Update: Free Jt Flex 7--for Helping Me Out

[ciscokid]

Im updating my offer for helping me out ...you guys are coming such great ideas that i felt the winner should get something better than my old scotts mask ...the new item up for give away will be brand new.."JT FLEX 7 SINGLE PRISM"I will buy it from a paintball site and have it shipped directly to your address..you might be able to choose the color? ill check.


THE ORIGINAL POST

I have a mask that has a lens sticker that says"run GRINGO run"
had it specially made..im getting a new mask so i would like another sticker on my lens i just can't think of any thing to put on it....I need your help!!!
think of a funny-rude-cool-ethnic sticker by the 12th of feb.2003the best post will win this used "BAD *** SCOTTS MASK"(WITH A NEW LENS)Here is some usefull info to help you come up with a sticker.



Im mexican

Live in northern california

3 words max

17 letters max

i play with an x-mag

I wear DYE products only(pants-jersey-gloves)

I play wooded areas mostly

my nickname is cisco or papi-(means daddy in spanish)


Ill post up more helpfull info if i think of anything.
good luck guys

[skirts]

how about:

PINCHE GUERO

sincerely,
skirts

[LittMag]

La Migra!
Papi de Gringos (Daddy of the Gringos?)
Dye Gringos Dye
Norcal INS
X Marks Los Gringos (I know 4 words, but this is my favorite after La Migra)

[Mr.Grimm]

i liked MeX-mag. hehe

so who gets your old mask now? is it me?

[AlabamaMan]

Maxican Mag
Eat A Taco
Screw the INS

[cdawg]

hey meXmag was MY idea.

[dropkick1]

NorCalPapi

ken

[warpfeedmod]

I still think ¿who'se su papá? (which I believe means whose your daddy?) is pretty good. But my spanish is off, thats more like spanglesh heh

or hows about:

Dye Mexican

I dunno I got nuttin

[Load SM5]

"El Guapo"?

Did you get that X-mag from Rob?

[walker2287]

um
seudo mi pido
my spelling might be off
shut up and dye in spainish i belive thats
kiate y dye(as in dye0

[Mr.Grimm]

cdawg: i didn't say it wasn't your idea, i said that was my favorite one.

[mistwolf]

I vote for 'Un tiro, una matanza', "one shot, one kill". :)

Jamie

[silenttype]

The Guero brothers WWE wrestling.
(LATINO HEAT):D

[JT2002]

i know is 4 but ...
Mow Your Own Lawn
:D

or
Mow This!

[ICOM]

Ok i made some i got bored:

Qué es un Deadbox?- Whats a deadbox

Quién necesita a mexicanos?-Who needs Mexicans
El papá Lo Posee!-Daddy Owns You(or can use mexican owns you)

Busque y Mate!-Seek and Kill

El Poder de California Xmag!-California Xmag Power

El Poder mexicano de Xmag!- Mexican Xmag Power

El tiempo de Dye!- Time to Dye

Usted fue X!- You been X,get it, xmag shot you or something hehe

[Umbra Solis]

hows about a pic of a chick in "provocative" pose aiming a Xmag at the viewer, and it has text that says (maby in spanish, maby not) "Listen to Papi!"

[BTAutoMag]

"I Break Balls"

"Mags Break Balls"

"Crisco Tastes Good"

"Cut And Carved"

"I Eat Beans"

"It's Just A Mag" (4 words but i like it:))





Do I Win????

[beam]

Montezuma’s Revenge
El Xmag

I'm horrible at this....can't think of anything else. :D

[straightshot]

How about "BeanerMag" or maybe just "Beaner".

[Umbra Solis]

got some more:
Crisco Based Paint
Dye B!tch, dye! (not sure how strict the profanity rules are)

[BTAutoMag]

"Lick My Balls"

"I'm Sparticus"

"I Am The Walrus"

"AGD BADASS"

"Nifty"

"Super"

"I'm Super"

"I'm Batman"

"Riddle Me This"

"OWNED"

"Mexican Bean Mag"

"Lord of the Mags"

"Do You Feel Lucky"




brain fart ill come up with more later

[ringmasta187]

Here is what i have for now, might have some more later.

Refried X-mag

Im not Jose

Papi owns you

Cisco el MAG-nifico

I wanted to put "lick my balls" but its been takin

[joeyjoe367]

My favorite line has always been

"Azucar mi piene!"

which means "sugar my comb" but of course, anyone who doens't know spanish with think...

umm...

