"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"
I was just thinking about the company motto. That's a good one....has a good sound to it. What are the other manufacturer's mottos? Like WGP, Indian Creek Designs, Kingman, etc....
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"Men think they think upon great politcal questions, and they do; but they think with their party, not independently; they read its literature, but not that of the other side; they arrive at convictions, but they are drawn from a partial view of the matter in hand and are of no particular value. They swarm with their party, they feel with their party, they are happy in their party's approval; and where the party leads they will follow, whether for right and honor, or through blood and dirt and a mush of mutilated morals."
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WGP: "Newton was mistaken."
WDP: "Our gun is $400 shinier than yours."
BE: "Don't worry about our warranty policy."
Smart Parts (Shockers): "220ci tank not included."
Kingman: "We don't do standards."
Bruiser: "What about our gun? Check out our bikini models!"
DYE: "$40 barrel, $60 laser-engraving."
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Now thats funny miscue!! HAComment
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lol
LOL, that's really funny
Tippmann: "Built like a rock, with stock accuracy like one too"
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I like to refer to Tippmans as : aroung the tree shots. Because i was killed when a ball(shot by Tippmann) curved around a tree and hit my gun.
Robbie KimmellRobbie
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NPS: What's a patent?
Airstar(?): Kevlar vest not included.
BE: If we buy every other company, people will HAVE to buy our stuff.Comment
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miscue, u have too too much time on your handsTough Times Wont Last Forever...
Tough People Will ~ Darryl Kile R.I.P. 2002Comment
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Ah, lets see.
AKALMP = WORLD RENOUNED makers of low pressure, high cost equipment.
Proteam Products = No, we dont make anything under our own power, we get other companies to
Booyah = What? We went bankrupt? Nah, just give us a few days for chapter 11 to take effect so we can keep your guns.Former stickballmovies guy (They're on youtube now). Now a full-time slumlord in Central Ohio.Comment
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hey AGD can be two ways! "because quality shoots straight always" or the other way lolComment
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Tippmann: adding custom makes every thing sound betterComment
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LOL LOL!! I am crying over here!!!!sigpicComment
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shocker "because bigger is better"
wgp "airsmith not included"
angel "better than yours because it cost more"Death smiles on us all. The only thing we can do is smile back.Comment
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Brass Eagle= Leading the paintball industry in providing markers for driveby shootings.
WGP= Better distance and accuracy thru use of elves.
WDP= Making everything electronic because it looks cool.
Viewloader= Selling out to better provide you with deminished quality products.
JT= Because your goggles need a fan.
Odyssey Paintball Prodcuts (Halo Loader)= When you feel the urge to spray and pray, were there for you.
Uhh thats all I can think of.. not the funniest but some work. -Matt
"...And so we go on with our lives, we know the truth but prefer lies..." -NOFX, The Decline
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You know the viewloader buy out was the two corporations... BE want's to buy name recognition, thats why they bought JT. Did you also know that the HALO is made by the designers of the revy?
WDP "Sex sells"
CCI "What's vaporware?"
KAPP "Ghetto 'R us"
Kingman "Flavor of the week"
APG "Ads plus guns"
Smart parts "What's a caliper?"
ZAP "Because $400 plastic markers always go over well"
AGD "It's still a glorified blowforward"Comment
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You winOriginally posted by Miscue
WDP: "Our gun is $400 shinier than yours."
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