Funniest Video Ever. (Not a Repeat)

[Blazestorm]

www.redvsblue.com

Watch the blood gulch series (only 1-6 are important)

I have never laughed so hard in my life. Seriously... IT's just so damn funny, and they release a new episode every week :D

[CasingBill]

I just watched episode 1. That was hysterical. Be warned though people...there is some foul language. But still hysterical. I can never figure out how some people come up this stuff.

[dansim]

hahhaha lol,

"what animal has tusks?"
"a walrus?"
"What did i tell you about makin up animals?"

lol


~edit 3000 post wooteh

[FalconGuy016]

Agh!!! Its not working! The download wont start :(
I love funny things :(

[Blazestorm]

It's still the funniest stuff I have ever seen in my entire life, I couldn't stop laughing.

I thought episode 2 was funny... omg you gotta see episode 6

[Ironmag]

I just really enjoy stuff like this. Kinda reminds me of the show on G4TV that does something similar but this is a whole lot funnier.

[OKJEFF4]

"What about the Chupathingie?"
OMG, that's hilarious.

[shartley]

Good stuff.... :D

[personman]

lol #6 is great.. where the guy thinks he went back in time... hahah great stuff..

I wish they put em out more often tho...

[cris8762]

omg, i just watched every single one!!

grif is da man!! (yellow guy)

"our base is the other way dumbass"

"uh, yeah, i knew that, i just got turned around"

LOL!!!!! omg, i lauged for like 5 minutes straight after i saw number 6

[alkafluence]

After a long heated discussion by Red, about why it is called the Warthog and the yellow-red guy says its a Puma.

Blue Sniper- "Looks like they got a new car down there"

Light Blue- "Looks like some sort of a big cat"

Sniper- "Like a Puma!"


I almost died laughing...

BTW- this was up on slashdot about a week or two ago

[Ultimator]

Haha, very amusing. Nothing can replace that video of the fat geek with the golf ball retriever doing jedi moves though :).

[CasingBill]

2 new vids in the series are out.
Sombody gets killed!!!:D

[Blazestorm]

Think of someone related to god.

/me cries... why oh why... that was funny at the end of episode 8. Shut up and Die you prick. OK! urrgghhuugggle BLEH.

[FooTemps]

YES UGH BLEH IS AWESOME!!! lol... too bad _________ dies... He was my favorite character next to grif...

[Blazestorm]

he was mine too :( so f'in funny... /me cries...
I'm gonna go watch all the episodes again. :D

[AutomagBoy]

I lay $10 down that the every one will kill each other and the only ones left will be the newbs and they wont fight and will go home.

[Blazestorm]

Better payup soon ;) :D

[Will Wood]

LOL good stuff.. that cheered my boring night up. (When I should be studying for finals lol)

[Blazestorm]

taking a break from finals is good

It'll make you do better. So watch some more movies ;) :D

It'll only takes 30 minutes?

[SlipknotX556]

Originally posted by Blazestorm
It'll only takes 30 minutes?


I want to know who actually studies for finals anymore... I mean with all the review they give us in school, why bother taking time away from our home life to study.

[xmetal2001]

Best video's EVER MADE. WOW, that was amazing.

[m-98]

Very funny, thanks.

[darklord]

I finally got to watch all of the episodes... wow, that really is comedy. Teh flag....lol...:D

[bornl33t]

Eh there were ok, nothing great....





























PSYCH!

[dansim]

dude wont he just respawn?

[FooTemps]

I sure hope so... It might just be elimination with no respawn or something...

[ShooterJM]

I love that site!



Tucker - " Forget what I said before, we can definately pick up chicks in this thing. Probably 2 or 3 chicks apiece. "

Church - "Oh man, listen to you. What are you going to do with two chicks"

Tucker - "Church, women are like voltron the more you can hook up, the better it gets"

:D :D

[magman007]

Originally posted by FooTemps
YES UGH BLEH IS AWESOME!!! lol... too bad _________ dies... He was my favorite character next to grif...


btw his name was church.... great character!

[FooTemps]

I KNOW HIS NAME IS CHURCH STUPID! I DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL IT FOR ANYONE ELSE!

