Angel vs. Talon

[cdawg]

Ok, guys, I finally got $800 from my mom and dad and cousins for my Barmitzfah and I wan't a super-cool totally awesome paintball gun. There is this AWESOME completely TRICKED OUT Talon on Ebay right now. There are NO METAL PARTS so it CAN'T RUST!!! It even comes with some anti-fog goggles, so I can SEE WHERE I AM SHOOTING. Uhhh, yeah. Also, there is some gun called a Black or Dark or something Angel and this dude said it shoots 20 feet per second!!! WOW! That's AWESOME! I mean I know that's probably illegal but WHAT THE HECK. I'm badace, and I use double neck protection!

Should I get an adjustable or fixed nitro tank for my Talon?

Should I use macroline or steel hose for my hopper?

I'm hungry. Where do they serve powerfeed?

Will the Intelliframe do my algebra homework???

If I turn up the output pressure on my tank to like 8000CI, can it blow up balloons for my little sister's birthday?

I THOUGHT PLASTIC NUBBINS WOULD STOP QUADRUPLE FEEDING. (Maybe I should put my barrel back on my gun?!?!)

Can I put a micromag body on my Talon? I heard that it helps you run faster (due to aerodynamical things and such)

In reference to my knew DIE pants, what size gives me most accuracy?

By the way, what is the "Search funtion" people keep flaming me about? I figure that everyone on this forum has nothing better to do than answer my stupid newb posts. BOO-YAH (electric trigger frame hahahaha).

Please post your thoughts on this issue. Thank you.

[jah871]

Wow.:rolleyes:

[FutureMagOwner]

:rolleyes:

[Smoke]

This thread contains enough sarcasm to dwarf every other thread on AO...combined.:rolleyes:

[-FronTMaN-1022]

ooooooooo!

[Lone Wolf2]

[cough][cough] TALONS SUCK [cough][cough]

[yeahthatsme]

omg future that pic is hilarious.

[speedballbanks]

noooooo. NEWB!!

[Smoke]

OMG that is hilarious!!!!! Someone should make a thread that just has pics like that, ya know, people getting messed up. Ya know what, I'll do it! OWNED!!!
I'll post in Friendly.

[Lone Wolf2]

Dam that looks like it hurt a little bit.

[BTAutoMag]

~blinks~











uh no












~blinks again~

[FalconGuy016]

lol thats great

[pbguy888]

:rolleyes:

[walker2287]

my talon is better that your talon

[Aliens-8-MyDad]

thats great!!! lol this guy is cool heh...

[Derman2k]

Heheh...i stole this one from someone else here

[FutureMagOwner]

lol cant help myself this is enough :)

[rikkter]

this is a waste of bandwidth

[EsPo]

there needs to be a :sarcasm: smiley for this thread...

[cdawg]

Thanks for all the help guys!!! I really appreciate it, but what's so funny? I heard there's this guy on these forums that makes custom tunatalons and I wanted to see if anyone could give me his email?

[WARPED1]

I hope to all thats holy that you are kidding.If not,you better sit down before I beyotch slap you.

[MiniMag84]

hahahaha! though you were serious for a minute there. phew. :D

lol, "I'm hungry, where do they serve powerfeed?"

very very nice :D :D

[cdawg]

http://www.cabdj.com/assets/images/IMG_0545er.gif

Yall kept putting the wrong picture of me. THAT, mi compadres, is Me, in the flesh. Dead serious. I have the *.psd file to prove it!

UPDATE: MY BRACES ARE OFF NOW AND I'M SCARIER THAN EVER... RECOGNIZE

[MiniMag84]

Wow, that's really creepy. The rubber bands for your braces look like fangs :p

[CRog075]

hahaha he gots braces

(sorry to anyone else who does ;) )

[cdawg]

NefariousMag: hi, i saw your post on Automags.org

chbfrogman: which one?

NefariousMag: angel vs. talon

chbfrogman: oh yeah which one woul you pick?

NefariousMag: was that thread a joke?

chbfrogman: hell no you should see this talon

NefariousMag: dude you must not be right then

chbfrogman: talons are ^^**OWNAGE**^^

NefariousMag: no

NefariousMag: not compared to an angel

NefariousMag: not compared to anything pretty much

NefariousMag: talons = $25 at walmart angel = $900+

chbfrogman: dude they have NO rusting parts!

chbfrogman: price doesnt mean anything the one i'm getting
is $12,000

NefariousMag: its made of cheap plastic

NefariousMag: i have been playing paintball for a long time
and never seen any paintball gun rust


NefariousMag: believe me you dont have to worry about rusting

chbfrogman: you sure?

