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Sledgehammer
10-10-2002, 07:25 AM
OK, here's the story:
I sold my old Mag to a buddy when I got my Extreme.
I've had that gun since '93, it always worked well and I kept it well maintained.

We played in a tournament on 09/22. Now I want borrow that gun from him for my wife, since we want to play on Sunday. He can't come along (flying to the states), so I thought I could save the money for one rental. Justin is a nice guy, so he says, of course I can have it.

I get the gun today And what do I see, when I take a closer look at the gun? It still has goo in it from the 22nd (The outside looked clean enough)...
I disassemble and clean the marker - rust on the main spring... :eek:
I have not managed to do that in 9 years... :mad:
That's no way to treat a fine paintball gun...
He in the military and should know how to take care of a gun...

So Sledge is currently looking for something heavy, to smack him with... Any Ideas??? Preferably something that hurts...
;)
Load SM5
10-10-2002, 07:27 AM
How about a rusty mag valve? That'd really drive the point home.
vf-xx
10-10-2002, 07:27 AM
My personal favorite is a Lapco Bigshot SS.

That's 11.5 in of steel smaking goodness.
cphilip
10-10-2002, 07:29 AM
How about installing a WAS board in him so he can think!!!! :p :D
shartley
10-10-2002, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by cphilip
How about installing a WAS board in him so he can think!!!! :p :D
Bwahh ha ha!!!! :D
Load SM5
10-10-2002, 07:32 AM
Yea!!!!!!

Good idea Phil! I would have thought of it except Simon has my Turborev board. Without it I seem to have gotten more stupider.:p



Ooohhh Shiney!
LittMag
10-10-2002, 07:37 AM
Hmm... well everyone's looking to do something with their hurricane valves... so get a bunch of them, throw them in a pillow case and there ya go!
Sledgehammer
10-10-2002, 07:40 AM
ROFL, that's a lot of suggestions in a short time...

BTW, I like your idea cphilip!!!
hardr0ck68
10-10-2002, 08:10 AM
im actually in favor of the hurricane valve in the pillow case method, i have one to donate. Infact we could make it the AO pillowcase and anytime some one post unfounded calims about a new wounder product (turbo rev) then the closest AO member picks up the case and ::thwack:: knock some sence in to them!!!
JEDI
10-10-2002, 08:41 AM
I've got a really really cruel idea that will teach him a lesson... You can force him to use an original super bolt! Oooh now thats harsh! Or we can stone him with our surplus stock of old super bolts! They gotta be good for something.
MrMag
10-10-2002, 09:16 AM
WOOOOOOOO THERE!!! you can diss the turbo rev all ya want, but dont ya dare diss my was board, or i will install one on my brain and rain terror upon thee with complicated sentences. But really, the was board is great.
sniper1rfa
10-10-2002, 02:17 PM
hehehe...

" If this board controlled any more than a paddle, it would kill you and everyone you love."

oh yeah...
---> sniper1rfa... dodges 11.5 inch S/S lapco and slaps vf-xx around a bit with a large sailfish.
cphilip
10-10-2002, 02:22 PM
Why do I already feel sorry I ever brought the WAS board back up? :D
personman
10-10-2002, 06:35 PM
Why dont you hit him with a sledgehammer? :p

:D
FutureMagOwner
10-10-2002, 06:44 PM
mags are steel that should hurt :)
*ArKfEaR*
10-10-2002, 07:38 PM
my friend has a turborev with WAS board and jmj impellars, it feeds great. Am i missing some AO moment, inside joke thinger?
rhetor22
10-10-2002, 08:36 PM
whatever happened to the good ol' wiffle bat?

I too have let some rust onto my main spring :(
MrMag
10-10-2002, 08:41 PM
well wicked air sportz likes to believe that their chips have some ungodly amount of ai that can make them KNOW things. but the was board is a good upgrade for a timmy, and phil, if you dont think so, go shoot a timmy wiht a sob or a 1.4.3 board, then one with the was.
FactsOfLife
10-10-2002, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by cphilip
How about installing a WAS board in him so he can think!!!! :p :D

nah, that'd only hype him up....
Timmee
10-11-2002, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by Sledgehammer


So Sledge is currently looking for something heavy, to smack him with... Any Ideas??? Preferably something that hurts...
;)

How about a house? :D
Dayspring
10-11-2002, 10:02 AM
Dump truck. Filled with ANS aftermarket Automag parts.
Ov3rmind
10-11-2002, 04:37 PM
Drop a Shocker with an 18" DYE SS barrel on him (oh why not, throw on a 4500psi 114ci Max Flow and a Halo with it).
Miscue
10-11-2002, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by *ArKfEaR*
my friend has a turborev with WAS board and jmj impellars, it feeds great. Am i missing some AO moment, inside joke thinger?

I knew there was something wrong with you... :) First cockers get more range... and now you like TurboRevs too eh? :)