[magman007]

gah sorry guys, i just thought that foo was stupid!


he will be back, either that or Tex as shown in the beginning episode 0 the intro will take his place.

Also, lets name all the characters shall we?


On the red team!:

Sarge
Simmons
Griff
Lopez
Private Donut


On the blue team!:

Tucker
Church(not sure on status)
Rookie

and no one else that we have met


These guys are great! i cant wait till the next episode!

[Ultimator]

LMAO!

"You shot Church you team killing f&*ktard!"

[Blazestorm]

"Holy F***, Church... are you ok?"

The way he said that just CRACKED me up.

I had my speakers up and I started cracking up and my dad walked in and I showed it to him. At first I thought he'd be mad but he just laughed at it. Hell I'm gonna watch them again.

and the "You killed Church you Teamkilling F***Tard!"

Best Part in the entire episode

[magman007]

i loved when they got in the wharthog(puma, walrus, big foot etc) and the polka music was playing, it was so random for something in the middle of a box canyon!


Also, i loved when they were being targeted by the tank, and there like on 3 and grif starts running and simmons says

"you back stabbing c***bite!"


also, you gotta love rookie on the blue team trying to drive the tank and asking "why oh why are there 6 pedals if theres only 4 directions"



Hehehe i love this series its so great

[Remington]

Originally posted by Blazestorm
"Holy F***, Church... are you ok?"

The way he said that just CRACKED me up.

I had my speakers up and I started cracking up and my dad walked in and I showed it to him. At first I thought he'd be mad but he just laughed at it. Hell I'm gonna watch them again.

and the "You killed Church you Teamkilling F***Tard!"

Best Part in the entire episode

Those are my two favorite parts of the whole series! I love these videos so much I burned them onto a CD. :D

[Blazestorm]

if you donate 20 bucks, you'll get a DVD at the end of it with 22 episodes connected together! :D

I just love that.

Oh yah.


"That's not a target, that's church"

"Yah its me church, whats goin on man?"

"Target Locked"

"Target Unlock UNLOCK, Please help me nice lady!"

"Firing Main Cannon"

"Uh oh"

"Uh oh"

"What the... Son of a"

*BOOOOM*

"Holy F***, Church are you ok? Talk to me, Church Church!"

"You killed Church you teamkilling F***tard"

"Tucker... TUCKER"

"What is it man its going to be alright"

"I just wanted to let you know..."

"Yah?"

"I always hated you, I always hated you the most."

"I know, now hurry up and die you prick"

"Ok... Urrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh BLEH"


Seriously, this is the funniest online video series EVER.

MUST DONATE 20 DOLLAR

[RiddalinJunkie08]

--what are they doing?

--im so freakin sick of that question...they are standing there and talking...just like last week when you asked that,and 5 minutes ago when you asked that, and in 5 minutes when you ask me what they are doing ill say they are standing there and talking.

--oh, what are they talking about?

--i freakin hate you.


yes i have no life... im an internet junkie but i laughed my *** off wheni saw that stuff.

[RiddalinJunkie08]

how do i burn the episodes onto a cd?
plz help me out

[AcemanPB]

I guess I'm the only one but I didn't think it was that funny at all....

Looked to me like a couple of guys with an Xbox, Halo, and WAY too much time on their hands. I really don't see what was that funny about the whole thing.

[Blazestorm]

That's sad. Ok... even SHARTLEY liked it, and he usually hates things that are funny to me. :D

[_Spork_1]

it wont play on any of my players, where do i download new upgrades for divx?

[Blazestorm]

www.divx.com

www.quicktime.com

just a tought :p

[_Spork_1]

i was just testing you!

[Blazestorm]

http://www.redvsblue.com/spookypage.shtml
NEW REDVSBLUE EPISODE

Really... Really... FUNNY.

I think one of the best

[FooTemps]

Originally posted by AcemanPB
I guess I'm the only one but I didn't think it was that funny at all....

Looked to me like a couple of guys with an Xbox, Halo, and WAY too much time on their hands. I really don't see what was that funny about the whole thing.

