"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[I-hate-school]

PJ: "Because looking like a super hero doesnt make u a target!" (Reffering to new super hero jersey line)

32º: "What Dont we make?"

Tippman: "Because you need a forgrip...No? ... well you get one anyways."

WGP: "We make the autococker, everyone else makes the parts."

WGP: "Because aftermarket companys need us."

Bob Long: "Does any1 own our products?"

Kingman: "lets add a gas through grip and a site rail and call it a shutter."

BE: "Because Walmart needs us."

DYE: "lets mill Dye into it and charge 40$ more."

WDP: "We are secretly owned by Bill Gates."

[Bartleby]

not so secret anymore is it?

[Stinger]

32*-our only purpose is to copy jt

[845]

AirStar: Noo! That Doesn't Go There!!!!

[vf-xx]

WDP - new for 2002 synthetic voice alarms "I can't let you do that Dave...."

[beam]

Originally posted by 845
AirStar: Noo! That Doesn't Go There!!!!

BWAAAHAHAHAHA!

props to 845!

AirStar: "I'll be there in a second guys....I just need to chr ***BLAM***"

[Bartleby]

WDP - new for 2002 synthetic voice alarms "I can't let you do that Dave...."

that is the funniest thing i've seen on here.

[Paintball_Foo]

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[ZeezNutz]

sorry couldnt let that ^ be the last post on this thread

[DA_DMX]

agd-"if you want to make your hopper touch the moon get our vert feed"
agd-"and they said you couldn't make a paintball gun work like a flamethrower"
wdp-"ours gun may not work but with what other gun can you call your mom for help in the mittle of a match"
Shockers-"like guns that have a million o-ring we got you covered"
Matrix-"we are a good gun when we work...seriously"

[gmag]

WDP: Causing jealousy since whenever.....

[845]

E-mag: This gun ain't no angel

[Vegeta]

Tippmann: "Hacksaw not included"
Tippmann: "Built like a tank, indestructible, big, and heavy."
Airstar: "Whoops. Hey we tried."
Voodoo Paintball: "'Cuase veryone needs a 300 paint-mine"
BE (new line of guns): We took 1 gun and made it into four! (Kingman here we come!)"

I can't understand BE. THey make hte Genisis, Surge, Revelation, Surge DF.. all those.. and htey are ALL THE SAME GUN. Just diffrent colors with some minor add ons. And hte call their things htat come stock "custom". I was reading APG and in hte Marker's Description it said it had a "Custom" trigger frame... uh... it came wit hthe gun... nothing special about it.. its stock. Same with the paint/ano job.. they called it "Custom".. they are all like that.. its stock. Thats like.. false advertising.

[Bartleby]

but all companies do that. the trick is what the item is custom to. like the color could be cutomized to the factory. the trigger frame could be customized to the gun (knowing the inconsistency of BE)

[BTAutoMag]

ACI (Phat barrel) "How big are your balls? Beacuse in paintball, SIZING does matter."
Then later in the add
"ACI's 'PHAT' barrel system keeps your load from blowing prematurely or dribbling out of the tip..."
i love this add, i even had to call my best friend at 9:00 at night to read him this

[BTAutoMag]

Originally posted by deded
AGD: we only fix 'em for free because they never break

this SHOULD be an AGD motto

[845]

APG: Written by squids for newbies (I didnt make this up but it made a good point)

[BTAutoMag]

DYE: I thought all witches rode Boomsticks.
BE: If it breaks, it's not our problem, you bought it.
WDP: because more moving parts means more accuracy
AGD:Elves? We don't need no stinkin' elves.
Angel: because if you know the temp. inside your gun your game will improve.
System-X: we make the expensive more pricey

[gmag]

Whatever happened to this going historic?

[DiRTyBuNNy]

just thought i'd throw this one back up because it should be a classic..

[FooTemps]

Custom Products: We actually have a 4 foot *******! OOPS, we mean barrels.

[dorksquad]

found this a while ago
Your marker determines your life. READ!
I posted something similar to this on the PBall City board a while back and
thought I'd post it here too. It's simply a joke. It represents my
opinions(and mayby yours too) so don't take any of it seriously.


INSTRUCTIONS: FIND YOUR MARKER AND READ THE DESCRIPTION OF WHAT TYPE FO
PERSON YOU ARE.



