Tech crew questionaire

[BradAGD]

After meeting prospective techs in our travels, the present tech crew has come up with a few simple questions to help us pick a few good folks to join the ranks of tourney techs.

Please answer these questions and we might get back to you...

1. Do you have facial hair?
2. Do you think farts are funny?
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
8. Coke or Pepsi?
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
10. Dial or digital calipers?
11. Can you read a micrometer?
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
B. What's that smell?
C. What do I owe you?

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

Some of these questions have no "wrong" answer. We are just evaluating people, hoping to learn a bit more before we try to find techs.

Your cooperation is appriciated.

thanks

[magman007]

1. yes

2. hell yes

3. bout 20 or so, it really depends if thy are quality or not

4. hmmm.... cant really say.. lets just say really really far

5. Leatherman wave
- Chilean Corvo (curved knife for guttin people)
- Anything gerber
-agd super knife
- ginsu... i love the ginsu's

6. blue, its a custom products, its nice with its ball bearings and all

7.Geo caching, well thats the thing Rob does, its where you go find a site that some one has posted the co ordinates to, then once you find your treasure, if you decide to take it, you have to leve something of equal or lesser value. Its also how rob wrecked his truck!

8. Either or Pepsi will do fine

9. Sorry, cant say i do..

10. dial

11. no, but im willing to learn

12. yes, yes i do

13. strawberry, or the smores ones

14. Classic mag, Currently i cannot locate my number, its back home (USA)

15. A magelan something or other... its old, out dated etc...

16. Sparkliechick, RobAGD, Load sm5

17. ive beeten it, but olny after about 5 dollars in coins at the arcade

18. a. Are you sure about that?

b. thats uh.....*runs away*

c. nothing, but i am thirsty...

bonus question 1. sorry, i have to say i do not know

bonus 2. KAyle.. well does any one know what he "really does"?

ROB works at pevs fairfax paintball store, and enjoy's geocaching, and wallowing his life away in the chat room

ROD... cant say i know

BRAD. He works at a PB shop in texas, and is the creater of the SHO sniper


edited for spelling

[Duke Henry]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Does back hair count? If yes, then yes to both!

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Depends on the type of fart. Some are more funny than others.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
Before or after refunding?

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
I once insulted someone in chat, he was thousands of miles away, and didn't appreciate the pot shot.=

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
I could never narrow it down to 10, let alone 5.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Psychadelic

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
I don't understand GPS.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
It doesn't really matter when you shotgun 10 in a row. They still *result* in the same thing.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
I am grubby enough without having to get anything to compliment myself...

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital, that way I can leave them turned on and kill more batteries.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes, with my microglasses.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Does my keg count?

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Chocolate, dipped in Vodka.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
I rummaged through TK's garbage back in the 80's. I don't think the sandwich had a serial number.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I don't trust GPS. Palm's either. iPAQ's either. It is all in the "vault".

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
I can't tell which are real, and which are figments of my imagination.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Sony sucks.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. (Thanks)
B. What's that smell? (Thanks)
C. What do I owe you? (Thanks)

Bonus Questions:
Bonus questions suck.

[manike]

LMFAO :) Great stuff Brad.

[hitech]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Yes, doesn't everyone?
2. Do you think farts are funny?
Duh.
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
Not very many. :(
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
About 200 yards with a pump pellet gun (no kidding)
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
My gerber "leatherman" style tool and that oh so sharp skinning knife. What more do you need?
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Yoyo, I got your yoyo...
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
I financed my Geo.
8. Coke or Pepsi?
This one is going to kill me, coke....
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Nope.
10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial.
11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes, what's the big deal?
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
It certainly hold more!
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Blue berry, but smores is gain fast
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Don't have the serial number handy, but it was the first run of the Micro CA
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I have a Palm IIIxe with the Rand McNally GPS until for it.
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Capo, LoadSM5, Leapordhead
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Sorry, Unreal guy here. Did I tell you about my oldest son...
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:

A. You da man.
You got that right.
B. What's that smell?
You smell something?
C. What do I owe you?
Beer.

[Load SM5]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Occasionally although the shrub on my head more than makes up for it.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Hilarious, especially the squeeky ones.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
dozen or so

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
A 2"x4" chunk of boat anchor (not attached to boat) at around 100 yards with an AR-15 abot 6 years ago.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
WW2 Bayonet, Roman Spatha (ok that's a sword) My small tusty no-name lockblade, x-acto and steak knife (hmmmmm steak)

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
I'm between yo-yo's currently, I like silver or blue

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
It's geak speak for going number 2, too numerous to tell, once today already

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
ummmmm that's probably none of your damn business

10. Dial or digital calipers?
dial

11. Can you read a micrometer?
nope, I prefer the comic section.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
no, but to be fair, my head is abnormally huge,

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Frosted strawberry

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
classic mag, have no idea

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
The one that I paid extra for in my Toyota

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Sarah, Army.........Muzikman can be a little fishy sometimes. ;)

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
never played it but currently looking for a new game

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
I am indeed

B. What's that smell?
Your upper lip

C. What do I owe you?
buck fiddy

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
classic feed

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
no idea, works at Pevs where he carves aluminum with a dremel, we have a Rod? ;), no idea.

[sniper1rfa]

1. Do you have facial hair?

sorta, but it doesnt grow, it just stays there...

2. Do you think farts are funny?

indeed

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?

im weak, maybe 5.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?

10 seconds, it was a big needle that doc had...

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.

scalpel and Case folding knives.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?

blue with green sides

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?

:(

8. Coke or Pepsi?

depends, pepsi if im just casually drinking it, coke if im actually thirsty.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?

no

10. Dial or digital calipers?

definately dial, but i would take even vernier over digital. i dont like them

11. Can you read a micrometer?

yep.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?

a 2 liter has more volume than my head.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?

strawberry, no frosting

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?

classic mag, sn# CF38274

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?

guess and check

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".

Frymarker, omni, C_Mayhem :eek:

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?

beat it with the help of friends.

18.
A: damn right.
B: Next generation energy
C: how much you got?

Bonus:
1. Center Fire

[Kaiser Bob]

1. Do you have facial hair? Yes.

2. Do you think farts are funny? Depends on severity, some go way beyond the realm of humor.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting? 24 ish? Depends on quality and hotness

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise? not sure of the distance, but angling about 30 degrees up on a woods field

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Ka-bar and my Shrade tool, thats all.

6. What color is your primary yoyo? Clear fireball, to replace my lost fuschia yomega

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged? Using GPS to find caches people leave and post on a website, then signing the log, adding/removing items, or just posting on a website that you found it. No caches

8. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi Diet

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you? Yes. Grandfather

10. Dial or digital calipers? Digital

11. Can you read a micrometer? Ill get back to you on that... :)

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head? Have yet to find a cup that big in stores.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor? Brown sugar cinnamon

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? P/F 68 Automag forgot the number

15. What model of GPS do you use? n/a Palm device? Handspring visor deluxe (R.I.P)
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure". Capoeria, Havoc Online, Magman007

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"? third to last.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. Yes, I know.

B. What's that smell? Whoops, damn that indian food is potent, weee!

C. What do I owe you? Your soul.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for? Classic feed?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Rob works at pevs and is an IRC geek when he isnt geocaching or hiking, Brad works at paintball maxx, dont know Rod and have no clue what Kayle actually does :)

[jeffremiller]

those are fairly good... let's see:

1. Do you have facial hair?
Yes
2. Do you think farts are funny?
mostly... except in elevators
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
about a dozen or so
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
250m not a paintball.
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Gil Hibben anything...

