What Would You Do?

[Clare]

What would you do if you found out that the world was going to end in 12 hours?

I was having this conversation with someone from AO last night and it was pretty hilarious. :D

[SlipknotX556]

Hmm well id go out shoot up everyone at a paintball field, with my emag, because they though it would be funny to take my emag and "Play" with it, hide it from me. Also I would some other things.;) :) :D

[Will Wood]

take a nap. :)

[TRIAD]

I would ply paintball for 10 hours, then prepare to meet GOD for 2 hours.

[AllAmericanMag]

Make a sandwich.

[wyn1370]

eat pie

[Mango]

First, I would strip down till I was only wearing sneakers, grab a baseball bat and run to my local supermarket smashing every window I saw on the way. Then, I would promptly dispose of everything in site with the baseball bat, and knock down all those can displays and whatnot. Then, I would steal the nicest car in the parking lot and drive to the walmart, and cause mayhem in there too. Then I would go to my local bakery and steal boxes and boxes of those awsome little cookies they make, and then run across the street to the BMW dealership and steal a Z3 roadster and drive to my college campus. At which point I would engage in some acts that the mods would not appreciate me posting about.

After that, I would go take my car and drive it through my local mall, and then drive it right into the dineing area of a McDonalds and complain that the drive thru was too slow. Then I would steal an SUV and drive through the backyards of all the new houseing developments that they built in my area, and go looting and pillaging throughout thier houses. I would also kick every baby I would see. :D

I would also steal boxes of snack packs, and fill a small kiddy pool with it and have some fun. After that, I would go to the local Kellogs plant and jump in a big vat of corn flakes and run around and give everyone crunchy hugs. Then I would hose myself off, steal another cool car and drive to another local mall and run through and slapp every girls behind I saw. Oh it would be a happy day. And yes I did put too much thought into it.

[potti]

i'd go for a little roadtrip, at about 160 mph....maybe go jump out of an airplane...

[jah871]

Originally posted by SprayingMango
First, I would strip down till I was only wearing sneakers, grab a baseball bat and run to my local supermarket smashing every window I saw on the way. Then, I would promptly dispose of everything in site with the baseball bat, and knock down all those can displays and whatnot. Then, I would steal the nicest car in the parking lot and drive to the walmart, and cause mayhem in there too. Then I would go to my local bakery and steal boxes and boxes of those awsome little cookies they make, and then run across the street to the BMW dealership and steal a Z3 roadster and drive to my college campus. At which point I would engage in some acts that the mods would not appreciate me posting about.

After that, I would go take my car and drive it through my local mall, and then drive it right into the dineing area of a McDonalds and complain that the drive thru was too slow. Then I would steal an SUV and drive through the backyards of all the new houseing developments that they built in my area, and go looting and pillaging throughout thier houses. I would also kick every baby I would see. :D

I would also steal boxes of snack packs, and fill a small kiddy pool with it and have some fun. After that, I would go to the local Kellogs plant and jump in a big vat of corn flakes and run around and give everyone crunchy hugs. Then I would hose myself off, steal another cool car and drive to another local mall and run through and slapp every girls behind I saw. Oh it would be a happy day. And yes I did put too much thought into it.

Wow..:eek:

[Tubby_Ninja]

I'd sit on my roof and take a sniper rifle to the crazy naked guy covered in corn flake crumbs, driving a stolen SUV thru my backyard...

[Mango]

HAHAHAH!

[Will Wood]

Do the doctors know what is wrong yet, Mango??

[spacemanspiff]

Call some friends, go raid the local liquor store, have my cousin steal some nice steaks, filets, etc from his work. Fire up the BBQ and have one last monster party.:D

[Python14]

I would invite all my friends up to the family lot on Bent Mt. and then we would have a camp fire and spend our last hours having the time of our lives. Paintball, fishing, fourwheeling, etc. For the last hour or two, I would go out on my own, or with a few real close friends and spend our last few moments with God here on Earth. Then the Aliens would land and we would shoot them with 16gauge Deer Slugs. Last few seconds, we would all sing "We are the Champions" and then die smiling as the Aliens devour our livers.