NefariousMag: positive

NefariousMag: think about it. what would be more durable.
plastic from walmart or metal from a respected paintball
company

chbfrogman: you have a point... BUT

chbfrogman: well can't talons shoot more than 20 feet per
second?!?

NefariousMag: any gun can. they usually shoot about 285
feet per second. the guy meant 20 balls per second

chbfrogman: dude that would KILL someone

NefariousMag: no it wouldnt

NefariousMag: paintballs are made of a gelatin substance.
they break

NefariousMag: ask anybody how fast paintballs go

chbfrogman: faster than a moving train?

NefariousMag: they will tell you mid-high 200's

NefariousMag: no i dont think 285fps is faster than a train

chbfrogman: well i was gonna say a train CAN kill you

NefariousMag: yes a train can

NefariousMag: a paintball cannot

NefariousMag: i seriously hope you are messing around an
being funny and i hope you arent serious on this stuff. if
you are serious then dont even play paintball because you
would be a hopless case

chbfrogman: I am athletic.

NefariousMag: it doesnt matter

NefariousMag: you obviously have no clue about paintball

chbfrogman: I am a rock climber and have swat training!

NefariousMag: no you dont

NefariousMag: shut up

NefariousMag: now i know you're messing around

NefariousMag: lol but that ws funny

chbfrogman: don't hate the newb

chbfrogman: hate the game

NefariousMag: lol

NefariousMag: i know you arent for real

chbfrogman: and how is that?!?!

NefariousMag: because you know nothing about paintball and
nobody can be that dumb

chbfrogman: crap face

NefariousMag: ok

NefariousMag: see ya man

chbfrogman: bye dudette


OWNAGE!!!! I KNEW that he couldnt stand up to the ~~~OWNAGE~~~ power of the T-H-A-L-H-O-N

[CRog075]

But any ways:

[mag-hatter]

:eek:

[Maglover2k]

That pic is hillarious and this thread is stupid.

[WARPED1]

I agree,we should http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=633233

[Grayso]

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I just lost about 45 IQ points after reading this stupid post. Now my brain hurts...

[cdawg]

How do you adjust the velocity on the Talon?

*SMACK*

[Brak]

this is what your post just did to my brain:

[cdawg]

Your brain is a penis?

[WARPED1]

Um the Talon has metal parts.The internal springs that activate the gun.

[Brak]

oh, my bad, i forgot you were had the intellect of sewage. ill put it to you in simpler picture that your feeble mind can understand

[puckmaster]

wow.

[Ownage-Talonboy]

Well I dont know about everyone else but i would go Talon.
I got my Talon for only $500 and IT OWWWWNNNS. It shoots 30 balls every second and the hopper that came with it can hold NEARLY 50 balls. With my 18 inch broomstick barrel i can shoot almost 20 feet IN THE AIR!!!!!!! I also put a 100ci 50000psi nitro tank on it that refills itself. My gun is uber. I also got custom milling with mine so it is CAMO!!!!!!!!! My Talon even makes the balls curve so i can shoot around corners. Angels r not all that good my mom got hers form walmart and it can only shoot 1 ball per trigger pull and the balls go to strait so i cant shoot around corners. Plus the hopper that fits on an angel holds 200balls wich is WAY to many for someone to worry about.

[mag-hatter]

:p

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by cdawg
How do you adjust the velocity on the Talon?

*SMACK* You don't.
My Talon has a GPS system,runs on a 50lb argon tank,shoots pi squared x34 balls per second,has heat seeking paintballs which are reusable(still working on those,they can't tell the difference between refs and players)
I only paid $3000 plus my left arm and my little brothers soul.

[MiniMag84]

Your brain is a penis?

LOL, wow, that really made my day!

