Best Bumper Sticker Contest!!!!

[Newbie215]

This is just like it says on the title. The best bumpersticker contest. May the best bumper sticker win.

Frases count also.





Mine is

"Keep honking im reloading"

[EsPo]

made these babies in Deskop publishing class :)

[EsPo]

i had to have given away like 20 of them.. i have 3 left :(

[EsPo]

any foreign marks are folds..

[darklord]

I <3 Animals
they're delicious!

Saw that one at a deli... cracked me up.

[Surreal]

my brother has my favorite bumper sticker.. it read as follows:

"KEEP WORKING! HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU!!"

[Newbie215]

1 "Dont hit me im running out of places to hide the bodies."
2 "Poloticians perfer unarmed Pesants"
3 "A man with a gun is a citizen A man with out a gun is a suspect."
4 "My girlfriend is a Vetanerian she dosent eat meat."
5 "Guns cause crime like flys cause garbage."
6 "When in doubt empty the magizine."
7 "Gun control means hitting your target."
8 "Criminals prefer unarmed victims."
9 "Is there life after death? mess with this truck and find out."
10 "HANG UP AND DRIVE"
11 "Fish trembel at the mention of my name."
12 "Keep working milions on welfare depend on you."
13 "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."
14 "Keep honkin im reloading"
15 "Your village called they want there idot back."

I can order all of those for you if you would like except
1 and 4
just gotta give me money for it and 5 for shipping

[Will Wood]

Man driving has no cash, HE'S MARRIED!

DON't STEAL, the government hates compitition.

[Surreal]

Originally posted by Newbie215
1 "Dont hit me im running out of places to hide the bodies."
2 "Poloticians love unarmed villages"
3 "A man with a gun is a citizen A man with out a gun is a suspect."
4 "My girlfriend is a Vetanerian she dosent eat meat."
5 "Guns cause crime like flys cause garbage."
6 "When in doubt empty the magizine."
7 "Gun control means hitting your target."
8 "Criminals prefer unarmed victims."
9 "Is there life after death? mess with this truck and find out."
10 "HANG UP AND DRIVE"
11 "Fish trembel at the mention of my name."
12 "Keep working milions on welfare depend on you."
13 "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."
14 "Keep honkin im reloading"

I can order all of those for you if you would like except
1 and 4
just gotta give me money for it and 5 for shipping

LOL dude, you must have seen the same magazine i did. which magazine was it? check on the mag for a site.. hehe :)

[mag-hatter]

lol this one is the best ever

"LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES...USE BIRTH CONTROL"

[wyn1370]

I don't have any, but my buddy has this on his beater
"my other ride is your mom"

[vf-xx]

I like:

"My kid beat up your honors student"

[Newbie215]

Originally posted by Surreal


LOL dude, you must have seen the same magazine i did. which magazine was it? check on the mag for a site.. hehe :)

its cheeper than dirt .com mag url is


www.cheeperthandirt.com

I dont know if there at the website or not but there in the mag.

i like the my student will beat up your honorol student one thats a clasic i just dident post it i forgot about it lol and i like the mom ride one keep them comeing i wanna get this to become a stickie

[Newbie215]

i like these i own this one
Cant spell crap with out the rap

i have seen this one
40 and still gettin it up
40 and still humpin
40 and can still whoop your @$$
80 and about to go
no fat chicks frame will scrape
no jap crap
gotta love mopar
(the pissin on ford stickier)
last but not least (the actual sticker)
My pinto
(the sticker that has honda under neath cadalac like someone tryed to make a honda a caddy)
pimp mobile
Show me those tities for a suprize
god made weed
4:20
beer chicks cars and paint balls


(im not a pot head)
well thats all i have for right now ill have some later keep them comeing

[Thordic]

I have "My Other Ride Is Your Mom" on my car.

Wyn, my saturn is not a beater ;)

[wyn1370]

Originally posted by Thordic
Wyn, my saturn is not a beater ;)
I was actually talking about my other buddy and I've seen your saturn and it may not be a beater, but it sure ain't mint

[RHYNO]

"I LOVE CHILDREN, I just can eat a whole one by myself"

"I LOVE CATS - with a little garlic and butter"

[Mango]

Originally posted by Newbie215

Frases count also.



LOL what are "frases?"

;)

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

I win this one.

Welcome to America! Now speak english, or leave.

[71 LS6]

Hmmm, let's see what I can remember.

