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PyRo
02-12-2001, 06:15 PM
http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif what it says above http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

Zenpaintballer
02-12-2001, 06:19 PM
No, but i do sometimes move about the house as if i am a swat agent. I do things like slicing the pie and other things like that.

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XspyX
02-12-2001, 06:29 PM
Yeah, I do the same. I don't know why now that I think of it. Just when I am bored I pick up my mag and shoot invisable men that are hiding behind my bed, chair, couch, etc.

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daveymag
02-12-2001, 07:16 PM
every time i go up to my room, i see my mag sitting there and no matter ho busy i am, i pick it up and pretend that i am snap shooting, or something with it. And every time i go to my room i forget what i went there for the first place.

TheTramp
02-12-2001, 07:19 PM
I have never been caught running around, wearing all of my paintball stuff at 3 in the morning by my girlfriend as far as anyone else knows.

magc68
02-12-2001, 07:48 PM
i practice snap shooting, left hand shooting and bunkering in my house. no air or paint just running around. its good practice. now i can do all of the above very nicely

MeTh
02-12-2001, 07:57 PM
yea i pretendim bond or snake bliscan

Matt
02-12-2001, 08:09 PM
I bunkered my cat w/ air LOL
I wast my nitro all the time around the house. I shoot my airsoft gun in my house and other crap like that. I also play paintball in my woods by myself just to learn how to work the woods and trees.

brackis
02-12-2001, 08:09 PM
I use the end of my bed as a bunker and hide behind it and snap shoot at guys. also my living room has various chairs and coushes which can be used as bunkers

DeAdFaLl
02-12-2001, 08:16 PM
when its too cold i set up in my basement with my mask on and shoot it into variuos buckets http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

PyRo
02-12-2001, 08:28 PM
And i thought i was alone http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

-Jôker-
02-12-2001, 08:33 PM
no pyro i thought i was alone!! i always "play" swat team type stuf and paintball stuff when im home alone its just to dang fun and o ye unloadin and airsoft gun on yur brother makes em mad =P

cockerballs
02-12-2001, 08:33 PM
The night before I got paintballing, I practive my snap shots, right and left handed. I thought I was the only one...lol...so as you see you are not alone.

PyRo
02-12-2001, 08:58 PM
Well we are all one big in house paintball pretending to play family.

Pho
02-12-2001, 10:07 PM
Does anyone NOT?

Webmaster
02-12-2001, 10:15 PM
Heck - we used to chase each other around using our barrels as blow guns...never could get the balls to break - but it was fun!

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lonsch
02-12-2001, 10:19 PM
I do it all the time. I thought I was the only one. I never have any air left in my tank after a couple of days.

PyRo
02-12-2001, 10:29 PM
Ive broken balls using a barrel as a blowgun but on wood never got it to work on a person http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

cockerballs
02-12-2001, 11:01 PM
My friend and I after a boring game of 1 on 1 were out of balls (we only had 1/2 a hopper to start) decided to have an air war. If was rather fun shooting each other with air. No harm done.

hitmanng
02-12-2001, 11:10 PM
Just last night my wife was trying to explain to me that people think paintball fanatics are a little strange and that I should talk about it a little less. I was trying to defend you guys as not crazy. I guess I was wrong. http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

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PyRo
02-12-2001, 11:24 PM
We are not crazy we are just addicted.

Draco
02-12-2001, 11:39 PM
Yeah... my wife asked if I was going to sleep with my mag once... not quite sure what she meant by that. : )

Maxd Out
02-13-2001, 12:09 AM
Every time we go out to the field, we have a used ball fight. Ya know when the balls dont pop and they fill up with water and get huge. Its fun throwing those around.

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Miscue
02-13-2001, 12:12 AM
I've practiced in front of a mirror at home before... So I could see how much of myself I was exposing when I normally took shots. Discovered a few problems this way, and fixed them.

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Jomm
02-13-2001, 08:33 AM
I've been known to bunker my Fridge.

Jom

AllAmericanDan
02-13-2001, 08:58 AM
I have been known to practice my look so I can atleast look pretty as I get my ass shot off http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif My Mag and Impulse watched PUSH with me they agreed it was a great flick.

Oh and I once did sleep with my Spanky Cocker beside me...my wife was disturbed by this to say the least..oh and then there was this incident with a Dye SS 14" and a goat and two midgets....wait thats more personal info than you need....


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Supafly
02-13-2001, 05:15 PM
Yeah i do alot actually but most of the time there are no goats or midgets involved http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

jojomoca
02-13-2001, 05:42 PM
you kidding? my life revolves around my mag, i once bunkered my dog with a cotton ball(she doesnt like me much any more) and today i did this:

http://www.geocities.com/jojomoca/MVC-003F.JPG

and get a fill station, that way you never run out of air to do stupid but fun stuff with, i have one, and ive had to fill it twice, and i have not even used it at a game yet http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif and couches do make good bunkers, and i always play bob long at home, and in the car on the way to play pball

e_magman
02-13-2001, 05:57 PM
Ok if you guys are this into paintball then how early do you get up to go paintballing?