:D :D :D

[Brak]

Originally posted by Ownage-Talonboy
Well I dont know about everyone else but i would go Talon.
I got my Talon for only $500 and IT OWWWWNNNS. It shoots 30 balls every second and the hopper that came with it can hold NEARLY 50 balls. With my 18 inch broomstick barrel i can shoot almost 20 feet IN THE AIR!!!!!!! I also put a 100ci 50000psi nitro tank on it that refills itself. My gun is uber. I also got custom milling with mine so it is CAMO!!!!!!!!! My Talon even makes the balls curve so i can shoot around corners. Angels r not all that good my mom got hers form walmart and it can only shoot 1 ball per trigger pull and the balls go to strait so i cant shoot around corners. Plus the hopper that fits on an angel holds 200balls wich is WAY to many for someone to worry about.

your definitely not the same person who started this thread!!!

[puckmaster]

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[cdawg]

Did that lady really laugh at me?

[puckmaster]

Its it just me, or is this guy getting dumber and dumber?

[Ownage-Talonboy]

I know it looks big but it only weighs 1 pound. I like to carrr it on my back in tournaments.

[WARPED1]

This thread has made me laugh til I fell out of my chair.

[Brak]

ill second that, he is getting dumber by the second

[cdawg]

I'll third that... (who's he?)

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by cdawg
I'll third that... (who's he?) YOU!

[mag-hatter]

this thread is going nowhere........

[puckmaster]

OH MY GOD! I'm geting stupidr biy teh secent!

*Hits head against computer screen*

I'm good.

[pbguy888]

I went for the Dark Talon!!!!

[Smoke]

http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=633233

The followng members are to be banned immediatly: cdawg
Ownage-Talonboy

[cdawg]

Nice milling pbguy!

[Maglover2k]

Im repeating myself but these Pictures are hilarious!

[mag-hatter]

Originally posted by cdawg
Nice milling pbguy!

actually, i made all the ones i posted.

maybe you should get a hint and leave

[Smokee_2_7]

Holy CRAP!!!. I was just thinking a little while about Matt davis and his 'dark talon' he told me that he made a couple years ago- - and lo and behold, pbguy888 finds a picture or matt with the aforementioned dark talon!!. Thats just rather weird. Almost as weird as what Matt did to that gun. . . . .

[cdawg]

MA CHAO DW3: r u really a noob or r u just mesin around

chbfrogman: noob?

MA CHAO DW3: that was the dumbes thread i ever saw

MA CHAO DW3: angle vs talon

chbfrogman: oh umm whats dumbes about it?

MA CHAO DW3: its halarius

MA CHAO DW3: r u really a noob

chbfrogman: are you familiar with vocabulary workshop?

chbfrogman: (no?)

chbfrogman: hey CHAO listen up

chbfrogman: i own you!

Edited- warning - cphilip

chbfrogman: a poet and a grammarian!

MA CHAO DW3: u funny

chbfrogman: wanna buy my stingray?

MA CHAO DW3: Edit inappropriate for this forum - cphilip

chbfrogman: isn't the gouche a three piece barrel system
for the talon?

chbfrogman: i guess the hair is to stop ball breakage

MA CHAO DW3: that funny but no

MA CHAO DW3: Again warning - cphilip
chbfrogman: thats called the grundle you infidelic pagan
scum

chbfrogman: buy my stingray!

MA CHAO DW3: how much

MA CHAO DW3: does it have autococker parts on it

chbfrogman: $450, shipped

chbfrogman: it comes with a dye sticky

chbfrogman: (just one half)

MA CHAO DW3: i have a tigershark with a freeflow front
block and a derlin bold

MA CHAO DW3: bolt*

chbfrogman: why did you put a block on the front of your
gun?

chbfrogman: wouldnt that throw off the balance?

MA CHAO DW3: I like my brass egal guns fron heavy

chbfrogman: good god man, Mario Teaches Typing worked for
me... maybe you should give it a shot

MA CHAO DW3: i cant spell but i can play paintball

chbfrogman: well, at least i know one of those to be true

MA CHAO DW3: word

chbfrogman: actually in the vernacular sense of the word,
it's "werd"

MA CHAO DW3: how old ru

chbfrogman: old enough to be your older brother

MA CHAO DW3: u one of the funiest people i know

MA CHAO DW3: k

chbfrogman: you must not know many people because i'm jewish

MA CHAO DW3: what u talkin about

chbfrogman: excuse me, i could not understand you because
of your lack of a certain helping verb... perhaps "are"?

MA CHAO DW3: u r giting stupid

chbfrogman: ok well i'm gonna go ahead and say goodbye so i
can post this convo on my thread to show the world how
totally awesome AOers are. Any last words?

