Have An ION?...You can STILL Be A Man...

[M-a-s-sDriver]

Runs on co2, right?
6pak goodness on ION crapness. Wait untill my stock-feed gets here from Palmer's.
26 good shots on a 12 gram. Not Bad.

Brent.

[Automaggot68]

Thats fantastic.

[WARPED1]

Runs on co2, right?
6pak goodness on ION crapness.

You, my friend, are a mindless idiot. The Ion is a good gun, not crap. Not the best gun ever, but good.

[M-a-s-sDriver]

You, my friend, are a mindless idiot. The Ion is a good gun, not crap. Not the best gun ever, but good.

Dork.
If I ever meet you in person, I will stomp you. Do you sleep with with your ION you friendless loser?
I'm so tired of you lifeless wonders. Next time, just please shut up.
Peace, Love, Brent.

[Glickman]

Dork.
If I ever meet you in person, I will stomp you. Do you sleep with with your ION you friendless loser?
I'm so tired of you lifeless wonders. Next time, just please shut up.
Peace, Love, Brent.

hahahaha
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hahahah

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excuse me while i laugh...

hahaha

man that was good. i havent seen the classic 10 year old response "ill come to your house and kick your ***" in sooooo long, probably a good 2 years on pbn, even they grew up a bit.

hahahaha

hahahhahahahaha

ok, but seriously, your wasting air...




back on topic.

WE WANT 6-PACKS!!!

[master_alexander]

stock class ion... nice

but the best one (dramatic change) is still the karni (ore money involved...) ...

make it a pump and youre set!

[Duzzy]

I don't think it would be very cost effective to try and turn that into a pump.

Cockers started out as pumps, I know that it is hard to believe but the Sniper came before the Autococker. So it was probably much easier to turn a Karnivore into a pump than it would be this.

I wonder when they will have to add no break beam eyes into the SCP Rule Book?

[teufelhunden]

Dork.
If I ever meet you in person, I will stomp you. Do you sleep with with your ION you friendless loser?
I'm so tired of you lifeless wonders. Next time, just please shut up.
Peace, Love, Brent.

I'm sorry that your beloved AGD has been at a technical standstill for the better part of a decade.

[WARPED1]

Dork.
If I ever meet you in person, I will stomp you. Do you sleep with with your ION you friendless loser?
I'm so tired of you lifeless wonders. Next time, just please shut up.
Peace, Love, Brent.

No need to gett hostile. Your name should be No need for that. Army.........
This closed minded community of 24,769 really need a boot shoved up thier butt. Except for a select few like teufelhunden

[M-a-s-sDriver]

You, my friend, are a mindless idiot. The Ion is a good gun, not crap. Not the best gun ever, but good.

Allow me, sir, to refer back again to this quoted statement, where you refer to me as a "mindless idiot". I see you are roughly in my adult demographic, although I am 6 years your senior. Since you are not entirely devoid of wordly experience I would expect you to recognize that statemaent as "hostile".
If we were at a paintball park and you heard me say ION's are crap, then you walked up and called me a mindless idiot, how do you think events would unfold?
Anyway, I don't wish to argue. RELATIVELY speaking, IOn's are a product of inferior quality compared to other guns I own. How's that. It is the V8 Vega of paintball.
Fast, but ready to croak at any minute.
So to make it fun, and different from the million other ION's out there, I tried this.
wooped-de-do.
Sorry the humor was lost on you.
Brent.

[Beemer]

You, my friend, are a mindless idiot.

Ouch, 5600 and something posts and you break a major RULE in all most all your posts and you call him an Idiot..

[Enemy]

whats up with all the hostility cant we all get along...except for tuef lets linch him!jk

anyways ions are not crap they arent gold but far from crap! they are fast and good enough on effiecency thats all you need in tourney ball today!!! who cares if it lasts most of us have 12 backups waiting for our guns to break anyway!

[AO Moderation Team]

You, my friend, are a mindless idiot. The Ion is a good gun, not crap. Not the best gun ever, but good.

And you are banned for a week.

[Target Practice]

Whee!

[AGDlover]

Eh it seems like a cool idea but i just dont feel comfortable with classic AGD stuff going on an Ion of allthings its cool to look at but personaly i wouldnt dare to bring it in a game