I have to admit... Here's my little routine for the weekend:


Get home from school on Friday at 3:00

Friends come over at 3:30 or so.

Clean, oil and test our 'mags from 3:30-5:00

Eat dinner from 5:00-5:30

Look at paintball magazines for a few hours.

Surf the net lookin at paintball stuff.

Pretend to play paintball in the basement till we are tired. (usualy around 11:00pm or so)

Sleep. (but of course we talk about paintball before we go to bed)

Get up at 5:00

Put paintball gear in car.

Eat big breakfast.

Leave promptly at 9:15 so that we will get there 15 min before the field even opens.

Get to paintball park at 9:45

Field opens at 10:00

Buy paint and stuff...

Load up.

Chrono guns.

11:00 first game http://www.automags.org/ubb/wink.gif

5:00last game http://www.automags.org/ubb/frown.gif

Get home at 5:30

Eat dinner.

Take shower... and here's something interesting... Before I take my shower, I clean ALL of my paintball stuff. I clean my paintball stuff before I clean myself! Just goes to show how crazy I am about paintball.

AJ
02-13-2001, 06:38 PM
Yeah I do that too, just whenever I put on my mask, my dog attacks me...

jojomoca: nice snowman, thats funny as hell

PyRo
02-13-2001, 06:42 PM
Did the snowman bunker you?

Ninja B0Y
02-13-2001, 06:57 PM
It takes you 4 hours to load up all your gear and eat breakfast? And the first game doesn't start till 11?

e_magman
02-13-2001, 07:10 PM
Yes believe it or not our park does not start until 11:00. And no it does not take me 4 hours to eat breakfast and stuff.

-§on-
02-13-2001, 08:11 PM
When im board I take my mag and try new tactical moves and stuff for when i go paintballing the next time. I also go about my house shooting invisable men like everyone else casue im a dork and have no life! Not really, i do have a life. I do though go through out my house pretend shooting my dog and cat. When i have Co2 i do shoot at them and they dont like it much http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

ngb07
02-13-2001, 08:27 PM
i've gotten into a couple of paint fights with my mom's boyfriend chucking paint at eath other. paint stains un painted sheet rock. my dog doesnt like anymore since i started bunckering him buy surprise either.

e_magman
02-13-2001, 09:26 PM
I think I am gonna have to try "paintballing" with our animals. We do have a horse... I'm sure it would be surprised if I bunkered it. I might try our dog though. He wouldn't care. He would brobably just look up at at me with that "stupid dog" look that he always has on his face. Oh well.

Xzion
02-13-2001, 10:01 PM
WOW! again, here I was thinking I was the only one who did this! As for the sleeping with my marker, ive only done it intentionally when I had first got my 'mag... though, sleeping with my goggles on was a complete accident... honest *grins*

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MajorDamage
02-14-2001, 12:01 AM
Jojomoca, what kinda foregrip is that? Thats real sweet lookin. Yeh I shoot the tv people, my posters in my room, doors, items in my room...The only thing I don't like is that when the mag's not pressurized the trigger don't work! So I cant shoot at my regular speed. And I don't like wastin air. But sometimes i use my backup guns for that kinda stuff. When im in the kitchen like at night when its dark i'll move around real quick and stufff and do things that arnt necessary to get to the fridge and stuff, like run around to the other side, make quick movements and stuff incase someone is trying to shoot me thru the window. =0) lol. Ok, ENDO!

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billybob_81067
02-14-2001, 12:36 AM
Hey...

If I ever went after my dog with my mag, he would probably kill me in cold blood. He doesn't care for things like that, and he is a great dane!

Whoever said that they might bunker their horse... If I was you, I might reconsider. I've had horses run through fences for much less than that! LOL

I usually don't even know if we are going to play paintball until noon or so, and then everyone comes over and we all get filled up on co2 and paint and then head on over to our little field.

And I ALWAYS clean my equipment before myself!




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Cockers are decent.
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Ninja B0Y
02-14-2001, 12:37 AM
e-magman: a horse? wow...so unheard of in the great metropolitan area of the Bay Area in CA. So what do you in between those 4 hours of 5 and 9?

prodiGyBNTY
02-14-2001, 11:39 AM
i watch the end of the movie "Heat" and i dive over my couches and i do tuck rolls and i dry fire at anyone who may be unfortunate enough to be around....lemme tell ya...those damn cats move fast when a burst of shoots em in the a$$

jojomoca
02-14-2001, 01:40 PM
MajorDamage: the foregrip was custom made by keith milett, you can send a PM to Spyder on the paintballcity.com forums, and he'll hook you up with one for like around $30

Brando
02-14-2001, 04:51 PM
I pretend to play paintball around the house all the time. I also shoot people on TV and other things around my house, not that I'm crazy or anything.