6. It's multicolored. Wooden... none of that metal stuff.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
hidden things with GPS coordinates... just getting started with that. None thus far but I need EASY GPS loaded first.
8. Pepsi... Diet pepsi
9. no
10. Dial or digital calipers? Dial
11. Can you read a micrometer? Yes
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Yes.. several
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
I like the chocolate fudge ones...
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? it was a classic Don't remember the #
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Several palms... Garmin GPS V and a toshiba e740 Pocket PC
16. Capo, Load SM% and ***Name removed to protect the innocent *** But they know who they are
17.I work with computers... makes games rather worklike.
18.
A. You da man.
"Actually... I only work for da man"
B. What's that smell?
"It wasn't me"
C. What do I owe you?
"A sum to be determined at a later day."

Bonus Questions:
1. Classic Feed
2.Kayle is an electrician...and a bad influence. doesn't Brad work for Pev's? And Rob for PBMaxx?


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[yeahthatsme]

1. Do you have facial hair?
no
2. Do you think farts are funny?
depends on the fart and who let it go
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
how much soda comes with it?!?!?!?!
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
no comment...
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
i cant narrow it down past...oh i dunno.. the agd superknife is spiffy :D
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
if i could find it its orange
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
dunno...
8. Coke or Pepsi?
if it has caffeine its fine by me
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
umm....
10. Dial or digital calipers?
whatever....
11. Can you read a micrometer?
never even seen one..but i'm a fast learner
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
i have a big head...i'm still searching for a cup large enough...
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
strawberry
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
retro mag 319
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
dont have one yet..am looking for one though...
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
the fryermarker, army, spongebobsquarepants
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
dunno...
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
damn skippy
B. What's that smell?
jon
C. What do I owe you?
how much you got?

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

[nippinout]

1. Do you have facial hair?
When it grows out, I look dirty. Hobo dirty.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Joke:

Q- Why do farts smell?

A- So deaf people can enjoy them too.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?

33 in one sitting at Hooters. You have to eat a lot to stay a while. You go for the food, but stay for the scenery. :)

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?

hmm... Once got a tetanus shot that really hurt.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.

1)SOG Trident

http://www.sogknives.com/Images/fixedimages/trident.jpg

2)SOG Seal Knife 2000
3)Miracle Blade III Perfection Series 'Rock n Chop'
4)Schrade Multi-tool
5)Generic bowie knife 'Silent Death'

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
red, haven't played with it in years

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
You fing stuff with GPS. Haven't done it.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke... with Captain Morgan :)

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
eh?

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial. I can tick marks.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
If it's working.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
64 oz. cup from gas station named, "Kum n Go" Yes, Kum.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Smore

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
RT Pro. Still have to register it...

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I use a compass instead of GPS and a pencil and paper for palm device. :)

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Female-Capo
Male-Tom
Aren't quite sure- me

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Beat it, beat the second one too.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. "Please don't pat my butt."
B. What's that smell? "Sorry."
C. What do I owe you? "A smile and $5"

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Classic feed, eh?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Mostly girls. Mostly.

[joeyjoe367]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Since I was in 6th grade

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Depends on who it's commin' out of.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
All of them.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
I shot a rifle about 900 meters once. I confirmed that I shot, because the bullet wasn't in the casing anymore. Did I hit something? yeah, the ground.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Rambo-survival knive, superknive, kabar, cutco, henkel

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Lost it while doing a "loop-the-loop" and it snapped the string sending it somewhere across the bus stop.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
No.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke. What does drugs have to do with a carbonated beverage anyway?

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Yes, my mother gave it to me. (what's a grubby?)

10. Dial or digital calipers?
There's 2 kinds?

11. Can you read a micrometer?
no. it's too small.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Yes... but I have a very small head, does that 'still count?

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
S'mores, but it would be bacon if they made that flavor.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Dunno.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I have a handspring visor. Do I use it? no.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Capo, Potato boy and spongebobsquarepants

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Beat it at gameworks.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. kthx
B. What's that smell? your upper lip.
C. What do I owe you? How much do you have in your wallet?

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Who cares?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

Motivational speakers living out of a van down by the river.

[BlackVCG]

1. No facial hair. That's the one requirement you guys are never going to get me on. :)

2. Only when Kayle does it. Because if I don't laugh, he'll make me laugh.

3. What are hot wings?

4. 500 yds. M1-Garand.

5. Kershaw - My Kershaw Knife - All other Kershaw Knives - Any Kershaw Rob can't figure out how to open - Expensive Kershaws

6. I work on guns at the booth instead of playing with my yo-yo.

7. Look for tupperware containers in the forest. About 4-5.

8. Whatever is available. Just not Diet, because Tom will beat me up if I take the diet.

9. Yes I do. Rob gave it to me at IAO 2002.

10. Dial. Digital are for people that can't read Dial.

11. Yes.

12. No, I just take sips from Rob's when he isn't looking.

13. Pop Tarts are gross. Hotel Donuts are better.

14. MM12810

15. No GPS. Kayle and Rob take care of that.

16. Capoeria, KayleAGD, BradAGD when he has pigtails.

17. I don't play video games.

18. A) Yep.

B) Kayle.

C) Don't worry about it.

Bonus-

1. Even Tom doesn't know.

2. Kayle = Electrician, first and last guy to kiss BlackVCG

Rob = Uber-Geek, supposedly works at a paintball store and owner of the coolest Chevy Celebrity Wagon on the face of the earth.

Brad = Mr. U-Turn and Paintball Maxx employee/owner/customer that never leaves

[BradAGD]

Black,
That's Captain U-Turn to you.

Thanks for all the posts. We are looking it over and hope to make a decision someday in the future...

[Potatoboy]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Why yes... Yes I do.
2. Do you think farts are funny?
Yep.
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
approx 25.
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
bad at estimating long distances... 100 ft?
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
No preferences as long as they cut things.
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
I think I own a black yoyo, but i suck and don't know where it is.
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
Caching is hunting for crap for the sole purpose of signing it and writing your name. 1.
8. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke.
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
No :(
10. Dial or digital calipers?
Own Dial, like digital, haven't gotten one yet.
11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yep.
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Yes, Extreme Gulp
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
frosted cherry
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
RTP00170
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Use a friends Garmin, not sure of the model
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Sarah, Muzikman, FooTemps
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
I forget!
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
B. What's that smell?
C. What do I owe you?
I've heard that somewhere before.
*sniff* What smell?
Your first and second born child, a gallon of BBQ sauce, and a bag of coals.... or nothing.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Carbon Fiber?
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Electrician, Manager of Pev's Paintball, dunno, Manager(?) or Paintball Maxx

[cphilip]

Coke, but yes to all the rest...

[Muzikman]

Ok, first off, I saw this list when it was hand written on a napkin, and I got a little insight on some of the answers, so, I guess I'm out

1. Do you have facial hair?
-Yes

2. Do you think farts are funny?
-Yes, unless it's Wyn leaving them

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
-Dozen

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
-A squirrel at about 10ft (big poof of fur)

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
1 - Victorinox Swiss Army Champ
2 - Boker "Steller" Titanium Lockback
3 - Boker "Orion"
4 - Gerber "River Shorty"
5 - Un-named Butterfly
Plus numerous other styles and brings.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
-I still have a Green Duncan from when I was a kid, does that count?

