The Wrath Of Tom!

[Star_Base_CGI]

We all know what happened to Kahn...

[AGD]

Have you seen my other movies??

I stared in Gladiator

[AGD]

And this is another little one you might have heard of....

[AGD]

I had a lot of fun with this one.

[AGD]

Kahn wasn't half as tough as I had to be here!

[AGD]

It was fun working with Cameron on this film.

[AGD]

I had to quit the Bond films to do theater.

[AGD]

But most recently I dabbled into historic fantasy.

[Grasshopper]

You also stared in "Saving Private Ryan", did you not?

[AGD]

(Starbase, if your going to do a promo poster at least make it LOOK good and keep up with the rest of us)

King of stage, screen and airwaves,

AGD

[Grasshopper]

Originally posted by AGD
(Starbase, if your going to do a promo poster at least make it LOOK good and keep up with the rest of us)

King of stage, screen and airwaves,

AGD

Yea, at least make yours look good, Starbase!

[Star_Base_CGI]

This thread was so funny, I literally almost messed my pants, Litteraly.

Now obviously, alls I had to work with is this crappy, old busted movie poster that Paramount made, looks like they made it with Pastel markers, or oil paints. Im sure they paid someone, in Hollywood, hooked on drugs, living in a row house, alot of money, thousands of dollars to make this poster. Which I worked on for about 2 hours. That is all Im budgted for.

I was just trying to promote Spplat Attack, and now Im all feeling depressed and what not because you guys at AGD are so much better than me.

Whats a good way for a Trekkie to off himself. I was thinking I could go online and buy some of Jerry Ryans panty hose and hang myself from the refrigerator door.

PS. I dont need any suggestions. Ill think of something.

[Star_Base_CGI]

I tell you what. I feel bad that paramount is all old, busted and broke. So I will throw in one of my custom Star Base CGI 3D Studio max renderings of Enterprise. This would cost Paramount like $10,000 to make.

[G-Rock]

personally,

I liked the old busted out one better Star_Base.

chris

[AGD]

Star,

Fix my head better, the rest is fine. Do that and I will add it to my official movie roster list. (I really do like it)

AGD

[*ArKfEaR*]

you guys are nuts...

[WARPED1]

This was hilarious, Tom, you are the king of the big screen!

[yagrmiestr]

It's funny how you big hollywood types only remember your successful movies. ;)

http://homepage.mac.com/yagrmiestr/.Public/waterworld_kaye.jpg

[WARPED1]

I loved Waterworld, Dennis Hopper was awesome!

[TooDamnSweet]

OMG!!! This thread is hilarious! I need to print all these out and put them up on my wall!

I didn't realize it was so easy to be in the movies, too bad I don't know anything about photoshop. LOL

[Star_Base_CGI]

Originally posted by AGD
Star,

Fix my head better, the rest is fine. Do that and I will add it to my official movie roster list. (I really do like it)

AGD

Hey Guys, any ideas on what I could do to fix Toms head.

Obviously, I dont want to make it any bigger. If I make his head any bigger he will stop making XMAGS and production will drop to 0.

I could make his nose smaller.

I could make it less contrasty

I could Put Kahns Hair on his head?

Any ideas? Besides Go Kill yourself Trekkie?

[PzYcO]

Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
OMG!!! This thread is hilarious! I need to print all these out and put them up on my wall!

I didn't realize it was so easy to be in the movies, too bad I don't know anything about photoshop. LOL

Poster avalible in AGD Store :

http://store.airgun.com/agdprod/images/apparel/ACF4D1.jpg

[nato]

I tell you what! This is quality entertainment at no charge! Quality AO style that is... great job guys!!!
:p N.A.T.O.:p

[tranman]

Maybe put Tom's head lower on the neck, the neck looks oddly long in that pic.

[Star_Base_CGI]

I added Kahns Hair but I have a feeling that no matter what I do. There will be something about it Tom wont like.

Cause he has his favorites. All you guys are his favorites and we have to keep up the trash talk for the game for all appearances. wink wink.