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Mattman
02-14-2001, 11:26 PM
It's nice to know that I'm not the on;y person who does this! Whenever we play paintball we have to tie my choc. lab up b/c he likes to jump up and try to bite my barrel. He is frickin insane! He is 5 years old and is still in his puppy stage!

e_magman
02-14-2001, 11:34 PM
I dunno... maybe play a little pb in the house..... look at our gear a little more.... shoot out guns again (if we have any air left)... and NEXT saturday that we go paintballing we just might try bunkerin the horse. http://www.automags.org/ubb/wink.gif

MajorDamage
02-15-2001, 12:32 AM
Hey JoJoMoca, what part of the pbc forum? There are like 30 diffrent rooms in there. Ok thanx.

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My Battle cry!
Spoon Spork Purple Monkey Dishwasher Hoo Ha!

MajorDamage
02-15-2001, 06:27 PM
thanx.

ENDO!

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My Battle cry!
Spoon Spork Purple Monkey Dishwasher Hoo Ha!

jojomoca
02-16-2001, 12:45 AM
are you a member of the paintballcity.com forums? if not then register, and then send a private message to spyder, or you could just search for his username, and email him

PyRo
02-16-2001, 04:03 PM
No this is too fun it cannot die.

Lord Vader
02-16-2001, 04:13 PM
I can't really do any of that in my dorm. However, since I just got my first mag, I always find time to just hold it and oogle over it. Sometimes I'll brandish it John Woo style (minus the barrel). :P

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jojomoca
02-17-2001, 01:10 PM
oops, forgot that you ca have a heck of a snow fight with paintba guns, especially with mags(the barrel strips out quick) well you take the barrel out, pack it with snow, and LET IT FLY, but be sure te wear your goggles!

buddwizeerr
02-17-2001, 03:21 PM
Ninja B0Y- you live in bay area cali? same here, what city? where do you play... Lafayette here, and i play Venture games paintball on mount diablo

the other day i got bunkered by my dog, she was happy about her victory over me =( on the other hand i was very mad and i will get her back you will see, i know where she sleeps >=)

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lizza_pb_girl
02-17-2001, 04:36 PM
HEy. When I dont have hardly any co2 in my tank (yes, co2 http://www.automags.org/ubb/frown.gif ) I gas up and just play with the simi presurized gun. I shoot the imagniary people on the stero. I love donig that! Oh, and! If I have one ball break in the gun, I'll clean THAT before my shower. (Hey, it;s better thna my friend chris, be cleans both at the same time. He TOLD me that, yes thats the only way i know.

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InsanePaintballPosse
02-17-2001, 05:33 PM
I jump around my bed and use my computer as a bunker. I accidentally startled my dog one time playing around with Air on my gun... Now everytime I take my Mag out she runs and starts shivering. What's embarrassing is when your girlfriend is over and you put on your mask and start practicing snap shots, forget she's there and she walks in on your training session. Not a good thing to go around school.

lizza_pb_girl
02-17-2001, 06:10 PM
YEah, Yeah, that's not always a good thing.

satans little helper
02-18-2001, 10:24 PM
I love to shoot the imagenery people around the house and i bunker my little sister and practice snapshots im my living room

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Ninja B0Y
02-19-2001, 01:00 AM
Buddwizeerr: wazzzzzzzzzzzzzuppp uuu uuuu uuu uuu uuuppp. HHAHAHA..

I live in Daly City and I play at Sherwood Forest and Fairgrounds in Vallejo bro.

buddwizeerr
02-19-2001, 03:16 AM
NINJA BOY, i play at fargrounds too! thats 15 minutes away from my house, maybe i will see you sometime there
~zack

Ninja B0Y
02-19-2001, 01:17 PM
Wait you shoot an Automag right? Maybe you've seen an Asian guy with a lime green Defiant before?

lizza_pb_girl
02-19-2001, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by satans little helper:
I love to shoot the imagenery people around the house and i bunker my little sister and practice snapshots im my living room

You bunker your little sister?!?!? How mean!

satans little helper
02-19-2001, 10:47 PM
i love to bubker her but not with paint although i wish i did

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buddwizeerr
02-19-2001, 11:30 PM
Yeah Ninja, i shoot an automag, and hmmm i may remember a little asian kid witha defiant =)
heheh
i am 16

PyRo
02-20-2001, 07:32 PM
This die i dont' think so.

XspyX
02-20-2001, 08:02 PM
One time I blew an empty pepsi can across the room with a burst of air. It was cool. http://www.automags.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

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PyRo
02-20-2001, 08:06 PM
One time i blew a keg across the room with a burst of AIR i think i was shooting hot.

