Who wants to randomize with me...

[PolishSausage]

Jenny was depressed at work. I said "look at the monkey, look at the silly monkey" She told me the hole was filled with mustard, I went in the closet and made chicken

[PolishSausage]

c'mon, you know the giner ale can't be distilled while the crooked man walks through the dog packing plant!

[EsPo]

i hit the broccoli with my cymbals then my arse was sweaty

[PolishSausage]

LA West tires remind me of when I was fighting the turkey stew while holding the queen of Lego hostage with my cat hairs

[EsPo]

my retarted cat licked the hairy ostriches eyeball to sleep

[PolishSausage]

I waited in the brightness for the vikings to sail in the bathtub with the wet soap while I sang "skip to my lue" as I pranced through bubble wrap wearing an onion

[yeahthatsme]

dang espo that was hilarious, keep'em comin

[EsPo]

ever wonder why the middle of the bagels are missing?... greedy little midgets take them to a warehouse in southern california and let there oversized red tailed boa's have a scrumptious feast!

[magnj]

Pie?

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

This one time at band camp i stuck a midget in some pie it was pretty fly till he drowned and came back and told me i was gonna die and he was gonna kill me, then i took some trout to the dog house and let the frog out i was gettin shizzy with the log and all its nizzy then i went bak to my hizzy and hit the sack with a little fizzy, got up strolled up hit a cup and choked then i ate a mouse who name was ralph, i now work in stocks, which means i live in a box and have a pet fox and all i eat are locks and have lots of guns with stocks, for I am the randmizeing brother peace out word to your mother

[darklord]

I used the boiled wizard shoes to smack my way into the tuna party, and then I heard the pipe sneeze.

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

mines the best mines the best read above

[Ov3rmind]

Welcome, one and all, to Spatula City, an entire web site devoted to fufilling the spatula needs of the web community! What's so great about spatulas? Well, for one thing, they make great Christmas gifts, and what better way to say "I love you" than with the gift of a spatula? Besides, everyone needs spatulas. How many times have you been in a situation that required the aid of a spatula, but alas, none was available? No one should have to go through such anguish.

All in a taco mother.

[rhetor22]

40 foot long angle set timber mount.

[freek133]

When finished looking through this site,
I decided to take the dog for a bite,

OUCH!!! the gol darn dog bit me... that whore!
Now I know why I dont do that anymore

After leaving from the vet for my head,
I figured I would go to the hospital instead,

That darn dog is following me again!
I guess I'll just feed it to my hen,

wow, what a mess,
the hens taste for blood is a major distress,

At the hospital I waited with the cows,
after a while I felt like we were all old pals,

Ole smokey had a problem with his hoof,
James had a problem with his neck, he showed me the proof,

Once in the oven the dentist fixed me up,
It seems the hen ate doctor *gulp*

I gotta get outta here, wheres my flying hotdog?
hmm, cant find it, guess I'll take a jog,

but I guess getting out of here was not ment to be,
That darn hen is coming after me...

I have finished my randomizing, Im outta herrrr
Im one bad randomizing mother truckerrrrr

[ß.C.]

I went to the deli and bought ham and turkey . . . DAMMIT

[Ov3rmind]

That yellow keeps tasting me funny.

[boss_automager]

Sausage taste funny when poisoned.

[PolishSausage]

When speaking to a fart cloud, be kind and generous, before inviting him back to your houes for a warm glass os katsup and cheese

[Ov3rmind]

What about self-automated-cheese?

[_Spork_1]

why si there aluminum on the 3 way?:confused:

[EsPo]

we shoved grapefruit mashed potatoes up our arse, then walked away.

[TooDamnSweet]

If you're reading this you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. it happened to my dentist who was reading this while coloring his wifes hair with used foot powder.....

[RamboPreacher]

Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
If you're reading this you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. it happened to my dentist who was reading this while coloring his wifes hair with used foot powder..... question nothing and in everything be unaware!

[MrMag]

Originally posted by _Spork_1
why si there aluminum on the 3 way?:confused:

its an eblade

[Jonno06]

meh...

[_Spork_1]

Originally posted by MrMag


its an eblade

whoops, lazy eyes..... the refelections of metal made it look like crumpled aluminum ummm yea...

[TooDamnSweet]

Originally posted by RamboPreacher
question nothing and in everything be unaware!

LMBO!!!!! I like that one. If only it could be so.....:)

[RamboPreacher]

Originally posted by _Spork_1


whoops, lazy eyes..... the refelections of metal made it look like crumpled aluminum ummm yea... Sometimes the stork smells green. One time I spent a whole week, one day, listening to the clouds; then the autochunker sprouted wings and grew a battery.

[EsPo]

baa baa black sheep, have you any spanglers? yess mam yess mam 47 pooplacks full...

[MrMag]

whos a goody doggy........soo when does the killing start........whos a googy doogy googy.....shabby too, id never you habert

[Ov3rmind]

What did you say about my tooth brush? Cummear and says it too mah face!!!

[MrMag]

sappy soo young, johny tool. fo sheez my neez ya eat apple cheese hammer?

[luke]

If a cow and a half and a calf and a half
Can eat a bale of hay and a half
In a day and a half,
How long does it take a one-legged woodpecker
To kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[RamboPreacher]

this is everything that it couldn't have been.

[luke]

My sentiment exactly.:D

[nuclear zombie]

Do not cry , I spoke to the baby seal as I clubbed it with a large bowl of cheese ...

[Ov3rmind]

If you don't originate some more honey baked ham, I'm going to shove this forklift so far sideways your cowpers gland, that you won't be able to talk to Michaelangelo's David!!!!!!!!11111

[joeyjoe367]

One time I was at jason miller's house and we were eating corn-flakes, but it wasn't corn flakes, it was his scab collection.

[FooTemps]

in the great words of kefka... vwee hee hee!
(yes, i've been playing final fantasy lately)

[Creative Mayhem]

MY BEER IS FLAT, MY BEER IS FLAT! but I like planes when it warm out. Oh and dont remember the canoe rows up the tree under a full egg....

C Mayhem

[Creative Mayhem]

just got this... is it random enough?

[PolishSausage]

how the hell did this thread last this long?

Anyways, Mr.Fitzgerald came down to work today to read the meters, he then found we were overdue for an asparagas feeding and proceeded to dance with nutbutter.

[FooTemps]

I NEED TO EDIT MY JAPANESE VIDEO!!!

[TecnoRobo]

Its to cold for the snow to melt, but when my uncle ate so much the lava lamp imploded and i stole 3 gummi bears only to find a duck without a 3rd nipple.

[boss_automager]

techno robo that is extremely disturbing*shivers at thought of duck*