[RetroEclipseMan]

Yeah, I'd move his head down a bit cause the way the head is you wouldn't see much of the neck anyways, also try feathering your selection about 2 pixels and then after you delete the unneeded pixels deselct it and then defringe it another 2 pixels. That should make the image blend a little better and not make it stand out as much. Then maybe add a little film grain texture so that it matches the texture of the poster a bit. Other than that I'd have to mess with it a bit to really get it to work.

edit: ah ya made the changes before I could post this. Never mind i guess.

[56kSomeGuy]

My favorite movie...

[56kSomeGuy]

another favorite...(I have nothing better to do)

[darklord]

Originally posted by yagrmiestr
It's funny how you big hollywood types only remember your successful movies. ;)

http://homepage.mac.com/yagrmiestr/.Public/waterworld_kaye.jpg LOL! Is it just me, or is that the funniest rendering of Tom ever????? It looks so hilarious

[TJ03A]

Originally posted by AGD
But most recently I dabbled into historic fantasy.

I thought you were 'The Bad Guy' in that one?

I am so looking forward to Spplat Attack II, no shuttle silliness so all you guys who missed out on shooting the Tiger in Joliet will have plenty of opportunities at EMR

[Badabing]

All I can say is that you guys all have way too much time on your hands. nuff said

[Cypres0099]

I thought I'd improve on Grasshoppers idea a little bit.

If I could get some good pictures of more of the AGD staff I could try to put them in the other spots.

[Mag Master 04]

this is the coolest/funniest thread in the world...i had to save all these for later date, cypres...thats pritty cool stuff, yurs looks ALOT better

[Cypres0099]

A classic...

[BTAutoMag]

oh god i love this thread

[yagrmiestr]

A soon to be classic.... :p

http://homepage.mac.com/yagrmiestr/.Public/jackass2.jpg

http://homepage.mac.com/yagrmiestr/.Public/jackass1.jpg

[BTAutoMag]

oooooooooo spmeone get the old little shop of horrors cover, with jack nicholson. you can have some major fun with that

[jdev]

my favorite movie that tom was in was mallrats.. go tom go.. star of the cinema

[jdev]

another personal fav of mine:


*picture quote*

"i believe you have my x-mag.."

[AGD]

These are GREAT!! Carol and I are laughing at every one! Please send hi res versions to contest@airgun.com so I can keep them on file for "future use"

Thanks and keep 'em coming!!

AGD

[AGD]

All right TIME FOR A CONTEST!! Everyone submit your best movie poster pic and we will vote on winner and that person
will win a Warp Feed!!

Multiple entries ok, all submisions the property of AGD. We reserve the right to change the rules any time for any reason. Decisions of the AGD staff are final. Mods and employees of AGD not eligible. Multiple submissions of the same poster will have the first submission given priority. Contestants may be disqualified if vote tampering is found.

Let them rip!!

AGD

[Star_Base_CGI]

This is the last version of Wrath of Tom, with noise and blurr added to the hair.

[Cypres0099]

So do we post here or send it to that email?

[Star_Base_CGI]

Post here.

I think Tom maybe wants posters. If you have a larger version, 1000 or 1200 Pixels wide mail it to him so he could have it printed up.

[dansim]

HEHE, did you know tom also starred in a very contreversal cartoon movie a couple of years back, it was the first ever preview of teh xmag.(i need some one with photoshop to help, all i have is paint and id like to put Seton Court inplace of southpark in the poster and maybe clean up teh text and look;) )

[warpfeedmod]

Originally posted by Star_Base_CGI
I was thinking I could go online and buy some of Jerry Ryans panty hose and hang myself from the refrigerator door.


can I have em when yer done? She can assimilate me anyday heh

but seriously I like all those posters. I don't think there's anything wrong with the Wrath of Tom one...:p
A heckuva lot better then anything I could do.

[Star_Base_CGI]

Did anyone notice Tom is now giving away a Warp Feed? Who will win?

WARP FEED AHEAD!

http://store.airgun.com/agdprod/images/warpfeeds/stockwarps_med.jpg

I like the Blue one the Best.