XspyX
02-21-2001, 08:39 AM
I'm underage http://www.automags.org/ubb/frown.gif

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Pepsi Is Good

buddwizeerr
02-22-2001, 12:35 AM
up

nastymag
02-22-2001, 02:35 AM
i love "practicing" in my house, my girl friend thinks i am crazy, you see i have only got her to play to games of paintball and she got shot in the a$s http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

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in the biggining god created two gun and he said thuo automag shall be for the just and fair and the autococker for the evil and cheaters.

kloze
02-22-2001, 11:15 AM
I like to make those "bmp bmp" sounds as if I was magically shooting the mag in the house. Should I be classified with Hannibal?

AUtOMaGG101
02-22-2001, 03:25 PM
i think it is a rule that everyone at one point played a little game of iminagery paintball. i personally like useing my couches as bunkers. works great

Whisky
02-22-2001, 03:59 PM
What else is there to say

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Hmmm... You should`nt have put your self in front of my balls... why does everybody do that...?

kloze
02-27-2001, 11:39 PM
not only do I do it at the house the sounds also come out when I am at work. people always think that I am talking to myself...

"good morning Clarice..."

DeAdFaLl
02-28-2001, 05:40 PM
hay satans little helper when did you grow a sister

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mr_mich
02-28-2001, 05:56 PM
Well, one time in my friends house, I was messing around with his barrel. He had this crappy winchester paint (stealth paint, worst crap in the world) and I got bored. He was in the laundry room, using the sink to wash off his gun. I got bored, so I put a ball in his barrel and used it as a blowgun. Most of the time it would just barely make it out (it was an 18" barrel). Then one time I blew real hard and it flew out and hit the wall, making this huge splat. Remember now, this is the living room. I got REAL bored, and put a ball in the end of the barrel again. I bled his co2 tank (it had an on/off valve) through the barrel and the paint broke in the barrel. Half flew into the bathroom and half just sorta fell on the floor. He got pissed off. When he was cleaning it up, his mom came in from work and got all pissed off at him.

Anyways, I do pretend to play in my house. I run around and mainly bunker guys behind my couch. I also LOOOOOOOOVE sliding behind stuff. It's so fun. I also get on my knees and snap-shoot at my cat. One time I was just sittin there getting used to the reactive trigger, and my cat ran up and bit my trigger finger. Pissed me off.....Anyways, just my $.02

kickass68mag
05-21-2001, 07:38 PM
life is good, especially when you can shoot your neighbor out the window and they don't care..... that is all that i will say about that



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erikbush
05-21-2001, 08:05 PM
so i'm not in my house. i'm actually on vacation in st augustine florida, and my wife made me leave my gear at home. and i miss my mag!! i mean, what if there's a pickup game on the beach and my mag is at HOME?!? i asked my wife this and she just shook her head and walked off.

hehe. i just got a new dye barrel too, and i haven't had much time to mess around with it yet. dang.

erikbush
05-21-2001, 08:07 PM
oh, when i'm at home i'll chase the cats around pretending they are fleeing members of some unlucky paintball team (sans paint of course, i don't want to be divorced after my wife finds pink & green cats). does that count?

hehe.

68 Mag
05-21-2001, 08:18 PM
I pretend to paintball in the house all the time. I never have any air or anything, but still.....

mag crazy
05-22-2001, 09:21 AM
i am constantly sittin around the house shooting.......that is y i could never have an lcd.......i would have 30k shots on the counter in a few days.......i sit at home at my computer and just practice left and right hand shooting.......and then i will sometimes run around in my back yard like a jackass w/ all my stuff on......but it is nice to know i am normal like everyone else

Stalker
05-22-2001, 08:22 PM
I've practiced snap shooting as well as practicing sitting up from lying on my back. My friend and I have also chased each other around a laser tag arena, no paint, just air. Talk about an honor system, we would call each other out and usually agree with each other.

Adam

klb311
05-22-2001, 08:49 PM
yeah, i usually will practice snap shooting into the hallway with no air or paint. i put the barrel on sometimes though and scare my brother when he walks around the corner. He surrenders everytime; him and my dog, what pansies.

frogg
06-09-2001, 12:00 PM
this is unreal
i just went and picked up my new mag today got it home and was doing this very thing with it then i came and signed up here and found this post

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like a fat kid in dodge ball (i'm out)

pyro45
06-09-2001, 12:04 PM
I have been known to scour my neighborhood with my Mag at 2:30 in the morning... But All I really shoot at are Deer............

