View Full Version : Clare's Photo Shoot, the WORST Pic!!
Just a teaser for you guys. Don't ask when we are working on them. This was a really tough assingment but someone had to do it!
Enjoy,
AGD
Nomad
04-16-2003, 10:26 PM
http://www.darkscribes.org/forum/images/smiles/drool.gif
And if that just the worse pic.... :D :D :D
krafty
04-16-2003, 10:28 PM
Yowza! I can't wait for the good ones!
TooDamnSweet
04-16-2003, 10:31 PM
You look GOOD Clare!
Tom, you had a great model to work with! Very Nice!
Sparks
04-16-2003, 10:35 PM
<3
release a calendar.
nippinout
04-16-2003, 10:40 PM
Hot damn!
Nice legs!
meow~
Tom i love the lion.... Oh and Clare of course, you look smoking
FooTemps
04-16-2003, 10:42 PM
nice, cute lion! The hair looks a bit too fluffy imo but it's still pretty good.
Clare, slap me with your best shot. I take back everything I said in those PM's.
You are absolutely qualified to be the Official AGD SPOKESMODEL
You are the girl:)
Dayspring
04-16-2003, 10:48 PM
WASABI!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Whoah momma!
edweird
04-16-2003, 10:58 PM
If that is the "Worst"......
Umm ill stop there, and await the release of yet another thing concerning AGD
Oh and =P****(Drool)
PsychoBaller
04-16-2003, 11:00 PM
Oooooohhhhhhh Snaappp.......... nice nice.... if thats the worst... how hot is the best ? woah... brain overload... can't fathom...
~da baller
She's cute just need to fix the angle of her head. The shot makes it look to big.
-Tron
AutomagRT1483
04-16-2003, 11:20 PM
Thats a great picture! Awesomes!!:D
MantisMag
04-16-2003, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Tron
She's cute just need to fix the angle of her head. The shot makes it look to big.
-Tron
agreed. she needs to look up more. maybe smile a bit. :D but if that really is the worst pic i think that it'll turn out to be a great shoot.
pbzmag
04-16-2003, 11:32 PM
WOW!!!! Looking good Clare. Keep them pics coming Tom! I think we need to form a security detail too keep those stalkers at bay. Even though we all know Clare can handle them!
AutomagBoy
04-16-2003, 11:48 PM
lol make a worst of calandar that no one will buy! Lol poor clare is probably too ashamed to reply to this thread. How do you feel now tom?
jk
dre1919
04-16-2003, 11:49 PM
O...M...G
Wow, Clare...you look breathtaking. Seriously, I feel that pic catapults you way ahead of any of the other spokemodels. You are one lovely lady, and Curtis is a lucky man. Good luck with the whole thing!
Duke Henry
04-16-2003, 11:54 PM
Maybe I am just too into paintball, but I would really love to see pics of Claire bunkering that "cutesy" lion! Get him out of there!
:D
In all seriousness, the pic does look great, and if it is the worst then the collection should be truly stellar!
DiRTyBuNNy
04-17-2003, 12:07 AM
If that's the worst picture then I nominate Havoc as the happiest man in the world...
AutomagRT1483
04-17-2003, 12:18 AM
whys that DB?
DiRTyBuNNy
04-17-2003, 12:25 AM
well...if Havoc is Capo's boyfriend...and that picture above is the worst pic..well...then I think he's got the most beautiful girlfriend most of us have ever seen...
Well, guess I can't have CaPo come model as one of my Dirty Girls...oh well..
demonguy8
04-17-2003, 12:25 AM
with the exception of the whole "thumbs up thing".. I think the "Clare for prez" pic was the best one Ive seen of her... This one looks too "unatural" I think...
Then again Im not sure the whole "classy pic thing" really goes with mags all that well... I always think of mags as the mud covered, tough as nails, still working after diving thru the puddle to play the snake, gonna go bunker the guy 5 feet in front of me kinda gun... but thats just me..
know whats better that a Pretty lady with a Paintball gun??
One that actually know's how to use it! Look out wannabe paintball girls here comes Cappo to bunker ya!
Great picture, looking forward to more.
Goat
Mossman
04-17-2003, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by nippinout
Hot damn!
Nice legs!
meow~
How...subtle of you :p
Anyhow, lookin' good clare, I'm glad the maxim make-up artist didn't get a hold of you and make you look like a totally different person, like the SFL chick :)
The Frymarker
04-17-2003, 07:09 AM
I can't wait for the final outcome, it should be spectacular:D
Paintballer86
04-17-2003, 07:31 AM
awwwww shes so cute! :D
Very nice Clare. Kinda makes me laugh....but very nice. :D
she probably saw this post and is now in hiding..
