Where in the world is Tom Kaye??? You can win 2 warpfeeds if you find him

[AGDJon]

To all AO members. This is a missing person alert!!! Tom Kaye has mysteriously disappeared from the factory. Reports state that he won't be back until the July 4th weekend. But we need him NOW!!!

You must catch him for us. He will be travelling on I-90 from Illinois and going through Wisconsin, Minnesota and South Dakota. You must reach him before he exits I-90 before reaching Rapid city (great place to stop :-) as he will be turning off there.

If you find him anywhere on route 90 he will stop for 20 minutes, and give you 2 free warp feeds. The trick is to get his attention. Some ways of getting his attention would be to hold a big sign, pull up next to him and honk your horn, or anything. Just don't ram his truck LOL.

Please, the factory is already falling apart. Pictures of the truck will be posted shortly.

[LIGHTEMUP]

omg thats great im gonna hunt him down :p

now just to make sure we cant get arrest for road rage right

[AutomagRT1483]

If I left the house now, I'd prolly have to be going 100+ mph just to catch him.:D I hope the factory stays together with him gone cuz I want my warp ule body.;) :D

[Jazzman]

Time to call in some favors from the Minnesota Highway patrol :D

[Fastkid]

Is an option to get his attention, shooting his car up with our mags?

[fire1811]

hmmm get his attention.......
can we moon him??? :D

[hitech]

Someone needs to get that man a cell phone! ;)

[Star_Base_CGI]

Run forest run.

It will take him 3 days to get to South Dakota.

I mentioned the Mammoth site a while back.

I think Hes going searching for Wooly Mammoth fossils, I think!

Can't AO do anything to help you guys. Other than rob Tom Kaye of his vacation?

http://www.mammothsite.com/

http://www.mammothsite.com/diggerface.jpg

Fact, a Wooly Mammoth Skeletons are many times larger than an Elephant skeleton. 7X times larger for the femur and other parts. Bones are carefully dug up, dusted and treated with special chemicals to prevent deterioation.

[BTAutoMag]

dude, OMG right now? if so me and my best friend are on the way

[Wc Keep]

damn if only my helicopter werent in the shop right now. oh well guess i have to do this the old fashion way. someone get me my tranquilizer darts ready.

[AGDJon]

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[AGDJon]

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[SlipknotX556]

I hate the fact, that I live in FL, I cant find Tom. :(

Somone moon him.

[Evil Bob]

It could be worse Slip, you could be in California with me :)

-Evil Bob

[Duke Henry]

Man I wish more stuff could be given out if we really were to mess with Tom.

You know, remove that white-ness from the license plate, find out his real number, then call the police and report it stolen, yeah that would be hilarious...

Anyway, it is good to hear he is out on the road. If someone is really lazy, make a BIG sign, put it on the I-90, with directions to your house. Then when he shows up, you are golden!

:D

[ZAust]

whoa me wants the warp feeds. but me also lives in ca, so mes cant gets the warp feeds. :mad:

[AGDJon]

GPS tracking systems have pinpointed Tom within 30 miles outside of Rockford Illinois. More Info to come...


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[AGD]

Passing janesville WI heading for Madison. No sign of AO yet! Cell modem so I can check in once and a while.

AGD

[booyah]

okay, i just want to say...

Cell modem while driving==REALLY REALLY BAD IDEA!!!!

[AGDJon]

LOL I am sure Tom had to pull over for gas ;)

[Jack & Coke]

Originally posted by AGDJon
LOL I am sure Tom had to pull over for gas ;)

Here, give him this!

http://www.crappersquarterly.com/images/store/gasx.jpg

[AGDJon]

Tom has just passed Madison, WI.

[AGDJon]

Tom has just pulled off on Portage for a quick break and is now departing and continuing westward on I-90

[Mango]

Give me the tag #, I'll have him found in about 2 hours. ;) :D

/me thinks thats a bit unfair. lol!

[Fred]

next time Tom needs to be found in Italy (before Shatnerball) LEMME KNOW! I'll find him... :D

---Fred (studying in Italy all summer...)