MagMan5446
06-09-2001, 12:14 PM
Of course I do that!!!! I'm 13 and there is nothing to do at all with no school besides going to Daren's(the gun/paintball/jewelry/pawnshop/bike/tool/
videogames/ammo/did i mention paintball? shop)to go look at all the pretty RT's up on the wall...with the pretty tanks attached to them...mmmmm...

keebler
06-09-2001, 12:15 PM
now realy, who doesn't do this. i always hide around the corner wait for my bro to walk by, and shoot nothing but air at him. he jumps up so high and screems like a girl. it is so funny. i always see how tight i can get behind corners. i always run by my dog with air and pretend-bunker the dog. if anybody says they dont pretend play, they are lying.

Qwikrthnu
06-09-2001, 12:30 PM
I will snapshoot around the door at the mirror somtimes.
LOL my friend was shooting air off at another kid last weekend and the kid ended up with two bleeding welts on his back after some paint in the hopper shifted areound and dropped in.

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salomon16
06-09-2001, 12:36 PM
Someone sould make a million bucks selling nerf paintballs that we could shoot in the house at each other and not get hurt or break anything. Wouldnt that be great?? you would be able to reuse them and reuse them again. If such a thing does exist please someone tell me about them. I would gladly pay 50 bucks for 500.....

Qwikrthnu
06-09-2001, 12:47 PM
Sort of off the topic but..
Solomon do you play at Paradise. I go up to washington every summer to visit my mom and i play there. Its a really great field, i wish i still lived up there because thats a good place for tourneys and finding teams, down here theres nothin.

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KamikazePenguin
06-09-2001, 01:12 PM
bouncy balls at low velocity work surprisingly well :-) as long as you make your velocity low enough to not break a window (or anything glass for that matter) you can have a ball -no pun intended-

Just use a stock barrel or some crappy cheap thing you don't mind getting scratched up.

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BobDigi
06-09-2001, 03:38 PM
Oh god yes! Every now and then, I'll pop around a corner, and let fly ten or twenty paintballs from my imaginary automag...

You all know that you do it to.

-Digi

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Paintballer86
06-09-2001, 06:34 PM
I was grounded a few weeks ago for shooting an ice cube at my brother http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

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automag00
06-09-2001, 11:21 PM
These are the funniest posts that I have ever read! Keep on bunkering your pets and shooting invisible people! LOL -chris-

PyRo
08-17-2001, 03:03 PM
Hmm, we got lots of new members, time to bring it back http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif
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MajorDamage
08-17-2001, 04:21 PM
WOW! This is OLD!

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Bailey
08-17-2001, 04:26 PM
When i get bored ill use my gun as a feather-duster (it works prety good actually

thecavemankevin
08-17-2001, 04:47 PM
Haven't seen this one in a long time!! I suppose it would sorta kinda belong in the O/T forum now, but who cares?

I know i bunker my workbench with air out in my garage all the time http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

PyRo
08-17-2001, 05:17 PM
I don't know, I found it kind of humerous, so i brought it back http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif
2 reasons it belongs in this forum http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif
1. It outdates the off topic forum rule http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif
2. This forum is to discuss all aspects of paintball, is the description for the main forum. THis does have to do with paintball http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif because it involess the use of a paintball gun. There ya go http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

magattack
08-17-2001, 06:21 PM
I've been known to occasionaly run around the house, bunkering geusts and the lamp, I hate that thing, it looks SOOO ugly, I just try to accidently break it........ Excuse" If you bought me a new shorter barrel mom, this wouldn't of happened" http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

Coaster2589@msn.com
08-17-2001, 06:59 PM
i do the same thing i bunker insvible people and stuff.
also me and my friends have rubberband guns and we shoot each other with rubberbands.
great practice...

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large & in charge
08-17-2001, 07:06 PM
i always play around in the house. Sometimes i play wit my 2 yr old bro. he plays along and runs around wit me

emaggot4life
08-17-2001, 07:10 PM
yeah i shoot air from behind my couch to practice left handed, or to try out a new setup on my mag to c how it will feel out on the field

blazingRT
08-17-2001, 09:05 PM
man OOOOLLLLLDDDDD thread oh well i um, i shoot peepes on tv all the time try to practice the same snap shooting motion over and over.

MajorDamage
08-17-2001, 11:48 PM
BAILEY! I USE MY GUN TO DUST TOO! Its faster, and much more fun than "conventional" dusting. hehe. It just kinda sturs up the dust tho...But it looks better! Hehe.

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irbodden
08-18-2001, 01:21 AM
I play the drums with my gun http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif shooting air will make an accoustic pad go off, i can play george of the jungle with my gun http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif i haven't tryed it on my bros electronic pads yet, wonder if that would work.. heh

-rick

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Dubstar112
10-14-2001, 07:17 PM
UP!!!

cheetah256
10-14-2001, 07:30 PM
I bunker the invisible men, scares the rest of my family, but they don't play paintball...