Clare- Theres a bunch of woman hungry 14 year olds after you!
lopxtc
04-17-2003, 08:25 AM
Cute picture, but those highlights absolutely killed it for me. Normally you have darker hair dont you? Dont kill it with blonde highlights ...
Still a very nice picture though, and done with a nice touch of taste and style.
Aaron
Skoad
04-17-2003, 08:55 AM
Wheres the welts!?
Blaster
04-17-2003, 08:57 AM
She is absolutely beautiful.... Oh, and Clare looks real good too. :D ;)
Vendetta
04-17-2003, 09:12 AM
Wheres the welts!?
I was thinking the same thing. Do you ever get hit?
Mossman
04-17-2003, 09:22 AM
Hit Clare? HIT CLARE?!?! What kind of a mean and heartless individual would even consider hitting Clare?
SlipknotX556
04-17-2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by Mossman
Hit Clare? HIT CLARE?!?! What kind of a mean and heartless individual would even consider hitting Clare?
You would, Moss.
DiRTyBuNNy
04-17-2003, 10:06 AM
one little change..the X-Mag needs to be in front of her knee and not behind it...hahahhaa..(I had to at least be a little nitpick-y or i wouldn't be me)..
Wc Keep
04-17-2003, 10:09 AM
id like to see clare pose with a real lion.:)
PzYcO
04-17-2003, 11:00 AM
very nice, but .. teaser=bad!! we want da real stuph! ;)
Blazingace
04-17-2003, 11:06 AM
And the vote is in..............yes!!!!!! That pic is fantastic. All I can really say is DAMN!!!!!!
WARPED1
04-17-2003, 11:13 AM
Theres an XMag in the pic?! I was too distracted by the................lion......... yeah, the lion. That's the ticket!
Scooter/Cootie
04-17-2003, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Sparks
release a calendar.
Ditto! :D
WARPED1
04-17-2003, 11:41 AM
That would make a nice poster with the AGD lion logo in the botton left corner.
Patron God of Pirates
04-17-2003, 11:43 AM
This is the first PIC of Claire that I've seen that begins to illustrate how attractive she is in person. It's about time.
joeyjoe367
04-17-2003, 11:46 AM
GOt a little "ghosting" and overexposure on her left leg... X-mag should be in front of her knee as stated.. angle of her head should also be a bit diff. so she doens't look like "coneheads"
...if this is the worst picture, Then I can imagine the others will be very nice :)
Rebel46_99
04-17-2003, 12:06 PM
Can we all say.... "HELLOOOOO KITTY!!!"
magman007
04-17-2003, 12:48 PM
Nice clare! You look really good there!
the hair is a little too big, and smile just a little more, and it will be great!
You kinda got that look as if gunga just farted... :)
Good pic tho! i cat wait to see the rest!
datapimp69
04-17-2003, 01:05 PM
anyone else notice that the shoes are to small for here feet?
sniper1rfa
04-17-2003, 01:49 PM
damn, thats a nice gun! its too bad that chick is in the way. although, on further inspection...
;)
Gunga
04-17-2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by magman007
the hair is a little too big, and smile just a little more, and it will be great!
Guys...the pictures are done. Your tips, while nice, aren't going to help. And someone must've been desperate if they had you as a model magman007, as you seem to be speaking from your own personal modeling experiences. ;) :p I know...I've seen you in person.
There are plenty of other pics. Remember, this is the worst one of the bunch. And yes, she's smiling and is in various poses in the other pics. So don't worry! :P
Remington
04-17-2003, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Gunga
There are plenty of other pics. Remember, this is the worst one of the bunch. And yes, she's smiling and is in various poses in the other pics. So don't worry! :P
Okay, so where are they!?! :D ;)
Rebel46_99
04-17-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by datapimp69
anyone else notice that the shoes are to small for here feet?
Data... Used to wearing heels, are you? lol
DW
fire1811
04-17-2003, 02:17 PM
datapimp69 does where heels i have seen the pictures :p
Marek
04-17-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by lopxtc
Cute picture, but those highlights absolutely killed it for me. Normally you have darker hair dont you? Dont kill it with blonde highlights ...
Still a very nice picture though, and done with a nice touch of taste and style.
Aaron
Shes had highlights for a long time, so nothing new. And yes they were blonde too.
lopxtc
04-17-2003, 03:30 PM
Must be more noticable now ... well all that matters is that she likes them I guess.
Aaron
Originally posted by Marek
Shes had highlights for a long time, so nothing new. And yes they were blonde too.
