Gauge Ninjas™!!

[Skoad]

I will be putting a product out to spice up your markers real soon! GAUGE NINJAS™!!

These will straddle your gauges and keep them same from all harm.

I am awaiting the final piece, after that I will be selling them at a low low price.

Also I may be able to get different colors and weapon styles/poses soon. They will be non transparent (solid colors) and one of the new colors will be Black. If you would buy a black Gauge Ninja™ please tell me, as I need to make sure at least so many people will buy them before I committ to ordering them.

Also, the price will be around one dollar shipped for one (not a set price yet).

Here is the Gauge Ninja™ website where you may view photos of these.

http://www.umr.edu/~sjjgfd

if for some reason the pictures aren't showing up, theres one down this thread a little.

[Miscue]

Umm... okaaaaaay...

[banzaimf]

I want a guage ninja packing a matrix

[dansim]

april fools right?

[Skoad]

no april fools, this is for real

[IcantBelieveit]

how does that protect my guage?

[Thordic]

By wailing on its guitar and cuttin off the fingers of any gay pirates who try to mess with your guages!

Damn boy, keep up with the times.

[Skoad]

ninjas are totally sweet.

[dre1919]

"Which brings me to my next point...don't smoke crack."
-Lawrence Taylor in "The Waterboy"


J.K. :D

[GT]

pics dont work, and ninja's are cool on anything including cereal.

jb

[Ultimator]

I'm sorry, but this has to be said.

That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life. I can understand how ninjas are pretty cool but holy crap, it has to stop somewhere.

[Skoad]

none of the pictures work?

i'll stick up the picture of the gauge ninja in action:

[Vex]

You wouldn't happen to work @ Chuck E. Cheese's, or some place similar, would you? You can get those from Chuck E. Cheese's for like 10 tickets each (an average 1 token game of skeeball)...I know because my 4 year old son has a few.

[Temo Vryce]

Those are pretty cool.

[cdawg]

That's awesome. Almost as awesome as the time this local ninja wailed on his guitar while making out with every hott girl in the area and at the same time, ripping the arms off this janitor who tried to steal an old women's babies. There's this ninja in my CSII class who kills the teacher/sub every freakin day. I want a tank ninja that looks like this same ninja... BLACK LIKE THE NIGHT. Ummm how tight do they straddle the gauge?

[Skoad]

i wish i worked at chuck e cheese.

i am jobless :(

[dre1919]

Sorry to get off topic for just a sec:

cdawg, that is now one of the coolest sigs ever.

Ok, back on topic now. :)

[pito189]

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

That is all you need to know.

realultimatepower.net

[Thordic]

At least someone knows what the hell I was talking about :)

[pito189]

Originally posted by Thordic
At least someone knows what the hell I was talking about :)

If they don't know....They are just missing out.:D :D

[mjs1217]

I want two in black!!! I'll pay 2 bucks for 2 little ninjas... i actually have a collection of 36 little rubber ninjas...hehe

what weapon[s] will the black ninjas have?

[PzYcO]

.50c in a gumball machine at grand union...

[Xerces]

is there any insurance for the ninjas if they happen to commit seppukku, with a frisbee?

[Skoad]

Black clan ninjas are very very rare. I have to order a massive assortment of them to get the blacks, so if enough people want black ones i'll get them.

[abrewin450]

I'll take one in black. I need a ninja so that he and I can double team newbs on the field. So I want my ninja to have "double teaming power".:)

[yeahthatsme]

dude...those arent even custom...their grocery store dispensor/oriental trading magazine toys....

[Automaggin2]

i know man, you can get them inported from china for like 10 cents a piece lol.

[Skoad]

who said they were custom, you think i have big vats of colored goo and ninja molds in my room?

and you have to buy them by like the 100...i figured i'd help people out so they don't have to spend 30 bucks just to get one

[jpdgas]

these can be bought in stater bros quarter machines, my friends nephew has been collecting them. i dont know how they will protect a gauge, but it would look kinda cool to have a ninja on your marker, i guess.

[Skoad]

as stated in a reply up a bit, they protect your marker from pirates.

[jpdgas]

hmm your right...i guess ill have to find thier weakness then maytee! being a gauge pirate just got harder, deeyarr!!

[syk]

I want a black one but what are the chances of him falling off the gauge and being stolen by some little kid?

[behemoth]

can i have the past 5 minutes of my life back...i just read this thread and i feel like my eye q has drooped leikk tenn poointZ

[FalconGuy016]

Guage Ninjas... GUAge

[Skoad]

I am going to use braces rubber bands to keep them on the marker tight. Fasten one end to one of its feet, around the underside of the gauge, and the other end goes on the other foot.

!
they will be called ninja bands


and falcon, its spelled GAUGE

[IcantBelieveit]

im sorry man, but you people that are ninjas and want to flip out and kill people are stupid.....get real lives, and do real things that are constructive

[-=Squid=-]

I will take three...PM me and we can talk.

[Demobilized]

I want a few blue ones

[Cliffio]

ill take 100, no wait.....make that a THOUSAND

[cdawg]

so uhh where are they?

[Skoad]

ironically you should say that, i just got the rubber bands to fix them to your gauge, hose, whatever today.

I'll have them up in a day or 2

[GT]

Originally posted by IcantBelieveit
.....get real lives, and do real things that are constructive

Like posting on paintball message boards?

