Best Pickup Lines

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Submit your best pickup lines here!

ex. If you were a booger i'd pick you first
did it hurt when u fell from blah blah blah.

stuff like that.

[gimp]

from terminator, "come with me if you want to live"

[AutomagRT1483]

"Hey Baby"

[KornKamp02]

To Quote A Night At The Roxbury:

"Hey hey, is taht a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants. "

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

i imagine gimp walking around with a shotgun at a night club

[Cliffio]

girl you must be a tater-tot
cause your o-rida

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by Cliffio
girl you must be a tater-tot
cause your o-rida

lol!

[Tron]

lick your finger and procede to touch her on the shoulder.

"Hey baby let's get you out of these wet clothes"

-Tron

[Automaggin2]

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long



A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

[-Carnifex-]

"Did you grow up on a chicken farm?
Because you sure know how to raise a cock."

[Automaggin2]

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.


There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.


Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

[EsPo]

Originally posted by Automaggin2
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.

Mounting.. is that what we call it now?

Hah.

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i'm not fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock

[Lopy-slopy]

use one finger to point and gesjur(sp) for her to come over to you. When she come's say "If I can make you *** with one finger think what I can do with my whole hand."

"Have you heard, the word of the week is legs, lets go back to my house and spread the word."

You say "hey, i'm an astronaught(sp)" and she says "realy?" then you go, "no, but I get a rocket in my poket when I see you."

"Hey, nice shoes, wanna #$%#"

[xadamx]

i play pro paintball