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
-The searching for hidden caches (virtual or otherwise) with the aid of a GPS system. Only about 15 found, but have been doing it for over 2 years now.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
-Coke

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
-Nope, don't own one.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
-Dial - Cause that's what I have.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
-Yes sir, I can

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
-Yep, a giant Porter Cable thermal mug.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
-Any, but has to be cold

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
-It was an Automag, don't know the serial number right now, but it was bought in 93.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
-Garmin Etrex Summit, Garmin Etrex Vista and a Sony Clie and a Palm III (not used any more).

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
-Cphilip, FryMaker, LoadSM5

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
-Sorry, not a big one on games unless I am playing against someone I can yell at.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
-No, you da man...

B. What's that smell?
-The bathroom after Thordic gets done in there (It's a Shatner thing, you wouldn't understand)

C. What do I owe you?
-No one owns me anything

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
-Who knows???

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

-Kayle - Electrician for some company based out of Canada (Montreal)
-Rob - Works at one of the Pev's paintball stores
-Brad - Works at Paintball Maxx in Houston, TX (The REAL Paintball Maxx) and also the creator of the kick A$$ SHO.


Welp, that about does it;)

Edited for spelling.

[cphilip]

...this is a trick. No true tech would bother to answer all these questions. Mostly they just wanna know where the nearest titty bar is...

[banzaimf]

1. Do you have facial hair?
I like to think so, but I'm asain and it's pretty sparse (but I got the german unibrow, how does that work)

2. Do you think farts are funny?
I laugh in the face of scattological humor

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
uhm, a bunch

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
250 yds, dead on bullseye

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Knives? Why bother?
http://www.armour.com/2000/catalog/item034.html
http://www.darkwoodarmory.com/double3.htm
http://www.phoenixmetalcreations.com/bastard_swords.html



6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Red, fireball

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
stashing crap according to gps coordinates and playing hide and seek with it. None

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke is better when you run out of ice

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
yes

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
strawberry

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Minimag 1321, used it saturday. Still my favorite gun

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Garmin Etrex, Ipaq 1910

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
gripgurl, agd, shartley, no man can nag that much can he? :D


17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
uhhhh, the train

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
as well your mom

B. What's that smell?
last nights taco

C. What do I owe you?
a whole lotta love (sung)

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Constant Feed?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Students and geeks?

[halB]

1) no :(
2) only if they dont smell too bad
3) 20-30, no, i am not emphasizing
4) that tetanus shot
5) machete (fun for hacking), sabers, broadswords (always good for the upper body), rapiers, samurai swords (god i want one so bad) oh u mean lil knives?? whats the point of those?
6) red, my first one was pink... IT WAS A PARTY FAVOR
7)geocaching is finding things with gps trackers, havent got any (see 15)
8) coke, all other beverages are inferior
9)no
10) i should say dial, but digital is so much easier to read, no guessing when its slightly in between
11) who cant? (my first exp with a micrometer was a while ago where a field owner showed me the sizes of different paints :))
12) steel tankard
13) poptarts suck
14) never owned one, im sorry
15) dont have one :( old handspring visor (8 mbytes grayscale was high end, ok it was mid end)
16) cap, AGD, cphillip :) im gonna get banned arent i?
17) beat that shiznittle bop, gameworks had a bug in the system, all shooting games were free, 5th place
18) damn straight
i think it was that french guy
well, i could say it, but then id be banned
1) centerfeed, everyone else guessed classic, so whatever. i know its wrong, but whatever
2) they have no life outside of automags.org

[Python14]

1. Do you have facial hair?

From time to time.

2. Do you think farts are funny?

Painfully funny.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one
setting?

A dozen. No more or else I'll get heartburn about the casba, no less or else I don't feel full.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?

300 yards

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.

Gerber Gator, I don't need anything besides it.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?

Red and black

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
?

8. Coke or Pepsi?

COKE

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
?

10. Dial or digital calipers?

Dial. But I usually use digital because I have a habit of seeing things.

11. Can you read a micrometer?

Yes

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?

Yes, several

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?

Strawberry

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?

An AGD asa, it didnt have a serial number

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?

I don't get lost.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".

Sarah is a girl.
Potatoboy is not.
I am all knowing, I'm never "aren't quite sure"...but I've always questioned lilsnowpixies sex

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?

I don't know. I only play Syphon Filter and Half-life these days

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man-Damn straight
B. What's that smell?-It's you
C. What do I owe you?-You're life and some of your breakfast

Bonus Questions:

1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?

Good question. Glad it was a bonus question.

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

Make pinatas

[Havoc_online]

(the true tech would be able to work on more guns/warps through out a 3day event than Kayle and Brad put together ;) :p :cool: ) (PLUS sell a bunch of stuff:o )

[wimag]

1. Do you have facial hair?
nope, firedepartment wont allow it

2. Do you think farts are funny?
of course, the worse the funnier

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
dont worry you can have my share tubby.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
Three feet

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
leatherman, buck. Ginsu, exacto.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
when it gets dug out of the dump from when i was 5 i will edit and let you know

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i can skip a stone on water multiple times

8. Coke or Pepsi?
with rum either of em will work

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Did i tell you about my stone skipping accomplishments

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial
11. Can you read a micrometer?
of course

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
duh
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
strawberry, fudge is close second

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
powerfed. cant recall

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
dont need no stinkin GPS. I use a little notepad with spirals if i cant remember their number they are not worth calling. same for appointments

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Frymaker / BlackVCG / Shartley

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
uhhhhh, the seizures the seizures
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:

A. You da man.
(f-ing A dude)
B. What's that smell?
Point to someone else
C. What do I owe you?
Depends on gender but a subtle look at the crotch works for me.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Classic Feed
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Who are these people you speak of.

[wyn1370]

I think I'm automatically disqualified from this one
besides I'd rather sit around and harass the real ones anyway.

and just for the record I don't smell THAT bad, I just make an effort to around you guys

[Creative Mayhem]

Originally posted by wyn1370
I think I'm automatically disqualified from this one
besides I'd rather sit around and harass the real ones anyway.

and just for the record I don't smell THAT bad, I just make an effort to around you guys

Wyn, when you make the effort... wow you do a damn good job. If nothing else, Wyn knows what a grubby and a f*****r is.. :eek: BTW did you leave your boots for the maids at the Skydome? if you did, I'm going to have to watch the news for homicides by poisonous gasses! :D

CM

[MantisMag]

Originally posted by cphilip
...this is a trick. No true tech would bother to answer all these questions. Mostly they just wanna know where the nearest titty bar is...

i barely got through reading all that, never mind the responses. now follow me. ;)

[Smoken]

1. Do you have facial hair?
No
2. Do you think farts are funny?
Yes
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
Not too many, 4 or 5
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
50 yds. (.22 onto a half dollar)
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
CRKT KISS, CRKT SR*** (not sure the number), Spyderco "Q", Gerber EZ-Out, anything Benchmade
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Blue
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
No clue.
8. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi when directly from the can, otherwise Coke.
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
I don't think so.
10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital (Dial works too though)
11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
At the age of 18, not yet
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Strawberry (frosted)
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
MiniMag, no longer have the valve as I traded it in to Go ReTro
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
None
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Capo, DirtyBunny, LoadSM5 ;) (it the hair)
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Dunno, but I've sure spent alot of money on that game in the arcade.
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
Yep.
B. What's that smell?
(Point to the guy that just walked by.)
C. What do I owe you?
An X-Mag. J/k, nothing.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
"classic feed"
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Rob works at a paintball store, that's all I know.