MA CHAO DW3: what gun u really got

chbfrogman: those are crappy last words

MA CHAO DW3: u got a mag don't you

chbfrogman: ure good sherlock, almost too good

MA CHAO DW3: Last edit and final waring and it happens again and I ban you - cphilip

touche

[MiniMag84]

cdawg, you are my idol :D

[impulse666]

Machao and chbfrogman are the two most retarded people on the earth.

[cdawg]

cdawg, you are my idol
Good. Go buy a Talon.


Machao and chbfrogman are the two most retarded people on the earth.
The name is Fang... Shadow Fang.

[MiniMag84]

never :p

[Smoke]

This is THE crappiest thread in the history of crappy threads.

[puckmaster]

Originally posted by automagfreek
This is THE crappiest thread in the history of crappy threads.
I'll second that.

[ntn4502]

can a person or two in this thread please get banned soon, so I dont have to read anymore of this

[Cliffio]

you sir, are an idiot

[funkmunky56]

I thought it was kinda funny... :p

and nobody said you HAD to read it, ya know...

woohoo first post! and my new mag hasn't even shown up in the mail yet!

--Dave

[Klay01]

CDAWG .. u are a n00b .. only thing i agree with you is double neckprotection..

-NIGHTSTALKER

[boggerman]

This thread actually made me laugh out loud, thanks cdawg:D . I vote Talon, Angels are overrated.

[cphilip]

Anymore cursing on this one and I ban the person that does it.

[ogre55]

To all those who are deriding this thread, I have one questions...why? What's wrong with a little humor. If you have a problem with this thread STOP READING. The mods have looked this thread over and apparenntly they do not find it offensive (at least not the idea of the thread) or it would be locked/deleted by now.

To cdawg, you are a fairly funny human but please read the rules of the forum before posting again. Phil (the mod who edited the posts) is serious about banning you for language and it would be a shame to see someone with a decent sense of the absurd depart the hallowed halls of AO.

So on with the show.

Ogre

[cdawg]

Yall are right, I'm sorry. I should have edited the convo but if you'll notice it wasn't acutally me who was cursing. Lord knows, some people get really touchy when discussing the fine craftsmanship and intricate milling that goes into each hand-made work of art so eloquently dubbed a Talon.

[Klay01]

CDAWG REIGNS SUPREME


-nightstalker!

[FalconGuy016]

lol... 1021 views... ridiculous

[cphilip]

Originally posted by cdawg
...but if you'll notice it wasn't acutally me who was cursing...

I noticed...but it was you who posted it...but it apears to me you realise the error.

I understood from the first post the tounge in cheek humor that was the intent of the thread. It wasn't a bashing of anything thread in my judgement. It was just sarcastic humor. So I allowed it. But am watching it closely. Some did not get it and I got many reports complaining about it. But most of them I think stemmed from your copied chat log.

[cphilip]

Originally posted by FalconGuy016
lol... 1021 views... ridiculous

I know!!! Half of them have been mine! :rolleyes:

[big E kingpin]

i cant figure who is funnier, the guy all about the talon, or the ignorant people who cant spell, picking internet fights with him over an obvious joke.

[Xerces]

in the name of all that is holy, close the thread and let it die.

[*ArKfEaR*]

....

[cdawg]

Pardon my lack of forum slang, but what exactly is a newbie/noob/knewbee? I am assuming that it means an extremely talented paintball participant, such as myself.

*ArKfEaR* , what a nice digital camera you have! Is your keyboard inoperable?


P~~|~~~> o o o :0

That's a person getting shot with my Talon from 500 yards (with the flatspine on the barrel guard attatched with an alan wrench, no less).

See, I can do cool forum things too!

[puckmaster]

A noob is a.... nevermind:rolleyes:

[Big-Talon-Ownage]

The thread must live on!!!!

[luke]

I avoided this thread for days, I knew I missing something intelligent





















































































!:rolleyes:

[FalconGuy016]

Originally posted by cdawg
Pardon my lack of forum slang, but what exactly is a newbie/noob/knewbee? I am assuming that it means an extremely talented paintball participant, such as myself.

*ArKfEaR* , what a nice digital camera you have! Is your keyboard inoperable?


P~~|~~~> o o o :0

That's a person getting shot with my Talon from 500 yards (with the flatspine on the barrel guard attatched with an alan wrench, no less).

