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shartley
07-25-2001, 10:14 AM
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I would first like to thank you all for coming today.

I will begin by saying that I have never employed elves to work for AGD in a technical or advisory role concerning our products.

Secondly I would like to squash any myths about employing elves to actually reside WITHIN any of our products to enhance their abilities.

And finally I would like to state that elves have only been employed by AGD as added security. We currently use the services if EIB Security and Consulting.

This is the official statement on this issue.......

That is depending on what your definition of "is" is.

(J/K... I know it is not the best quality pic, but I AM working and playing at the same time.. LOL)

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XspyX
07-25-2001, 10:17 AM
Ha ha,

I find that rather humorus.

magman007
07-25-2001, 10:17 AM
nice! i think the eib will ffer a new twist! aslong as they dont replace joann. then well i would have to kick some elf booty

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shartley
07-25-2001, 12:22 PM
Thanks guys. Glad you liked it.

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Lord Vader
07-25-2001, 01:01 PM
LOL...now do one of Bud Orr, except have it show an elf attached to the back block of a cocker or something...hehehe.

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shartley
07-25-2001, 06:14 PM
UP!

Sorry, I know some people don't like to click through pages of Posts.... I thought some of the night crowd might like this one.

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randomboy
07-25-2001, 06:17 PM
Indeed I do like it!!! Ahahah http://www.automags.org/ubb/wink.gif although I'm more of a mid afternoon - right up until midnight on the forum kinda guy http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

FeelTheRT
07-25-2001, 07:18 PM
hrmm... not too shabby.

cphilip
07-25-2001, 07:31 PM
Are we sure that Elves is politically correct these days? I wonder if they would prefer to be called "Odd looking spatially challenged magic beings "? I worry about these things. http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

Shartly, slow day huh?

shartley
07-25-2001, 07:38 PM
LOL Cphilip, actually VERY busy day. I was bouncing from call to call, this board, between computers, etc.. etc. etc. LOL

That is why I apologized for the sloppy work on that quick picture. It was too quick of a cut job (not tight enough), should have blurred the background a bit, should have added some shadows on Tom and the Elf so they matched better... etc. etc. etc.... LOL

My wife always says I am harder on myself than anyone else would be. Oh well. LOL

How could I expect quality from my guys if I did not demand it from myself? But I am probably preaching to the choir now. LOL

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virus
07-26-2001, 12:32 PM
one must realize the the disgrunteled elf lookin for a new home must be shown *8P (again)

http://webpages.charter.net/virus1/paintball/cockerelf.gif

Marbelizer
07-26-2001, 12:35 PM
HAHAHA I like that one Shartley, good job even for a little time spent on it.

AGD
07-26-2001, 10:41 PM
LOL that is really funny!!

AGD

shartley
07-27-2001, 05:22 AM
Thanks guys!

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kickass68mag
07-27-2001, 12:29 PM
rofl! that is comical, we need more stuff like this more often!

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Brando
07-27-2001, 02:03 PM
What would this forum be without you people making this totally hilarious stuff? Well, it would be the absolute best cocker forum, mind you, without you guys, because no one can top this!

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shartley
07-27-2001, 06:17 PM
Thanks again guys. http://www.automags.org/ubb/smile.gif

Oh, and anyone else who likes it too, but may post AFTER this.... Thanks in advance. I don't want people thinking I am thanking folks JUST to bring it to the top. It is just out of habit, to NOT would be rude.

But I DO come back and read ALL new posts to this board (even this one), so I will see your comments. But if not asked a question, I will just not post again.... but like I said, thanks.

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