trash talkin TK (in song)

[leopardhead]

from Shatner's BBS


Sung to the tune:
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

by jo and ripped shirt 5

Technut got beaten by some red shirts
Walking near Joliet on memorial Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Star Fleet,
But as for me an' Kling-cow, we believe.

he'd been making too many markers,
And we begged him not to go for real.
But he forgot his motivation,
And he staggered out the HQ
into the field.


When we found him that evening,
At the scene of the attack
he had phaser burns on his forehead,
And incriminating tribble marks
on his back.

Technut got beaten by some red shirts
Walking near Joliet on memorial Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Star Fleet,
But as for me an' Kling-cow, we believe.

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[TooDamnSweet]

LMBO!!! That was great! But I'm not so sure the Borg will appreciate it as much as we do. :D

[AGD]

Ahem, this is how it really happened.....


Shanter got run over by some Klingons
While running from the Borg on Christmas eve.
You can say there was'nt fear in Shatners eyes
But as for me an' Klincow we believe.

The actor thought this would be like in the movies
Where everything plays out just like the script
But outside Hollywood he lost his senses
And the captain got captured way to quick

The Federation had us terribly outnumbered
So the Klingons and the Borg they did unite
We swept fhe field clean of those fed vermin
They couldn't even muster a good fight

When we pushed in on his camp we started dreaming
Of how we would close the final attack
And talked of phaser burns on his forhead
And how many of us would shoot him in the back

When the fed base was in sight and falling
We looked for the great captain in the light
Seems he couldn't take the "real" pressure
And scammed off to the trailer for a bite

After it was all over I looked at Klincow
We decided that Kirk needed a reprieve
Many of you think that shatner was hero
But as for me and Klincow we don't believe


Borg General

[yeahthatsme]

go tom go tom its your birthday its your birthday!!!lol that was great... now lets get some video of tom rapping that out!!!!!

[darklord]

lol I like TK's remix... mancow should come out with his own version

[Cope]

Ah ha!!
So you are the one that squealed Leopardhead!:eek:
It's great to see you over on the Shatner BBS Tom.
I hope you stop by more often.:D :cool:

[Evil Bob]

Ah Tom, you made my day! Thanks :)

-Evil Bob

[FordPrefect]

Both of those were GREAT!

Tom, you make that up all by yourself?

[rikkter]

haha where else would you see someone like TK int he paintball singing?

[TooDamnSweet]

LMBO!!!! OMG that was great Tom! Too bad it's all in your head LOL Just Kidding..............:D :D :D

[leopardhead]

some may call me a rat or whistle blower... I prefer "cross pollinator"

oh wait that sounds like Bea Youngs in drag.

[Cope]

Originally posted by leopardhead
some may call me a rat or whistle blower... I prefer "cross pollinator"

oh wait that sounds like Bea Youngs in drag.

LOL!!! Good one.
I was just kidding about calling you a squealer Leopardhead.
You do both boards proud.;) :D

[Riotz]

haha I like Tom's version WAY better. :D

[TAG]

The entertainment factor is HIGH at AO....
Ya really gotta love this place ;)

Tom could we get that song in a music video form ? I see a lot of flashing stuff and spandex.....ya gotta love spandex.

[Load SM5]

Originally posted by TheAngelGuy.com
ya gotta love spandex.

No...no you don't. *shudder*