See, I can do cool forum things too!


As much as I think this thread shouldnt have passed 5 replies; you are hilarious

[tr0n]

lol

[puckmaster]

Yes. Yes it is.

[Smoke]

Ya know what, I think cdawg is creating multiple screen names and posting replies to himself! Seriously! Have you noticed the names of some of these people who have 1 POST!! They all sound very similar. Sounds shifty to me...

[warpfeedmod]

Originally posted by cdawg
Pardon my lack of forum slang, but what exactly is a newbie/noob/knewbee? I am assuming that it means an extremely talented paintball participant, such as myself.



chbfrogman: don't hate the newb

chbfrogman: hate the game

seems to me you know what a n00b is :p


this thread makes me /snicker

[cdawg]

touche, fair warpfeedmod

[JT2002]

Originally posted by cdawg
Nice milling pbguy!


cdawk that nerd in the pic must be you!:D he's so into computers that he knows nothing about paintball!!

[FalconGuy016]

Originally posted by automagfreek
Ya know what, I think cdawg is creating multiple screen names and posting replies to himself! Seriously! Have you noticed the names of some of these people who have 1 POST!! They all sound very similar. Sounds shifty to me...

I thought so too :) but im almost positive he only did it twice, or even just once

[WARPED1]

I wholeheartedly concur.

[SyntaxError]

Originally posted by cdawg
Your brain is a penis?

LOL!! Commendable!

[Slim7]

lol

[Smoke]

Originally posted by FalconGuy016


I thought so too :) but im almost positive he only did it twice, or even just once

Nah, more like 3 or 4

[WARPED1]

cdawg=brain the size of a pea.:D This thread is too humerous to let die.

[JT2002]

I think we should

[Smoke]

Originally posted by JT2002
I think we should

Here Here!!!

[MiniMag84]

cdawg=brain the size of a pea. This thread is too humerous to let die.

WARPED1, I couldn't agree with you more. :D

[ogre55]

Originally posted by JT2002
I think we should <insert the "BAN HIM" pic here>

Firstly, that pic has been more than overused on this thread.

Secondly, why ban him? All he has done is inject some humor into a community that sometimes (and I am as guilty of this as anyone, if not more so) takes itself a tad too seriously.

Ogre

[WARPED1]

I said ban him at one point,but theres no need too.He's too damn funny.

[JT2002]

crude humor. its kinda funny but after it goes on for so long it gets old and boreing

[MiniMag84]

crude humor. its kinda funny but after it goes on for so long it gets old and boreing

Nobody's makin you view or post here...:p :)

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by MiniMag84


Nobody's makin you view or post here...:p :) Exactly!

[boss_automager]

omg this thread is hilarious!angle vs.talon great race.cdawg youre hilarious.!!!lol

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by boss_automager
omg this thread is hilarious!angle vs.talon great race.cdawg youre hilarious.!!!lol
Angle?90 degree or 45?ANGEL.

[boss_automager]

I can't amke any mistakes around warped.:D

[WARPED1]

Amke?MAKE!LOL:D

[boss_automager]

no!He can't find any mistakes this timee.usin the little spell check thing.

[WARPED1]

timee usin?TIME USING!Kids,stay in school.

[boss_automager]

omg!i messed up again!cut me a little slack though ive been sick all week and havent been to school so im rusty and tired and a bum.and i liked timee usin;)what happened?my little spell checker thing didnt catch it

[rikkter]

re read what you type. maybe that'll help a little but :D

[dcmander]

OWNED!

[boss_automager]

LMAO! thats hilarious!thats funny dcmander!

[WARPED1]

This thread lost whatever point it might have had.............

[petefol]

yeah cdawg, you may be good at paintball and have a good gun, but i AM a talon.

[WARPED1]

My Talon could beat up your Talon......

[Emagster]

hmm...yea...I feel dumber

[boss_automager]

he said his talon was tricked out so you guys better watch out

[fearc7]

maybe if yall keep all the stupid stuff up long enough you can do anything you want cause the admins would rather let it slide than read all of this!

[cdawg]

Check out this mad equation I came up with!!!

( Hours People Spent Reading This Thread +
Hours People Spent Responding +
Hours People Spent Posting Cool Pictures)

* $7.25 (Average wage of people responding to this thread)

- $5.00 (shipping and handling duh!)