Did you even listen to the dialouge or were you just ignoring all the talking because you thought it was gonna be some dumb halo talk?

[the JoKeR]

Originally posted by AcemanPB
I guess I'm the only one but I didn't think it was that funny at all....

I didn't thing Fargo was all that funny either, but I must have been one of the few on the planet who felt that way. My wife couldn't care less about video games, but still thought these videos were funny.

[_Spork_1]

how come it doesn't work on my media players stillllllll:(

[Remington]

You need either Quicktime 6.3 or DiVx to run them! :D

[GT]

we need to start a RvB fan club

jb

[Remington]

Originally posted by gtrsi
we need to start a RvB fan club

jb

I concur! :D

[GT]

Originally posted by Remington


I concur! :D

I started the RvB fanclub thread. anyone with photshop skills feel free to chop something up.

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=86514

jb

[SlipknotX556]

I have them all now. I still laugh everytime. :D


"You shot church you team killing *beep* tard. I love that line, its my new phrase.

[SlipknotX556]

I want a DVD with all of them that fit the TV. They should make this a TV show, but they need the cursing in it, they cant beep it out.

[boggerman]

"Will I dream Dave?" BWAAAAHAAAHAAA:D

Thanks for the link to this page, it is priceless.

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by SlipknotX556
I want a DVD with all of them that fit the TV. They should make this a TV show, but they need the cursing in it, they cant beep it out.


Yeah that's why I donated the $20 bucks. Can't wait for the DVD! :D

[SlipknotX556]

I am so donating 20 dollars.

[ShooterJM]

Yeah you get better resoloution too, and they have another public service announcement and another misc video or two :D

[CasingBill]

Definately a good one...not sure it beats episode 6 though.:D

[CasingBill]

There's something on your head.....well, somebody needs to get it off. It might be dangerous!!!

Episode 10 is hysterical
11 is a whopper

[ShooterJM]

What is it? Is it a spider? Get it off!

No. It's like blue....and fuzzy....

Is it a blue spider.... Get it off! :)

[Blazestorm]

It's not a spider

Its like a fuzzy pulsating thing

That doesn't sound much better than a spyder

Does it hurt?

No

Maybe we should get it off

You're right, go for it

When I said we I might you... *******

Well somebody needs to get it off

Look it might be dangerous... *******BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*********

Son of a B****

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

lol!!!

EP- 2

Shotgun, Shotgun!...F***

[LittlePaintballBoy]

hahahahaha, "why are you whispering?" "i dont know"

[CasingBill]

"only a chick can give you a headache this big":D

[CasingBill]

"gay robot":p

[poolshark5226]

Best part for me:
"Tex walked up to him, pulled Jimmy's skull right out of his head, and beat him to death with it."
"Wait a second, that doesnt seem physically possible!"
"That's what Jimmy kept screaming- cut to flashback 'THIS DOESNT SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!!'-"

another good one:
"Yes, thats right...Im a gay robot"-Church

[poolshark5226]

sarge-"god damnit private! shut your mouth or ill have simmons slit your throat while youre asleep"
simmons-"oh id do it too"
sarge-"i know ya would simmons...good man"

sarge-"simmons, i want you to poison griff's next meal"


lmao classic

[Will Wood]

NYC

-"Where the **** are all the dead hookers?"
-"Hey look! It's a homeless person! And he's not peeing on something"

[CasingBill]

Originally posted by Will Wood
NYC

-"Where the **** are all the dead hookers?"
-"Hey look! It's a homeless person! And he's not peeing on something"


I don't remember that quote. What episode was that from?:confused:

[Blazestorm]

Holy Thread Ressurection Batman...

When we first saw RvB :eek:

I bought both DVDs since then... watching right now... :)

[SpecialBlend2786]

I bought both DVDs since then... watching right now... :)

HAHA same

oh man, the intro's to the DVD's are so classic :clap:

[SIGSays]

the ghost thing if funny... if you don't wanna download it.. you can get on winamp and watch it... they broadcast it fom somewhere...

[Blazestorm]

Holy crap.

Episode 50 is sooooooooo funny.

