The "Why I love my Mag" thread

[digitard]

Just a few reasons why I will never go with anyone but AGD....

1) I can field strip MY ENTIRE MAG with one allen wrench and in less than 3mins and put it back together!! ...

2) My barrel takes 2 seconds to take off, 4 seconds to foxtail squeegy and 2 seconds to put back on and im back in the game .... oh, your still twisting off your barrel, I'm sorry!

3) 5yrs, 1 mag parts kit is all its needed....

4) 276fps, 278fps, 276fps, 276fps .. yup, pretty constant

5) Damn, I chopped a ball ... I guess 1 out of 3,600 shot is okay

6) Intelliframe, need I say more?

7) Where'd that ball come from? I dunno, but I think that dude in the back is using a Mag, cant hear the damn thing!

:) ... well there's many more reasons, but I just woke up and got to work ... so later I'll probably edit this when I realize how cheesy my grammar is today

Sincerely,
Dave K

[Vendetta]

Simplicity of design.
Should be here at MoMA next to the Mac!

[LittMag]

8+ years and STILL Shooting like the day it was born

[Wc Keep]

the sexiness that it brings to the field.

[Dayspring]

Hearing YOU say the word "Sexiness" scares me. (68 Classic Boy. :D)

And now for the real answer-

Because my Emag is the best! It has the fastest recharging valve in paintball. AND, it can switch from Electronics to total manual operation in case of failure. (Like that'll happen)

Plus?

HYBRID TRIGGER

[covadsucks]

Dayspring

You also forgot to mention being repeatedly accused of shooting full auto, when the gun is locked in Semi Only. :D

[digitard]

Nothing wrong with the 68 classic ... still can outshoot 90% of the guns out there .... I have a classic ..

Although I'm upgrading my valve to an Xvalve (or find a used ReTro) and then eventually get an XMag .... mmm... XMag...

Have the super mag and a mag backup :)

Sincerely,
Dave K

[CRog075]

Originally posted by digitard
Nothing wrong with the 68 classic ... still can outshoot 90% of the guns out there


I dunno about out shooting 90% of guns out there.......

[AcemanPB]

12,000+ paintball through my gun since level 10 and no chops.


With good paint I usually hit 2 +/- over the chrono

[cphilip]

...Cause Tom and Jon and Joann and JJ and Kayle and Marcia and well all the guys in the back and all the people it gave me the pleasure to meet and the fact that they care if it works right and they care if I am a happy customer and .... ;)

[Shirow]

Because it shoots straighter and farther than an autococker.

[BlackHalo]

Why?

Cause when I shoot with my short barrel, it sounds like a hand cannon...a fast hand cannon. And that scares some people.

Almost 10 years old and it still wipes *** on most other markers.

8)

[big E kingpin]

agh hemmm FASTEST THING ON THE FEILD!!!

[joeyjoe367]

Because I get to shoot people with it. Shoot them a lot. And Quickly. Then let them go wipe it off for the next game, and then shoot them more.

[digitard]

When I first started playing the dude who told me to buy a mag had a cocker.... he loved it, but he told me since at the time "i dont know what to do" i should buy a mag for the reliability.

I wiped him off the floor within 2 weeks of playing 4x ... and thats when he "could" play since he was adjusting his gun most of the time ..lol

5+yrs and its still kickin'.... now im adding a ReTro Valve and Warp hopefully to compliment the intelliframe.

Sincerely,
Dave

[sniper05]

hey guys first time post here. I am going to be buying an automag w/powerfeed in the next 2 weeks. I love the feel of them and they are accurate as hell! I am 100% sure that I will buy the mag now instead of the cocker after this post. Thanks!:cool:

[Food is Yummy]

mmm lvl 10...can shoot frozen ballz and still not break

:D

[Remington]

"Why I love my Mag". Well, let's see. "Because quality shoots straight." And, because anyone with a properly set-up mag(i.e. iFrame, ReTro) can level the playing field against ANY other marker out there. Also, because:
AGD - "Automags Generally Dominate!"