[AGDJon]

for all of you that plan on trying to intersect Tom on his way out west, Please call me at 847-847-5207 x 104 before 4:45 Central time today only 6-13-03. I will try to help coordinate the meeting places.

Jon

[AGDJon]

Update: BTAutomag has found Tom in Mauston, WI and just got 2 free warpfeeds. Will you be next??? pics to come :D

[Mossman]

Originally posted by AGDJon
Update: BTAutomag has found Tom in Mauston, WI and just got 2 free warpfeeds. Will you be next??? pics to come :D

hahahah way to go BT!

[AutomagRT1483]

Hey BT, I'll buy one from ya if you don't need both of them. Drop me a PM. Thanks.

1483

[PaintballSmurf13]

It sucks right now to live in California.:(

[WickeDKlowN]

I hate living in FL...

[Jazzman]

Hmmm....

I don't suppose the same deal applies if I catch Tom on the way back? :D

What if i had a dozen Krispy Kremes?

[Mav D MagMan]

Hey all you California guys we should start a support group... this does suck to get left out!

Hey TK any way we can get warp feeds in California? What if we catch Budd Orr? ;)

Mav

[fire1811]

cali ppl
no warpfeeds for you!!

punishment for having nice weather :D

[tony3]

lol, you tell um fire!

[fire1811]

well i mean come on we can have all the seasons in one day here

[Jerhew]

oh man that's so cool
how could you not love AGD when they do cool stuff like this
too bad he didn't come the other way on the 90 :( :) oh well
good luck to anyone who's gonna do this

[LIGHTEMUP]

crappppp why couldnt he go by mauston tomarrow im goin that way up 30 mins past la crosse im too late :(

[cletus]

I wish I would have seen this earlier because I live about 25 mi from Rockford!! I guess ill have to find another way to win a free warp...maybe another chat party tom :D

[halo13]

Hey AGDJon, last year on my dorm floor there was a guy with the last name of Wang. Everybody started calling him Nasty Wang one day just for kicks. Eventually we realized he was increadibly dumb so we changed his name to Stupid Wang. its not very relevant to the thread but I just thought it would be amusing.

[Demobilized]

Originally posted by halo13
Hey AGDJon, last year on my dorm floor there was a guy with the last name of Wang. Everybody started calling him Nasty Wang one day just for kicks. Eventually we realized he was increadibly dumb so we changed his name to Stupid Wang. its not very relevant to the thread but I just thought it would be amusing.

[spydervenom]

if he travelled 90 to NYC...i'd catch him since i live right off of 90. i'd watch out my window all day and night...then get in my rocket car to catch him. muahahaha.


ps...you should do that.

[SIGSays]

anyone find him? i'm just curious

[AGD]

On the road again!!

I am sitting in the Cracker Barrel in Sioux Falls South Dakota with my laptop on the table. It was a hoot seeing BT and his friend this afternoon! Sure is making the trip interesting. I will be heading out across SD tommorow but taking side roads just before Rapid City.

Maybe I will see someone!!

AGD

[LittlePaintballBoy]

bt automag found him!

[LittlePaintballBoy]

Originally posted by halo13
Hey AGDJon, last year on my dorm floor there was a guy with the last name of Wang. Everybody started calling him Nasty Wang one day just for kicks. Eventually we realized he was increadibly dumb so we changed his name to Stupid Wang. its not very relevant to the thread but I just thought it would be amusing.

[BTAutoMag]

yup i found him:) me and my best friend

[BTAutoMag]

im the silly looking one (in the green mask, not the one with the mustash)

[BTAutoMag]

the loot

[LIGHTEMUP]

so if we do run him off the road do we get a E-MAG:D

haha jk

unless we really do because then ill catch him on da way back

[Potatoboy]

Originally posted by BTAutoMag
the loot

Screw the two warps!

The real prize is that foot of grey hose!

did both of them have it!?

[BlackVCG]

You do realize that the gray hose is worth $1,000,000 a foot!?!?

[Star_Base_CGI]

I emailed everywhere trying to get that damn hose in different colors. I got no answers from anyone.

[AGD]

Leaving Sioux Falls in the next hour after a quick breakfast. Today is your last chance!!