AngelBoy
10-14-2001, 07:41 PM
Who hasn't? Thats all me and my friends do before we go to a tourney. Then we wake up at 3 to put our stuff in the car, leave at 5, stop at mcdonalds and get the fastest and cheapest breakfast you can find, drive 3 hours to the nearest field, get our stuff ready, play and come in last place, go home, clean our stuff, take showers, then look at paintball stuff for the rest of the week. One time I started playin around the house bunkerin the chairs and lamps with my cocker, i forgot i had air and i had one in the chamber and i shot my door:)

Mega Man
10-14-2001, 07:45 PM
Once I saw this thread I knew it would be a hit. I mainly do three things
1. I sit in my room shooting air out my mag seeing how fast I can shoot
2. I'll walk around the house ALL day just holding my gun and sometimes "shooting it"
3. I wont even have my mag and i'll just act like i'm pulling the trigger on it

funny as how we all stand up for paintball and how it has nothing to do with causes of violence these days...we act so educated and suffisticated, yet when know ones looking we whoop out our mags and start firing away at our latest invisible target lol... but thats just paintballers for ya... we play hardcore on...and off the feild :D

Dubstar112
10-14-2001, 07:45 PM
angel boy, i did the same thing but bunkerd a pillow on the other side of my couch, the ball broke and splattered off the rug and all over teh wall..(hint on a white wall bleach will take paint stains out!)

E-Mag man
10-14-2001, 08:01 PM
I love bunkering the invisible people behind my chairs and couch, scares my dogs pretty bad though but I think thier getting used to it. I havent slept with my gun yet but as soon as I get my E-Mag, it will have a pillow next to mine.
:D

DarkPhoenix
10-14-2001, 08:05 PM
I have only done it to test the modifications and changes that I have made to my guns. This one in particular....

Dubstar112
10-14-2001, 08:13 PM
cool, what dvds are those?.. lol nice E-mag...

FooTemps
10-14-2001, 10:44 PM
I do it and I can't even own a mag! I just use my pellet gun like a pump for practice but it's hella hard because the gun is hella old... I've bunkered: squirrels, racoons, cats, birds even(shot right above a group and made a couple fly down behind some bamboo). It's fun...

Temo Vryce
10-15-2001, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by salomon16
Someone sould make a million bucks selling nerf paintballs that we could shoot in the house at each other and not get hurt or break anything. Wouldnt that be great?? you would be able to reuse them and reuse them again. If such a thing does exist please someone tell me about them. I would gladly pay 50 bucks for 500.....

Actually someone has made something like that. They are foam balls with a BB centre to give it some wieght so it flies striaght. They really hurt!! I would gladly $50 for 500 to but I was talking with the owners of my local field and they said thier cost is about $1 CDN per ball.

As for playing PB in the house, ya I do it too but only when the GF isn't home. :)

SuperOrangeTicTac
10-15-2001, 02:33 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Zenpaintballer
[B]No, but i do sometimes move about the house as if i am a swat agent


hahah i do that all the time :) when my friends are over we do that type of stuff, last night my friend and i had a fake paintball war :)

SIGSays
10-15-2001, 05:07 PM
we don't exactly play paintball or pretend to....... but we do put paintballs into our barrels and use the barrels as blow guns........ lol and it actually hurts when you get hit...... that's the only advantage you get from a spyder...... lol, spyder barrels make better blow guns........ anyway....... we painted his room up...... it was funny but the paint smelled like piss

i just noticed that some other people do this and we got the paint to blow on people....... my friend painted my fav. shirt.......

then my friend threw a pvc pipe onto his barrel so it was like 2 feet long....... hurt even more

MagShooter
10-15-2001, 06:10 PM
Ok, first off..what dedicated player DOESN'T play around the house? I got my E-mag last week and the Total shot counter is already at 15,000 (I haven't shot 7.5 cases yet..) Part of that is from tweaking the trigger..but most of that is from bunkering my roomate or shooting paper at him from across the room. Paper actually flies prettywell heheehe As far as routines go, I get up at 8:00 and head up to my local field that's about a half hour away. I help the owner get stuff ready and open the storre for open play at 10:00. First game starts at 10:30 sharp. I play from 10:00 (speedball opens at 10 for all of us regulars) until about 9:00pm or dark whichever comes first. I used to play at night with one of my friends..we would just attach flashlights to our bodies..all you could see were these flashlights bouncing up and down..make a fun target to try to hit when you can't even see where your ball is going! h eheeee We're not insane, just working on our game.

tazman
10-15-2001, 07:30 PM
And I thought that I was the only one who did that. And now that my son is Three and a Half We both run around the house( me with my mag and him with my old Traccer pump both have no air or loaders). The best is when he bunkers the cat or dog over or around the couch. Now that is funny!