[Brak]

I love my mag because when i had problems it was my tank, not my mag

[EsPo]

when people see my mag they poopy their pants b/c of warpfeed, then they need this.. http://www.washlet.com/images/jasmindemo.jpg

[Remington]

I dunno EsPo, your new obsession with toilets, especially that TOTO toilet is, quite frankly, beginning to scare me.;)

[-Xugg-]

that toliet is the **** :), nothing wrong with that

[SirLloydAlexander]

cause autocockers give me diarreah, but I have a nice clean smooth poo with the mag.

[thevilduk]

and nothing gives a man more satisfaction than a nice solid cleanly poo, although a agd gun i guess gives more. I love mags because i don't have one.

[TheJester]

cause she's sexy, accurate, sexy looking, quite, sexy, just plain good, hell see for your self if you don't belive me that she's sexy

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=545382#post545382

[Jonno06]

:sigh:..i used to have a mag..i lover her..

sooo..

im gonna get an X-mag:D

and my cocker will be retired to backup:)

[Quiet]

It looks so deceptively simple. At the start of the day all the new players get freaked out seeing my buddies markers(cockers and angels) and spend so much of their time on the field worrying about them I get to mop up.:D

That and my buddies and I share a backup marker, I only used it for a couple of games (waiting for my "go retro" exchange).

[Devil]

I love my minimag Rt with intelliframebecause it's mine...and I hate cockers...and because when I play...it just rests perfectly in my hands and waits for the next victim to fall into sight...now if I could only keep from not shooting so much paint I'd be good...but it's just so easy to shoot alot when you have such a fast marker!

...but do I really have to give any reasons...

:D

[dropkick1]

devil, u don't really have any idea until u try an emag in hybrid, unless u tried boomer's.

ken

[minimag187]

My old Mini was:
Reliable
Light
Compact
Low Profile
No chops, maybe one for every 7 cases of paint.
Easy to work on.
Made by AGD!

[AngelBoy]

Because my other gun is an Angel:D :D :D

[covadsucks]

I love my Mag cuz it scares people when I really get on the trigger...Retro is the only way to go!

[la690]

because of the look on the other guys faces with their "better markers" when they realize that myself and the other mag owner on my team just wasted them. because i dont fall asleep during the time it takes to remove the barrel. because i want to have sex with my Level10.. oh sorry i wasnt supposed to type that. HAHAHAHAHAHA one day AGD will take over the world and everybody shall tremble in the shadow of the mag. people will lock the doors, board the windows but there will be no excaping Tom and his army of loyal soliders. People will try to run but there will be no use. The mag shall own all.

[CRog075]

Originally posted by la690
because of the look on the other guys faces with their "better markers" when they realize that myself and the other mag owner on my team just wasted them. because i dont fall asleep during the time it takes to remove the barrel. because i want to have sex with my Level10.. oh sorry i wasnt supposed to type that. HAHAHAHAHAHA one day AGD will take over the world and everybody shall tremble in the shadow of the mag. people will lock the doors, board the windows but there will be no excaping Tom and his army of loyal soliders. People will try to run but there will be no use. The mag shall own all.


.....uh huh :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Emagster]

why I love my mag....

1.its dead sexy
2.it shoots really fast
3.its really sexy
4.cant get damaged
5.it looks REALLY REALLY sexy
6.electro mode, manual mode, and hybrind mode....very nice

and uhh...did i mention it was really sexy:D

[digitard]

Yeah,
To agree with Devil, the mag design just seems to sit perfect for that compact, yet stable feel .... and the weight of everything seems to counteract each other for a comfortable feel.

I also agree, the simplicity of the design throws people off... they think ya just picked up a spyder, but ya go out on the field and wipe the floor with them and they cant hear where your coming from

:)

Toms the man!

Sincerely,
Dave