Otherwise ;)

[PBCapo]

beso mi coolo mexicano

Edit: which means "Kiss my mexican a**"

[*ArKfEaR*]

eh chico

[ringmasta187]

MORE

Cisco Inside
Paintball Loco
Bunkering Burrito
Woods Warrior
Eat Paint
Your Out
Its over now
Come Get Some
DYE Hombre
Paintball Head Vato
Spicy Hot X-mag
I Needa Cerveza

[CrazyLad]

!Correr PequeÑo perra! (run little b**ch)

[TXStorm]

el pollo loco :rolleyes:

[Surreal]

Read my XXX-Mag

Ouch, that hurt.

[da_shibmeister]

xmag ese

[BTAutoMag]

"here n00b n00b"

"Bunker This!!"

"X to the Mag"

"Livin' the X"

"X-Mex-Mag"

"Mex-X-Mag"

"Balls Away"

"Illegal Paintballer"(illegal alien:))

"No Habla n00b"

[RTGuy86]

"Jimmy-Chonga!"

"Got Green Card?"

"Jump The Fence"

Just some ideas. ill post some later.

again my wrestling team's phrase

"Blame The Mexican!

[RTGuy86]

got one.

"Brown Rage!"

[BTAutoMag]

"Papi-Crisco"

"Pissed Off Baller"

[ciscokid]

These are great...some of you guys are really funny with those posts..we've looked over some of these and some of my co workers already have a few favorite's....hard though alot of these are great..thanks agian you guys and keep them coming :D


cisco:cool:

[RTGuy86]

some more

"Shoot the Spic!"

"No Habla English" (Habla= speak?)

"What Spanish Armada?"

"Spic 'n Splatt"

"Wetback=X-mag"

"Mexican Menance"

"Shoot the Gringo's"

"Gringo Terminator"

sorry that my spanish s so far off. and to make matters worse is that i hear a lot of spanish( i live in the little mexico of my area) and dont understand hardly any and i know how to spell even less of them.

[BTAutoMag]

"Mex-ipad"

"Wanted: n00b Idiot"

"The Musical Fruit"

"Beaner"

"Not Black Enough"

"Tanned White Boy"

"Dark and Crispy"

"Tan With Crisco"

"Not Butter, Crisco"

"Eye Popi"

"Kaye Fan Club"

"Taco Meat"

"Spicy Pepper"

"Drunk I'm Not"

"Tequilla"

"Seen My Pants?"

"I'm Naked"

"Thong Riding Up"

"Mini-Mex"

[JT2002]

Originally posted by RTGuy86
"Jimmy-Chonga!"

"Got Green Card?"


damn shoulda thought of that one. anyways
sry dont know much spagnolo so its kinda crude.
"Run Puta!"
(as said earlier, sry its 4) MOW YOUR OWN LAWN!
Wassup Taco?
Wheres Mi Burrito?
Gringo Lingo
You better run
THE DANCING MONKEY BOY!
God Damned Donkeys!
Ill take tres kilos (tres= my crude spanish "three")
Tu sei loco

[RTGuy86]

"Spic 'n Spam"

"Chuca me Wejose"
(Chuca=choke, Wejose=balls?)

"FEO"
(ugly?)

that is it for the night. ill try again tomarrow.

[halB]

I drive a pickup
i have no insurance
i know those go against the whatever, but ehy, theyre still socially unacceptable!!!

ummm...

im illegal
i eat beans
i eat tacos
gringos look funny
i like lesbians
i love white girls
I Need Citizenship
I crossed the border
I's smuggled in (i was smuggled in)
Whatsa green card?
Spanish Fly
Screw NAFTA (oops, political comment there)
South of tha border

I no speak english

[BTAutoMag]

"greasy"

"Shotguns R Us"

"Not Quite Nigga"

"White Nonabie"

"McDonald's Worker"

"Wont Work For Sh*t"

"I Make Babies"

"I Eat Babies"

"Babies Taste Good"

"Yo Quirro Babies"

"Minority My @ss"

[ringmasta187]

damn btautomag u must really want that mask, everytime i look at this post u have like 20 new sayings and half of them are ones i wanna post. lol
"I make babies" is a great one

heres some more

Welfare Warrior
Im not Cuban
I Smoke Weed
Maximum Mexican
BATHE?