LittMag
04-17-2003, 03:40 PM
Sexy... both of them
Just a quick thought. Maybe Clare hasn't done anything like this in the past because she didn't really want lots of opinions, and criticisms. Yes Yes, we all have the best intentions, I know, no one is really Diss'n her. But if you read through this hole thread up to now, it kinda gets sickening. I should talk though...I drool the most...but what ever. Its still just little ol' Clare.
I could be completely off on this one, but I think we should keep our suggestions to ourselves if more pictures are posted. I'm sure it can get overwhelming.
Tom, when are we doing my 3 page spread? :D
cdawg
04-17-2003, 06:42 PM
Ok, come on guys...
-The tan on her left leg isn't "even" (almost like a light-brown to dark-brown fade, if you will)
-She should have two fingers on the trigger. How will she achieve the 10+ bps necessary to compete on today's highly competitive tourney scene?
-If we could only cut that strand of hair (the 45th one from her left eye) an inch, just an inch shorter, maybe I would consider making this picture my wallpaper.
-Clare, do something about those split ends.
-That lion is obviously fake. Come on, AGD, we pay $1000+ for your products and you give us this LOW budget photo?
-Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but is the ball detent on that feedneck a little to tight?
Well, anyway, just wanted to give my $.02 since I am a professional photographer and all. And if you haven't figured it out yet... you people who bash this insanely hott young lady... I bet yall have some UGLY wives and girlfriends.
I only joke. Nice pic, keep 'em comin Tom.
yeahthatsme
04-17-2003, 06:44 PM
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jayel579
04-17-2003, 06:55 PM
stop talking, more pictures:D
Python14
04-17-2003, 07:04 PM
If I can get lilsnowpixie modeling with my mag, I think you will have some hard competition.:)
Very nice Capo. I like your hair.
Quackman71
04-17-2003, 08:51 PM
I like the stuffed lion...
Creative Mayhem
04-17-2003, 08:56 PM
DAMN GIRL!!! you lookin F - I - N - E !!!!
Can't wait to see the rest.
CM
wobbles82
04-17-2003, 10:03 PM
Chica pow...wow...wow...I never knew a paintball girl could look so great...and thats a bad pic..AHEM, I mean paintball gun could look so great with that cute face and, damnt! What a great pic, you guys should do that thing again where it has the girls melons covered by a hopper and it says someting like "The hopper shouldnt be there; warp feed" Get the lion to do it, wow! ID BUY IT!
Mag Master 04
04-17-2003, 10:20 PM
VERY VERY SEXY!!!, my jaw is on the floor, very sweet, where can i find some of these so called GOOD pics?, that is great clare, very cool!
Hit Clare? HIT CLARE?!?! What kind of a mean and heartless individual would even consider hitting Clare?
I can think of a few. SMILE :D
Peach
04-18-2003, 12:07 AM
How old are some of you guys again?? :P I guess theres a kid in all of us! I don't know what part of the picture I like best. Hmm. Tough!
heftylefty
04-18-2003, 12:08 AM
lookin very beautiful as always Clare. This pic just made my day:)
ntn4502
04-18-2003, 12:10 AM
very very very very NICE!!! Need More!!!
mrhooie
04-18-2003, 12:55 AM
Clare - damn sexy - can't wait to see the rest
who knew you looked so DAMN good ;)
You've caused the ice road across the Mackenzie River to cease operation
BOO YAA
Mango
04-18-2003, 05:09 AM
/me faints
Fantastic picture! Can't wait to see more. I'm very glad they are showing off Clares beauty in a respectful manner.
P.S. I hate you Havoc. ;) lol! j/k bro. You are the luckiest guy I know!
Kaiser Bob
04-18-2003, 10:07 AM
WOWZA.... that's the first time I have ever seen capo dressed in something womanly! Love the stilettos, and the highlights look great. Very very nice (almost speechless) :)
ogre55
04-18-2003, 10:26 AM
That is the classiest "girl modeling marker" pic I have ever seen. Kudos.
Ogre
JesseB
04-18-2003, 11:18 AM
Looks like it represents AGD very well good looks, performance, and class. Congrats.
Although afew of you guys have let the leg humper in you come out. Please show more tact....:rolleyes:
FalconGuy016
04-18-2003, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by EsPo
she probably saw this post and is now in hiding..
Clare- Theres a bunch of woman hungry 14 year olds after you!
hehehehheehe
Very nic epicture :) If its the worst, I cant wait
Mag Master 04
04-18-2003, 12:54 PM
do i smell another AO gang/ group/ club thing?!?!
