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KornKamp02
08-01-2003, 11:24 PM
Ok, I was wondering today what a paintball would taste like...... So, being the Jackass I am I decided to eat one...Don't try it! Has anyone else done this?
Benfica4ever
08-01-2003, 11:28 PM
I havent eaten one on purpose but it does tast like crap....
NJPaint
08-01-2003, 11:29 PM
Actually, at my 6th grade birthday party, my mom (yes, my MOM) took me and 7 of my friends paintballing at a local indoor place (closed now) and I got shot in the mouth... I was looking up and smack right under the goggles, got a good mouthful. Nasty stuff :-p
KornKamp02
08-01-2003, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by NJPaint
Actually, at my 6th grade birthday party, my mom (yes, my MOM) took me and 7 of my friends paintballing at a local indoor place (closed now) and I got shot in the mouth... I was looking up and smack right under the goggles, got a good mouthful. Nasty stuff :-p Wow. that must've hurt...
Army
08-01-2003, 11:33 PM
Eating paintballs is a common contest at most of the larger tourneys.
painball
08-01-2003, 11:34 PM
i got paid a dollar to eat one. white fill....looked wrong....very wrong
KornKamp02
08-01-2003, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by Army
Eating paintballs is a common contest at most of the larger tourneys. Sadly, that's where I got the idea :D
Nick O time
08-01-2003, 11:36 PM
yuck i hate the taste of paint
Woogie12
08-01-2003, 11:38 PM
My friend had marballizers and the smelled good so i decided to see how they taste and i ate one. All i can say is, never again.
painball
08-01-2003, 11:39 PM
viper venoms taste kinda minty. mmmm......mint
GatoLoco
08-01-2003, 11:40 PM
when i played earlier this week, most of my hits were on the front part of the mask, more specifically the vents. I found that green has a strong taste, but is no match for the shear horror of Pink Evil. Trust me, Pink evil is almost as bad as French food:p ;) jk
KornKamp02
08-01-2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by GatoLoco
Pink Evil. Trust me, Pink evil is almost as bad as French food:p ;) jk That's the one I used...god I hate them. But, I only use Pink because all the guys I play with hate Pink :P
Cryer
08-01-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Nick O time
yuck i hate the taste of paint

To be honest, its growing on me...:eek:


Paint is an acquired taste, like sushi, really...
behemoth
08-01-2003, 11:48 PM
ive been hit in the mought b4 (mask)

but i think im gonn go try one :)
KornKamp02
08-01-2003, 11:48 PM
ahh...sushi
KornKamp02
08-01-2003, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by FiRe
ive been hit in the mought b4 (mask)

but i think im gonn go try one :) youll be sorry...
painball
08-01-2003, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by KornKamp02
youll be sorry...

dont listen to him. its tasty :D :D :p
KornKamp02
08-01-2003, 11:51 PM
:rolleyes:
gamarada717
08-01-2003, 11:51 PM
Viper Venoms do taste minty. So far, they are the best tasting paint have tried. What company is it again that makes the apple scent paintballs? Those sucker you in.....ewwww.....:( :( :(
KornKamp02
08-02-2003, 12:04 AM
*wonders if FiRe has tried yet*
Ov3rmind
08-02-2003, 12:05 AM
I've eaten them a few times, my friends think it's funny. Sometomes we hold a contest amongst ourselves, it's a little fun (but you feel like you're gonna vomit).
automagking182
08-02-2003, 12:09 AM
Ive got a friend about 4ft. tall at 14 years old. He went ballin with me one time ate a paintball and loved it! He doesnt like anarchy tho......
aut911
08-02-2003, 12:38 AM
mmmmm paintball.

aut
Benfica4ever
08-02-2003, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by painball
i got paid a dollar to eat one. white fill....looked wrong....very wrong

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Wow i would have loved t been there when you did that..with a camera.
Dryden
08-02-2003, 01:35 AM
It does make me wonder, with the millions upon millions of dollars invested in paintball R & D, why in the heck can't RP put a few drops of grape flavor in the fill?

Actually, I just want an excuse on the field to say, "Only one man would dare give me the raspberry! Lone Star!!!"
Skoad
08-02-2003, 01:47 AM
they do make scented ones, but i doubt they taste like they smell :P
Lord_Whoopass
08-02-2003, 02:00 AM
We made a bet on a practice game once that the losers had to eat a handful of paintballs out of their hopper or pod unless they were out of paint... well my side won and the one kid that didnt dump out his last remaining pod ate a handful and actually swallowed... It was really gross just looking at it... and it had white fill so it really didnt look right running out of his mouth... lol but if you really want to do something funny... swallow one whole... you shall see some color in your life a day later... :D
einhander619
08-02-2003, 05:00 AM
Contrary to what we all thought, Chronic does not taste as good as its herbal cousin.
Python14
08-02-2003, 07:41 AM
I've eaten way too many paintballs...and btw, those banana one do not taste like banana.
SIGSays
08-02-2003, 07:59 AM
i have.... sometime it makes you drop dookies
WickeDKlowN
08-02-2003, 09:04 AM
I eat them occassionally to freak people out... I hate the taste, but i think mostly cause it's warmer than you expect or somehtin and it's really weird, lol
Corbet
08-02-2003, 10:44 AM
One time my friend's step dad was yelling at him because he left paintball laying outside and his step dad was said they were toxic and the little kids would eat them. So my friend ate one in front of him.
bunkermaster10
08-02-2003, 01:45 PM
One time at my field, my friend was so freaking hungry and was just like eating down these M&M's so fast. So... my other friend puts a few paintballs in the bag of M&M's, while my friend went off and played a quick game. So he came back from playing on the field and started eating away again on the M&M's, and he put one in he's mouth with a few M&M's and chomped down on it and paint just like busted out everywhere. I think it was the funniest things ever.:)

