gnomes sha'll succeed! We can't get put out because of AGD, because they are revealing what marketing hype really is, and revealing the truth and facts. He is endangering all of our daily lives. We must conquer.

Plan A:
Whe can drown him! We can use this new technology, thanks to our gnome r&d department, I call it the WATER PUMP.
http://www.progressivesites.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/t123-DerekwithWaterPump.jpg

Plan B:
This is for you, NINJA GNOME SQUAD. Our gnome r&d department has done it again with the... "BLOW GUN". We can shoot poison darts, and take out the subject!

quote "Mmmmmmm... the smell of high technology in the morning"
http://www.progressivesites.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/t173185-Amadeus.jpg

Gnome R&D department member holding one of the prototype "Blow Guns"
http://www.progressivesites.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/b042fc.jpg



I didn't get any pics of the legion, but there were hundreds, thousands of them, it was nuts.

I'm scared :eek:

[spacemanspiff]

Oh man thats funny.:D lol

[joeyjoe367]

umm... too much time?

kinda funny tho.

[Mango]

:D Thats pretty funny! I love the "blow gun" prototype.

[lunchbox]

tom isnt affraid of stupid gnomes he has elves workin for him and elves own gnomes any day.

http://www.christmas.com/pe/6

[Vegeta]

I think Gotenks needs to lay off the bong for a bit...

[RT pRo AuToMaG]

Tom, when you catch the gnomes, stick their head in a level 7 mag, that will make a great video.

[lunchbox]

tom's crew

[shartley]

Originally posted by lunchbox
tom's crew
I don't think you are aware of EIB..... AGD Elves don't shoot candy.. they shoot Mags. ;)

Want some fun? Use the search feature for EIB or Elves In Black, or AGD Elves. :D

[Gotenks]

and it ain't looking good so far, my leprechauns are being taken out.

Please, send in the elve reinforcements!!!

http://members.aol.com/donjack47/pict13.jpg
http://members.aol.com/donjack47/pict10.jpg

(ps I'm not a psycho I didn't draw those, I found them on a lawn gnome website believe it or not lol :p )

[shartley]

might want to rethink one of those..... forget where you are? ;)

[TRIAD]

That's a little messed up man. (Note: VERY MESSED UP)

[lunchbox]

I don't think you are aware of EIB.....

shartley of course i know of eib look at my first post link to eib
look closer there candycane anodized xtremes

[SyntaxError]

hmmm, I just now found a book in my house called "Gnomes" with several of the same pictures you showed! Coincidence, or something far more sinister??!! They're after me lucky char-I mean, my mags!!

[Vegeta]

Oh gawd impailment by the spieked gnome hair.


Someone needs to use their spare time in another way...

[shartley]

Originally posted by lunchbox
I don't think you are aware of EIB.....

shartley of course i know of eib look at my first post link to eib
look closer there candycane anodized xtremes
LOL I missed your link.. sorry. :D But they still don’t look like Extremes. ;)

[personman]

You do realise that there were elves, not gnomes in cockers?
Gnomes were made up for level 10.

[Gotenks]

I maybe wrong about the cocker, but gnomes were not made up for level 10, its actually been a shocker thing to my knowledge for some time.

[personman]

*shrug* I dunno
All I know is elves are with cockers..
Well they were going to have gnomes mallet.
I havve never heard of gnomes in a shocker.

[FutureMagOwner]

...

[BTAutoMag]

hey

cockers have elves not gnomes.

automags have gnomes

GET IT RIGHT:D

[Snapps]

^^ maybe this will be the first time cocker and mag owners unite to take down those d*mn dirty gnomes!
Thankfully those gremlins in my impulse havent been hatching those diabolical plans yet...

[spider54]

who cares it is funny either way

[mike e]

i feel your pain in 6'5'' 285lbs