RTrampage
10-15-2001, 08:07 PM
i do that alot but with nerf balls it makes it a lil more interesting when your actually shooting something

Lockawam
10-15-2001, 08:29 PM
i really thought i was the only person who did this type of stuff. every time i get up to walk some place around my house i will always run up to something like a chair and bunker it. like a few other people said that when they forget waht their doing when they go to their room and they pick up their mag and just start snapshooting, that's exactly what i do. my parents and i both think im crazy but now i feel normal.

bond1313
11-09-2001, 09:05 PM
I must admit, I walk arounf the house with my gun and bunker almost everthing, I pratcing my shooting everyday and I have been known to fall asleep with all my gear on holding my gun.

deded
11-09-2001, 10:00 PM
We are all crazy!

I do pretty much what everyone else does, put on all my gear, mask, full pods, and run around the backyard stalking the dogs.

They always catch on and chase after me and bark.

So I go inside and peek around the door in the bathroom to see if I'm good and tight in the mirror, then I wish for a warp because the hopper sticks out.

I do this until I'm tired or a friend comes over and laughs at me... at which point I tell them its loaded.

They spend thousands on gas guzzling cars... and think I'm wierd because I run around the house screaming like a banshee.

lewsers!

Zo
11-09-2001, 10:12 PM
my parents think im insane... ill go to the breakfast table carrying my rt. ill get a bedtime snack,carrying my rt. ill get a pop from the fridge downstairs CARRYING MY RT! i think its superglued to my hand or something :D

Masta Blasta
11-10-2001, 02:43 PM
Hey guys! You are the type of people I have always been looking for! Some who can run around inside their house for hours on end pretended to shoot at 'people' and practicing bunker, snap shooting, etc. etc.
When I'm home alone I'll go to my room and find my gun hanging on the wall, so..................I'll get it down, load'r up with air, and practice shooting and bunkering. I about killed my cat once when she got scared when I bunkered her!
I also have used my t.v. and living room chairs as a speed ball field. Every girl friend I've had has though ti was wierd but hey, I gotta have my Paintball!

Masta Blasta

Masta Blasta
11-10-2001, 02:47 PM
I forgot i had this pic! This is a picture of me my girlfriend took of me while I was 'playing' paintball (I, of coarse, never knew she was there).

slateman
11-10-2001, 05:58 PM
Masta Blasta: Is that an Automag under all that?!?


Anyway, my bro and I usually stalk each other around the house with are markers. He'll be doing homework and I'll sneek behind him and put the barrel up to his head and say something like "gotcha sucka"

One day he snuck(sp?) up on me. Only his gun had air attached. I nearly jumped through the ceiling. He ran like crazy so I pulled out my trusty mag and aired it up (no paint). We chased each other around the house for an hour before my mother walked in on us in the kitchen. She started to freak about safty and the neighbors seeing us. After a couple minutes we both had had enough.

We simultaneously raised our guns and dry fired three times. It was just like the scene from Pulp Fiction. My mother turned soooo red.... but she didn't get my mag.:D

Masta Blasta
11-10-2001, 07:51 PM
No that gun would be my old Tippmann. I dont want to hide my mag its so pretty! lol
Masta Blasta

nutz
11-11-2001, 01:01 AM
i do every thing same as u guys... i walk to the street and get the mail carrying my mag =P

Drew
11-11-2001, 02:34 AM
I used to practice bunkering my dogz, the two rotties were easy to smoke, but the pitbull always got agitated and started stalking me, one day I was sneaking through the house looking for targets, just as I was about to tag one of the rotties, my pit jumped over the back of the couch and bunkerd me:eek:

now my girlfriend wants to get me a looooooooong sleeve jacket that ties in the back :D

Mag89
11-11-2001, 11:01 AM
I do the same as all of you, I run around the house prentending to shoot invisble people and stuff. Speaking of my mag I need to clean it!

Maghappy
11-11-2001, 05:27 PM
Dude, we just moved into my house like a year or so ago and re-modeled the whole thing so i actually played in my house during the renevation! it was great! i also drove my gas R/C car around it tooo. thats sum fun stuff. i miss those days!

Bartleby
11-11-2001, 09:27 PM
my friends and i use to play in construction sites all the time. good times, good times.

ThePatriot
11-11-2001, 10:54 PM
You guys are so lucky...i do the whole paintball invisible guy thing, but if my parents ever caught me dry firing in the house...oh dam they would flip out, i am gonna try it on my dog tho when ppl arent looking, thats gonna be fun

Drizit
11-12-2001, 02:17 AM
Man when I get done with school and move out again it's going to be bad. Both the people I'm moving in with play, a lot.

magic55
11-12-2001, 08:17 AM
a couple of days ago my neighbors friends son was being stupid i guess and was using balls and air and all in his house and lost his eye. thats about all i know about it though

Hacker240
03-16-2002, 12:48 PM
I never leave my mag alone! It might get scared, or fall off of the bed. I always have it with me, i never know when there might be someone in the house willing to have a paintwar. I love to do this!