[ciscokid]

BTAUTOMAG.... COUPLE OF THINGS
1) You really want this mask
2) you having nothing else to do
3) your really creative
4) you know alot of ethnic jokes
5) you hate foreigners
6) your the party cheif of your local k.k.k

I tried signing up for our local k.k.k...they said i was to
angry and hateful for their group....had issues....needed professional help....anger management..."one mean spic".S

[Demobilized]

"Papi Taco Bell!" (in spansih accent)
"Enchilada (sp?) Mag"
"Crossed the border":D

[ciscokid]

BTAUTOMAG.... COUPLE OF THINGS
1) You really want this mask
2) you having nothing else to do
3) your really creative
4) you know alot of ethnic jokes
5) you hate foreigners
6) your the party cheif of your local k.k.k

I tried signing up for our local k.k.k...they said i was to
angry and hateful for their group....had issues....needed professional help....anger management..."ONE MEAN SPIC".So i took up paintball....been fine since.

All joking aside i just wanted to acknowleDge your effort BTAUTOMAG.

CISCO:cool:

[Demobilized]

"Still gringoin'"
"Smoked you like a tortia"
"Papi with a mag"
"Wounded but not dead"
"Stick that in your burrito and smoke it"

[puckmaster]

"Beaner Magic"

[puckmaster]

"Smoke it like you stole it."

[ringmasta187]

more

Coke not Crack
X-MAG PIMP
Cant Hit This
You Missed
Short and Slippery (im guessing your short lol)
Chicas Love Balls
Brown Bomber

[ciscokid]

NOOOBBIE MOVE...I JUST DOUBLE POSTED.
Thats what happens when some one offers you a tequilla shot while your trying to type a serious post about the k.k.k..while singing along to some oldies..thinking about what gell slicks back my hair best...wondering if i should hop my cheby on two wheels or do the tilt obtion on three...all along making a sour face because "PACO" bought the best tequilla available at the east indian store(711) down the street...at the same time praying to the 3 foot virgin mary statue in my room(my mom put it their)asking her to let me score with my my girlfriend "Maria"tonight...and if not Maria...Juanita..and if all else fails the white fat chic in the apartments down the street(a sure thing).By the way Juanita is Paco's sister...that what he gets for being a cheap ***.


cisco:cool:

[ciscokid]

"One mean spic"
i just might have won my own contest:D ....just kidding

[Lethargic]

Heres a few, sorry about spelling and such, but im felling kinda lethargic tonight...

"Quien es su papi?" (Who's your daddy"?)

Porque que mondo?" (Why is it so big?)<---you gotta imagine a hot chick saying it

"Lastima tan bueno!" (It hurts so good!)

"Tu Mama" (Your mom)

"¿Tiene usted frijoles?" (got beans?)<---might be taken but i didnt check

"¡Usted chupa!" (you suck!)

Thats it for now, maybe more later

Ps when are you deciding on whatever one you like?

[ringmasta187]

acctually cisco that is a real good one, wish i had thought of it lol. Just curious what other choices are at the top of your list

[JT2002]

AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!:eek: my virgin eyes have been scarred!:(

lol:D

heres mo

TequilaMan
Got Pot?
Got A Kilo?
High Scorer.
Ladies Man
Love These Hoes


more on the way!

[AlabamaMan]

BEANER VISION

[ciscokid]

MY "run GRINGO run" mask

[Python14]

"Cheech my Bong"

"X-internacional"

"Dirty Sanchez"

"Fence-Jumper"

"Muerto Rico"

"Locale: NoCal"

[ringmasta187]

Hey cisco how long do u think this will last, just curious.

Here is a couple more while im here

Soccer is Gay
Kill Whitey
Drink the Worm

Obviously im running out lol

[Python14]

"As seen on COPS"

[ciscokid]

Don't know how much longer this will last but i didnt expect this many.....Ive also asked 3 more of my co-workers to join in the voting cause theirs so many...total of 7 judges know..i dont have a list of the top ones yet but on sunday ill try and make a list of my top 10 on my list ,will not include the co-workers list.

cisco

[ICOM]

heres more

Who needs Refs
Who are you
I love chicken
Mexican food Rocks
Kickass Mexicans
Behind the Mask
I see you

[ciscokid]

its official my x-mags for sale
http://http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=67462

[BTAutoMag]

1) sort of
2) absolutly
3) see number 2
4) i have nothing else to do
5) i dont, infact we used to take in foreign exchange students
6) i wish the kkk would die

