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Brak
05-29-2003, 08:05 PM
okay, we are doing this in english class for fun because our curriculum is ended (its from a story called "subtotals"). Its a lot of fun and you can get really crazy. all you have to do is think of a number of times something has happened to you, or something you have done. sometimes it turns out to be really funny and entertaining. heres an example:

number of times i have been chased by a carnie with a pick axe: 0

number of times i pissed in someone's flowers: 1

you get the idea, think for a while and find out a number of times youve dont something odd, youll get some pretty strange results.

FalconGuy016
05-29-2003, 08:18 PM
What?

Brak
05-29-2003, 08:21 PM
falconguy, you need not apply. just think of something, and the number of times youve done it. the "subtotals" of your life.

number of times ive taken a crap 4,300
nubmer of times ive take a crap on someones doorstep: 2

LittlePaintballBoy
05-29-2003, 08:30 PM
you really took a big joe on someones doorsteop?

Djmwake5
05-29-2003, 09:34 PM
yea, and apparently he has done it 2x.

LittlePaintballBoy
05-29-2003, 11:06 PM
i took one on my front yard, but not somones doorstep:eek:

satin (not satan)
05-29-2003, 11:55 PM
when i read the name of the thread i tought the game would be like "tax return bonanza" or "loan rampage" im dumb any way

broken bone:1
suspend from school:2
been knocked out:3
number of paintball guns:4
hours took to drive 22 miles in L.A. traffic:5
number of golf balls i have seen staked:6
number of stryper cds:7

i'll think of more

wes
05-29-2003, 11:56 PM
number of tiems ive taken a pee- 3489753745438578
number of times ive taken a pee in someones hat and they wore it the next day: 1


:cool:

FooTemps
05-30-2003, 12:15 AM
number of times I've had teachers: 28
number of times I've had teachers that I have had no respect for whatsoever due to the teacher being a complete idiot: 1