Paintballer86
03-16-2002, 01:11 PM
Why did you bring this up to the top hacker??:mad:

Newbie505
03-16-2002, 01:28 PM
"Anyone who plays paintball in the house is pathetic." My wife quotes this to me and my son all the time. We just ignore her and keep playing.

FooTemps
03-16-2002, 01:30 PM
My dad laughs at me when I am walking around the house with my pg1 pro snap shooting around every corner...

SlipknotX556
03-16-2002, 01:46 PM
Its just fun to pretend to play paintball in the house. :D

wyn1370
03-16-2002, 01:53 PM
I would never pretend to play (http://a2.cpimg.com/image/AC/58/8533932-4c3f-02000180-.jpg) paintball in my house. (pic is in my basement)

MikeCouves
03-16-2002, 02:42 PM
Running around in the house eh? All the time! Whenever I am hyped I run around pretending everything's a target and the door frames are bunkers and stuff. It's pretty fun to do actually!

jah871
03-16-2002, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Paintballer86
Why did you bring this up to the top hacker??:mad:
why not??? this is a great thread. do you not like this thread or somthing?

Jonno06
03-16-2002, 04:03 PM
I will fill up my tank before I leave the paintball field after playing so I have air to dry fire with all week.I usually run out on the first or second day though.i pretend to snap shoot,and practice my rapid fire for when we run on the break.

he is mad hacker brought it back up b/c it reminds him how crazy he is b/c he plays like all of us in the house.

ps....i shot my first mag today.It was a mini w/ intelliframe.Thank you The Mag Man.

AngelBoy
03-16-2002, 04:32 PM
If i can remember that long ago... I believe this is the first thread i ever posted in:D :D :D :D :D

Predater
03-16-2002, 04:37 PM
glad to know im not the only one;) :p

InfinatyBPS
03-16-2002, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Maxd Out
Every time we go out to the field, we have a used ball fight. Ya know when the balls dont pop and they fill up with water and get huge. Its fun throwing those around.


HAHAHAHA, I'm not alone, after a scenario game with my team, we went to a feild right by the parking lot and seen all the big balls and we threw them at eachother, or actualy, everyone was throwing them at me and I just tried to throw back and hide, ya thats it:p It was fun, only 3 actualy poped on me. Some little kid joined in to hehehehe.

Snooky
03-16-2002, 04:47 PM
I pretend to bunker my cat and them my brother gets mad. that is all

MiCRoFooL
03-16-2002, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by MikeCouves
Whenever I am hyped I run around pretending everything's a target and the door frames are bunkers and stuff. It's pretty fun to do actually!


Hehehehehe... yeah. I've got the perfect setup from my computer chair (where I spend the majority of my time) Looking out there is a small wall that I must use as the left side of a bunker... perfect for warp left shooting. I shoot peeps on the TV. hehe. There is also a half wall looking to the left into the living room where I can practice scaring the bejeezus out of my girlfriend... I mean practice my over the top shots, again perfect warp shooting practice. hehe



http://www.uwm.edu/~hagen/Room1.jpg
http://www.uwm.edu/~hagen/Room2.jpg
http://www.uwm.edu/~hagen/HEisDEADtoo.jpg

hehehe

dem0n697
03-16-2002, 08:15 PM
When us poor refs at the field are to cheap (or more likely, out of cash period), we play imaginary paintball...yes we grab rental M98s...run around shooting air at each other just yelling get out at whoever we 'hit' :P

Might sound dumb, but its also good for practicing movement.

What else in paintball can you do for free? :D

Hacker240
03-16-2002, 08:28 PM
I brought this back up because this is one of my favorite things in the world to do. (besides ACTUALLY paintball). I think that it is funny because we all do it, and no basketball or football player spends a LONG time doing this haha we are all just addicted. This is like my first week at AO. I dumped the nation because I got sick of all the flames. You guys rock! :cool:

ZyperioN
07-25-2002, 06:34 PM
read my user text, am i the only one? :D In fact i find my 3.5 pounds or stainless steel and hard anodized aluminum to be quite pleasant to sleep with, much more than my girlfriend. :)

tom_hill2k
07-25-2002, 07:17 PM
the pic says it all :D

maglovercoco
07-25-2002, 07:44 PM
img my mom always yells at me for holding my gun and shootinpulling the trigger wich makes a high pitch clink. SOmetimes i throw on the mask and i always practice snap shootin

agdemagman69
10-05-2002, 04:45 PM
I used to look for shooting lanes at my local grocery store

EsPo
10-05-2002, 06:28 PM
i dont really pretend to play inside, i go outside with no balls and bunker squrrels.:D