LongDuckDong
08-17-2003, 02:49 AM
It was posted before about their barrel "accesories"
http://www.evil-paintball.com/pipe.htm
http://www.evil-paintball.com/images/pipe-twheel-lg.jpg
lol
But their whole site is funny as hell.
Tech Info-
2. Micro hone finish tolerance: 2 to 5 microns. -Swank!- They can't stop us, they can only hope we get hit by a bus
6. Backs are optimized 6 inch length (its a good size).
8. MSRP $200.00 -bong!
About their impulse ram
What can I say about this? It is the single most efficient valve ever created by humankind. It is actually up for a 1st place blue ribbon prize at the 2nd grade Northside school for the limbless invention convention festival. Sweet.
their new reg:
Detonator
The detonator is an inline reg capable of handling 100 to 500 psi outgoing pressures. Not that really matters at all, all we really want is a reg that will let us shoot above 350, to make our guns boom boom boom like the venga boys. It has a unique side feature that when you roll it on play doh it makes a neat pattern, my favorite feature. It also has an auto correction gyroscope to compensate for any human error involving aiming. What does that mean you ask, it means the gun aims for you. The Mad monkey scientists have been hard at work on this for quite some time. Unfortunately we lost one monkey due to a gyroscope being attached to a bowling ball, a very messy situation. So be careful or KABOOM!!
and the "Shocker anti-suck part"
This upgrade part is for the Shocker™. I have no idea what this thing does but I am sure it cant hurt your shoebox sized gun. Plus it has an adjustment screw on the front and those are always good.
and their cocker front end kit
This is astonishing, never before has anyone ever created an entire kit of parts to go on the front of your boom shick a boom gun. There are so many hoses and moving things and even knobs to turn, it can keep you entertained for hours. We have installed these at several of the nearby pre-schools with great success. These parts are very shiny so your gun will definitely pass all bling bling standards.
hahaha... I love it!! I love this company, they have a sense of humor. Also their products look cool, have a cool name and aren't trying to sue every other paintball company.
I'm seriously considering one of their evil pipe kits.
http://www.evil-paintball.com/pipe.htm
http://www.evil-paintball.com/images/pipe-twheel-lg.jpg
lol
But their whole site is funny as hell.
Tech Info-
2. Micro hone finish tolerance: 2 to 5 microns. -Swank!- They can't stop us, they can only hope we get hit by a bus
6. Backs are optimized 6 inch length (its a good size).
8. MSRP $200.00 -bong!
About their impulse ram
What can I say about this? It is the single most efficient valve ever created by humankind. It is actually up for a 1st place blue ribbon prize at the 2nd grade Northside school for the limbless invention convention festival. Sweet.
their new reg:
Detonator
The detonator is an inline reg capable of handling 100 to 500 psi outgoing pressures. Not that really matters at all, all we really want is a reg that will let us shoot above 350, to make our guns boom boom boom like the venga boys. It has a unique side feature that when you roll it on play doh it makes a neat pattern, my favorite feature. It also has an auto correction gyroscope to compensate for any human error involving aiming. What does that mean you ask, it means the gun aims for you. The Mad monkey scientists have been hard at work on this for quite some time. Unfortunately we lost one monkey due to a gyroscope being attached to a bowling ball, a very messy situation. So be careful or KABOOM!!
and the "Shocker anti-suck part"
This upgrade part is for the Shocker™. I have no idea what this thing does but I am sure it cant hurt your shoebox sized gun. Plus it has an adjustment screw on the front and those are always good.
and their cocker front end kit
This is astonishing, never before has anyone ever created an entire kit of parts to go on the front of your boom shick a boom gun. There are so many hoses and moving things and even knobs to turn, it can keep you entertained for hours. We have installed these at several of the nearby pre-schools with great success. These parts are very shiny so your gun will definitely pass all bling bling standards.
hahaha... I love it!! I love this company, they have a sense of humor. Also their products look cool, have a cool name and aren't trying to sue every other paintball company.
I'm seriously considering one of their evil pipe kits.