who here is a monty python fan?

[Emagster]

Hey...I'm just wondering if anyone here is a Monty Python fan? I've loved them for like the past 4 years ever since I saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail...that is the greatest movie ever...hehe....they're soooo great....and funny...

[Schnitzel]

i can practically recite the movie.

the DVD is gr8.

[Cryer]

Blue!...no, Yellow!

[Emagster]

Originally posted by Schnitzel
i can practically recite the movie.

the DVD is gr8.


i CAN recite the whole movie. when we were watching it the other day my girlfriend had to shut me up because i would start reciting every part of it without even knowing i was. the black knight is the BEST part...that and castle antrax...and the bunny...and Tim the inchanter...and the beginning with the swallows and the frech and the flying cow and the witch..and and and...the entire movie...GOSH...i'm gunna go watch it again...hehe:D

[FalconGuy016]

/me loves

[paintbattler]

i love the knight part.......hahahaha

[Schnitzel]

i do think the movie is great, but, the series is better....my favorite being the Confuse-a-Cat Service.

[Devil]

memememememememememememe!

[Tunaman]

From one of the OLD shows....."I can't sell you insurance,..but I can offer you a Nude Lady!":D

[Miscue]

We are the knights who say ni!

[skife]

YOU SILLY ENGLISH KINNIGETS!!!

My friends kept reciting the holy grail, so i was like, dude i gatta get there, so i went out and bought it, If it were a tape it would be worn out heh.


You must fetch us another SHRUBBERY then, Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with.... A HERRING!!!

[Load SM5]

Some call me.......Tim?

[oldsoldier]

"always look on the bright side of life"...HAHAHA!!! those are all greats...BTW...that is from Life of Brian

[zvanut]

most definetly

[edweird]

Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

[FooTemps]

"It's a man life..."
lol

[davidb]

Sure... You guys can recite the whole movie... Talking along with it -

But could you bust out right now (I'll venture a guess that you're not watching it as you read) and sing the Knights of the Round Table song???

On second thought let's not go to Camelot... It is a silly place.

[edweird]

lets just say the "Sing along" portion of my Monty Python and the Holy Grail special edition DvD has seen the blessed glow of my dvd player countless times.......

http://www.pythonet.org/audio/grailwavs/notdead.wav

[battlegroup]

She turned me into a newt......................Well, I got better!

[beam]

... we dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spam a lot!

My favorite line from the Knights of the Round table song.


Half a bee, philisophically, must ipso-facto half not be.

hehe. I haven't listened or watched them for a long long time.

[AssassN]

woooo im home sick and my moms going to rent it now w00t w00t.

I got a cool sickness im just real dizzy so i can still eat, play internet, and watch TV but can't school.

[cheetah256]

yes!! flying circus is definitely better than holy grail. i love the "ministry of silly walks" :)

[AssassN]

WOOOHOOOOOO my mom forgot :mad:

[edweird]

well before I head to work... he is ya Monty Python sound of the day :P

http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/meaning-of-life/ra/07-piano.ra

[kevdupuis]

Spam, eggs and spam..........It's only got a little spam in it.

[Xerces]

life of brian > flying circus
blessed are the cheesemakers!
i think he means manufacturers of dairy producs in general :D

[lillfroboy]

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
man i love that movie, and my favorite episode from the flying ciecus is the retard olympics, and how to hide

[WARPED1]

"THERE ARE THOSE THAT CALL ME................TIM!"

[mikey101]

I came across this about Graham Chapman, and how twistedly funny these guys were and still are...

In June 1988 he became ill, and was diagnosed with cancer. He spent the next year in and out of the hospital. Discharging himself in September 1989, he filmed the 20th Anniversary Special with the Pythons, but on October 1, he was re admitted to hospital. On October 4, 1989, Graham Chapman died. Being the day before the 20th anniversary of Python, Terry Jones said, "That was the worst case of party-pooping I have ever come across."

[Mango]

I am a HUGE Monty Python fan!!! I have all of thier episodes on DVD too. :D My favorite skits are the Cheese Shop (totally underrated), The Twit Race, Scare a Cat and anything with the Spanish Inquisition!!! bwahahhhahaha

[boss_automager]

"what is your favorite color?"
"blue"
"wrong!"cast off bridge"





IT!IT!

[AllAmericanMag]

"No.....Time-To-Lose!" hehe, anyone remember that skit?

[El Gallo Negro]

OMG!!!!

I'm a huge Monthy Python Fan... as I read all your post all the scenes kept pooping in my mind I can basically sing the whole camelot song by heart, or repeat the knights of ni or any scene by heart....

