The Name My Team Contest

[Albinonewt]

Hello folks.

As I mentioned in one or two threads my buddies and I are forming our very first team. We really just want to go to IAO next year and play, no matter how bad we are!

Anyways, we've yet to name ourselves and I need suggestions. Please submit your names. If we use any suggestions from the forum (no guarantee) then there will be a prize for the person that submitted the name. I haven't figured out what yet, maybe something paintball related or maybe (probably) just cash.

So far my suggestions are:

Kickball Team A (it's an inside joke)
Not the French
Postal Workers
Combat Sheep

[magman007]

Team "trust me i was a cop"(hehehe inside joke, you remember that one)

Team of Tools

[AllAmericanMag]

Team Foundry
Team Stinkfinger
Team Pornographic Christmas (or X-Mas or XXX-Mas)

That's all I've got...
:D

[TigerMan]

-Team WTHC (Who the Heck Cares)
-Team Psycho Psquirrels
-Team White Flag
-Child's Night Out
-Team Abandon
-Team Moo
-Team of Guys

That's it for now. :)

[magman007]

the Dirty sanchezes

Stinkey Fingerz

Team Tub Guys (only works if you know who or what tubgirl is)

team torturing twits

[EsPo]

Originally posted by magman007
the Dirty sanchezes

Stinkey Fingerz

Team Tub Guys (only works if you know who or what tubgirl is)


that was quite.. distrubing... yeah


why not go with a straight up name like...


Team Boobies

[FreakBaller12]

team subzero
team spray and pray
team felix
team deadly assasins:confused:
team hell's apocalypse
thats' all i got for now

[street1356]

my personal favorite TRANCE



Progressive(maybe a lil too much like all-americans)

pimps.com

pimp.com allstars

soveirgn reign(dont know where that came from)



thats all i got for now

[omni]

Team : We Surrender (A la the French ahhahahahahahaha)
Team : Freedom Fries

[Xan]

The Hamburgelers
Team "Asphinctersayswhat" (don't steal)

[street1356]

postal ballas

postal playas

postal sheep

combat postmen



i have no life...lol

[IceCool32]

Team PUP(Paint Us Please)

Team Containment

Team UnControllable

Team MisDirection

[street1356]

anti-french postal workers
anti-french combat sheep
french haters(lil harsh)
new jersey pimps
anti-french new jersey postal working sheep pimp ballas(i like it---or A.F.N.J.P.W.S.P.B)

[MagAl]

Brothers of Sin AKA=BoS

FLying squirrels

SPank

"Poopi" a favorite

and...........drum roll................ Fat Old Men. Or even fat bald men either one is crazy cool

[68magOwner]

drumroll please...... Team Fuel :D ....its awesome, i win...no?

[LaW]

i think having someone else name your team for you in a way kind of doesn't really represent the team. There is just something about having everyone just gel on a team name that means something to them.... I don't know if i'm making sense but all I know is that posts like this shouldn't exist :)

[chizle97]

team Scrumtralecent

[The JOE]

The Conflagration Corporation...
Foothold Institution (my team's name... feel free to use it. It's nonsense)
Explosive Indecisiveness
Crazy Madmen
Minimum Recoil
Free-Form Destruction

I can probably come up with some more later, but that's my first offering.

[G-Rock]

Originally posted by toyotaboy12
team subzero


Team in Kentucky named that, they won the WPF Race for the Ace last year.


Originally posted by street1356
my personal favorite TRANCE

Wait, no no don't use that... Street1356 arn't you on onlypaintball.com also...Just wondering man...

Chris Geiger

[wobbles82]

OK OK OK I got it. After minutes...err No SECONDS! Even. Of thinking I have it. The Ring that will rule them all. Team Wobbles82r0x0rs. No? What? USE IT! I have people on ebay willing to buy that name thank you very much. If that doesnt work use something as creative as Johnny Knows Karate (a team name in use) like Team Automags.org Named Us. :D

[lack of grace]

Incarnation

[street1356]

y u thik im on onlypaintball.com, to my knowledge im not(unless those lil elfs did it)



and wuts da matter with TRANCE

[Ov3rmind]

Team Albino Newts?