[hitech]

Originally posted by Muzikman
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
-Any, but has to be cold


You da man! ;)

[halB]

Originally posted by Havoc_online
(PLUS sell a bunch of stuff:o )

i could sell sex to a prostitute

[manike]

1. Do you have facial hair?

Not on any of my girlfriends, no.

2. Do you think farts are funny?

Only when I make them, and you can't escape from them...

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?

20 and up

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?

About 2 feet. Apparently it stings if you get it in the eye. :confused:

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.

Any 5 that are bigger than yours. Or that Rob has cos we don't get the cool gadgets/tools over here :(

6. What color is your primary yoyo?

Brushed aluminium. ;)

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?

Trapsing around the outback getting excited about other people's trash... Does 'logging' them have a whole different meaning here?

8. Coke or Pepsi?

I find the bubbles in pepsi tickle my nose too much when I snort it.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?

I find the clinic gets rid of any of those kinds of 'unwanted guests'....

10. Dial or digital calipers?

Which ever I can 'borrow' from the other techs. You mean I need my own tools? darn....

11. Can you read a micrometer?

Yes, but over here we don't have to worry about measuring such small things... no wonder American women can't park considering what you guys have been telling them is 'six inches' for so long....

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?

No we don't have to because our drinks aren't 90% ice. We actually get drink in our cups.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?

Tough call between Brittney and Christina Aguilera... There are some new pop tarts over here called 'Girls Aloud' which look quite tasty...

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?

I had a reg system engraved prototype? What's a serial number?

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?

Geodyssey road pilot. http://www.morpheous.com/roadpilot/roadpilot.asp It's number one function is for telling me where speed traps are :D (no joke there...) Oh and an Ipaq.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".

Cphilip, Cphilip, Cphilip (hence answer to first two questions...)

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?

Been there done that. Cost me a fortune in the arcade. It's the one reason I would buy a PS. Oh and of course I use my second finger on the trigger.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.

Glad you can notice... what with all these long haired women type folk around, sometimes you just can't be sure...

B. What's that smell?

Yeah we can smell Wyn from this side of the pond also.

C. What do I owe you?

Beer/Gun parts/Sexual favours (depending on which tech is asking...) actually that list is just from Kayle and his lovely lady ;)

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?

I thought we weren't allowed to cuss here? I also know what SFL and FGP stand for :D

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

Well they don't work, that's for sure...

"Some of these questions have no "wrong" answer. We are just evaluating people, hoping to learn a bit more before we try to find techs."

Ahh.... in that case I don't know nuffin guv'ner. What's a mag?

I don't envy your teching jobs (too much like hard work ;) ), although we do have a lot of fun and I miss you guys when not in the USA.

P.S. Does Rob want to install some level 10's for me?

[Aliens-8-MyDad]

no one knows RodAGD? its cool casue i met him in person and he showed me his plaques... he is cool and definatly a mag supporter, he owns a feild called Hit and run paintball in Mansfeild they rent mags... i dont feel like answein all those questions but i work on all my friends guns and i know mags inside and out. i think i was able to rebuild my classic in 20 min (replace all o-rings and oil) and im getting prety good with my e-mag. i love to work on things so elect me as class president.

[Muzikman]

Wait? Rob owns a field??? Since when?

[BradAGD]

Rod owns the field, not Rob. R-O-D not R-O-B.

[hitech]

Originally posted by manike
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?

Tough call between Brittney and Christina Aguilera... There are some new pop tarts over here called 'Girls Aloud' which look quite tasty...


ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I'm with ya there...

[cphilip]

Seems my sexuality is being questioned alot here. Next meet I gonna have to "whoop it out" and prove some things...

On and someone bring that Micrometer... ;) :D

[nippinout]

What about a yard stick? ;)

[manike]

Originally posted by nippinout
What about a yard stick? ;)

We aren't looking to measure his height :D :D :D

[wyn1370]

Originally posted by manike
[B]B. What's that smell?

Yeah we can smell Wyn from this side of the pond also.
just for that, I'm gonna send some socks home with you next time your around

and yes CM I did leave my boots

[manike]

Originally posted by wyn1370
just for that, I'm gonna send some socks home with you next time your around

Maybe we could put them in one of my loaders... but I'd worry about them melting the plastic...


Originally posted by wyn1370
and yes CM I did leave my boots

Was that a cunning plan in the 'first strike' using chemical warfare against Canada?

What's that all aboot, eh? ;)

[cphilip]

Originally posted by manike


We aren't looking to measure his height :D :D :D

HEHEHE... he just fed that one right to you didn't he? Wow your lucky day! LOL!!!!:D

[manike]

Originally posted by cphilip
HEHEHE... he just fed that one right to you didn't he? Wow your lucky day! LOL!!!!:D

I must admit that one was a bit of a gift... You can see from the times how quickly it got jumped on...

I think he was actually trying to flatter you but set it up perfectly for me. :)

Can't wait to make it to the states again, just been trying to sort out my next trip :)

[cphilip]

Hard to find a good straight man these days and one so perfect with no rehersal too. The timing was impecable! Once in a lifetime moment that was! ;) :cool:

Looking forward to seeing you and let me know when and where I try and be there!

[Muzikman]

Originally posted by BradAGD
Rod owns the field, not Rob. R-O-D not R-O-B.

Ok, Rob, Rod, close enough;)

[Jerhew]

[b]1. Do you have facial hair?
yep

2. Do you think farts are funny?
sometimes

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
I live in Buffalo...nuff said

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
about 8oz of Jack...

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Gerber multi-plier(anything Gerber for that matter), miracle blade 3, sog multitool, spiderco, those sweet paratrooper knives(dunno who makes em

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
It's a red duncan butterfly

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
poop

8. Coke or Pepsi?
dr. pepper

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
it's a secret

10. Dial or digital calipers?
dial

11. Can you read a micrometer?
i learnt in metal shop in high school...but what techs ever measure stuff? :D

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
no comment

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
mmm chocolate

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
classic mag, have no idea

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
as with measuring stuff...i feel no need to know where i am either...

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Clare, Tom, and sometimes i question what kind of man i am...if that counts..

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
never played that...but i rock in any atari game...

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
if I'm the man...who's he?(pointing to an inanimate object

B. What's that smell?
the sweet smell of victory

C. What do I owe you?
you first unborn child

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
classic feed?

[cledford]

1. Do you have facial hair?

Of course.

2. Do you think farts are funny?

Of course, my significant other will vouch for it. She has to kick me under the table in restaurants and while at other public places... A well placed SBD (like in the car during a downpour) is a great way to have some fun...

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?

Usually a basket of 10 torrid zone (second hottest) for actually dining pleasure. (must be accompanied by a pitcher of Dos Equis Amber) I'll eat the flat-liners (the hottest) to win friends and influence people - or to impress the ladies.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?

about 18 inches above the top of the headboard... (easily confirmed - it hit the wall)

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.