[Clare]

I'd sit on my roof and take a sniper rifle to the crazy naked guy covered in corn flake crumbs, driving a stolen SUV thru my backyard...

lol! I have such a weird mental picture of it all

[Thordic]

Capo told me to post here, but unfortunately, any such post that would be anywhere close to the truth would probably get me banned.

She asked for the G-Rated version, but I'm not even sure if I could get it down to an NC-17 version.

I mean, come on, 12 hours to live? What the hell do you THINK I'm gonna do? :)


If it's got a pulse...

[Will Wood]

Porcipines have pulses :eek:

[Python14]

Dudes have pulses too

[Riotz]

Mango, you are going to be doing all that with just sneakers on? OH GAWD!!!!!! :eek:

[magman007]

me, well io would make peace with every one i know. I would also start the 22 hour milling process of the manike-mag so that some one in the distant future may find it and be truely happy.

After ythose 10 minuts were up, id prolly call up mango and ask to go with him for 5 hours.

THen cal thordic up and askj him where he is going, so i can get thee first. No sloppy um....im goiung to stop there.

[PyRo]

All I can say is

:)

[OnyX]

Hmmmmmm..............the G rated version

i would get a bunch of my buddies together steal a bus and pick up any1 interested in raiding the miller company in milwaukee and then party till we drop you all are invited if it happens :D

[ronron2112]

Hmm.. lets see.. i would build a HUGE jump into a lake and go off it wide open on my dirtbike... ive awlays wanted to do that...

Oh, then id go point and laugh at mango for running around like a redneck.

[Load SM5]

That party of Spiff's is sounding pretty good. But taking shots at a crunchy Mango (new candy bar?) with a rifle sounds pretty inviting, too. I'm torn, really.

[Clare]

I'd probably be taking pics of all the chaos and post them up on AO :P

actually, I'm not quite sure what I would do. ;)

[Mango]

Oh I'd also be on the first plane to TX. :p I figure I can get all my chao's done in about 6 hours. 4 hour flight to TX leaves about 2 hours to set random fires all around TX with Clare.

[Load SM5]

Mango, I don't think you'll be allowed on the plane, naked with cornflakes stuck all over you. I'm sure thats against an FAA regulation, somehow.

[dansim]

well i would first download all the porn viruses onto my computer, then violate the pg rating on this board then get banned, swear alot, start drinking, toss computer in ocean, urinate on my bosses desk while hes sitting there, find any human/female with a pulse and well you know, then i would have a threesome and make sweet sweet sweet love to both my ir3 and flame cocker, then eat some pie..... i then would buy a high powered large calibur rifle and start shooting holes in boats and sea how many i can sink(i work on a fish pier) then i would steal a fork lift and see how many cars i can push into the ocean, write a huge im sorry note staple it to my chest and walk around wearing only my mask and harness and then get to a church and start a big confession after wich i kick in the door and hit the father with a tippman squad buster and SCREAM OWN3D! foo, then runn away and find another church and confess that, and ,maybe have some more pie, and take a nap and pat my lil kitty neo after i dye him pink of course

[Mango]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DANSIM RULES!!!!!! :D

[Havoc_online]

but what if after all of you did all these things, it turned out the world was not going to end?

[1stdeadeye]

Mango you really live way too close to me for comfort now. If the world is coming to an end and I see you near my Jeep, I am gonna have to bunker you HARD!:p

[Riotz]

Originally posted by Havoc_online
but what if after all of you did all these things, it turned out the world was not going to end?

It sure would be hella-fun then. :D

[Mango]

1stdeadeye: hahahaahah!!