I agree with cliff, I am going to need a thousand


jb

[Blackice7]

Dude, I would rather have gauge PIRATES, not ninjas protecting against pirates.... Pirates are pure ownage... heh. Pirates are cool with their peglegs and thier eye patches, and oh yeah their birds. The list goes on. But Ninjas are pretty cool. I must say ninjas do own some things, but I think Pirates own even more.

[pito189]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

That is where you need to go, if you think Pirates own anything. Ha, Pirates blow.:eek:

[Blackice7]

Meh a pointless site.... the guy loves ninjas with all his body...... weird Pirates dont have any of that weird stuff. Heh its pretty sweet lol... flip out and chop ppl's heads off. Lol I wish I could do that...

[beam]

I'd pit Homies against ninjas anyday! :D

http://members.sparedollar.com/resize.aspx?user=john75&img=homSer2.jpg&size=600

[IcantBelieveit]

this is the worst thread ever

[Skoad]

Ok i'll be selling them now, anyone who wants one email or pm me. They will be $1 a peice. I only have 45 total and they are all random colors n stuff so a color may sell out fast. First come first serve.

[JonDaAzn]

excuse me but these "guage ninjas" :rolleyes: are merely vinyl ninjai figures cut to fit on the guages, in fact they can be bought for about 3 dollars a dozen (if i remember correctly) at oriental trading .com (look under novelties-> keychains)

[jwren00]

here you go:
http://www.oriental.com/webapp/commerce/command/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=6114&prmenbr=991&merchant_rn=991&PREFIX=IN&CURRENCY=USD&KIT=I&GROUP=N&CASE=0

48 ninjas for $4.95 !!!!!

[Demobilized]

I already ordered my blue one :D

(wow i feel like a dork)

SOme should get the 48 for 5 dollars from that site ha. But since i dont want 48 ill buy em from skoad.

[Skoad]

exactly, you can go ahead and buy 48 of them for $10 (dont' forget shipping) and use only 1, or you can buy only 1 from me for a DOLLAR total.

Thats the exact place where i got them from.

so go ahead be my guest.

[jwren00]

i don't want 48 though...

[JonDaAzn]

what i am saying is that he is making an incredible amount of money off of this, think about it, even if shipping is around 5 dollars the ninjas would be around twenty CENTS each, why not just put together a fund from 48 members who want "Gauge Ninjas" and get them at a greatly reduced price :confused: or ,use that same dollar that you were going to use to buy one and use it to buy five, that way you can sell em to your friends and make up the cash that you spent ;)

[Skoad]

Ok here is my email i got from oriental when i bought them:


SubTotal $4.95
Shipping $6.95
Sales Tax $0.00
Order Total $11.90


So there you go, if you want 48 of them you pay $12. go ahead, order them. You'll have 47 ninjas sitting around your desk, with 1 on your gun.

i have to pay postage on each one i send out to, so thats approx 37 cents each.

and i'm not going to have 50 people send me 27.5 cents or whatever it comes out to be.


Don't make me put you on my no-ninja blacklist or it will be "NO NINJAS FOR YOU!" -soup nazi voice

[JonDaAzn]

:D i wont really worry about the black list, seeing at one time i had 216 of my own, they were a bit of an obsession for me, but alas all but my loyal 12 are left, the rest are bringing happiness to some childs life or hanging of the front of my friends cocker pneu. to indimidate the enemy :p

also, please understand that i am not trying to stop people from buying, in fact i think it is a great idea, but i am just letting them know that there is a cheaper alternative

(also 500 percent inflation* is a bit high don't you think?)

*not including shipping:p

[dansim]

since when did it become your place to disrupt his sales, oh thats right never so back off, skoad i suggest you move it over to dealers corner though

[IcantBelieveit]

*tiss* *tiss*

[Skoad]

on my way!

[-=Squid=-]

So when can I buy one? I was serious and have been waiting for almost a year... :(

[Automaggot68]

Originally posted by Thordic
By wailing on its guitar and cuttin off the fingers of any gay pirates who try to mess with your guages!

Damn boy, keep up with the times. '
DUUUUUDE!! NINJA BURGER!!! DUUUUUDE!

[FeuerFri]

didn't you try this last year, and everybosy here cryed and *****ed and complained last year? also, shouldn,t this be in the sale board, being as you are selling a product?

[TheDoveDecends]

dude screw the ninjas.. i wanna know what the hell this is..http://web.umr.edu/~sjjgfd/barrel2.jpg
(Source: http://web.umr.edu/~sjjgfd/barrel2.jpg)

[03vert]

props for trying to make lemonaid out of lemons but dont make smoke out of crack. my friend was sellin those ninjas for a buck and i bought three got some lyin around i think, orange with knun-chucks. good idea, but not really a gauge ninja. after all ninjas can win wars, kill pirates(?), steal stuff, kill, look kool, kill, steal, kill icantbelieaveit, steal, and oh yea kill. so they are more like everything ninjas

[Chojin Man]

well your link didnt go to pics of guage ninjas but, i did find a handsome pic of some dashing fellow.
http://web.umr.edu/~sjjgfd/Greedo.jpg

[coolcatpete]

ON that site you gave for pics the last video on there is crazy funny.
Pete

[robertjuric]

Originally posted by Skoad
as stated in a reply up a bit, they protect your marker from pirates.

ninjas > pirates