[Cryer]

:D

[WARPED1]

The T Om(B Rad) one still has me laughin', I nearly choked to death!
Man, I have PS 7.0, but I can't figure it out for the life of me. Wheres a good place to learn?(sites)

[Xen]

meh couldnt find a bigger orig pic

[xadamx]

Originally posted by Xen
meh couldnt find a bigger orig pic

i was waiting for somebody to put up a porn one. i knew it had to happen eventually!:o

[WARPED1]

TK's da man yo!

[BTAutoMag]

lets see what would he look good on... how bout a freddie couger movie poster:D

[Xen]

nother cause i was borred :rolleyes:

[56kSomeGuy]

SECRET AGENT MAN

[Xen]

you spelled toms name wrong in your poster :rolleyes:

[dansim]

boo fricken hoo xen, he always spells it wrong leave him alone

[56kSomeGuy]

oops didn't know there was a e in kaye always thought it was kay (Im a bad speller always have been always will be)

[Xen]

i figured a mindless drone like yourself danism would try to dethrone me of my power!

[dansim]

what throne?


seriously....
anyway heres another pic i slapped together in ms paint..sorry i dont have photoshop im not as cool as you:rolleyes: and yes i know the hands dont match toms skin color i got bored

[Cypres0099]

It's really hard to find pictures of AGD people... I hope everyone I put on there is from AGD :confused: and I hope I didn't put someone in there twice.

Anyways, here is another rendition of the Saving Private Ryan poster.

Recognize anyone?

[PzYcO]

Is it possible that someone can post a lot of pics of toms head? Thanks

[Cryer]

Originally posted by AGD
All right TIME FOR A CONTEST!! Everyone submit your best movie poster pic and we will vote on winner and that person
will win a Warp Feed!!

Multiple entries ok, all submisions the property of AGD. We reserve the right to change the rules any time for any reason. Decisions of the AGD staff are final. Mods and employees of AGD not eligible. Multiple submissions of the same poster will have the first submission given priority. Contestants may be disqualified if vote tampering is found.

Let them rip!!

AGD
Is there a deadline? say 1 week?

[Grasshopper]

I think I should win :)

[WARPED1]

If it matters, Cypress' "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN" one has my vote!

[Star_Base_CGI]

Originally posted by WARPED1
If it matters, Cypress' "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN" one has my vote!

Traitor.
Just for that Im not letting you hold my warp feed setup.

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by Star_Base_CGI


Traitor.
Just for that Im not letting you hold my warp feed setup. I have 2 warp feeds!:p Well, 1, with 1 coming soon! I am a lil borgy ya know!

[BTAutoMag]

my weak entry

[56kSomeGuy]

I finally spelt tom's last name right:)

[temps]

The Secret Tom dosn't want you to know...

The real reason the X-mags are taking so long...

Toms current "project"

http://linux2-cs.johnabbott.qc.ca/~cs326_10/tom_reloaded.jpg

[temps]

Do I even have to explain this one???
edit: Fixed the picture with lighting and shading, you can look at the old pic here (http://linux2-cs.johnabbott.qc.ca/~cs326_10/tom_godfather.jpg).

http://linux2-cs.johnabbott.qc.ca/~cs326_10/godfather_tom.jpg

[Nobody077]

:D

[Nobody077]

:)

[Cypres0099]

Tom's a sly devil...

[Cypres0099]

Awwww, look how cute...

[dansim]

:D

[PzYcO]

.. ;)

[Cypres0099]

Not the greatest but....

[AGD]

Guys,

I realize that all the pics you have of me I'm smiling. I will help things along by posting pics from a bunch of angles without the smile!

AGD

They are here:
TK Face (http://www.automags.org/~TomAGD/tk_face/)

[temps]

Thanks Tom, I always had touble finding your face at the right angle :D

[Cypres0099]

Yet another classic...

[Cypres0099]

Just pluggin away...

[Xen]

weee

[Nobody077]

:) Sorry Tom :D but you gota love the Rocky Horror Picture Show

[AGD]

I LOVE Rocky Horror! (since 1976)

AGD

[AGD]

Guys,

PLEASE try and color cordinate my face with the poster skin tones. Thats the ONLY thing standing out in some of the artwork!

