If you could name a brand of paintballs, what owuld it be!?!?!?

[dcmander]

Hey guys.

I need some suggestions.

If you could name a brand of paintballs, what would it be? I'm entering a local contest.

The name is gonna be just by itself, no pre-title or anything like that. Has to be original, of course.

Thanks LMK!

Some suggestions (that suck):

Sunfire
Streak


etc. Things like that.

:cool:

[AutomagRT1483]

Fortitude Balls;) :p

[WickeDKlowN]

Deez Ballz
Great Balls of Fire
Testicular Fortitude

Damn... I had a really good one when I staryed typing but I forgot... oh well

[dcmander]

Um, i need serious names.

Are those just aren't funny to me =\

[Frank (the spank)]

hehehehe.. I liked "Deez Ballz"

How about... "Pollock"?

Named after the painter Jackson Pollock who painted just splats and stuff on canvas. http://www.physics.hku.hk/~tboyce/ap/0603exam2000/images2/pollock.jpg

[Miscue]

Gog your opponents with Money Shot paintballs! Pink shell, off-white fill. :D

[xtreme paintball]

If you tilt your head to the left while looking at that Pollock picture, you can kinda see the word "AIR".

Hidden messages?!?

Probably not.....

[FalconGuy016]

Cheap brand names:
Paint Storm
Xtreme Paint

Corny:
Acuraball
CrazyLeo(s) <- leonardo, but crazy, such as paintballs, you know...

I cant think of any 'normal' ones, lol, sorry

[IcantBelieveit]

soo if you use one of our names, and win the contest what do we get?

[afrankart]

Brown shells+white fill= Chocolate salty balls?

[dansim]

box o' balls
Blue Balls
Static

[-Carnifex-]

Carnifex balls? ;P

[Jonneh]

Nintento Lisencing + complicated paintball making machines = Pokeballs!

I'd buy them, only for the sheer pleasure of shouting "POKEBALL GO!" during play.

<p> <font color="#E6E6E6"> Jigglypuff 4 lyfe!</p>

[Python14]

Pythons Big and Salties

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

SpongeBobSquareBalls!

[GSKRAP]

LMAO JONNEH! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA, CAN YOU SAY "POKEBALL GO!" 20+ TIMES A SECOND, BWAHAHAHAHHHAA, POKEBALL THAT IS SO HILARIOUS, I WOULD SWITCH FROM EVIL IN A SECOND IF THEY MADE THOSE! ahahha, let me regain my composure here... wow thats funny...

[Lopy-slopy]

Sponge bob square balls gets my vote. Has a nice ring to it.

I don't know where this is comming from but... Bacon Balls!

maybe, Bruser balls.

[painball]

Those balls are horrible.....they are a like .686. My only suggestion:

Bad Balls

I'm not entering the contest because I dont want any more of that crap.

[dcmander]

This is for a new paint... So how would you know if they suck?

I have to say I'm dissapointed... I just don't know what I'm more dissapointed at: the comedy or the lack of good names!

I WAS being serious!

If I use the name you guys come up with and it wins I may ship you a free case of the paint.

[danheneise]

suckballs :D

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

Stiff
Straight
Perfect

[minimag187]

Xtreme Thunder paintballs =)
Fahrenheit Paintballs

haha dont ask me where those came from

[Statik7]

"Serious Balls"

[pbmidget]

how about *** shot:p
they can be white balls
with the fill off colored white fill

I think of stupid stuff when i am bored

[Brak]

POOP

[LittlePaintballBoy]

tremor
snow storm (white shell blue fill)
z (just z)

[wobbles82]

Pokeballs rocks, Warp Feed on, BALLS GO! Thatd be the ****....damn licensing. You should name them after me....and then give me the credit. After all, aren't UUUUU serposed to be getting the name?

[RoadDawg]

My suggestion is:

Splatamatic balls
Splatter
Splattermania *kinda like Hulk-a-mania*
Zingers
Goobers
Cheesy *make them smell like old cheese*

[painball]

Originally posted by dcmander
This is for a new paint... So how would you know if they suck?



maybe because I've already used em :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[magking1971]

This has got to be the best thread in a long time:D

[dcmander]

Originally posted by painball


maybe because I've already used em :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Sorry, I didn't realize they were selling yet.

What is wrong with .886? That is perfect size for my autospirit.

It may not be good paint, but winning 20 cases for nothing would be fine with me. Just sell it to someone at a field for 20$ :)

Anyway I thought it would be easier to come up with a good name...Guess I was wrong with all the crap names in this thread. ;)

paintball, what do you think of the WW deal? Doesn't seem too bad of deal. Usually I can walk into Jaegers for free though and they don't even see/charge me for the fieldfee and/or air. And I bring my own powerball for 40$ a case.

[cris8762]

i like static

[painball]

Originally posted by dcmander



paintball, what do you think of the WW deal?

sounds pretty good to me. BYOP or $50 (i think thats it) a case and $15 entry. I live 2hrs away right now so i wont be able to play very much with that awesome deal. but knowing WW they will make the field into another crap layout.

[Star_Base_CGI]

Federation Photonic Paintballs.

[Duke Henry]

Sniper Shells

need I say more? :D

[GSKRAP]

straight-paint

... i like it, you can ship my case to... lol

[lillfroboy]

ummm



Mafia Ballz

(slogan) Rubbing People Out At Your Convenience 7 Days A Week.


i dont know im bored, ill come up with someting

[gam-e]

squirelly paintballs (squirelly paint)
thunderballs paintballs (thunderball)
rage paintballs (rage)

my 2 cents

nothing funny, nothing extravagent. just something that could maybe roll of the tongue.

[BD_Paintball]

i say spongebobsquareballs is the best
that should deffinatly win.

i dont have any right now but ill think of some.

[B00bzor]

how about bond ballz
like james bond
and ther could be a picture of a martine with a piantball on a toothpic
like in that one zap ad for their hopper

[XVFrontplayer]

hum... how about... SPLA DA
its representan the gangsta side in all of us...what am i talking about??? sounded good in my head. on the box have a baller(with a doo-rag) sporting the product..:p

[Da1spaz247]

How about....

-sack o balls
-hairy balls (j/k)
-crazy balls
-sweaty balls (j/k)
-intelli balls
-smart balls
-lubed balls (j/k)
-silver balls (ya know, like silver bells!!!)
-killa balls
-paint checkers
-gotchya balls
-MVP balls (most valuable paint)
-SPEED balls (acronym for Swift Percise....???)
-Snow balls (all white, white fill)

I'll keep thinking.
I like blue balls, (not the real thing, just the paintball name)

[Clnick6]

penut butter poptart butter ball or something like that
-Cartmen south park:D

[Star_Base_CGI]

Stinky little balls.


heh heh heh

top that.