[G-Rock]

Originally posted by street1356
y u thik im on onlypaintball.com, to my knowledge im not(unless those lil elfs did it)



and wuts da matter with TRANCE

Nothing the matter, and just asking since someone is on only talking about trance and he is from birmingham also...just saying hi...

chris Geiger

[street1356]

o ok. well still TRANCE is a good name.lol. or The Corporation

[duzz]

how about the WreckBallers :)

[Temo Vryce]

I've always liked "Team Bunker Bunnies"

[Albinonewt]

Thanx guys, keep em' coming

[Clockwork_Orange]

What about...

Team One silly shoe
Team smelly upper lip
Team rub your bum and spray
Team nipple pinchers
Team men who love to feel...LOL
Team Fetish
Or Team Gimp (you could dress in tigh leather outfits and use a whip and a marker for your logo or any other toy for that matter).
LOLOLOLOLOL:D :p

[Clockwork_Orange]

Nah, but all jokes aside I think the name Team Proveuswrong is very original! :)

[luke]

How about "Sphincters" :D

[PB_Sniper]

How about team "Chuff Love".

[Jeffy-CanCon]

How about:

Naked Apes
Drunken Monkeys
Can of Whup ***
Yo Mama
Circus Freaks
One-eyed Fat Guys

[Clockwork_Orange]

What about:

The love glove
Team ear wax
Elephant poop militia
Team bodily functions
Team who cut wind
Toe sucking assasins
The wood peckers
or team Thong song...LOL

[goat]

The Masticator's......its the tech term for chew, as in "I am masticating this piece of gum", I just think it would be funny to hear a reff yell out "I need the Masticators on Field 1"

Lost Identity....just sounds cool

S.O.P.... (Standard Operating Procedure) widely used in the military.

Donkey breath....Another name for a donkey is ???

all I got for now, I'll try to think of more.

Goat

[SIGSays]

you be team big boobies....

i'll be team big titties

HAHAHA

[The JOE]

(Partial idea stealing)-> Team CWA (Can of whup-***)
-From here I just stick 2 words together for fun... like what we did with Foothold Institution (my team). It's come to have a bit of... meaning to it.-
Flaming Footwear (Use medication to get rid of that itchy, burning feeling... On second thought don't use this one.)
Professional Amatuers
Misunderstood Caution
Freakish Inferno
Ill-Advised Pyromaniacs


Well, they're starting to get long... that's the end of the second installment.

[68magOwner]

why are you still trying? "Team Fuel" already won lol, jk

[street1356]

who ever one this thing??

[RtDaNiMaL]

team me

[FalconGuy016]

Team Woobers
Team WeRbetrthanYOu
Team Kickin Team No. 1

[Duke of Lawnchair]

Sexual Chocolate
Team Nude
Premature Shooters

[Tyger]

It's a team name that WA done,but with the nickname "Albino Newt", I think it's appropriate.

"The Lizards of Ahhs"

-Tyger :cool: :D :D :p

[1stdeadeye]

Team We beat Cheese eating surrender monkeys
Team France Surrendered to us too!
Team CPAs aren't nerds
Team White flag whippers
Team CPA Ballas

[Albinonewt]

Originally posted by street1356
who ever one this thing??

Team meeting is in a few weeks, I'll decide then.

ANd I'll let you guys know then too.

[Creative Mayhem]

Magman.. Tub Guys is taken... that's Thordic's team name for next year.

Team: Buddy What's-his-name and the Other Fellas is that too long? ;)

Team: Albino Bunker Monkies

Team: HELP, I've Fallen and I can't get up.

Team: Where's the BEEF?!?

or my old team name

Team: Dead Men Walking(we were playing Skyball, and were going to get slaughtered :()

[Demon]

there's always:

Team Oxymorons

Team FAQ's

Team Been There, Done That (BTDT - say it 5 times fast)

[snoogans]

team:

-Blackout

-Severity

-flaming beavers

-brushfire lol fire on the mind :D

-forest fire

-peroxide

-DYNASTY! lol jk

[goat]

BlackOut is taken by a team out of NC, so is Biohazard...
Dynasty is a pretty cool name, Hmmm I wonder if that's being used by anybody...I'll have to look into that:D

Here are a few more....
PWARC (Payed With A Rubber Check)
The Owner's


run with it,
Goat

[No sKiLLz]

Team NOYC (Nutz On Your Chin)
Team Anal Intruderz
The Shaved A$$a$$ins
Gooch Goblins
MILF Hunters
Cocking Rods
Team Snowball (wouldn't you hate to be below them in the standings?)

um.....

