Jason Stearns
04-30-2003, 08:02 PM
Why I am Tired..........
I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 4 million.
800,000 are retired, that leaves 3.2 million to do the work.
There are 1.6 million in school, which leaves 1.6 million to do the work.
About 640,000 housewives, leaves 960,000 to do the work.
Of this there are 496,000 employed by the Central Government, leaving 464,000 to do the work.
Take from the total the 247,000 people who work for Municipalities/Local Government.
And that leaves 217,000 to do the work.
Approx 197,825 on then benefit, leaves 19,175
Less the 10,442 in our armed forces, leaves 8,733 to do the work.
Now, there are 5,671 people in prisons, leaving 3,062 to do the work.
At any given time there are 3,060 people in hospitals, that leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me. And there you are sitting on your chair, at your computer, reading jokes.
I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 4 million.
800,000 are retired, that leaves 3.2 million to do the work.
There are 1.6 million in school, which leaves 1.6 million to do the work.
About 640,000 housewives, leaves 960,000 to do the work.
Of this there are 496,000 employed by the Central Government, leaving 464,000 to do the work.
Take from the total the 247,000 people who work for Municipalities/Local Government.
And that leaves 217,000 to do the work.
Approx 197,825 on then benefit, leaves 19,175
Less the 10,442 in our armed forces, leaves 8,733 to do the work.
Now, there are 5,671 people in prisons, leaving 3,062 to do the work.
At any given time there are 3,060 people in hospitals, that leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me. And there you are sitting on your chair, at your computer, reading jokes.