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paintballbeaver
03-25-2003, 06:56 PM
this is why you shouldnt shoot a cocker

HAH no i'm just kidding i just think its a funny pic of a guy getting bunkered by a newbe kid with an a-5

http://www.teamsmartbox.com/gallery/albums/album03/Divisioncupsunday03_200.jpg
elpimpo
03-25-2003, 07:01 PM
thats great
Xerces
03-25-2003, 07:10 PM
pwnd!
Derman2k
03-25-2003, 07:25 PM
Is it just me or does that look kinda photoshopped?


*EDIT* me an beaver have the same post number! how cool
SaS
03-25-2003, 07:27 PM
not just you, i see your point... but i don't think it was
but i tend to be wrong more often then not
-=Squid=-
03-25-2003, 07:31 PM
The entire thing is blurry but the A-5 kid, PLUS the lighting looks a little different. Funny, but I think its fake.
Ov3rmind
03-25-2003, 07:45 PM
Yep, it's a fake. If a Talon was Photoshpped in there, it would have been funnier though.
-=Squid=-
03-25-2003, 07:56 PM
mabe if it was a guy with a ghillie suit on shooting a "sniiper rifel" :D
elpimpo
03-25-2003, 07:58 PM
i think it needs to be a guy with one of those blow guns
sneakyhacker420
03-25-2003, 08:30 PM
the a-5 was def. photoshopped... but if he had an angel or somethin... it would look more realistic... or whatever he had in his hands... possibly a mag :eek:
paintballbeaver
03-25-2003, 08:38 PM
yeah well say what you will heres the link to the acutal pic its because its in flourescnt lighting i seen it with my own two eyes and i know the kid he runs in our local circuit and he hasnt lived it down so you can all eat your words about my photoshoped pic


http://www.mnpig.com/minnesota/paintball/tournaments/2003/division_cup/8.htm

all the way at the bottom right
elpimpo
03-25-2003, 09:02 PM
is that floor cement
FalconGuy016
03-25-2003, 09:10 PM
wow thats cool :)
Brak
03-25-2003, 09:41 PM
why does everyone bash tippman and the a-5? a-5's are NOT newbie markers, they are really nice and cost as much as a stock mag. are people who use stock mags newbies? now before you flame me, let me tell you that if it happens to be a newbie kid USING an a-5, i apologize. i just love tippmann
AzrealDarkmoonZ
03-25-2003, 10:19 PM
Of course the marker he has, has nothing to do with getting bunkered...

If the man didnt see him he could have had a mag, excalibur, angel or anything.

Az
Machina123
03-25-2003, 10:26 PM
i think a-5's are a complete waster. all ur paying for is a very uncomfortablt tippy and a built in revvy and ur practically paying twice as much. and that cyclone feed thing is easy to prake if u dive and land on it wrong. ive sean it done.
Pullman
03-25-2003, 11:30 PM
Well,

I have a Classic, an RT Pro, and an RT A-5. I love them all. I think that trying to compare a Mag with an A-5 is like comparing an apple to an orange. You will never match a mag's performance with a Tippmann. However, I run my RT A-5 on CO2 with an anti-siphon tube and have yet to break a ball. It's not the most consistent marker on earth, but I can carry all the gas I need into the woods with me with out breaking a sweat (2 20 oz's will last through a case and a bit more). Have any of you ever tried carrying a scuba tank a quarter of a mile into the woods? It SUCKS! Besides the A-5 is dead sexy!!

Bring your Mag to the field, and your A-5 into the woods, and as far as landing on the loader? You do that to any loader and stuff is gonna break. Fixing the A-5's loader won't set you back any further than a 12v Revvy although you will have to order the stuff from Indiana.;)
magsRus
03-26-2003, 09:42 AM
Looks like the guy with the A-5 is going to ask the guy with the cocker if he wants to surrender.
myangelrocks
03-26-2003, 10:11 AM
THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT VISA COMMERCIAL!

it should read something like

DYE PANTS 65 DOLLARS
EVIL JERSEY 45 DOLLARS
RED WGP AUTOCOCKER 425 DOLLARS

LOOSING ALL YOUR COOL POINTS WHEN SOME PUNK KID WITH AN ENTRY LEVEL MARKER BUNKERS YOU SO BAD YOU'RE GRANDKIDS WILL FEEL IT AND ALL THE WHILE SOMEONE GETS IT ON FILM

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
paintballbeaver
03-26-2003, 10:18 AM
thats a dye cocker which makes it even funnier the dude paid 800 for it he bought it when he was drunk :0
ogre55
03-26-2003, 10:35 AM
Guys, why are you bashing 'Cockers and A-5s? Can't we all just get along?:(

Now Talons on the other hand...

:D

Ogre
TheTramp
03-26-2003, 10:48 AM
I just like the fact that every time someone puts up a funny picture people thinks it's been photoshopped. :)

I know sometimes they have been but it great when everyone jumps on the photoshop bandwagon then get prooved wrong.:D
NiteWolf1138
03-26-2003, 10:53 AM
IMHO it would of been best if the kid was holding a PGP.
UThomas
03-26-2003, 11:54 AM
Maybe the kid is on that guys team :)
BTAutoMag
03-26-2003, 12:49 PM
yea a talon would be funnier
Hunter
03-26-2003, 01:56 PM
That still doesnt show the guy getting hit by any paintballs, the a-5 could be empty then he would be screwd.
paintballbeaver
03-26-2003, 07:23 PM
heh, yeah execpt it did happen i was there :o wrong again
FalconGuy016
03-26-2003, 09:49 PM
Ill make any mag b33t3r for $3499.99 custom!
Hunter
03-26-2003, 10:22 PM
I WANT ONE AHHHH, also did you ever stop to think that they guy with the cocker is just bad, since he isnt even looking at the other guy?
elpimpo
03-26-2003, 10:22 PM
how much you wanna sell that for :confused:
CpSuPeRkId
03-26-2003, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by myangelrocks
THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT VISA COMMERCIAL!

it should read something like

DYE PANTS 65 DOLLARS
EVIL JERSEY 45 DOLLARS
RED WGP AUTOCOCKER 425 DOLLARS

LOOSING ALL YOUR COOL POINTS WHEN SOME PUNK KID WITH AN ENTRY LEVEL MARKER BUNKERS YOU SO BAD YOU'RE GRANDKIDS WILL FEEL IT AND ALL THE WHILE SOMEONE GETS IT ON FILM

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! its mastercard.....
Hunter
03-26-2003, 10:48 PM
You people have way to much free time!
Oxygen
03-27-2003, 12:35 AM
Should of made it where he is throwing paintballs at the guy he picked off the ground.lol:D