"tennessee leg hounds represent" WE NEED A LOGO!
lol just playin guys/gals!
and again great pic capo!
Benfica4ever
04-18-2003, 01:09 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: uhhh:eek: wow:eek:
WARPED1
04-18-2003, 01:20 PM
We need/want the other pics!
darklord
04-18-2003, 06:52 PM
I don't think I can really say anything that hasn't already been said, so uh.... yeah, lookin good Clare. :D A photo shoot usually consists of multiple pics, though ;) bust out the others!
fire1811
04-18-2003, 06:58 PM
tom your such a tease :p
wow clare, nice pic! you came came out looking very beautiful.;)
Surreal
04-19-2003, 12:50 PM
no offense clare, but that pic is pretty bad, except for her legs :)
but, regardless, i think you left alot of sticky keyboards.
magman007
04-19-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Gunga
Guys...the pictures are done. Your tips, while nice, aren't going to help. And someone must've been desperate if they had you as a model magman007, as you seem to be speaking from your own personal modeling experiences. ;) :p I know...I've seen you in person.
There are plenty of other pics. Remember, this is the worst one of the bunch. And yes, she's smiling and is in various poses in the other pics. So don't worry! :P
what jj you dont think im sexy? Damn, what a let down....
Hehe, i was just commenting on the worst picture thats all! no hatin on clare evar!
And, it does look good man!
spantol
04-19-2003, 03:54 PM
Lest anyone get the wrong impression, I'm sure Surreal here is referring to people seeing this remarkable picture and doing a spit-take, spewing the beverage of their choice all over their keyboards.
Originally posted by Surreal
but, regardless, i think you left alot of sticky keyboards.
WARPED1
04-19-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by spantol
Lest people get the wrong impression, I'm sure Surreal here is referring to people seeing this remarkable picture and doing a spit-take, spewing the beverage of their choice all over their keyboards.
Mine was just drool:D .
I hadn't refilled my lemonade yet!
Where's the other pics man?!:D
Gunga
04-19-2003, 11:09 PM
Okay okay...here's another pic. This one's of Clare fighting off the autograph seekers after her photo shoot. ;) :D
Mossman
04-19-2003, 11:20 PM
Aww how cute, playing hard to get :)
_Spork_1
04-19-2003, 11:30 PM
she looks so....so.....happy!.....:)
Surreal
04-20-2003, 12:17 AM
talk to the hand, girlfriend!
WARPED1
04-20-2003, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by ogre55
That is the classiest "girl modeling marker" pic I have ever seen. Kudos.
Ogre I agree completly! Well done and tasteful.
Clare
04-20-2003, 10:29 PM
Thanks everyone for the compliments and comments! I'm not a model but just a paintball player so I'm flattered that some people out there actually like it. Tom did a great job of taking Manny's, Jay's, and my pictures. He worked diligently to get precisely what he wanted out of the photo shoots.
Okay okay...here's another pic. This one's of Clare fighting off the autograph seekers after her photo shoot.
I was just blocking the camera that Gunga had shoved in my face on the way to the airport!
Gunga
04-20-2003, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by CaPoEiRa
I was just blocking the camera that Gunga had shoved in my face on the way to the airport!
I'll have you know that I took that pic on the way to the factory, young lady!!! :p :D
Clare
04-20-2003, 10:39 PM
could have sworn it was to the airport...alright fine, to the factory! :rolleyes: :p
cphilip
04-21-2003, 09:22 AM
I did see Clare like the next day and I must say she was looking rather spiffy! ;) I got me a hug too!!!! :p
I told her I had some candy back at the room but for some reason she never came to get it. Wonder whats up with that? :D
The Frymarker
04-21-2003, 10:38 AM
Cphil maybe someone else already gave her some candy?!:D :p
cphilip
04-21-2003, 11:35 AM
...heh....well I bet they at least tried... :D
fire1811
04-21-2003, 11:38 AM
hmmm do kitty's like milk duds??? :D
Riotz
04-21-2003, 12:45 PM
I bet Gunga made some duplicates for his own personal depressing collection. Especially the thong pics :p :D
SpongeBobSquarePants
04-21-2003, 07:44 PM
In the words of the great spraying mango
Bow chica bow wow : D
Please release a clander or some posters or something pretty please
Originally posted by Riotz
Especially the thong pics :p :D
Also will someone PLEASE tell me how i missed those;)
Originally posted by SpongeBobSquarePants
Also will someone PLEASE tell me how i missed those;)
I dont think they ever happened. I think SOME ONE is dillusional, and needs to be slapped. ;) :D
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