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TheJester
05-25-2003, 08:07 AM
when ever Tom comes up w/ a new product, and we want to know how it works, he always responds w/ elves of some sort.

trigger mod:

The secret is....gamma radiation......blast the Elves with it and wait until you get a mutation that lightens the trigger.......

Lvl 10 bolt:

like each ball is loaded with tender care by magical elves.

Valve trade ins:
I beleive he said something along the lines they feed the old turned in valves for the go retro program to the elves, but i can't find the thread

so what's the deal w/ elves, or are they just kinda like pie?

*eidt* sorry if this should be up in the freidly corner, i realized that it's only "semi-paintball" related after i already posted it here in paintball talk, move it if you must
yeahthatsme
05-25-2003, 08:08 AM
the original AGD elves originated in idaho, but then keebler expanded so now they use imported elves from sweden.
jaylock33
05-25-2003, 08:25 AM
I thought they were a mix between the Keebler elves and the elves of Middle Earth. Oh well.
TheJester
05-25-2003, 08:31 AM
well which is it? cause i've heard that they come from the center of the earth too.


how about the story of them? every 1 has legands, what's the legand behind the elves?
yeahthatsme
05-25-2003, 09:54 AM
heres the bridged version, the elves in the original classics were idaho elves, but a few years ago keebler expanded, hiring all of the north american elves, so now agd gets its elves from sweden, loads'em up with gama rays and pops them in their products.
EsPo
05-25-2003, 10:07 AM
http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8964

elf info thread
chizle97
05-25-2003, 12:32 PM
Elves= Mexicans

(no offence to mexicans, just trying to make a joke)
Automaggin2
05-25-2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by chizle97
Elves= Mexicans

(no offence to mexicans, just trying to make a joke)


ummmmmm no. I dont care if that was a joke, that is directed in a racial manner.
TheJester
05-25-2003, 02:05 PM
i can see how you might take that as out of line, but i don't think he ment harm by it. i think he was adsressing my question on where they came from...meaning that they came from mexico
yeahthatsme
05-25-2003, 03:47 PM
if you have to put up a disclaimer that your statement isnt racist, then it needs to be re-thought.
maglover52
05-25-2003, 05:10 PM
i think he orders his elves from santa.