Oh yeh... well, umm... I have a bowling ball imported from a company made of three letters in Europe. It has like, an electrourethetic shell on it, thus making it better than all mechanical bowling balls. Furthermore it can tell me the temperature of the air and the lane, allowing me to adjust its reactivity to get past those nasty bowling ball judges and such. So there I'm a better bowler than all y'all.
BTW - I know nothing about bowling, the most fun I have had bowling involved doing it on a lane we bought for a bench (we used it outside as a lane for a day first) at our old house and a .45 pistol .
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