-PGP:I'm a meat and potatoes person
-P68:I eat my meat and potatoes with a 12 inch fork
-Phantom:Simplicity is my middle name
-Maverick/Trracer:I'm all skill
-Spyder:I think I'm cool
-M98:I am cool
-Model 83:I wish I was cool
-Talon:I'm in the 4th grade
-Raptor:I'm in the 4th grade and get an allowance
-Rainmaker:I'm in the 5th grade and get have rich parents
-Nelspot007:Back in my day....
-Automag:I like to go 4 wheeling in my jeep
-Autococker:I was born with a screw driver in my hand
-Dark Cocker:I was born with a multicolored screwdriver set.
-Sandridge F5:I was born with a DeWalt cordless drill
-Shocker:I know what I'm doing
-Impulse:I know what I'm doing and I'm still in highschool
-Vision Impulse:I know what I'm doing but know too much
-Defiant:I know vaguely whats going on but still I'm confused
-Timmy:I think I'm Bob Long
-Bushmaster 2000:I replaced skill with paint
-Angel:I play in national Tournaments
-Dark Angel:I have a small penis
-Revenge2:I buy fake stuff and say it's real
-Mini-mag:I live in a one room apartment
-Micro-mag:I share a one room apartment
-E-mag: I sold my soul to Satan for a case of paint
-Evolution Autococker:I love British life
-Piranha:I don't care about labels

Any gun annodized:You can't put me in a cage
Any gun painted:I put small animals in cages
Any gun w/ a 16"+ barrel:Quiet, Charlie will hear us
Any gun w/ a double trigger:I can still give peeps the bird
Any gun w/out a foregrip: The name's Bond, James Bond
Any gun w/ a pump:I'm sick of masturbating

[wyn1370]

Kapp - um ...yeah ...paintball parts, hey look isn't that Lisa Harvey

[FooTemps]

Here's a nice logo for the angel.

[HoppysMag]

BE : Warning leaving outside on sunny day may cause melting.
WGP: Worlds largest elf suplyer.... What we make PAINTBALL guns??
Kingman: Lots of variastions.... Same crappy gun.
Angel: Its got to be the best. Why else would i have payed 2000 dollars for it??

[Thor the Mighty]

b.e.-we ran out of brass so we used plastic

[liigod]

guns n roses - welcome to the jungle - worst song
ptp - jungle night anno - wost anno ever
comic book man - worst eppisode ever
sony laptops - firewire on a 333mhz pII laptop, yer firewire camera is guna be faster than yer laptop, but we make those so we can sell em to you, and a palm pilot, and a tv, an speakers, and a reciver and a, well even a dog
brass eagle - liigod makes cool barrel plugs out of us

[Butterfingers]

WGP: "Physyics don't apply"

WGP: "We lead the pack in elf technology"

WDP: "Gun $500, Anno/Mill $200, Marketing $400, $100 import, the look on your face when you realize you bought an overpriced bushmaster PRICELESS."

WDP: "Extra circut boards not included"

WDP: "The worlds most expensive thermometer"

WDP: "High speed internet option for $29.95/mo."

ICD: "Yeah we sell angels"

Smart Parts: "Our marketing department won a pulitzer prize for best fiction."

Smart Parts: "We like drilling holes in long tubes"

Smart Parts: "We are secretly owned by the DOW chemical company."

Smart Parts: "Give us your money and we will tell you a story."

Smart Parts: "Tolerances? what are those"

Smart Parts: "Compressssed air truck reccomended"

Smart Parts: "We are no longer offering fire red anno so masons dont mistake our guns for bricks"

BE: "Ignorance is BLISS"

Diablo: "90% marketing 10% manufacturing"

Diablo: "Cause square paintballs fly better"

AKALMP: "Keepin those elves alive"

Tippmann: "Currently under govenment contract to produce the worlds strongest armor."

Tribal: "Free gun for anybody who can tell us who we are"

[aNtHrAx323]

Indian Creek: "Best shoeboxes in the sport of paintball."

And for an acronym...
AGD = "Ambiguously G..."
hehe, just kidding

[HoppysMag]

Tippman: makeing minature grenade launches in convient paint gun form!
Bob Long: Slap my name on sumthin and add 50$ to the price
AGD: Failure is not an option!
Angel: Bateries not optional!
WGP: you gotta pay extra for it to actualy work right.
32*: Patent shmatent.

Tom: YES! now im back on top! Diabolical Laugh!!!

ACI: Tracer, Maverick, Tracer, Maverick? Who wants to play 2 gun monty