Camelot!
Camelot!
Camelot!
It's only a model.
Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot!

We're knights of the round table.
We dance when e'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
clap clap clap clap
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.

Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

Right. Right.

Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel!

One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

Sorry.
And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. What are you doing now?!
I'm averting my eyes, O Lord.
Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now knock it off!
Yes, Lord.
Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
Good idea, O Lord!
'Course it's a good idea! Behold!
Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail. That is your purpose, Arthur... the quest for the Holy Grail.


Sorry for the waste of bandwidth but.... I just had too!!!!

I couldn't contain myself....

[Cope]

I love the dead parrot routine,among many others.

"This bird has ceased to exist".
"It is NO MORE".:D

[lilsnowpixie]

i have so many friends that use quote monty python and the holy grail and then laugh and quote some more. at that time i'd never seen it, so i was out of the loop and they always had to explain, which takes all the fun away. finally they made me watch it, and now i join in with them, that movie is hilarious

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by Cope
I love the dead parrot routine,among many others.

"This bird has ceased to exist".
"It is NO MORE".:D
"He has become an EX PARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[boss_automager]

the rabbit!the man eating rabbit!it wass so funny!

[skife]

Sharp pointy fangs *does fang thing with his fingers*
.... THE BONES!!! LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!

[Archangel Kid]

Omg.... ten bucks say's u all overlooked the part when Sir Lancealot came across the first knight to join his gang.... he is sitting there tieing a coconut to a swallow seeing if it could fly..... now y that is funny is because in the begining they are talking about how they got the coconuts and one example was well my the coconut was tied to the swallow.... then the whole weight ratio comes into play.... "IT's a question about WEIGHT RATIO, a 5 ounce BIRD CAN'T CARRY A 1 POUND COCONUT"... :) i love that moovie

[skife]

ten bucks says you over looked how many cats were beat/squished during the movie, Watch the camalot part a couple times and slow it down a cat gets squished its so funny, oh and the part your talking about listen to what the guys say about what floats in water, Somone says churches, and one of the guys there has shaving cream on I've watched the movie countless times

[WARPED1]

"Bring out your dead!"
"I feel fine."
"you're not foolin' anyone"
"I FEEL HAPPY!I FEEL HAPPY!I FEEL HAPP........"*THUD*

[davidb]

Archangel Kid and Skife, do you want to send me my ten bucks by check or money order?
Before the crowd comes to sir Bedivere, he is standing on the platform with a swallow tied to a coconut.
As for the cat, did you catch the scene in the plague village where the woman is beating it against the wall as if she is trying to get the dust out of it? Classic. :D

[Archangel Kid]

DAVID.... ur my hero.... ok well no ur not really :p... but ur the first person that i've talked about it to, that acctually noticed it WEEE.... o btw... ur checks in the mail... keep looking it should be there n e day now :D.... oh and yes i did notice the women beating the cat :)

[mikey101]

<a href="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Sounds/ping.wav">And uh, get the machine that goes PING!</a> heh

[FESTUS33]

Originally posted by Miscue
We are the knights who say ni!

"Bring Us A SHRUBEREEEEE!!!"

:D :eek: :D :p

[FESTUS33]

We are No Longer The Knight's Who Say Nee,
We Are Now the Knight's Who Say
IckyNickyBickyOckyNockyBockyBaSproing!!
:D :D :D :eek: :eek: :eek:

[FESTUS33]

And Now For Something Completely Different!;) ;)

Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Saynomore Saynomore:D :D

[SGTKennedy]

Well but you cant expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help Help Im being repressed.

[Sparq]

And now for something completely different...A man with three buttocks.

And now for something completely the same...A man with three buttocks.

[Smoke]

Originally posted by skife
Sharp pointy fangs *does fang thing with his fingers*
.... THE BONES!!! LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!

Death will come with big, nasty, pointy teeth!!!!

[magmonkey]

CRUCHY FROG !!!!!!!!!!

Eric the fish ...... you don't need a fish liscence

we are no longer the knights who say ni we are now the knights that say icky icky icky peton zoop vow zow ..... we require anoter shrubery

cut print GREAT (scott of the antartic)

python is great

[Doobie]

ALBATROSS...ALBATROSS!
(live at the holywood bowl)

[paintbattler]

Originally posted by Miscue
We are the knights who say ni! YES!!!!!!! that is soooooooo funny......LOLOLOL

[SlartyBartFast]

Does having the complete Monty Python's Flying Circus DVD collection count as being a fan?

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?


But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?


La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.


Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!


Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.


I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.


He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.

(From the Monty Python Signs CD)
I'd quote the Penis song or Sit on My Face, but THAT would get me banned.
:D