My custom Earnest Emerson CQC-6 (My baby the first, best, tactical folder - EVER.)
The Emererson Karambit
Greg Lightfoot Magnum
The classic K-bar
The Ken Onion/Kershaw Whirlwind - non-serrated (Ok, it's a production, but it's just plain fun)

I could go on but you said 5...

6. What color is your primary yoyo?

Clear, ball bearing model

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?

Rob's past time :) It is like letterboxing only with GPS assistance. I enjoy land navigation but have not gotten into geocaching yet. I think the maps you guys get printed and laminated are awesome! (Saw them at IAO)

8. Coke or Pepsi?

Pepsi

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?

I hope not, if I do I'll kill 'da b-ei-ei-ich.

10. Dial or digital calipers?

Mitutoyo digital

11. Can you read a micrometer?

Yes.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?

I've heard it compared to a coke can before - so yes...

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?

S'more and strawberry, I like to switch them up...

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?

Automag. Don't remember sn. Decided to not keep track afterwards. It was circa 1995.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?

Garman 2+ (old school) and palm 5x.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".

Clare, tunaman, skirts

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?

Finished that back when I was cop. My partner and I would hang out at the mall (on duty) and stuff the machine full of quarters... Don't have PS, Xbox rocks! (Ghost recon game-tag = silvergrayfox)

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:

A. You da man.

"No, you da man."

B. What's that smell?

"Must be the damn dog again."

C. What do I owe you?

"Don't play baby games with me, you don't owe me"

Bonus Questions:

1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?

Don't know.

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

Rob claims to work at Pevs - I think he's only there to separate me from my hard earned income ;) Brad has his own airsmithing business. Met Kayle at IAO and hung out. Forgot his "day-job." Hey what about BlackVCG?

[AutomagRT1483]

1.) In the process of growing it out again.
2.) Yes
3.) about 15
4.) somewhere around 120 yards
5.) Only 2: Ginsu and the AGD Superknife
6.) Red
7.) Got me, but I'd like to find out
8.) Both
9.)As far as I know, I do not own a Grubby
10.) Digital
11.) Nope, but I want to learn
12.) Why yes I do, 76oz from 7-11!
13.) Strawberry
14.) RT Pro #00291
15.) I have GPS in my cell phone. does that count?
16.) Capo, AGD, Automagfreek;)
17.) never played it
18.)A. Yes I am!
B. Ooops, sorry bout that...
C. You owe me your life, your soul, and all your paintball equipment:D

Bonus:
1.) I honestly don't know
2.) Does it look like I'm a stalker???

[oldsoldier]

Ok, not really looking for a "tech" job, so to speak, but wanna answer anyway.
1)only in between shaves :)
2)of course! especially in enclosed areas
3)Till I am done. Never really counted...
4)450yds with my savage .308
5)benchmade mel pardue tanto point (no better blade
Ka bar
spyderco skeleton frame seetated
WWI knuckle knife (heh, nothing like hitting AND stabbing someone)
Sykes Fairbairn commando stiletto (the original one, with the handle hollowed out for the cyanide capsule)
6)dont have one
7)ooh....fun. Just recently started again, havent logged any yet due to massive amounts of snow here
8)coke
9) NO
10)what the hell is a caliper?!?!?
11)Sure....:rolleyes:
12)hehehe, thats my hiking mug!
13)S'Mores!!!
14)Automag, but NO clue what the SN was
15)Garmin etrex
16)TDS, Thordic, yeahthatsme
17)hm..I really dont remember, but that game is fun!!!
18)
A: I am THE man
B: Nevermind!
C: Your life
Bonus: classic feed
nothing, nothing, nothing, and nothing :D

[Gecko]

1. Do you have facial hair?
depends if i'm remmbered to charge my razor.....
2. Do you think farts are funny?
whats not funny about them?
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
current record is at 35 may try and break it this fri
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
50 yards, waterballon, blunt trauma to a running target (waterballon launcher)
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
CRKT KISS
Spyderco Cricket
Spyderco Walker Lightweight
Gerber Multi Tool (only cause it's red)
Shrade Cliphanger (First real knife sniffle sniffle)
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Red, blood red
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
Hiding things in the woods, finding it and getting a special surprise. Need to find a sucker that has a gps before i start looking for them
8. Coke or Pepsi?
There is other fluids besides MD?
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Sadly i am lacking in grubby
10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital, i'm lazy as heck
11. Can you read a micrometer?
How much have i had to drink? In most cases yes
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Does tom walk on water? of course
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Marshmellow smores
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Emag 639
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Sony Clie t-415
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Frymarker, Old Soldier, Gunga
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
beat it (birthday party for my cousin, free tokens, people look at you funny when you mutter about adding trigger stops to the gun)
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
Whats your name again?
B. What's that smell?
Elf farts
C. What do I owe you?
Teeth, i'm making a necklace

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Capitalism forever?
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
there is life outside of paintball?

[Gunga]

Originally posted by Gecko
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".

Frymarker, Old Soldier, Gunga

I'll be sure to remember that when you send in your gun for work!!! :p

[Gecko]

ummm the serial number on my emag is umm 638 not 639 as previously reported
:D

[ShooterJM]

Oh yeah, here we go


1. Do you have facial hair?
Yep
2. Do you think farts are funny?
Depending on the situtation, heck yeah.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
say 23

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
Paintball: about 75 yards (pure luck)
Non paintball A: Knife 15 ft into a 1 inch rope
Non paintball B: 100yds .22 rifle, a clothespin.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Tanto blade SOG, swiss army victornox (1st ever), old folder from my late grandpa, Diving knife that I've balanced, and most Gerber products.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Black

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
unfortunately haven't done it yet, sounds pretty sweet though. Suitemates did in school.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Negative

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes, as long as it's a pre-bar evening

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Yep

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
cinnimon

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? First AGD product was my current mag.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Um....negative...I have an avalanche beacon though.
A palm and a novatel

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure". Graycie, dre1919, transman..... just the name throws me off

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
beat it and time crisis 2. Hehehe lots of beer and people saying, why is he shooting with the gun up near his face like that.....

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. yeah
B. What's that smell? him
C. What do I owe you? probably not appropriate for the forum :D

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Depending on my mood Classic Feed or CO2?!? *explitve deleted*
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Couldn't say




Gotta tell ya, I was laughin like crazy reading cledford and manike's :D

[Shane-O-Mac]

1. Do you have facial hair? nope, my GF likes a smooth shave
2. Do you think farts are funny?
always funny, except in strip clubs
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting? 12-36, depends on how long i have been stuck at the tech table
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise? i wrote a letter to jenna jameson once......
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives. good ole'buck folder, gerber kitchen knives, gerber cool tool, kershaw river knife, and the highlander sword
6. What color is your primary yoyo?
neon green butterfly from 1979
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged? i had a 4 wheel drive truck and i drove over a geo once
8. Coke or Pepsi? pepsi...but dr pepper is way better
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you? whafa?
10. Dial or digital calipers? digital, cuz its faster to read
11. Can you read a micrometer? yup.....do i have too?
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head? nope, makes me getup to pee to much
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor? strawberry unfrosted
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? micro ca2 no serial number that i knew of
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device? nope, nope, would prolly throw it out the window
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure". capo, manike, agdjon
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"? finished it, but it cost like $10
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man: tell me something i dont know
B. What's that smell? hehehehehehe
C. What do I owe you? you really dont want to ask that question

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for? dunno, is it important?
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD. as little as possible.

well, do i get the job?.....lol
Shane-O

[The Frymarker]

Okay do females qualify? Is this an EOE?





