Which way do you put your toilet paper?(wil help solve an argument if you tell me)

[Timmee]

The only time I fold it is when someone starts banging on the door 15 seconds after I get in there.

[845]

If its there and I cant get at it + extremely impatient I will just rip chunks out. OTherwise i really dont care. The real question is: How do people stand that rough toilet paper? Some people must be masochists some of it is like wiping your but with sand paper.

[covadsucks]

Wow, you people use TP? I prefer to use the neighbor's cat...all soft and fluffy...here kitty kitty kitty!

Charmin is the only TP that should be in existence, and it's facing me so I can make sure I get a good jump on the roll to clean any mess...even if it's a spider on the wall.

[V-Viper]

toilet paper?

[TransMan]

Well i dont put the toilet paper on the thing i have my own bathroom and leave a stack of tp on the floor i guess some might call me weird but i dont like having it on the thing

[Matt Crawford]

Originally posted by cris8762
well....last year i was on a hiking trip and suddenly i got the squirts..(you all know what i'm talking about..you've been moving around a lot and all of a sudden it hits u and u HAVE TO GO!) well i unbuckle and drop my pack (45lbs.) and go running off into the woods to find a good spot, grabbing big leaves as i go, well i find a good spot, dig a shallow hole with my boots and away i go! then i CAREFULLY pick through the leaves making sure there was no poison ivy,oak,sumac, etc.....i must say that the dew on the remaining leaves was quite refreshing and made it easy.....anyways....if u are ever in the woods and use leaves MAKE SURE TO LOOK AT THE LEAVES TO SEE IF ANYTHING IS "POISON"

I had the same problem once, but I did not check to see if any of it was"poisen" lol I had a rough 2 weeks.I'll never go in the woods now without a roll of tp lol

[Wheelman]

I can't belive this conversation is taking place, but hey, I want in!

I am another one who doesn't have the motivation to put a fresh roll on the hanger (just set it on the empty one) my girlfriend will eventually put it on th roll, right now it's facing (runs to the bathroom to look at the toilet paper, get funny looks on the way) over the top. My method is good for the "speed wipe", grab roll, wind around hand a few hundred times, viola! instanly folded and you hand is compelety safe from that bean burrito you had the night before(and you can efficently use both sides of the paper and not worry about gettin poo on your hands)

Of course lifes lessons are learned the hard way so always remember when you really gotta go, (and when I say "really gotta go" I mean when you know it's gonna be so bad that the police could show up looking for a decomposing body the neighbors 2 miles away reported smelling) make sure there is PAPER ON THE ROLL! There are few things in life that are worse than having to "shimmy" across a bathroom to get a new one, and most times it's not the most pudent thing to call for someone to get it for you, unless your signifigant other is very loving or has no sense of smell.

And now that I have delved way to deep into my bathroom habits with total strangers I end now.

[Thrash]

This is the most hilarious thread ever.

Charmin is the only TP that should be in existence

I agree.