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CoFFeY[NiTrO]
09-02-2002, 04:11 PM
What if paintball began using baseketball scoreboard timers for speedball, with a big buzzer that goes off when the time is over. Refs wouldn't need to carry around watches on the speedball field and could concetrate(sp?) more on the game, or covering their nuts, what ever comes first..
phooey! I was just informed its already been done :mad:
lol
What if paintballs were the size of beach balls .... ?
wouldnt you be drenched with paint :) fun !
Muzikman
09-02-2002, 04:20 PM
The time board and buzzer have already been done...Thats how they do it at Skyball...All 6 games sart at once on a buzzer and end on the buzzer and there is a countdown clock that the refs (and players) can look at.
Emagster
09-02-2002, 04:23 PM
what if the BS about cockers being more accurate and more reliable then any other gun never because it has an open bolt instead of a closed bolt
or
what if the theory of the longer the barrel you got the better accuracy you'll have
or
what if the theory that Low Pressure guns are better then high pressure guns never began
What if we never started this god damn thread ... SOME ONE TELL ME WHAT IF!!! would all people be living in a life of wounders and questions? What if...? That is the question... if CoFFeY never made this What IF... thread people would be lost out there so if u see CoFFeY around in the IRC CHan or something make sure u say "Hi CoFFey, Thank you" Because if you really think about that gangster made ur life possible and the sport of paintball possible! What If....
:)
Thank you CoFFey ...
Thank you!
Symp
darklord
09-02-2002, 04:36 PM
What if paintballs grew on trees, nitro fill stations that filled up to 4500 psi sprouted in the ground, and you could buy any paintball marker/gun you wanted for less than $100 at your local pharmacy? This thread will be filled with nothing but outrageous ideas, so I thought I would propose that one.
CoFFeY[NiTrO]
09-02-2002, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by darklord
What if paintballs grew on trees, nitro fill stations that filled up to 4500 psi sprouted in the ground, and you could buy any paintball marker/gun you wanted for less than $100 at your local pharmacy? This thread will be filled with nothing but outrageous ideas, so I thought I would propose that one.
that would beeee awsome
TransMan
09-02-2002, 05:25 PM
What if i was God..... oh wait I am God silly me:rolleyes:
FalconGuy016
09-02-2002, 06:14 PM
Im pretty sure the length of the barrel is a determining factor on the accuracy of the paintball... at least a little
Shirow
09-02-2002, 07:00 PM
Im pretty sure the length of the barrel is a determining factor on the accuracy of the paintball... at least a little
And so it starts..
boomerfoxtrot
09-02-2002, 07:14 PM
what if the bunkers got scared and ran off the feild?
soulegend
09-02-2002, 07:20 PM
What if getting bunkered was like getting raped in prison? Oh wait, it is!
TRIAD
09-02-2002, 07:34 PM
um yeah
thevilduk
09-02-2002, 07:36 PM
what if we made paintball guns big enough to shoot beachballs... the pull on a stock spyder would be 3 yards long... and shockers would be 5 feet wide and one story tall! and we would play in big citys with skyscrapers as bunkers and move the markers with platforms powered by small gas motors!
CenterFire
09-02-2002, 07:37 PM
What if an actual discussion ocurred within this thread?
(Thought I'd add my impossible "what if" question) :p
FooTemps
09-02-2002, 07:40 PM
What if someone on AO invented an anti infantry shoulder mounted paint cannon for the next major scenario game AO members are going to?
boomerfoxtrot
09-02-2002, 08:07 PM
What if you got a 50 Gal Drum of washable paint, and hook up a paint sprayer (like the pro's use) and mounted that on a tank?
freek133
09-02-2002, 08:21 PM
what if mags were the most popular gun in the world... What would happen then...
What if at Shatner ball the borg had a helicopter that dropped minivan sized water balloons filled with paint on the fed and klingon base?
What if AOers had never discovered pie?
FooTemps
09-02-2002, 08:42 PM
what if tom never invented the mag? ... ewww, that would be a bad what if...
paintbattler
09-02-2002, 08:43 PM
lol..get your facts straight before u post!!! lol jk
agdemagman69
09-02-2002, 08:44 PM
what if a rich tournament player took a couple cases of Evil paint and crushed all the paint , and removed the crushed shells with a strainer and then proceeded to load the paint into a really powerful super soaker... think about how many people you could get off the break, and since its not that powerful you could just rain paint all over people!
*I have WAY too much time on my hands
FalconGuy016
09-02-2002, 08:47 PM
What if I had a resonably sized male appendage :(
thevilduk
09-02-2002, 08:54 PM
what if we don't want to hear about the size of your pen... arms?
TRIAD
09-02-2002, 09:35 PM
What if 'cockers didn't exist?
FooTemps
09-02-2002, 09:43 PM
what if everyone had their own home made speedball course?
TransMan
09-02-2002, 10:19 PM
What if i was the only guy on an Island surrounded by beautiful women that wanted to nothing but.........make me pies.:D
InfinatyBPS
09-03-2002, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by FalconGuy016
What if I had a resonably sized male appendage :(
I think you should talk to personman, I beleive he made a small wang owner's group. :);) That was a low blow :)
What if everyone who posts on AO actualy got a life...:eek: Including me...
What if everyone who posts on AO actualy got a life... Including me...
I had one I just forgot where I put it.:D
FooTemps
09-03-2002, 11:43 AM
what if a giant pizza came hurtling toward the earth carrying tiny aliens that looked like elves and had magical powers to make paintball guns shoot better?
FutureMagOwner
09-03-2002, 11:48 AM
i would eat the pizza and shoot the elves :D
thevilduk
09-03-2002, 03:37 PM
global starvation would end everyone would be happy because paintballguns shoot better and we could train the elves as slaves to do labor in 3rd world countries. And ther world would be at peace forever... Untill we start inbreeding the elves with humans and they have a hostile take over of earth and call for back up pizza ships.
personman
09-03-2002, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by InfinatyBPS
I think you should talk to personman, I beleive he made a small wang owner's group. :);) That was a low blow :)
That was uncalled for.
What if Mike Tyson never bite Holyfields ear... ?
Back to the elvs.
How big are they,
Do they come in peace,
Are they armed?
again with the elvs,
When and what time do you expect the elvs to arrive?
"Just to get prepaired"
im still not sure about this elvs thing...
Do they play paintball, or they just like pie, because ... i kinda like pie my self :)
are these elvs gangster and want to kill, rape, robb us all? (pretty scared).
Wheelman
09-03-2002, 09:50 PM
What if some people never hit that post reply button?
InfinatyBPS
09-04-2002, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by personman
That was uncalled for.
I know I'm jp with you:p
That macro someone made with the family laughing just stuck in my head, blame the creator...:D
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