[BTAutoMag]

"racist pig"

"kkk wanna be"

"kkk ringleader"

"Married to the clan"

"child of hate"

"saten spawn"

"germ of america"



now im getting mean:)

[Python14]

wow:eek:

[halB]

Crackers are inbred
i hate rednecks
i eat crackers
i kill crackers

[BTAutoMag]

"nieghborhood trash"

"stalker"

"unwanted"

"7-11 terrorist" (as in the gas station"

"masked mexican"

"Short stroked"

"crack addict"

"horse whipped"

"evil"

"light chocolate"

"uneducated"

[BTAutoMag]

oh i cant believe no one has posted this one yet

"Mags Are For ***s"

[P8ntballerAK]

"Mexican Jumping Balls"

"Wetback This"

"Mexican Hot Sauce"

"Beaner Burrito"

"Spic & Span"

"Mex-I-Can"

"Payed Ro"

"Not Yos" ("Mine Not Yos")nachos

"Mexie Nugget"("Mex E Nugget")

"Drink The Water"

"Ta-Kill-YA"

"Not Going Back"

"I Have a Visa"

"Spantastic"

"Spancake"

"Mexican Stand Off"

"I Took It"

"Smell My Finger"

"Cheech & Chong"

"Who's Runnin' Now?"

Crackers Ae Good"

"I Eat Crackers"

"Wash Me"

"Spic Stik"

[P8ntballerAK]

"Taste The Bollas"

"Check Your Wallet"

"Nothin' On Me"

"Spic It"

"My Mex Specs" ("Mex Specs") "Mex Spex"

"Mex-o-Vision"

"Fried Burrito"

[ciscokid]

OK WE NARROWED IT DOWN........THEIRS 16 JUDGES THEY PICK THEIR FAVORITE 2 LEAVE US WITH 32...OF THE 32 LIST EACH JUDGE PICKS THEIR OWN TOP 5 THE ONE WITH THE MOST VOTES WINS...ILL LET YOU KNOW WHO WON SOON.

CISCO

[mag-hatter]

Originally posted by LittMag
La Migra!

backhands littlemag :rolleyes:


originally posted by mag-hatter
la migra

[ciscokid]

I just have to say thanks to all you guys this was great and tuff, but two guys put out a huge effort, between both of them they had 8 of the top 10 and all of the top five entries pretty sweet but only one of them will win ...and here he is
"GRINGO TERMINATOR"
BY RTGUY86:D
CONGRATS MAN YOU NEED TO CONTACT ME WITH SOME OF YOUR INFO OR JUST POST IT HERE ILL GET YOU THE MASK A.S.A.P

BTAUTOMAG
you put out some seriously funny stuff out their man and so i decided to say thanks and rewarding your creativity by getting you that dye jersey we talked about....so go on the their web site and let me know which color you like and ill send it out to you also post or contact me with your info.

thanks again everybody...ill try and think of another contest for you guys.

[BTAutoMag]

crisco, you da man, i didnt win and yet i still get free stuff

[RTGuy86]

this is awesome. i have never won anything like this.lol
cisco your a great guy and i have sent you a pm. lmk w/ what is happening.

[mistwolf]

I'm .so. jealous. *sniff* I liked mine, too. ;) Congrats to the winners! :)

Jamie

[ciscokid]

Btautomag i need your address buddy get me that info if you would please.....:D i might have the prizes mail to my address and then ill ship out to you ...something about the visa card billing address needs to be the same as the shipping address so that would be my house...any way ill try and find a way around it so the prizes can be mailed directly to you..

thanks guys:cool:

[mistwolf]

Usually you can get them to let you write a letter and fax it to them, with signature and a photocopy of the card. At least, that's how I used to have to do it. ;)

Jamie

[ciscokid]

just purchased your mask and will be on its way soon, my receipt
https://order.store.yahoo.com/cgi-bin/wg-thank-you?oid=actionvillage-287031&vwoidc=bebe62ce7b03e71e562c&unique=b0531&vwxide=2857823099.fbf461bffeb2420f18acf642856717fb&catalog=actionvillage&et=3e4b0c39&basket=5C80e188d80035683e4b03939c10dd0e188d8097866 d804d561ed43909cb088d5

[RTGuy86]

thansk i look forward to getting the box from you. ill leave you some good feedback. thanks alot.