1. Do you have facial hair?
Never had it never liked it.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Well ladies don't fart they fluff....as grandma would say, do I find them funny I guess I would when instead of hearing the birds waking you up and greeting you I hear the sounds of flatulence "Good Morning"

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
20

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
Well it lasted an hour and a bottle of Malibu Rum



5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Butter,steak,xacto,swiss army, homemade survival from a lawnmower blade.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Well that's easy my Tron glow in the Dark hologram.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
I've cached enough geo's to make your head spin

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Definitely Pepsi, Coke makes me cry when I drink it to fast.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
I know a lot of grubbies but I don't like to say "I own them"

10. Dial or digital calipers?
I would have to say dial, the manual way!

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes microscopically.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
I'd have to say definitely yes, I have a small noggin.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
I like Manike's answer for this hehe, but I'd have to say apple cinnamon

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
A valve gfx000147

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
A fish finder. Palm Device that's a good one! I'm a girl not a guy.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Me, Tom and SprayingMango in AGD Ladies wear

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
When I know I'll let you know

A. You da man.
I guess for right now

B. What's that smell?
Ahh the smell of victory, me kicking your arse

C. What do I owe you?
Ahhh nothing

1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Can't find

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.

They were the original Beetles, but then Ringo left. The band broke up and now they live desolate lives.

How did I do?

[NiteWolf1138]

1. Yes
2. Depends
3. 5
4. 20 yards... damn trees keep getting in the way
5. Spyderco
Buck
Whatever
6. don't have time for yoyo
7. it's treasure hunting for geeks, at least 5
8. Dr. Pepper
9. ?
10. Dial
11. given enough time
12. several
13. smores
14. PF 68Automag #CF09485 - still in use
15. Magellan MAP 330
16. postitnote, AGD, most everyone else
17. TC?? bah, I play Resident Evil (big fan of B horror movies)

18A. *grins evily*
18B. Smell??? I live by my sense of smell, the air is clean, the air is fragrent, AND NONE MAY PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!
18C. Don't 'owe' my nuttin,,, but I am open to donations.


Bonus 1. dunno
Bunus 2. theres 'living' outside of AGD???


NiteWolf1138

[wyn1370]

Originally posted by NiteWolf1138
18B. Smell??? I live by my sense of smell, the air is clean, the air is fragrent, AND NONE MAY PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!
hahahaha Labyrinth rules

[Patron God of Pirates]

1. Do you have facial hair?
My Ex-Girlfriend liked it, so I symbolically shaved it off

2. Do you think farts are funny?
No. You'd be hard pressed to find a gastric function that does not gross me out.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
0. My diet consists of almost entirely breakfast foods and I won't eat anything still attached to the bone.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
12 ft. I'm a real "whites of their eyes" kind of guy". J/K, I once had a "Magic paintball hit someone at about 60 ft out through heavy foliage, in the crotch.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
I have a small knife phobia related to me cutting the end of my left pointer off at a young age. Consequently, my favorite knives are dull ones, followed by fake ones.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
I had a Yo-Yo gifted to me by a client. It was a funny gift so I kept it. It's my only Yo-Yo.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
I don't know, and none..... I think.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
89¢ 2 Liter Quick Check knock off cola.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
No.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital, less work.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Nope, but I should.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Strawberry.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
RTPro RTP00899


15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
None. I tend to know my location on the globe.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Capo, 1stdeadeye, Thordic

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
What a terrible game.

A. You da man.
And you are a perceptive individual.

B. What's that smell?
Nate

C. What do I owe you?
I've lost track

1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Center Feed?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
I understand they are all Pimps and Hustlers.

[cledford]

Originally posted by cledford


12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
[/B]

You know I couldn't figure this one out - until I remembered Rob's 7-11 cup that holds an ungodly amount of fluid...

-Calvin

[NiteWolf1138]

Originally posted by wyn1370

hahahaha Labyrinth rules

:D

NiteWolf1138

[MantisMag]

figured i've procrastinated on filling this out long enough.

1. Do you have facial hair?
what time did i got to bed last night? what time did i get up this morning/afternoon? while we're at it what day is it?

2. Do you think farts are funny?
depends. if i'm the one that farted and it smells real bad then yes. if someone else did it then only if i can't smell it and someone else can or if it was a wet one.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
who's buying?

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
paintball: gogged a guy about 60' away who was completely behind his bunker. it was windy. ;)
otherwise: about 3' left quite a mess.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
it's not the knife that's special. it's who, i mean what, you've cut with it.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
invisible.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
geocaching is like hunting for pirate treasure. except there's no map, no X, and no gold.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
coke. rum and pepsi just doesn't taste right.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
i own all you grubby bastards. mandate from heaven.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
whatever i can steal from the other techs.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
yes i'm fluent in micromet.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
does it count if it's not a cup? what if i don't use it for drinking?

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
christina aguilera. that girl is a tart and a half.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
who's AGD? Assosciation of Gynecological Doctors? i'd have to say the stirrups. not sure of the serial number.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
windows. General Protection Service right? yup i get all the GPF's i need right from windows. i use my right palm. no devices except perhaps for a lubricant.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
capoeira, AGDJon, mantismag

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
director of crisis management: time division

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
only since 2 years ago...

B. What's that smell?
it's probably you.

C. What do I owe you?
your first-born daughter.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
i didn't think we were allowed to talk about that here.

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
you mean they're allowed outside? considering 'AGD' is appended to their names i don't think they're ever going to escape.

[BradAGD]

Guess we should post answers there, so here you go

1. Do you have facial hair?
Yeap, cool goatee

2. Do you think farts are funny?
hell yeah, especially when Kayle asks "was that YOU?"

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
12 or so. I'm a lightweight in the wing eating area

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
paintball...about 80 yards, one shot. Otherwise...200 AR15

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
SpyderCo Spyderench
Victorinox Swiss Champ
Any Strider knife .Strider Knives (http://www.striderknives.com/)
Leatherman Juice
Eight Dollar Mountain Foundry, I've got the third one down.EDMF Knives (http://www.edmfknives.com/page3.html)

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
A red Reactor and a black Chain Reactor from CP

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
14 so far

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke, nectar of the Gods.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
yeap, Sparky (original one) and Rob (replacement)

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Digital, 'cause their cooler

11. Can you read a micrometer?
yeap

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Yes, but it's just too big to use.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Brown sugar and cinnamon

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Power feed mag, don't have the serial number but that got traded for CF11472

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Garmin Rino and GPSIII, Handspring Visor Prism

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Capo, Me, KayleAGD...he kissed BlackVCG and has that "look" in his eye too much.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Beat it...in 3 states

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
As long as I'm not the woman, it makes my hiney hurt
B. What's that smell? KayleAGD, he had hot wings last night
C. What do I owe you? Nothing but I could go for a coke with lots of ice...

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?It's true nobody really knows but it's fun to think about.

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD
I work at Paintball Maxx in Houston building guns.