= Enough money to buy my backup gun to my Talon (CNC X or Z or Something Mag)

So go spend your time doing something constructive (aka a job) and maybe you'll even get enough money (like over $150,000) to buy my TRICKED AWESOME Talon.

[Demobilized]

He has a good point

[boss_automager]

heh he does.post a pic of your tricked out talon cdawg

[boss_automager]

check this pic!



http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=634042

[Jonneh]

Do you have stairs in your house?

[boss_automager]

yes i do

[cdawg]

_

[Klay01]

...............my brain has just gotten smaller.............

[Smokee_2_7]

I've got half a mind to just put that thing together and take a picture. . . . .

[Brian68mag]

w00t

[ghideon]

This is the most hilarious thread I have read since the "Company Slogan" thread from awhile back. And that picture absolutely rules. You are the man.

[Ultimator]

Haha ... gotta give the man props for those photoshopping skills. I can't believe people were taking this dude seriously.

[ogre55]

The only people taking what this gentleman says seriously are those whose neuron count rivals their shoe size.

I am sure that he is laughing at them along with the rest of us. ]

Ogre

[big E kingpin]

i have to say it, that pic is awesome

[cdawg]

...and you doubted me

[boss_automager]

yeah except the gun doesnt have all that.id like to see the day when a talon supports all that:rolleyes:

[cdawg]

boss_automager yeah except the gun doesnt have all that.id like to see the day when a talon supports all that

good point. i'll have to reconfigure that. that. that-that-that-that. THAT!

[WARPED1]

Never ask a magician how he does his tricks!

[MiniMag84]

boss_automager, it doesn't seem like much but some proper puncuation would really help me read your posts...

[Trigger_Happy]

Everybody joins in debates about how stubid Bush is, but flames the guy who posts something funny :rolleyes:

I've been away from AO for a couple weeks and I'm starting to think it should have been longer:rolleyes:

It used to be that people could talk about almost anything! Threads that were stupid would get ignored, and good threads would stay at the top. Now, everybody is so busy flaming dumb posts that the dumb ones stay at the top! Anybody else been feeling the same way? Lets get some more of that AO spirit and be nicer. Also, we DO need people to spice up these boards! Any volenteers?

Oi! I'm tired! This post is probably incoherent......oh well! Later folks!

[funkmunky56]

I subscribe to AO because I've heard that the people on it are the most open-minded, well-thought-out, intelligent posters in the paintball world. I avoid PBNation because I've heard the opposite is true there.

This thread is an OBVIOUS attempt at sarcastic humor, lovingly administered by cdawg in an effort to crack people up. Anybody with any brains in their head realizes that the Super-X Talon Ghost is OBVIOUSLY a Glenn Palmer custom product, and will show up at the IAO this year as a first place prize! cdawg must have cracked the PPS secret files and is slipping this info to us veiled in humor as an attempt to distract the Men in Black!

Escape from the Prison Planet!!! --Dave

[WARPED1]

I agree with you fully funkymunky.At first I took this guy seriously and then realized he was poking fun and I joined in the fun

[walker2287]

after reading advice from people here on these foreums i sold my emag and angel and bought a talon, my talon

[cdawg]

OMG!!!!!!!!! THAT IS TOTALLY RAD! Where in the heavens did you get that anno?!?! Trade?!?!

[walker2287]

after playing at they field today listen to what some people had to say about my talon

[walker2287]

ill be selling these for 50000 (notice not all modifications will come with it)anodizing it self is 750

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Ok I am a little late on this one but here is my comment.

I have $50 bucks per person, shells and a bus ticket. Any takers?

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Also you my friend get the award for crappest photoshop ever

[FooTemps]

NO!!! YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG CDAWG!

You need to mod a samurai! not a talon... we all know that samurais are just that one step up that everone needs! BRASS EAGLE SAMURAI RULES JOO!!!!

Also, I think that you need some more sights/lasers, a far better hopper (something like a vl200), some better propulsion source (hmm... rocket fuel sounds good, no more big pesky tank or stupid ol reg!), and of course...

SUPER DARK MAGIC ULTRA RIPPER SFL TEARDROP C&C FISHBONE FLY ADRENALINE ECLIPSE STO BONEBREAK E-SAMURAI MILLING!