AGD

[dansim]

okay heres my first attempt with microsoft picture it lol yes tom has a pretty square jaw

[dansim]

lol thats bad anyway i fixed the gilmore skin tones

[dansim]

did you see tom in chicago!

[dansim]

how bout caddy shack?(the tones were really hard to match in this one sorry

[FalconGuy016]

cryer's is amazing!! lol I couldnt stop laughing

[Evil Bob]

By far Cryer's is the best, it captures the feeling of the typical Mag owner nicely, being the ugly duckling :)

-Evil Bob

[Cypres0099]

Tom's buff...

[cdawg]

Where are yall getting your movie posters? So far I've used Google Image Search and http://www.cdcovers.cc/

Anyone else wanna share resources? It's for a greater good!

[dansim]

http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?aid=675666&c=c&search=101

[Cypres0099]

I get mine at allposters.com.

[Cypres0099]

War movies really work for Tom...

[Cypres0099]

:D

[Zygote]

taxi driver

[TooDamnSweet]

Wow! These are all great!

[cdawg]

har har har

[p8ntball72]

Tom..the 70's called,and they want their suit back..

[TNS2k2]

OH yeah!

[TNS2k2]

its Tom and Silent Bob strike back!!!

[Clare]

I know I'm not eligible for the contest but I couldn't resist joining in the fun.

[Cryer]

Originally posted by FalconGuy016
cryer's is amazing!! lol I couldnt stop laughing


Originally posted by Evil Bob
By far Cryer's is the best, it captures the feeling of the typical Mag owner nicely, being the ugly duckling :)


I think this, too...:p

Thanks, guys! glad you like it

[AGD]

Nice job Capo! (wait until we contest you...)

AGD

[AGD]

Allposters.com has a HUGE selection! How about some Vin Diesel??

AGD

[WARPED1]

I wish I could figure out photoshop, I have 7.0 and nary a clue how to use it.

[Cliffio]

not a movie poster, but something from the past

[pbzmag]

Ok, here's my attempt @ Photoshopping...

[TNS2k2]

Its Tom Kaye in...... xXx

[Cryer]

I know Lord of the rings has been used, but I used this picture because I remember hearing somewhere that TK was going to play Sauron in the 2 towers scenario....
Anyways, I did my best to match the color, and I changed the Title

[TNS2k2]

here is a little bit of goofing off.

AFRAID YOU ARE?!?!?! hmmmmm

[Nick1Shot]

http://www.1shotprod.com/Resources/college.jpeg

Nick
1Shot

[Nick1Shot]

http://www.1shotprod.com/Resources/kayelander.jpeg

Nick
1Shot

[Nick1Shot]

http://www.1shotprod.com/Resources/magstersinc.jpeg

Nick
1Shot

[dansim]

wow nick you got some mad skillz yo:D

[edweird]

here ya go... although i dont have Photoshop I did my best with MS Paint

[Carnage]

Nick1shot the magster inc is the best rofl!

[runningman]

tom kaye in miami

[cdawg]

har har har

[cdawg]

Tom - do you want us to email all pics to contest@airgun.com or just post here?

[Daroach]

hahaha, this is soooo funny, to bad i ain't much of a photoshopper

someone needs to get tom in the movie "Boondock Saints"!

so comman guys

[ProjectMag]

I tried but there's not much you can do with MS Paint. Anyways I'll leave it to the photoshop pros. Someone's got to put him in the movie Joe Dirt. :D

[TNS2k2]

By Request here is Boondock Tom!!

[Skoad]

where you guys getting all this pictures of tom?

[1shot]

I saw this and had to use it.
You da' man, Tom.

bob




http://www.1shotprod.com/Resources/minimeagd.jpeg

[1shot]

I've always noticed a resemblance between Tom and Bill Murray. And I've never seen the two of them together, either.

bob
www.1shotprod.com



http://www.1shotprod.com/Resources/agdstripes.jpeg

[TNS2k2]

The Magfather- part III

[Patron God of Pirates]

To bad I don't have more time for this

I could add to my Warp Feed collection :snicker:

[logamus]

its contests like this that make me want to buy photoshop!!! these are all champion, im glad im not picking the winner.

