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Mossman
06-02-2003, 03:13 PM
But can you guess what I inherited?

http://209.6.170.71:3000/camera/06-01-2002%20406p/DSC00005.jpg

That's right, Color Blindness :(

More pics (http://209.6.170.71:3000/camera/06-01-2002%20406p/)

-=Squid=-
06-02-2003, 03:16 PM
wow, this creature made me gag :(

Mossman
06-02-2003, 03:30 PM
Don't worry, with a ULE rail, CNC batt pack, Blue halo B, Blue Xvalve and Sick srrdude anno job it won't be hideous anymore :)

MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
06-02-2003, 03:34 PM
WoW Christmas already, how long was I asleep for?

BobTheCow
06-02-2003, 03:36 PM
Alas, you have cooler parents than I...

**edit** aahh monkey/pinata guy, an entire thread was devoted to people like you who have RIDICULOUSLY long tags!! AAHH!!

MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
06-02-2003, 03:42 PM
really well thats cuz my name is the bestest sn of all time and shall never be beaten

Strider
06-02-2003, 03:43 PM
That is one confused Emag... :eek:

Creative Mayhem
06-02-2003, 03:48 PM
Jingle bells, jingle be... wait.. its not Dec. WTF? I hope you're gonna add some chrome to that bad boy. You do know that chrome adds FPS and distance to the paintballs right? ;) Looking good Mossman.

CM

paintballbeaver
06-02-2003, 04:07 PM
I crissen this emag the christmas machine

GT
06-02-2003, 04:11 PM
rename the thread to

"Santa's new gat!"

jb

WickeDKlowN
06-02-2003, 04:43 PM
Holy Smoke! That is one ugly piece(no offense or anything;)). Will you just make up your freeking mind? Please, get it re-anno'd befor it burns out any more retna's(or would it be corneas...)! ;)

Anyway, You got the right parts... just not the right colors, hehe. I love the name "Santa's new Gat" It juat has a nice ring to it :)

ERut
06-02-2003, 04:51 PM
Well it is kinda ugly... but what the hell its an emag!

Fatjon
06-02-2003, 04:56 PM
reminds me of my cocker. Hell id anno it if i new how to take it apart.

MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
06-02-2003, 05:07 PM
ahhhhhhhh the two scariest markers i've ever seen jk, but now i think we need to find a name for this Christmas Cocker

who_311
06-02-2003, 05:39 PM
Well, I actually think it looks good, but i am color blind.;) Maybe we should make a club:D.

PS-Kind of off subject, but mayamaonkeybeyourpinata, you really need to change your name or get a new account because your name messes all of the lined screwed up on the threads.

eric
06-02-2003, 05:50 PM
Why did you buy a RED ULE???

Evil Bob
06-02-2003, 05:54 PM
Mossman, all you need now is a can of fleck for that hint of frost, a nice santa suit (fake beard optional), a sleigh, and 8 tiny reindeer and you're set to bunker old man winter something ugly.

-Evil Bob

ugabiged88
06-02-2003, 06:42 PM
Mossman, that gun would look better if you could swap for a blue ULE body.

Fatjon
06-02-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
ahhhhhhhh the two scariest markers i've ever seen jk, but now i think we need to find a name for this Christmas Cocker

Actually the people at my field call it the christmas cocker. For the toy for tots thing this christmas im going to dress up as santa claus

Mossman
06-02-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by ugabiged88
Mossman, that gun would look better if you could swap for a blue ULE body.

Pretty soon the whole thing's gonna be done up in a nice 3 color fade, do not worry, it will be pretty again :)

MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
06-02-2003, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by Fatjon


Actually the people at my field call it the christmas cocker. For the toy for tots thing this christmas im going to dress up as santa claus

very nice, glad to hear your helping out kids without toys, but be careful cuz Santa with a gun might scare some people

Fatjon
06-02-2003, 07:50 PM
Na man its at the field. Its actually a tourny where you bring toys for your intry fee, and so on.

MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
06-02-2003, 07:54 PM
yah i know, I'm just saying Santa with a lighting people up, well I guess it would be more hilarious then scary

rdb123
06-02-2003, 08:31 PM
Mossman, actually blame your mother, not your father, for your colorblindness--it is a recessive sex-linked trait found on the X chromosome. Since, I assume, you are a male, that means your dad donated a Y-chromosome. Your mother had to give you the X chromosome, and since you only have one X chromosome (which has colorblindness on it), you are colorblind. ;)

Whoa, sorry for bringing that off-topic ha. It doesn't look THAT bad. Care to explain exactly how you got duped into it though? Sorry.

-Ron

ZAust
06-02-2003, 08:31 PM
:confused: inherit.. emag.. from.. parents????:confused:

damn youre lucky. the only thing ill ever inherit from my parents is some moldy socks. :(

ERut
06-02-2003, 08:34 PM
He inherited color blindness dude, not the emag.