AGD

[Star_Base_CGI]

WHat no sticky Buns at Wall Drug?

WTH?

[Jazzman]

The offer now stands at two dozen Krispy Kremes. :D

[Potatoboy]

Originally posted by Jazzman
Hmmm....

I don't suppose the same deal applies if I catch Tom on the way back? :D

What if i had a dozen Krispy Kremes?

yes it does. If you catch him on the way back, you win as well :)

Note: Jon is a dork and didn't notice that I was logged in on his laptop.

I'm assuming this is official word from Jon, not myself.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

lol dang i can't believe anyone would go through all that trouble to get 2 warps.

[RoadDawg]

I agree we should find bud orr and see if you we get a prize other then a beating from the LAPD.

[Lopy-slopy]

YO, Think tom might swing though canada on his way back(toronto would be nice).

BTW, AGD is the coolest company, I don't think any other company has promotions this much fun. But how much did it cost you in gas to get their???? Kind of lessens the value of the prize.

[Star_Base_CGI]

Originally posted by Lopy-slopy
YO, Think tom might swing though canada on his way back(toronto would be nice).

BTW, AGD is the coolest company, I don't think any other company has promotions this much fun. But how much did it cost you in gas to get their???? Kind of lessens the value of the prize.

How many companies can you think of where the Founder of the company would take 20 minutes to talk to members of its community?

[BTAutoMag]

lets see if this is worth it:
2 warps = about 220$

4 hours driving... thats about 7$ an hour if you work on average and i know youd rather be driving then work...

10$ in gas to get his car back to where it was when we left...

all in all if we would have stayed home and i hadnt of come in sick we would have saved 38$...

but if you think about it the other way... i just bought 2 brand new warps for 38$ and a really awsome road trip

Added by Jon: 20 minutes with Tom...Priceless!!!

Sorry BT, I had to do it LOL

(BT again)... Jon youre a dork

[spydervenom]

and you got to meet TK...how cool is that.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

lol i never thought you would go that extreme with the sign and all. i thought it was just gonna be like a picket sign.

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

This is a little late, and I'm not anywere near there but did anyone else think TK would be Rolling on 24'?

http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=852732

[Brian68mag]

I-80 next time tom please ;) Runs right through Laramie.
jk

GJ BT congrats

[AGDJon]

Originally posted by Potatoboy


yes it does. If you catch him on the way back, you win as well :)

Note: Jon is a dork and didn't notice that I was logged in on his laptop.

I'm assuming this is official word from Jon, not myself.

Tator Tots, you are the double dork :) LOL Yeah I didn't realize it until after and I was like...I thought I posted that LOL

[Jazzman]

I'm officially confused.

So am I going to be stuck in Albert Lea eating a couple dozen donuts? :D

[ratmonkey]

come back through on i-80, i live about 3 mins from it in central pa...he he he...

[Star_Base_CGI]

Some how Bill Adams refused to belive Tom Kaye was not making serious money at Paintball.

Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

[Star_Base_CGI]

IF YOU CAN STOP TOMS TRUCK!!!
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha.

[The JOE]

This is weird... Tom Kaye was less than 3 minutes from my house and I never bothered to look at this thread.
So if this still counts on the way back I hope that Tom Kaye stops for gas somewhere here in Worthington Minnesota... it's only an hour from Sioux Falls and the gas is so much cheaper (at least it has been in my experience).

(Hint - Bob and Steve's Shell gas station near the Burger King is one heck of a place for gas here in Worthington... I say that mostly because I'll probably be posted in the bushes with a picture of that truck...)

Even if it doesn't count on the way back I'm still gonna try and track down Tom Kaye.

[Jazzman]

Yeah, i missed out on it as well. I work in Minneapolis, but went back to my hometown in Alexandria for Fathers Day early friday afternoon. I'm hoping to catch Tom on the way back as well. I'm already offering two dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, but I'd be willing to up the ante.

[BTAutoMag]

ha ha
are me and Jarrod the only two people who found him?

[Jazzman]

so far. :D

[Automag88]

Hey Tom, did you stop in Albert Lea by any chance?

[BTAutoMag]

so tom you back yet? got all your pictures developed?