[TNS2k2]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[chizle97]

how can tom play lord sauron in the scenerio. Unless he were to play SAUROMON he would be nothing but an evil spirit type thing. Just wonderin. funny as heck posters by the way. LOVE the boonedock saint one.(the only good straight to video movie) also for funny as heck photoshops go to www.somethingawful.com.

[Cypres0099]

As requested by Tom.... :D

[Cypres0099]

I'm running out of stuff... and I screwed this one up...

[Bam86]

http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/34380/10.jpg

[cdawg]

nice lady tom

[cdawg]

oh wadup john

[AGD]

Photoshopers,

Many different face shots of me can be found HERE

http://www.automags.org/~TomAGD/tk_face/


http://www.automags.org/~TomAGD/tk_face/P1010001.jpg

[Cypres0099]

But alas... no straight on shot. It's been plaguing me. ;)

[xadamx]

Originally posted by Cypres0099
But alas... no straight on shot. It's been plaguing me. ;)
that might break the lens and turn the photographer to stone!!





haha jk jk tom :D

[abrewin450]

tominator

[Zygote]

It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

[maximum]

Awesome zygote!

- Maximum

[AGD]

Guys,

MORE TK FACE shots up in the same place at

www.automags.org/~TomAGD/tk_face/

[lack of grace]

http://users.rcn.com/mossman11/kaye.gif

im surpized no one did this yet

[lack of grace]

note the saying at the top...

The time has come
for those who are different
to stand united.

[Mossman]

LOL these are all so great. I'll get workin' on my entry tomorrow :D

[Jerhew]

not too bad considering i used paint
http://members.aol.com/jerhew/images/magfiction3.jpg

[Mossman]

LOL, latenight attempt #1. Tom lay off the coke :D

[Mossman]

AWWW common jerhew that's not kosher, i was working on mine for a while :o

[Jerhew]

lol so was i...
great minds think alike i guess
i was gonna use that picture too

[Jacko]

You got to love Photoshop. I think TNS2k2's E.T. and CYPRESS0099's Windtalkers look the best so far.

[Daroach]

I dunno, Cryers "paintballs most wanted" along with the X-men one is really good too


and thats a NICE boondock saints tom!

[jaylock33]

1st try

[PRPB]

:cool:

[PRPB]

I messed something up. So here it is again.

[TNS2k2]

here is Tom Kaye in.... Paintspotting

[jaylock33]

some Tom and some shinning

[TNS2k2]

Tom Kaye is....Mr.Deeds.

I am not sure if this one was done or not, but it was fun doing it...

[PRPB]

...
http://www.angelfire.com/linux/teamblackout/images/wotk04.png

[Jerhew]

Originally posted by jaylock33
some Tom and some shinning

i was gonna use the other poster from the shining...
i think it's better
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/7/OP4_a.JPG
but it's not worth doing with ms paint...
i need photoshop

[PRPB]

...

[PRPB]

and another...

[WARPED1]

That Conan one is funny!

[LaW]

http://www.uwm.edu/~jbrunner/tomfuture.jpg

[AGD]

These are JUST GREAT!! I am loving it!!

AGD

[Daroach]

Originally posted by AGD
These are JUST GREAT!! I am loving it!!


well of course you are, yer the one getting all the attention! :p

btw, that warp left breech for my Xmag RULES!

thanx again!

[Gman63]

Hows this?

[Zygote]

www.moviegoods.com has a lot of good movie posters. They're all about 7"x12" at 72dpi. The only bad thing is that they put a watermark across the lower part of the image which you'll either have to photoshop out, crop out, or live with. The right-click/save function is disabled too but you can drag the image into your pirated copy of photoshop and it will work just fine. I don't believe this works for mspaint though.

[jaylock33]

jerhew, i just wanted the shinning and that was the first one I came across didn't even think to look for others oh well.

[Zygote]

its from the wrong angle, but the picture was too funny not to use

[Cypres0099]

Woohoo!!!

[TNS2k2]

Tom Kaye is.... The Bourne Identity...