*ArKfEaR*
06-02-2003, 08:36 PM
Congrats on owning the ugliess gun i have ever see.

:D

PBCapo
06-02-2003, 08:54 PM
hey me too!! im partially color blind at least, certain shades of red and green when together i mix up, same with blue/purple, grey/pink, those damn color blind clircles, i can't see a thing in them, and at first i thought the bottom half of ur emag was silver, until people were talkin about christmas, i looked harder than, and that cocker looked all red to me at first but i caught it, like i said, only certain shades

rx2
06-02-2003, 08:57 PM
Wow...
Just wow...

cphilip
06-02-2003, 09:15 PM
Actauly if you put your eyes REAL close to the screen and stare hard those two markers turn into a real nice Fade! :D

ZAust
06-02-2003, 11:32 PM
ah nevermind... i guess i inherited stupidity instead. :p

Johnny_Reb
06-03-2003, 11:14 AM
Hey PBCapo, if you get red and green mixed up, how do you drive?:confused:

Mossman
06-03-2003, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Johnny_Reb
Hey PBCapo, if you get red and green mixed up, how do you drive?:confused:
Red's always on top :)

BTAutoMag
06-03-2003, 11:49 AM
OMG that is UNGODLY, i mean seriously, pick a color and GO WITH IT.

PBCapo
06-03-2003, 01:57 PM
Like i said, only certain shades get mixed up, red and green traffic lights are incredibly easy to tell apart for me, sometimes when two weird hues of red and green are together i get confused, lol, + imn only 15, cant drive yet.............legally;)

ERut
06-03-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by ZAust
ah nevermind... i guess i inherited stupidity instead. :p

Yeah mister 1400 on your SAT...

.bolink
06-03-2003, 05:21 PM
Well thats like what my mag is gonna look like for IAO... Gonna have:

*Purple ULE
*Red Halo
*Blue Freak tip
*Chrome drop
*Unannoed ULE Rail

Don't worry tho...as soon as i get back and have enough money I am getting a purple to black fade job...get eveything nice and matching.

DWill
06-03-2003, 05:51 PM
Uh Phil perhaps it is just me but having your eyes that close to the computer screen doesn't seem like the wisest thing to do. Anyways your a lucky man mossman...I wish I inhereited an E-mag from my parents :(

FutureMagOwner
06-03-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by cphilip
Actauly if you put your eyes REAL close to the screen and stare hard those two markers turn into a real nice Fade! :D


i cant believe i fell for that... and putting your face to close to a computer screen or anything doesnt do anything the eye doctor told my mom that when they found out i can barely see past 5ft clearly(i can still see like paintball and stuff but not clear)

FalconGuy016
06-03-2003, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by DWill
Uh Phil perhaps it is just me but having your eyes that close to the computer screen doesn't seem like the wisest thing to do. Anyways your a lucky man mossman...I wish I inhereited an E-mag from my parents :(

He inherited color blindness

Python14
06-03-2003, 11:27 PM
Being colorblind sucks, really. Not because you have problems with some colors (Red/green, blue/purple, grey/pink, yellows and oranges), but because when people who aren't well educated on it ask stupid questions such as "When did you stop seein colors?" or "What color "_____" am I wearing?". Seriously, it's like having blond hair and blue eyes, you are born with it. You don't realize you have it because you don't know anything different. I can see colors just fine, it's just when certain colors are together I can't tell the difference. Driving is easy as pie because the traffic lights are so contrasting that you'd have to be stupid to confuse them. Either way, I am severely colorblind, as in I couldn't find green crayon in a box of reds if my life depended on it. When I was in preschool, I always had to ask if I had the right crayon color and 9 times out of 10, the girl next to me lied and steered me off into oblivion.

Also, just so you know, it's given to you by your mother. Most, are male because it would require the mother to be a carrier for it and the father to actually have it for a girl to have it, and that's only a 25% percent chance of a girl having it under those conditions. So fortunately, my future son will not have to worry about it, provided his mom doesn't carry it. My daughter(s) will automatically be carriers, and there is a good possibility(about 50%) that a grandson will have it.


And back to the E-mag, I like it because it's random.:D

.bolink
06-04-2003, 03:22 PM
Python- Well i learned something new for today (and no that isn't meant to sound sarcastic).

Python14
06-04-2003, 04:54 PM
I've done as much as I can to learn what the hell is the matter with me:) What can I say?

jaylock33
06-04-2003, 05:09 PM
AGD's new Xmas Mag do out in time for Christmas

PBCapo
06-05-2003, 03:34 PM
not too bad, but yea, its hard to explain what its like, nobody understands, they think i dont see color or sumthin, but ur right about all that, its an x-linked trait, x chromosome, so the odds work out like that (never thought i'd use bio class)haha

FreshmanBob
06-05-2003, 04:01 PM
looks photochopped to me!!!

I don't trust you mossman!!!!!!