Havoc: well, looks like you'd have a pudding and cornflake covered Mango living in TX with you. :p

[dansim]

very simple grasshoppa, id move to russia

[cris8762]

if i had 12 hours left i'd probably just call all my friends and family, talk to them, tell them how much i like them, then i would have a giant meal with everything i ever wanted to try or loved (dr pepper, pad thai, soba noodles, new york pizza!, sloppy joes, strawberry shakes, etc)

i'd make a list of everything that i thought was wrong with the world and read it out loud over a megaphone on top of my house

then i'd try and figure out how my life went and what was going to happen to me, then i'd spend an hour with my cat, family and paintball guns just painting up everyting i saw and talking to my family

If the world didn't end:
well i would buy a plane ticket to Tibet and become a Buddhist monk and spend the rest of my life meditating and doing good deeds

[Havoc_online]

Havoc: well, looks like you'd have a pudding and cornflake covered Mango living in TX with you. not without some shorts!;)

[Doobie]

I could write some real wako stuff, but I thought about this really hard...
This is also assuming that I am the only one that knows:
Buy every last Paintball item I ever wanted and go to the field and have a blast for about 3 hours. I would use all my credit cards for this. (Hey, I aint gotta pay right?)Then I would drive to Nashville where my family lives and spend the remaining time with them.

























...of course I would throw a VERY public display of AFFECTION in there somewhere.:D

[Mango]

Originally posted by Havoc_online
not without some shorts!;)

Hey I'm not guarenteeing ANYTHING! lol! ;)

[zen_dawg]

You found out that the world wasnt going to end in 12 hours after all? :D

[dansim]

live life like i do now, get up go to work, come home, get on ao, go to bed, repeat

[spacemanspiff]

I'm torn, really

Okay LoadSM5 how about I invite the girls from the nuddy bar thats right around the corner from me to the party.:p
Oh I would also see how many cars I could run over with my truck. First one I would go after is Thordics dent resistant saturn.:p

[Clare]

well I WOULD have gone to Scott's party but I've changed my mind :p

[Mango]

*sniff* you wouldnt want to hang out with a crunchy mango with no pants on? I'm hurt! :( :D

[Thordic]

Originally posted by Python14
Dudes have pulses too

World's gonna end in 12 hours, who cares?




















Man I bet all the guys on my team twitched when they read that... hahahaha. Funny Funny :)

[1stdeadeye]

First Mango and now Thordic! I've gotta get out of NJ!!

Originally posted by Thordic


World's gonna end in 12 hours, who cares?




















Man I bet all the guys on my team twitched when they read that... hahahaha. Funny Funny :) ;)

[Load SM5]

Originally posted by spacemanspiff


Okay LoadSM5 how about I invite the girls from the nuddy bar thats right around the corner from me to the party.:p
Oh I would also see how many cars I could run over with my truck. First one I would go after is Thordics dent resistant saturn.:p

Sold! I'm hanging with you cowboy!!!

[temps]

I would do alot of extreme stuff, drive a realy fast car really really fast... jump out of a plane (if there isn't a line up.. I would imagine that alot of people would be trying to do this). Then after that I know that I would leave this wourld with a smile on my face :D

[vf-xx]

Hmmm. Mango rampant in TX. What to do what to do.


Actually I'd prolly do what my friend and I had joked about: we'd go to the local strip club and play chess right infront of the runway, ignoring all the dancers.

Yes we're strange.

[BlackHalo]

and dive the rest.

[TransMan]

Well I would steal a tank smoke it out on my way to Fort Knox and see just how close I can get to the gold.:D

[Riotz]

I've thought this over and over, and there is NO WAY to turn what I am going to do into a G-Rated version. :D


Oh and, spiff, what makes you think those girls would come to YOUR party anyways? :p hehe

[Riotz]

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.


*cue chorus*

:D :p

[FooTemps]

Hmmm... I'd take a space shuttle loaded with nukes and crash into the moon at top speed... Of course I'd jetision the lunar lander and manuver to the 2nd space shuttle my buddie stole and fly bad to earth and watch the moon crash into the planet... I want to see what would happen first, the moon crash into the planet or the planet being destroyed/deadified/etc..

