John The Ricer - Part II

[Gotenks]

http://makoto.dyndns.org/media/ricer_bs_week2.mpeg

I don't know if any of you remember the first one, but John the ricer is back... it's pretty funny :)

"My cams aren't camming right, my headers aren't heading, I think my computer's got a virus or something" hahaha

[shartley]

40+MB... big file. Just thought folks would like to know.

I am downloading it now... let's see how long it takes. :D

[shartley]

HeeHee

[rhetor22]

is this a joke or what?! :D :eek:

[Cope]

It took 2 minutes to download for me.
Lmao,I've never seen that guy before.
This is all a joke right?
I like how he says his Uncle is from Japan but then he says he is Chinese.
He cares so much about what is going on under the hood but he negects to clean out all the dead leaves that are collected there,lol.
All that writing on the gas tank lid really puts a spell on the car to make it go faster,yeah right!
He should have just taken all the money he wasted putting into that ugly piece of crap car of his and gotten a real ride instead.
Nice modifications,I'd like to see if they really work though.
The other guys car was cool though.
This guy should take off his upside down visor and get a life.
Having said that I can't wait for the next installment.
That was the best laugh Ive had in days.:D

[Cope]

By the way,can someone post a link to part one?
I must have missed that thread.
Thanks.

[rhetor22]

the jersey cow paint job is killer.

[shartley]

Originally posted by rhetor22
the jersey cow paint job is killer.
It sure is… it says “Moooooove on over! I am coming through!” :D

[Xen]

lol i liked the "Slower" switch! haha

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

ALL HAIL THE 1995 AUTOZONE SPECIAL TACK!!!!!!!!



Also nothing is going to stop NOS and DUCT TAPE MUHAHAHAHA



LMAO

[yeahthatsme]

"this hears mah custom NOS bracket" bwahahah!!!

[pbzmag]

I bet he can beat this guy!

http://makoto.dyndns.org/media/-=Misc=-/Jet%20Truck.mpeg

pbzmag

[yeahthatsme]

haha "this hears a custom goat s*** brown interior, a very rare option in this car"

[Smoke]

Originally posted by shartley
40+MB... big file. Just thought folks would like to know.

I am downloading it now... let's see how long it takes. :D

Got it in about 1 min!! High Speed Internet!! WOOT!! (just messin shartly!!)

Man, what a...I don't even know what you'd call him! That Honda looks like it's straight outta the 80's...oh, wait...IT IS!!! lol!!!

P.S.- I wanna meet his Chineese uncle from Japan...(he he he)

[ntn4502]

you people do realize its a joke, dont you?

[MantisMag]

when the first one came out i thought it was real. :(

"we're talking fast. like 17 sec fast!" :cool:

[beefstew]

i was on the floor laughing. i also saw a duct taped on spoiler yesterday at best buy (parking lot) funny stuff.

[beefstew]

dual broadband lines on LAN hispeed internet WOOT!

[Smoke]

Originally posted by ntn4502
you people do realize its a joke, dont you?

OF COURSE!!! It's soooooo funny because the acting is for complete crap. Also, a car that old would not go that fast. Can't wait for the next installment!

[Cryer]

"LOOK AT MY TORQUE CURVE!"

[Thordic]

Ahh, I need the first one now :)

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

For all those requesting number 1 here it is. Not very funny until the end.

http://makoto.dyndns.org/media/ricer_bs_1.mpeg

[Cope]

Ha ha ha! Thanks for posting that Sponge.
Part 2 was a little funnier,but this still cracked me up.
I went to the site that its from and I can't find his clips.
Are those the only 2 there are?
If he had a show,I'd watch every week.
This guy would be great on cable access.

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Originally posted by Cope
Ha ha ha! Thanks for posting that Sponge.
Part 2 was a little funnier,but this still cracked me up.
I went to the site that its from and I can't find his clips.
Are those the only 2 there are?
If he had a show,I'd watch every week.
This guy would be great on cable access.

Those where the only two I could find of him on that site but either way its hilarious.

[Gotenks]

There's a third one that is between part 1 and 2.

He talks mad **** to the prelude owner, and they almost get in a fight. Of course, "John" Would of spanked the other guy like a 4 year old at the market.

[Thordic]

Oh man this is great stuff, I need more, haha.

[FreshmanBob]

Wow, good server, I'm getting 290KB, pretty rare.

AHHHH "There is not enough memory to run this program, quit one or more programs and try again"

FRIGGIN LABTOP!!

[Schnitzel]

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Originally posted by shartley
40+MB... big file. Just thought folks would like to know.

I am downloading it now... let's see how long it takes.
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Got it in about 1 min!! High Speed Internet!! WOOT!! (just messin shartly!!)

Man, what a...I don't even know what you'd call him! That Honda looks like it's straight outta the 80's...oh, wait...IT IS!!! lol!!!

P.S.- I wanna meet his Chineese uncle from Japan...(he he he)

i streamed the whole thing in.....ha.:p