[Hasty8]

Actually, this is a repeat, I think. I've been watching the blood gulch series for a while now and I think I got the original link here on AO. Could be wrong. Anyway, my fav line of all time:

"TUCKER DID IT!"

[personman]

Actually, this is a repeat, I think. I've been watching the blood gulch series for a while now and I think I got the original link here on AO. Could be wrong. Anyway, my fav line of all time:

"TUCKER DID IT!"
Haha check the thread date ;)

I stopped keeping track after I think it was in the 30s. It was great stuff but now if I wanted to get back into it I'd have to download all of the episodes and watch all of them again. :p

[maglover728]

Blazestorm, if this is new to you, you are soooo three years ago!

............................Nevermind, this was started 3 years ago. Oops, my bad!

[Blazestorm]

Ownt.

I helped AO realize the greatness of RvB :D

[Warewolf50]

WOW i never saw this thread when it was first posted so when i clicked on it and read RED vs BLUE not a repeat, i thought to my self what the hell is he talking about Red vs Blue stuff has been posted soo many times.

But anywasy Red Vs Blue is still funny as hell, the new Halo 2 episodes are really good, i need to DL the newest episode.

[Blazestorm]

Anyone get the RvB Season 3 DVD?

Rofltastic...

[gc82000]

trying to see if i can get a set of the series, has anyone else looked for it yet?

[CKY_Alliance]

trying to see if i can get a set of the series, has anyone else looked for it yet?

I was in sam goody the other day and they were playing it so i figure it was the newest one i saw it and was like wtf is this....but now i know so yea you can porolly get season 3 form sam goody if you dont have one neer where you live they have a web site.

[mcdkid]

i watched it for the first time today (39th one), seem really good. i wish i could see earlier one though (without paying for them).

[tropical_fishy]

i watched it for the first time today (39th one), seem really good. i wish i could see earlier one though (without paying for them).


They are SO worth it. Really.

"I just wanted to say-- I'm a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys."
"....that just may be the best surrender ever."

[tribalman]

so yea you can porolly get season 3 form sam goody if you dont have one neer where you live they have a web site.

i'm pretty sure its from their website only. you can dl them from them, or i still belive download.com. or you can buy the dvd. haven't gotten around to getting season 2 or 3 dvds. is there some cool extra stuff on it?

[Blazestorm]

"LOOK... SLEEPING PEOPLE!"
"Nap time comes before food time... then comes foodnap time... my favoritist time of all"

[mcdkid]

I have to goto the bathroom. that is weird because i went when we were standing in the water.

i found a place with a good size colection of them. i just finished 40, 41. i am working on number 1 and 42.

[steimway]

I don't remember that quote. What episode was that from?:confused:


God, somebody answer his question. He's been waiting two years for this information that will unlock the secrets of life!

[thecavemankevin]

i have all three seasons on DVD plus i downloaded all of them on one of my computers. However a quick google search yielded an index page with all the RvB episodes, plus the PSA's (public service anouncments which are also very funny)

"what kind of vehicle is it?"
"I don't know, i've never seen one like it before, it kinda looks like a big cat"
"what, like a puma?" (http://unix.schluting.com/redvsblue/)


this is the best damn net show in existance!!!! I plan on being a sponsoring member next season.


Also, according to www.redvsblue.com you can find season 3 at gamestop, so perhaps you can find the first 2 seasons there too?

["Joe"]

<3 The Incredible Edible Internet

[SpecialBlend2786]

"I am too short to look through that window. And besides, that window is square...and my head is round."

The gamers in season three were classic. Season three was just good all around. The storry is more developed too, which explains why its so damn long.
<3

[Blazestorm]

Good 4 year old thread :D

I remember when I posted it... really wasn't a repeat :(

[boggerman]

Good 4 year old thread :D

I remember when I posted it... really wasn't a repeat :(
LOL, good stuff. I fell behind when season 2 started and never got back into it.

[Blazestorm]

It got worse imo, I haven't seen any episodes recently... the stupid comedy made it funny to me, the plotline just complicated it...

[Blazestorm]

Wow... watching season 5 again, funny as hell