And now here's Kayles answers...
1. Do you have facial hair? yes
2. Do you think farts are funny? yes
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting? 20
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise? 475 yards
(live groundhog) 243 mauser , 800m (b21x target kill zone) barrett 82a1
light .50
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives. leatherman wave, steak knife, v-nox
tinker, u.s. issue bayonet, benchmade automatic.
6. What color is your primary yoyo? blue c/p mag.
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged? 16
8. Coke or Pepsi? pepsi
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you? yes- sparky
10. Dial or digital calipers? dial, (tom won't borrow them)
11. Can you read a micrometer? yes
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head? yes, mt. dew
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor? brown sugar
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? automaf
cf00214
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device? garmin gpsV, palmVx
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't
quite sure". capo, AGD, AGDjon
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"? finished it with
Brad AGD
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. Good thing , Ya know how hard it is to find high heels in
14
B. What's that smell? wasn't me ...
C. What do I owe you? $20.00 or a dumb look......thanks !

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD. I work for Alcan Ingot as a maintenance electrician..


Enjoy

[Muzikman]

I think you need a question in there about soldering;)

[cphilip]

hehe... in Honor of BradAGD's Birthday I thought I might just dig up this old post.

A Classic


:D

[spazzed]

hahaha, classic! Good call Phil ;)

[BradAGD]

Thanks for upping it phil! I had to go back and reread them all.

Some fun times with AGD. This month marks my ten year milestone with the company. Ten years, 80 or so events and about a billion guns fixed later, I wouldn't change a thing.

Miss you Ron!

[RRfireblade]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Uh huh,sure dooz.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Skid marks are funny,farts are just weak attempt.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
Clarify "one setting",could that include the whole weekend if I never left the table?

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
Toppled a bear can from 10 feet w/ a flicked booger.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Hearts,Diamonds,shovels,clovers....wait did you mean knaves?


6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Rust.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
It involves beer,a baseball mitt and a small car. 1,it was enuff.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Sure,as a chaser.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
No one "owns" a grubby,can you "own" a dream?

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial,batteries are satans little joke.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yeah,mine says "Mitutoyo" I think that's spanish.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Does my head count AS a drinking cup? A hate doing dishes.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
They all taste the same after the expiration date.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Academy of General Dentistry,DIY pulling kit,#0U812

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Same for both,Jergens.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
capo,Cphill,that AGD person

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Age 34,my life IS a "time crisis".

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
I'm glad that was apparent.

B. What's that smell?
My aftershave,WD40.

C. What do I owe you?
How much you got?

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Chops Ferocously.

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
I've often wondered that myself.

Is that it,'cause I aint busy right now and could use the work.Can't believe you haven't filled this position in all this time.

Jay.

[Gman63]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Only when I want to piss off my wife

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Depends on who farted

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
maybe…. 15

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
My longest shot would have to be all the vodka I shot while in Poland last fall.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Steak knife, Steak knife, Steak knife, Steak knife, Steak knife, not necessarily in that order

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Don’t have one, kept getting tangled in the darned strings.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
Special secret treasure hunting for your GPS equipment and if I told you I would have to kill you.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke, preferably with a little Jack

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
I resemble that remark and my mom gave it to me

10. Dial or digital calipers?
dial and digital

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yes, I even have a few.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Doesn’t everyone

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Smores, but leftover cold pizza would be better.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
classic mag, with a power feed body, have no idea what serial number it was.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
Magellan Sportrak, HP Jornada Pocket PC

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Capo, AGD, ?.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Time what?

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
You Damn skippy

B. What's that smell?
Wasn’t me

C. What do I owe you?
fifty thousand dollars…

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
I believe they are members of a underground disco band or something like that. :D

[Big'n slo]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Its actually real long chest hair...

2. Do you think farts are funny?
No, they are warnings

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
8 Coors light's worth

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
I could get farther but the bathroom is only 4' deep.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Filet, skinner, buck, machette, axe

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Wood

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
Is that the same thing as an upper-decker?

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Dr.Pepper

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
ummm...

10. Dial or digital calipers?
dial

11. Can you read a micrometer?
as long as its in feet

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
My heads pretty big

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Hansen Brothers

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Frosted Flakes is the number 1 ceral!

15. What model of GPS do you use?
Gas powered

Palm device?
Thats personal

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Hehe u said "member"

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Vice pres.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
Thats what the women say..

B. What's that smell?
Man love?

C. What do I owe you?
Nothing, first one's always free.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Certifiable?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Strip?

[Burphel]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Before or after a scenario game?

2. Do you think farts are funny?
It's all fun and games until somebody craps their pants.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
How many can you cook?

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
200 ft one shot on a 6" tree trunk with a bolt-action Nelspot.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
I prefer paramedic scissors these days, although I used to be pretty handy with 8" throwing knives.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Yoyos mock me.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
Geowha?

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Dew.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Is that something like a dirty Sanchez? No.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial. I'm more of a mechanical person.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yeah. Can't tell you what the numbers mean, but I can read it.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
1gal Dew insulated mug.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
I'm more of a powdered jelly Donette fan.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
SY0042 - Sydarm, currently bearing a pump kit (mostly to break the kit in) until I can complete my Pumpmag project.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I can read a map and have an innate sense of direction. I need an electrical woman's voice telling me where to go as much as I need a real woman's voice telling me where to go.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
Claire. Nero. Dayspring.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Fourth level. No extra quarters. Reloading after each shot to practice playing pump during the winter.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
*look down front of pants* Last time I checked.
B. What's that smell?
That came from inside of me!
C. What do I owe you?
Go shoot someone playing with a Shocker.

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
My Cung Foo is more powerful than your Cung Foo.
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Kayle-Dunno. Rob-Solders things and kicks me out of the chatroom for swearing. Rod-Who's Rod? Brad-Makes cool custom pump stuff.

[krafty]

1. Do you have facial hair?
Depends on the day.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Who doesn't?

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
That all depends on how hot they really are, how much beer is available, and if money is involved.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
The last time I fired a gun was at Boy Scout camp. 3 shots in the Bulls-Eye at 50 feet.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Just one. A steak knife, preferably sitting next to some prime rib.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Basic black.

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
Geocaching is a hobby for total nerds (like Wil Wheaton), and I enjoy moving the caches so no-one can find them. :)

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Whatever's free.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Sorry, I don't.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Dial. Never believe LCD displays.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Hand me my glasses.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Nope.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
S'mores.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Minimag MM08889

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I don't.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
I'm not really sure of anyone here.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
Haven't played it.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man. (Which makes you da woman)
B. What's that smell? (Probably you)
C. What do I owe you? (Your life)

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Chicago Fire?
Chicago Forever?
Chili Fries?
I always though it was for Crown-point Power-Feed.

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
They're in a Bay City Rollers tribute band called the Bay City Ballers.

[Miscue]

1. Do you have facial hair?
When I forget to shave.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Yeah, particularly ones that girls try to play off.

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
What's on my plate.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
About 5 feet. That would be classified under the "otherwise" category.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
Steak knife. Butter knife. Urm. Steak knife. That's three. Sorry.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Clear, and it lights up when it spins. Yeah, it's got batteries. Wait, a yoyo you said?

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
None... not particularly interested in it.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Diet Pepsi.

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
Almost every girl in the hot chick thread.

10. Dial or digital calipers?
Calibrated optic nervous system.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
Yeah, I just push the popcorn button and the meter lights up.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
Drinks come in cans or bottles. What do I need a cup for?

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
Smores

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
68 Automag. I have no idea.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
I'm thinking of going with an Alpine or something if my next vehicle doesn't have one built in. TI-92.

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
I'm not going to talk about anyone's member.