[Riotz]

Dang Footemps, you only have 12 hours... :rolleyes:

[FooTemps]

Originally posted by Riotz
Dang Footemps, you only have 12 hours... :rolleyes:

I'm going to do it footemps style! Steal a concorde and fly to florida, kill a lot of people, jack 2 shuttles, take off right away in 4 minutes without any checks or anything. THen fly to the moon with about 400 extra afterburner rockets attachehed. OH yeah, the nuclear waste, we'll pick up some atom bombs and stuff too along the way. I hope we'll have enough extra rockets to get us back to earth on time... I think it'd be ok if we crash landed into a major alqueda facility... i hope we brough enough bombs for that too... complete armegedon! Falling moon, nuclear winter, middle eastern countries launching nukes and chemical weapsons.... ooo, that would be sooo evil...

BUT, the first thing I would buy would be a time travel kit from futurehorizons to test if they worked... then I would freeze time and unfreeze it at my leisure to do whatever i planned... lol

[vf-xx]

More importantly Foo, the world was ending in 12 Hours. That says nothing for the moon. All you have to do is get off planet in 12 hours :D

[P8ntballerAK]

first of all,I wouls shoot dansim with a potato gn loaded with a huge ball bearing for the post below, then, I would go to wal-mart and dance naked in the baby section, then burn all the crappy paintbll gear they had. After that I would crash mangos party and eat some cornflakes. then I would go to the nearest airforce base, steal the most armed fighter plane i could find> Then I would bomb Russia and Tibet so no one could go there if the world didnt end. Then me and a group of friends (about 1000 or so) would bombe every country in the world except the US to prevent outside terrorism if the world didnt end. Before I bombed the UK I would steal Manikes Emag (BTW I am still naked from wal-mart) and go play painball on the streets of new york. then I would grab a 50 caliber sniper rifle and go duck hunting. Then I would go find a shark, cut myself a little bit so he smells the blood and throw a grenade in his mouth. Then i would go to the Jack Daniels manufacturing sight (im still naked :rolleyes: )and go swiming. Then I would take an anti tank weapon and destroy bill gates house. Then I would put a gun to Bill's head and make him say he likes to make love to tux the linux panguin before covering him in cornflakes an sending him in a stolen SUV to run through peoples back yards and get shot because people thought it was mango. Then I would go to the playboy mansion (still naked) on a motocross bike and... well you know.. And after all that is done If there was any time left, I would go to the navy base and see how many ships I could sink before the world ended (still naked, well except for the socks)

[dansim]

fine well my whole missoion is now to seperate alaska from canada and watch it sink into the sea:mad:

[ntn4502]

I would find out where Claire lives ;)

[cris8762]

why would you bomb tibet?!?!?:mad::mad::mad:

i can understand russia..but tibet?! what did they do to you? :mad::mad:

[ShooterJM]

Set my watch for a 12 hour countdown (gotta time everything right). Grab a hummer, drive to Colorado University, go to a sorority (will remain unnamed) and load up with truckfull of beautiful coeds. Swing by the local fairgrounds and steal one of those giant inflatable bouncy things, then steal cases and cases of whipped cream. Drive to the TV station set everything up, grab the sorority girls and shoot a "very special" made for TV movie! :D Take a 1 hour nap and I'd have about 8 hours left. Chug some Dew and jack any car that'll do over 180 and haul my butt down to colorado springs and steal any jet, preferably an interceptor. Fly at the speed of sound for awhile, land in denver (after taking out every DMV I can find). and I still have 6 hours left. Go to the local liquor store and local restaurants and load up on fine liquor, wine, sushi, and steaks. Drive up to the mountains and set everything up with my friends on the top of any ski resort. Call all my family/friends that are out of state and tell them what they mean to me. Feast and drink with my best friends while having the best view in the world. (and yes, the sorority girls are still there and by this time I would have found a set of twins...oooh or triplets).

[synreal]

thats an easy one, take over the property room of the detroit 13th district police department ;)

think of all the fun things the cops down here take when they raid houses and shove them all into one room.

and they have atleast one tank and 2 8-man apcs :D

[shartley]

I would spend it with my family.... I know that isn't "WOW", but it is honest.

[Will Wood]

I would free all the MONKEYS!!!!!!!

Hm..What I would really do, as probably most others here, would get a big BAN for saying it...lol..but .. Hmm..


The least I would do is get lots of explosives and guns and start blowing crap up and shooting stuff....That would be rather fun.

