Tom Kaye/AGD/AO Haiku's!

[Tubby_Ninja]

I know its been done in different ways before, but man, I love a good haiku. So lets see some about Tom and AGD. Remember, a haiku is a 5 syllable line, followed by a 7 syllable line, followed by a 5 syllable line. If you don't know what a syllable is, I can't help ya. But let's get started!


Tom is a big stud
But I really have to ask
Is that a mullet?

[chizle97]

level ten warp feed
z grip x mag U L E
all these things No money

[chizle97]

another for the masses.


AGD science
ignore the simplicity
mags are the red pill

[Tubby_Ninja]

Low Megameet turnout
Jon posts rant on the forum
Should it be Sticky?

[Tubby_Ninja]

So, not a mullet
But I think I saw his do'
At a Nascar race

:D

[Tubby_Ninja]

No more hairdo fun
You see, all of mine fell out
I think i'm jealous

[poloniusreep]

Blow forward design,
No external moving parts,
Tom Kaye did it right,

[impostal22]

cocker rivalry,
tom kaye steps up with the X;
automag prevails.

[theraidenproject]

Damn! Dead battery!
What to do? Put back the pin.
God I love Emags.

Waiting paitently.
Hoping, anticipating.
Where are the X-Mags?

[Zygote]

leapt with bovine grace
please don't land on my windshield
suicidal cow

[alf]

zygote is funny
where did you get that picture
you are PIMP DADDY

-alf

[Jerhew]

u l e trigger
please tom let's move these things up
i have to have one

[Tyger]

I have a 6-pak
It scares the new kids that play
Old school tech that rocks

Automag Paintgun
Quality always shoots straight
The lion roars

(Wow, that's almost profound...)

-Tyger

[dansim]

i have a 6-pak
It is Budwiser bottles
now i need more beer

[Tubby_Ninja]

Why drink Budweiser?
It tastes like elephant pee
don't drink like a chick

Ok, and back on topic:

I love the E-mag
If you buy a Cocker, then
baby Jesus cries

[cphilip]

I'm old
I'm slow
Whats your excuse?

[Tubby_Ninja]

Phil has a nice truck
but it must be said; Phillip,
your haiku needs work.

[NatogDarkheart]

Out of the bunker
Snap shooting skills need practice
paint impacts goggles

-Natog Darkheart

[NatogDarkheart]

Closed bolt or open
Arguments never will cease
Just play the darn sport

I'm better at these than I thought. :)

-Natog Darkheart

[Tubby_Ninja]

Call me a postwhore
But then you can kiss my butt
Give this post an "UP"!

[wepu]

glorious slim jims
flavored with beef and spice
tonight, i will feast