[dinger]

how about Team Syko Shooters


our team name is neato :D im on Team Trio-Hazard™ ☺ [its a 3-man team :)]

[SomebodySomeoneRTPcf]

1.Plan C (my team name is Plan B, cause everyone needs a Plan B (8'D)
2.Rock n' Cock
3.MAG TAG (ohh thats nice i might use it)
4.The Renagades
5.Bouncy Balls
6.Ball Breakers
7.Ball Bashers
8.The Anti-losers (depends on your skill)
9.The Anti-Winners (depends on your skill)
10.W.E.B (we eat balls, depends on your sexuallity HAHA)
11.Professional Noobies
12.Team "X"
13.The New Funk
14.S.U.P (sponsor us please)
15.Team OMG Wheres My PANTS?
16.Team OMG Wheres My UNDERWEAR?
17.Team OMG
18.Team CHUFF
19.The FunkY MunkYz
20.The Brass MunkYz
21.The Albino Rhinos
22.Team W.A.S (We Always SUCK)
23.Team W.O.W (We Only Win)

[No sKiLLz]

Team:
Weld Tasters
Tampons
Fudge Packers
Johnson Jockeys
Tune In Tokyo (TIT)
Crusty Colons
Cancerous Nut
Mask Cream
Fuzzy NOYC (see above)

hmm...

[dinger]

honestly, who the hell is gonna be team Tampon?? lmao wtf


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[snoogans]

lol, but then right b4 the break, they can say, tampon tampon tampon tampon! like the ton tons! lmfao

Team:

-delibor8ers

-lava

-do or die

-hurricane

-typhoon

-saminella

-a bomb

-the nukes

-Anarchy

-scavengers

Some of those have prolly been taken but w/e i dunno.

[Lord_Whoopass]

Hey if y'all dont think you will do well in the tourny's this team name will be yer best bet...

OFF IN THE SHOWER

lol you will make every other team seem preverted... you know if alot of people would beat off in the shower...

[snoogans]

lol nice, or WE BEAT:

eachother hard last night

ourself's silly

eachother blindfolded

on each other

:) :D :D

[UltimatePaintballer]

nightmare

jersey devils

Dogma

Eastbay Paintballers

livewire

[Python14]

Team Acid Washed Jeans
Team Fire Hazard
Team Challenged
The Team
The Happy Go lucky Mudskippers from the Southern Region of Northwestern Botswana
The AO experience featuring Tom Kaye and the shortstrokers

[snoogans]

Team:

-Rampage
-apocalypse
-judgement day
-mach 10
-agony
-misery
-torment
-spasm
-sting
-affliction
-detox
-poison
-greif
-harrow
-toxicant
-venom
-corruption
-tainted water
-sedative
-injection
-elixur
-antidote

hehe, i luv them all :cool:

[micromag98c]

how about
newbs r us ( maybe theyll underestimate you )
team DEYS ( dont eat yellow snow )
team focker ( sounds cool )

mabe more later

[The Ralpst]

Team Schnozberry, from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

[PsychoBaller]

Team Capt. Insano

Heh... captains meetings would be fun... "we need the Captain of Team Captain Insano to report to the meeting please" hehehe....

[Ninja_Goon]

how about

bedtime bunny brigade

team diabolical

pondering poop museum

[Fanatic]

well here is a different method

why dont your team go with a theme
get jerseys that are army camo themed
and call yourselves:
FULL METAL JACKET

or look like elves and call yourselves:
Santas Helpers

dress like Sam Fisher
Splinter Cells

suit up in doctor scrubs
DISORDERLIES

well have fun
good luck

[fastpitch321]

think up a name yourself terd, that is the point

[BuddhistMonkey]

Originally posted by Duke of Lawnchair
Sexual Chocolate
Team Nude
Premature Shooters


Haha Sexual Chocolate is from Coming to America...

My ideas are....Team Ataris(cos the band is rad) and The Uber Pimp Moominators! haha...

[WillyWonka]

Team Schnozberry, from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Or, the Oompa-Loompas. And, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is one of the best movies ever.