[Trigger_Happy]

I'm with ya, FooTemps! The samurai is a thing of beauty! And for $20 off pbgear, you can afford to buy many of them! I figure that if I purchase 6 of them, I *might* be able to play a full day of ball with a functional marker ;) :D

[ogre55]

Do Samurais come in 6 packs?

Ogre

[ReTroMagBoy]

great thread great laughs!

[boss_automager]

this thread is the best thing on AO!its actually attracting members!

[Smoke]

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[50 cal]

The never ending thread strikes again!

[Smoke]

http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=633233


Oh, BTW, I saw on the History Channel that the thumbs down meant he lives. Thumbs up meant he dies. Looks like the script writers for Gladiator didn't do their research. The thumbs down was derived by the Romans from the French. So, actually this pic is incorrect, some photoshopping is required. Don't believe me? Do some homework...

[BobTheCow]

50 cal...i'm interested in your offer, mentioned in your sig!!!!

lol but "seriously"...this thread rocks!! I'm actually SAVING some pages to read later when i'm sad/lonely/bored (aka in approximately 15 minutes). KEEP IT ALIVE!!!!!! :D

[Windstorm]

ROFL...*wipes tear from eye*
Screw getting a Mag, Im getting a Talon better than all of you. Dark Taloncocker X IR24.5 DX










I have no photoshop...

[boss_automager]

i have no life...

[boss_automager]

it hasnt gotten all the way through

http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=481464

[funkmunky56]

I am officially reviving this thread, because it needs to be enjoyed by the legions of AOers who've joined since it's slipping into the depths of "Paintball Talk".

Read and wonder what can happen in today's world of paintball, my friends! --Funk




plus, this was the first thread I ever posted on as a newcomer to AO, and as such, has special meaning and significance to me.

[FreakBaller12]

omg that first post made my head hurt and feel bad if somebody really acted that way:(

[Cryer]

hehe... I was about to up this anyways...

[luka3589]

is this newbie acually serious!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

[Cryer]

hes actually not a newbie. and hes not serious.

Hes a fairly respectable baller (from what I've seen) and he knows his stuff.

He was just doin this cause he was bored, I guess:p

[Glickman]

Originally posted by cdawg
Barmitzfah


dude its bar mitzvah....


your gonna get boomstick slapped if i see you at shatnerball :P

[FalconGuy016]

Who brought this back!?

[JonDaAzn]

think about it....
800$ start out/ 20$ per talon= 40 talons!
now tape em all together and you get.... 40 BPS!!!! lets see your fancy shmancy angle* match that!:D

*misspelled on purpose

[Jesse-man]

my head hurts more then when i was shot in the back of the head

[evan123]

You guys did this just to piss me off right? Why the heck to you people up threads from the ao archives of crap? :(

[AGDlover]

you guys have no idea how hard i'm laughing i can barly type this

[la690]

imagine my excitement when all of a sudden i look in my inbox and see "xxxx has replied to Angel vs. Talon on Automags.org". i was in awe to say the least. i could barely bring myself to come back to this godforsaken thread.

[ZSigErik]

wow.....just wow....i cant even....wow :confused: :( :o

[robdamanii]

*cartman*
I hate you guys
*/cartman*

I can't believe I actually went back and read this thing. Dear god...

[TecnoRobo]

holy thread Resurrection batman :eek:

[cdawg]

This thread is my love child. Please don't disrespect it. If you have any comments as to the positives and negatives of either the Angel or Talon marker, please make them. Otherwise, leave our intellectual argument to the people who know their stuff.

[1ofkind]

I think this guy is serrious lol. Just geta freak kit and your set, oh and a halo b because you'll be luky if that keeps up with it. Oh and I never brought a gun from ebay *not* broken, except for my angel which is a cobra angel and was completely tuned up b4 it was sent 2 me.

[MarkM]

I am officially reviving this thread, because it needs to be enjoyed by the legions of AOers who've joined since it's slipping into the depths of "Paintball Talk".
Read and wonder what can happen in today's world of paintball, my friends! --Funk
plus, this was the first thread I ever posted on as a newcomer to AO, and as such, has special meaning and significance to me.
Special place in your inner being or not it is old thread bumping like this that helped towards the demise of the old board, it screws up the database, brand new board and then we get this :rolleyes:

[Altimas]

To bring this horrible Thread from the depths of Hell is of the utmost atrocity ever commited on this board.

[Chojin Man]

I think it is funny. :p