You should have seen he's face. He was like WTF...?:confused:
KornKamp02
08-02-2003, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by bunkermaster10
One time at my field, my friend was so freaking hungry and was just like eating down these M&M's so fast. So... my other friend puts a few paintballs in the bag of M&M's, while my friend went off and played a quick game. So he can back from playing on the field and started eating away again on the M&M's, and he put one in he's mouth with a few M&M's and chomped down on it and paint just liked busted out everywhere. I think it was the funniest things ever. :p lol :p
WillyWonka
08-02-2003, 02:26 PM
One time at my field, my friend was so freaking hungry and was just like eating down these M&M's so fast. So... my other friend puts a few paintballs in the bag of M&M's, while my friend went off and played a quick game. So he came back from playing on the field and started eating away again on the M&M's, and he put one in he's mouth with a few M&M's and chomped down on it and paint just like busted out everywhere. I think it was the funniest things ever.

That's quite possibly the best paintball story I've ever heard. Props.
Jack & Coke
08-02-2003, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by painball


white fill....looked wrong....very wrong



You got that right!

white fill dripping out of some dude's mouth... :eek:

(from: FON)
nt2004
08-02-2003, 08:20 PM
yeah paintballs taste bad. has this happened to anyone? I was at a feild yesterday and one hit my invisions right in fron of my nose. The impact sent the shards through as expected and i got a mouthful of paint but it also made such an impact that it felt as if i had been punched in the face and my nose began to bleed. Velocity was at 220 in an indoor feild. I got hit from a distance of about 20 feet.
KornKamp02
08-02-2003, 08:25 PM
I haven't actually balled yet so....
Surreal
08-02-2003, 08:34 PM
my friend Matt got pwned: http://24.164.157.226/6-25-03/Originals/DSCF0031.JPG and http://24.164.157.226/6-25-03/Originals/DSCF0032.JPG
WickeDKlowN
08-02-2003, 08:34 PM
whoa, don't think I have heard anything like that yet.

I am thinking of getting a pair of Invisions too...
TraXeR
08-02-2003, 08:48 PM
ugh, i have eaten one and it sucked, although VL makes kinda tangy ones... dont ask
nt2004
08-03-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by WickeDKlowN
whoa, don't think I have heard anything like that yet.

I am thinking of getting a pair of Invisions too...
dont hold it against the invisions. this is the first time its happened anywhere to my knowledge
FreshmanBob
08-03-2003, 07:38 PM
My dog eats the ones that roll away from me at home, lets just say we can later later on.

I haven't, but pro ball taste kina good if you suck on em.
Bad_Dog
08-03-2003, 08:40 PM
I saw a poster by Diablo that said somthin like "bold new look, same great taste"...
wobbles82
08-04-2003, 01:05 AM
The best...and still used by myself today cuz its just too funny to see peoples reaction is the one a friend said to me. Him- "Damn I just got gogged." Me- "Tastes horrible huh?" Him- "Yea man..it taste like a latex glove..or a rubber glove or something like that". Me- "....lets forget this happened k?". :D Hopefully somebody will get it er something like that. :p
ZAust
08-04-2003, 03:06 AM
great american paintball makes the banana and apple scented paintballs...
Ov3rmind
08-04-2003, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by Lord_Whoopass
lol but if you really want to do something funny... swallow one whole... you shall see some color in your life a day later... :D
For some sick reason I want to try that.
Albinonewt
08-04-2003, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by KornKamp02
Ok, I was wondering today what a paintball would taste like...... So, being the Jackass I am I decided to eat one...Don't try it! Has anyone else done this?

In my new Dye Invision mask all I do is eat paint all day long.

Everytime I get shot in the grill I'm tasting paint, and lot's of it.

Who designed this thing anyway?
Bolter
08-04-2003, 10:13 AM
I think ( but I may be wrong ) WDP make a ball called victory that stinks of a really strong chemical orange smell. Like an orange scented oven cleaner smell.

I have no clue as to what it tastes like though!!

:p
bryceeden
08-05-2003, 11:52 PM
I taste every new kind of paint I get in to my store.(Chronic isn't bad)
Jerhew
08-06-2003, 02:39 AM
to quote ralph wiggum
"it tastes like burning"
Bolter
08-06-2003, 07:48 AM
hehehe!!
Grasshopper
08-06-2003, 08:03 AM
I got payed 25 cents per paintball. I ended up eating like 20, because I needed some money to fill my tank.
Off Center
08-06-2003, 05:18 PM
I once tried to get a friend to eat a paintball by showing him that they didn't taste bad at all. I couldn't keep from making a horrible face, and he never ended up eating one.
p8ntballsnowman
08-06-2003, 09:01 PM
Depends what type of paintball. The draxxus Hellfire arent bad.
no_doz
08-06-2003, 10:58 PM
i was bored so one day on my bus i decided to soften a paintball up and hit this kid in the back of the head, so i did, and i found out it changes yur spit color (i didnt bust it though) so after i nailed the kid and i got off the bus, i put a bunch of them in my mouth goin down my long *** driveway when one busted, (and it was sum off brand really cheap paint) it was so bad i puked on spot. so dont eat really cheap paint boys and girls lol.