[Cypres0099]

This was just really funny to me. Especially in comparison with the real poster... :D

[Cypres0099]

A little variation...

[TNS2k2]

Tom also starred in....

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon!

[Cypres0099]

I think everyone knows where this one came from...

[LaW]

Originally posted by Cypres0099
I think everyone knows where this on came from...

lmao lol classic!

[bryceeden]

This is a poster from a real movie.

[LaW]

Originally posted by TNS2k2
Tom also starred in....

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon!


dude, its Crouching Tiger Hidden Tom

lol change that

[Cypres0099]

the thread is starting to slow down a bit...

[Cypres0099]

This is just plain funny...

[Skoad]

I thought this would be a fitting poster to compliment his game ;)




pardon the crappy job

[Cypres0099]

I changed the name on the Windtalkers one, didn't want to edit...

[Crimson_Turkey]

My first real attempt at photoshop.

Out of Tom's films this is probably the most influental. It is truly a classic.

[LaW]

Originally posted by Crimson_Turkey
My first real attempt at photoshop.

Out of Tom's films this is probably the most influental. It is truly a classic.

his head is not really in proportion to his body :) but not bad

[Crimson_Turkey]

For some reason the head was blown up in the origional too. Decided to follow suit.

[Gman63]

Of all of Tom's films this has to be the best

[WARPED1]

The Silence of the Cockers: "Have the cockers stopped screaming Bud?"

[PzYcO]

oops!

[Nick1Shot]

http://www.1shotprod.com/Resources/brownsuga.jpeg

TKaye Diggs

[Nick1Shot]

This is fun:

http://www.1shotprod.com/Resources/ghostbusterscopy.jpeg

http://www.1shotprod.com/Resources/montypython.jpeg

Okay, I'm going to bed.

Nick
1Shot

[Clare]

Tom is so versatile

[Nick1Shot]

http://www.1shotprod.com/Resources/spaceballs.jpeg

[Crimson_Turkey]

Capo, im still lauging and vomiting at the same time from that last one.

[Gman63]

Just to keep it going, I found this one in a web search, Great Make-up Tom :)

[mag-hatter]

:D

[mag-hatter]

MUHAHA

[mag-hatter]

asd

[Strider]

Tom takes on Tom Riddle in the Chamber!

(More to come as I get more lunch hours :))

[emag_slurpee]

I love this movie...

[emag_slurpee]

Tom was a bad-a$$ in this movie...
***Edit: I can't Spell when I'm Tired***

[Strider]

Tom led the new generation into deep space:

[Cypres0099]

Dashing...

[jaylock33]

sorry about the poster quality.

[jaylock33]

I don't think I've seen this one yet.

[jaylock33]

anyone know when this contest wraps up. Just wondering.

[Cypres0099]

I was just wondering that myself

[AGD]

we will probably do the vote off next week.

AGD

[FalconGuy016]

I dont know how you guys are going to vote for this... there are just too many good ones

[Cypres0099]

I know how I'd vote... Mine are the best lol :D

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by Cypres0099
I know how I'd vote... Mine are the best lol :D I vote for his "Saving Private Ryan" one

[Burphel]

My entry... Two classic images come together...

http://users.clarkston.com/burphel/Dirty%20Tommy.jpg

[Tyger]

Warning : I'm a LOUSY artist for electronic media.... But, you get the idea....

-Tyger

[poloniusreep]

RETURN OF THE KAYE

[Nomad]

Tom, who knew you had such an international fame?

OR

The proof that Tom Kaye is a Vampire!

[poloniusreep]

Didn't they use chocolate syrup for blood in your shower scene?

[Cryer]

Originally posted by poloniusreep
Didn't they use chocolate syrup for blood in your shower scene?

no, they broke open paintballs with red fill:p

[poloniusreep]

Ohh of course they did:D

[Drgnwyng]

some of these scare me

[poloniusreep]

Perhaps Tom's best work

[AGD]

Ok I am closing the thread and will have the AGD staff vote on the winner! This has to be one of the funniest threads ever on AO!! You guys are too much!

Thanks for making me a star,

AGD