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
That's not my bag.

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:

A. You da man.
Um... ok.

B. What's that smell?
I dunno, I have sinus problems.

C. What do I owe you?
I thought I was doing this for free?

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Carbon Frame?

2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
Male hookers.

[GT]

1. Do you have facial hair?
No but I am pretty bushy

2. Do you think farts are funny?
Yes, especially from the wife

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
Those were wings? I thought they were candy?...

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
My in-laws in arkansas get me a few new ones every year. One of these "locals" is a state rep and always tells me "Jason, carry the largest blade possible." Yea arkansas

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
Green, Omega

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
That would mean getting off the *** and we no that aint gonna happen.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
Can I take crown with that?

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
wtf?

10. Dial or digital calipers?
digital

11. Can you read a micrometer?
yep

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
I lived in germany, I have one bigger than my ***!

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
The one that isnt eaten

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
Classic, I have a pic cant remember the serial, check the database.

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
m505

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
male: rogue
female: cphilp
dunno: squid, got to admit the guy is kinda "~~~~~~~"

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
I thought I was the only one that played?


18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
That's what she said

B. What's that smell?
umm.. I think that was the cocker your buddy "fixed"

C. What do I owe you?
I'll take what you have in those shorts, chief!

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
carbon frame??? (yes I am a cheater)

[Dayspring]

1. Do you have facial hair?
** Only on the weekends- helps catch the paint spray.

2. Do you think farts are funny?
** Only in confined spaces. Taco Bell anybody?

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting?
** Depends on how big those wings are.

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise?
** About 10 feet with a playing card. Working on the record that my friend set in Guinness- 201ft.

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
** Spyderco, K-bar, Samurai (It's just a big knife), and those big knives from LoneStar- they make great bayonettes.

6. What color is your primary yoyo?
** That's a little personal don't you think?

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
** Using a GPS to find interesting things in interesting places. None. But I've been places that we should have put them on.

8. Coke or Pepsi?
** Cherry Coke

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
** It was a magical night... Oh, not THAT kind of grubby...

10. Dial or digital calipers?
** Digital.

11. Can you read a micrometer?
** Nope. Can't be THAT hard.

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
** Sure do.

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
** Strawberry w/ frosting. MUST be toasted/microwaved.

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number?
** RT Pro # RTP00462

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
** Garmin eMap. Handspring Visor

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure".
** Trina, RobAGD, Kaiser Bob

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
** Don't go there. :)

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
** Thanks. Now don't break.

B. What's that smell?
** Ignore that. But I think you need a new board.

C. What do I owe you?
** See that redhead over there?

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
** Classic Feed
2. What do KayleAGD, RobAGD, RodAGD, and BradAGD do for a living, outside of AGD.
** RobAGD- store manager for Pev's
BradAGD- tinkerer at Paintballmaxx in Texas
KayleAGD- takes care of Melissa. :)

[coolcatpete]

I am not a tech so CF= center feed

[coolcatpete]

1. Do you have facial hair? NO

2. Do you think farts are funny?Italien ones

3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting? 24

4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise? I will follow the day wand and go with cards, I can throw a card 30ft

5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.sharp ones, katanas (a sowrd), Mine, ratchet assist, Pionty ones

6. What color is your primary yoyo? blue

7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged? uhhh

8. Coke or Pepsi? coke

9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you? yes, my bro

10. Dial or digital calipers? digital

11. Can you read a micrometer? nope

12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head? almost

13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor? strawbarry

14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? A clasic mag, No idea I taded the valve

15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device? I have one but my bro is using it so I dont know

16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure". Trina, Dirtybunny,Load --- what is that last pat of loads sn

17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"? I beat it on $4.00

18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:

A. You da man. I known this for a while

B. What's that smell? Fat greesy Italiens (no ofence, it is just my fried he is a fat greasy kid and he is crazy italien)

C. What do I owe you? your soul

Bonus Questions:
1. What does the CF in an Automag serial number stand for?
Center feed
Pete

[pbzmag]

Can't answer any right now. Too busy playing Halo.:D

BTW...Happy Birthday Brad!

[ScatterPlot]

Few more questions to add...

How many Soldering irons do you own?
What is the average deviation between wattages on said soldering irons (adjustables unincluded)?
How many tries does it take to get the correct allen wrench?
How many times have you simply made your own screw by cutting down one that was too long, instead of going out and buying a new one?
How many collective feet of air hose, stainless or otherwise, do you keep as extras?
Can you actually hook up a gun using only fittings and no actual hose?

[magmonkey]

1. Do you have facial hair? depends on how lazy I am
2. Do you think farts are funny? Do you smell popcorn?
3. What is the average amount of hot wings you eat in one setting? about half my body weight
4. What is your longest confirmed shot, paintball or otherwise? 225 yds clark modified ruger 10-22 (took the heads off thumbtacks
5. Please list your 5 favorite knives.
K bar,gerber cliplock,S&W mini swat,my hibbon throwers,rainbow leek
6. What color is your primary yoyo? black
7. What is geocaching and how many have you logged?
gecko I have a gps :)
8. Coke or Pepsi?
dew
9. Do you own a grubby and if so, who gave it to you?
no grubby
10. Dial or digital calipers?
BOTH
11. Can you read a micrometer?
yes
12. Do you own a drinking cup bigger than your head?
several
13. What is your favorite Pop Tart flavor?
strawberry
14. What was your first AGD product and what was the serial number? first real agd product or the copy I made because I couldn't afford one :)
15. What model of GPS do you use? Palm device?
garmin gps3 plus
16. Name one female member of AO, one male member, and one your "aren't quite sure". frymark virus and gunga
17. What is your highest level of the game "Time Crisis"?
beat it
18. Please post your comeback to the phrases:
A. You da man.
no you da man and thats the problem
B. What's that smell?
popcorn?
C. What do I owe you?
bring me some bones I'm thinking about making some soup

[Rather]

Ok well I know im kinda late, but I truthfully did this whitout looking at other posts (other than first). Some of these stumped me, prob cause im only 16...still would love more than anything to be a tech though... :D


1. Yes, a thin beard right now.

2. Only when I rip them and nobody nottices till its too
late for anyone to open a window for fresh air. :D

3. As many as are put in front of me. The messier the better.

4. Confirmed- 40 yards (Dove with a 20ga)
. Unconfirmed-70yards (.22)

5. Bowie, Boot, Butterfly, Saumari sword, and any custom made funky looking knife from a sustoms shop. :)

6. Clear-Green

7. :confused:

8. Pepsi!

9. :confused:

10.digital

11. possibly...as long as my tool is marked right and not snaggle-toothed.

12.cup.. not exactly... Jug for gulping straight from... YES!


13. Smores

14. 68 Classic Standard-feed Mag- CF 50826

15. GPS? whats wrong with a compass and a knowlege of the land. :)

16. LilSnowpixie, Spraying Mango, Creative Mayhem. :p

17. Level- Beat TC2 with only 1 continue
Haven't played TC3 much but keep using the pistol and the same techniqe I use when PBing (piston in game). never kept track of score's though...all i know is that i keep doing better than the guy that plays linked games with me.

18.A) And you my *****!
B) IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!
C) More than what you have. But your wallet and credit cards will do. OH, and any other possesions you hold dear.

Bonus:
1. classic valve
2. You mean you guys actually make a living? :eek: