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gemplard
10-22-2002, 10:24 PM
i would like to know what your favorite bumper sticker is. i would like to knoe the funnest one too.

mine is-children dont misquoteyou,infact the quote things word for word that you dont want them to.


or-you have the right to remane silence, any thing you say will be misquoted and used agensed you in the court of law.

what do you think. post your own to.

spazzed
10-22-2002, 11:05 PM
**** Happens.

If you get any closer, I'm going to flick a booger on your winshield!

gemplard
10-22-2002, 11:08 PM
i like that one.

Curly
10-22-2002, 11:33 PM
My karma ran over your dogma. :D

FactsOfLife
10-23-2002, 12:20 AM
The only one I've ever put on a vehicle:

Hang up and DRIVE!

BareBack
10-23-2002, 01:36 AM
My fave and funniest...

EYESPOSEAPHUCKISOUTTADAKWESTION

Actual spelling may differ from real sticker

MajorDamage
10-23-2002, 02:35 AM
The only BUMPER sticker on my vehicle "I'm proud of my FIVE IRON FRENZY Honor Student" :D I also have an MxPx punk head on the lil door for the gas tank :D, and am planning on puttinga Disciple sticker that has their logo in flames somewhere on the car(Disciple is a kick butt Christian hardcore band). I also have a Ninety Pound Wus sticker sitting in one of my back windows, its not on the car, just sitting in the ledge, it says the band name and has a picture of like an eyeball with a needle through it lol :)

ENDO!

Hemlock86
10-23-2002, 06:38 AM
"Save the world, Kill yourself"


:P

Thordic
10-23-2002, 07:52 AM
"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"

Yeah, its on my car :)

wyn1370
10-23-2002, 08:12 AM
Originally posted by Thordic
"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"

Yeah, its on my car :)
you stole mine. my buddy has that one on his car.
my other fav
"Go ahead, keep honking, I'm reloading"

land hurricane
10-23-2002, 10:17 AM
"My kid can beat up your honors kid!"

or something like that....

yeahthatsme
10-23-2002, 04:29 PM
" turning signal broken, watch for finger"

" your village called, the idiot is missing....."

gemplard
10-23-2002, 05:24 PM
there are some good ones. keep them comeing.

TigerMan
10-23-2002, 06:04 PM
The funniest one I've seen:
"Nice people swallow."

(If this is inappropriate mods, please delete it then)

virus
10-23-2002, 06:41 PM
ok first to start off with the one on my toolbox at work

ask me about microwaving cat for fun and profit :)

now for others i have seen an luved.......

on my car:
my balls slap at 300 FPS
orgasam doner

now for the others =)

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

ok from here down are runs i have run across in different places

Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

http://www.zuko.com/Zuko_Humor/PullMyHair.jpg

zvanut
10-23-2002, 07:09 PM
Honk if your horny

(given out to people tailgating at Rams football games you sick perves :))

MiniMag66
10-23-2002, 08:36 PM
i like animals, they taste good