"You can't spell stud without STD"
"Don't like my driving?... Then get off the sidewalk!"
"Honk if you hate noise pollution"
"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?"
"My goal is to graduate with a 4.0 BAC"
"I bet you a new car that mine can stop faster"
"If you can read this, I've lost my trailer"
"This is my other car"
"Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a car window"
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
"Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?"
"When I grow up I want to be a diesel"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"This Car Insured By Smith and Wesson"

[mag-hatter]

"god hates canada"
"your honor roll student smokes paint chips"

[Newbie215]

verry nice i have seen a bunch of those its just hard rembering all of them oh and if you have a problem with my spelling or grammer get the *POOF* off my thread!


hoked on fonicxs dobt a'lwas wrks goob ya no?

i got a few more....

Honk if its not a full moon or if you would like to see one
NOZ the quick way for a good high
dont waste its puff puff pass!!!!

here are some pick up lines for your guys out there havin a hard time gettin some

im easy are you?

nice legs what time do they open?

nice skirt can i talk you out of it

*POOF* me if im wornge is your name Ierien

my toung is 6 inches long and i breath through my ears

wanna see something swell

they call me milk because i do your body good

should i call you in the morning or nudge you

are you ready to go home yet

hi im drunk

how about we go to your place and il let you sit on my face and ill get to nose you better

whats your favriote posision........wanna try it

my cat has lovely fur can i see yours

your panties are perfectly color cordniated with my floor



i got more but i g2g keep those bumperstickers comeing

NO CUSSING

[Smegma]

"i hate bumper stickers"

[ChuviDuvi]

hm...


:D ''im goin nucking nuts!''

[Python14]

"10,000 battered women and I'm eating mine plain?"

[GreasyPigeon]

"honk if any thing falls off" had that on my truck
"god might love you but i don't"
"unless your a hemorroid get off my ***"
"i break for animals...then i eat then and wear there skins"
all the other ones i have seen everyone else has sadi then

[Jonesie]

Originally posted by Newbie215
verry nice i have seen a bunch of those its just hard rembering all of them oh and if you have a problem with my spelling or grammer get the *POOF* off my thread!

NO CUSSING

Hey Jeff, you missed one from the SAME post.

That won't get you a ban or anything... :rolleyes:

Dave

[sneakyhacker420]

ILLENIUM :eek:


will have pics later



btw... we're working on ordering PIE REVOLUTION STICKERS :D :p :cool:

[Cliffio]

"Will Rogers Never Met Ted Kennedy"


what a classic


Cliff

[DiRTyBuNNy]

I've got:

Driver Carries No Cash,
he plays Paintball

[Load SM5]

This thread is on 2 strikes already. I don't car how funny it is, No Cussing! It's a rule clearly marked on the door when you came in here.

That includes mispelling a cuss word to avoid the filter or using *'s in place of letters. It's all the same. Come on guys work with me.

[warpfeedmod]

I've seen a few of these..

"Bibles, like babies, taste better burnt"

Not a bumper sticker but I think would make a funny one :P
http://www.whatisthebinty.com/images/fun/images/wishmywifewasdirty.jpg

[shartley]

Official Terrorist Hunting Permits have to be my favorite sticker to put on your vehicle. I don’t actually like bumper stickers. I am going to order a bunch of permits today though…….

[mikey101]

i'll see if I can find the site that has a bunch of these, so for now..
"my other car...is also a piece of crap"

[Darkling]

Hey Shartley where can you get those stickers at? They would be a nice addition to my car.

The two I have on my car are:

"Fight crime. Shoot back."

and,

"Insured by Heckler and Koch"

[shartley]

Originally posted by Darkling
Hey Shartley where can you get those stickers at? They would be a nice addition to my car.

The two I have on my car are:

"Fight crime. Shoot back."

and,

"Insured by Heckler and Koch"
You can get them at http://www.legendaryusa.com/ .

They have a bunch of other nice stuff too.....

[Newbie215]

sorry mods ill refrain from cusing i hope everyone else dose the same

[kenshinkandon]

I saw one that concerned me when I was driving back from New Hampshire last year. It was in the middle of no where.
on a old beat up station wagon had a sticker that said.

I'm not a mountain man, I'm just an ungroomed hippie.

Needless to say I didn't stop for gas until I was in a well populated area.

[straightshot]

My all time fav: (probably cause I don't like hippies)

Jerry's Dead, Phish suck, get a job.

[Dubstar112]

nuff said

[giblit]

support search an rescue... get lost.

[Crazy]

Clap if you need an abortion.

[pbzmag]

I saw this one in a paintball shop:

"Paintballers do it till their balls break"

[xrancid_milkx]

This statement is in my sig, I just like how it sounds.

"When the pony dies, the ride is over"

[Trench]

"Of the things I've lost it's my mind I miss most"

[Newbie215]

"steal here die here" (then a pic of a gun aimed at you)

[Trench]

1 wrong doesn't make a right

But 3 lefts do