Stock trading advice
Just got this from my dad, thought it was actually pretty funny and I'd share it with AO. Enjoy!!
In the wake of the roller coaster stock market chaos, I
wanted to make a few close friends aware of the next expected
mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2004 and make yourself a
bundle. :-)
>
> 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush
and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become......
Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace.
>
> 2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join
forces and become Polly, Warner, Cracker.
>
> 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as.......
MMMGood.
>
> 4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will
merge to become, of course....... ZipAudiDoDa.
>
> 5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor,
UPS, and consolidate as......... FedUP
>
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become
..... Fairwell Honeychild.
>
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become....
Poupon Pants
>
> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women
will become...Knott NOW
>
> 9. Mobile Oil is purchasing what is left of Enron and will be
known as MORON.
In the wake of the roller coaster stock market chaos, I
wanted to make a few close friends aware of the next expected
mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2004 and make yourself a
bundle. :-)
>
> 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush
and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become......
Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace.
>
> 2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join
forces and become Polly, Warner, Cracker.
>
> 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as.......
MMMGood.
>
> 4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will
merge to become, of course....... ZipAudiDoDa.
>
> 5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor,
UPS, and consolidate as......... FedUP
>
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become
..... Fairwell Honeychild.
>
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become....
Poupon Pants
>
> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women
will become...Knott NOW
>
> 9. Mobile Oil is purchasing what is left of Enron and will be
known as MORON.