[spacemanspiff]

Oh and, spiff, what makes you think those girls would come to YOUR party anyways? hehe

Well Load will be there and with the our combined power of the wangforce there resistance is futile.:p

[Load SM5]

Yes indeed. Our Wang combined with the power in our strange hair will draw them like moths to a bug zapper.:D

[Dayspring]

Two Words-





















PLAYBOY MANSION

Me and Uncle Heff are going to have a "get together."

All you AOers are invited!

[P8ntballerAK]

Originally posted by Dayspring
Two Words-


PLAYBOY MANSION

Me and Uncle Heff are going to have a "get together."

All you AOers are invited!

sorry Day, I already hvae dibs on the mansion, Im armed to the teath (and still naked) so there is no way your taking it from m!!!

Muhahahahahaha

[PyRo]

I would go snuggle with my girlfriend :)

[Dayspring]

A) Respect your elders son :D Let age and experience show you how it's done.
B) There's MORE than enough to go around. ;)
C) You think YOU'RE armed to the teeth, you should see my friends I'm bringing. They're armed NOW. :D
D) Still naked? The girls would run away screaming :D (j/k)


Originally posted by P8ntballerAK


sorry Day, I already have dibs on the mansion, I'm armed to the teeth (and still naked) so there is no way your taking it from me!!!

Muhahahahahaha

[Python14]

Originally posted by Dayspring
D) Still naked? The girls would run away screaming :D (j/k)

Don't you mean laughing?

[animal]

I was pondering these for a while. Some of you guys must be able to instantly teleport across the world or something :)


During the havoc you're all causing.... <Insert blurry screen and harp sound here>

Meanwhile

I'd start off by informing the most evil female on the face of the planet (my ex) of what was going to happen in 12 hours, and that I wanted her to die knowing I hate her with everything I've got. (No, I'm not bitter)

THEN... I'd snatch up a cargo plane full of half barrels, beef jerky, and women and be on my way to the NASA base in FL. Once there I load the beer, jerky, and women into the shuttle, take off, and live the rest of my days with the 3 things I love most on the space station while it's kareening into space (since the world gravitation no longer holds it there).

Oh yeah, I'd wave to you all at the zero hour :p

[FooTemps]

Better hope the space station doesn't get hit by debris or get flung towards the sun... and btw, watch out for the crashing moon!

[PaintballSucka]

I would.......nevermind I like AO.

[SyntaxError]

hehehe well now how do I put what I would do.... ummm, well not EVERYTHING with a pulse, think about spending the last 12 hours on earth after a giraffe kicks you in the nuts!:eek:

[land hurricane]

hmmm....I'd defaintly sky dive been wanting to do that for a long time, then i would go over to a bunch of my friends houses just to say bye...then i'd pray and get phyked (sp?) about seeing god, then at the 3 second marker i'd shoot myself with a pistol in the foot or hand just to see how it felt.

[xmetal2001]

This is all assuming your the only one that knows this, if it was general knowledge i know i would be hiding from all the psycho's out there.

No that does'nt make sense why hide. hmm.......

[joeyjoe367]

Originally posted by ntn4502
I would find out where Claire lives ;)

umm... wow, that's pretty umm.. yeah. OK.:confused:

Me? Well, I would break stuff. Get a Sledge-Hammer and Break Lots and Lots of things. Then I would grab my shotgun, and go trap shooting at the mall.

Then I would go to Bill Gates's house (Yes, i live near him, in bellevue) Knock on his door, and punch him in the face and then spank him with my belt. Why? No, I don't hate windows, I'm jelous of his $$, that's why.

Oh, and then I'd save half of the day to spend with family, etc...

[Thordic]

By the way, I think at like 11 hours, it would be cool to have a plane take you WAYYYY up, and just go skydiving without a parachute.

That'd be one hell of a freefall...

[Dayspring]

Reminds me of a quote-

"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving TWICE."


Originally posted by Thordic
By the way, I think at like 11 hours, it would be cool to have a plane take you WAYYYY up, and just go skydiving without a parachute.

That'd be one hell of a freefall...