3, 1 to guide him there, and 2 to clean up the mess he made on the way?
Close! 2. Both of them to help him there. We're talking about men here....no one cleaned up...
3, 1 to guide him there, and 2 to clean up the mess he made on the way?
Close! 2. Both of them to help him there. We're talking about men here....no one cleaned up...
Originally posted by Miscue
Romeo... bah! He's a pathetic fool who was lamely obsessed with the impressionable Juliet.
Hehe! Don't make me go over there and make you...nevermind...I'll find out sooner or later.Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
3, 1 to guide him there, and 2 to clean up the mess he made on the way?
Close! 2. Both of them to help him there. We're talking about men here....no one cleaned up...
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I don't know about these supposed men, but if I'm too drunk to go the bathroom on my own, the only place anyone needs to help me to is OUTSIDE!
Nothing like sleeping out under the stars! Outside is nice because you can pee or hurl or whatever you want and you don't HAVE to clean up! Ain't that cool!
In all seriousness I've never been so drunk I couldn't make it to the bathroom and have been seriously snot-slinging toilet-hugging hung over for three days drunk! But I can always make it to the bathroom.
There must have been something ELSE going on that we don't know about. Gibby you weren't like tied up or blindfolded or anything were ya?
FatMan
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HAHA!! I don't know...I don't remember a thing. All I am sure that "something else" thing never happened because I was still able to sit down.Originally posted by FatMan
There must have been something ELSE going on that we don't know about. Gibby you weren't like tied up or blindfolded or anything were ya?
FatMan
I like the blindfold idea though! I might have to try it next time! I won't let myself be tied up unless I know the woman I'm with isn't psycho.
Thanks for the tip FatMan!
Uh-huh! Gibby, I have no idea WHAT you are talking about! Let me see if I can get this straight: you got drunk with a woman that might be a psycho (since you are sure you didn't let her tie you up) and had to go to the bathroom and needed help from two guys, and you are sure SOMETHING didn't happen because you could still sit down! But the blindfold sounds like a good idea!Originally posted by gibby
HAHA!! I don't know...I don't remember a thing. All I am sure that "something else" thing never happened because I was still able to sit down.
I like the blindfold idea though! I might have to try it next time! I won't let myself be tied up unless I know the woman I'm with isn't psycho.
Thanks for the tip FatMan!
You west-coast types must do really different stuff on Friday nights than we do here in the deep south!
TDS can you help with this? maybe you can explain it to me (I assume Hawaii is more or less like California - they're both way the heck out west and have palm trees).
FatMan
I'm south and I have palm trees!
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Yeah FatGuy im not too sure about Gibs either hes on my do not turn your back to him list
Wellll, then, YOU get a cookie! (big cheer)Originally posted by WARPED1
I'm south and I have palm trees!
Where are you Warped? Please tell me you're not in South Carolina? The state has enough problems as it it!
FatMan
OK, is that because you're afraid if you do you might not be able to sit down?Originally posted by TransMan
Yeah FatGuy im not too sure about Gibs either hes on my do not turn your back to him list
I think they've got laws against that stuff in South Carolina!
Not that there's ANYTHING wrong with THAT!
FatMan
YUP! thats exactly it i like being able to sit downOriginally posted by FatMan
OK, is that because you're afraid if you do you might not be able to sit down?
I think they've got laws against that stuff in South Carolina!
Not that there's ANYTHING wrong with THAT!
FatMan
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I see. Well, I'm all for those alternative lifestyles and all - that's cool. But I must say it would be mighty impolite to just - well you know - I mean without askin' and all!Originally posted by TransMan
YUP! thats exactly it i like being able to sit down
Sort of gives the whole "two guys helping you to the bathroom" thing a new perspective. Sort of gives the whole "cleaning up the mess" thing a new twist as well!
OK, Sorry I'm such a ditz - you gotta spell these things out for me. In my day we just said they went to the can and played "hide the salami" or somthing like that.
Thanks,
FatMan
PS - how is it whenever this thread seems to be winding down we seem to find SOMETHING bizzar to talk about? of course, I'm not complainin ...
LOL!! Wow...now talk about twisting my words around!
Okay, the facts:
1. yes, I got sloshed
2. no, I wasn't with a psycho woman
3. yes, two guys helped me to a tree where *I* did the dirty deed(and before TDS can say anything, no...not the tree)
4. yes, I thought your idea, FatMan, about the blindfold/tie up thing was interesting.
Whatever you guys want to make out of that is up to you.
I'm sure TDS will come up with something to say about it. In fact, I'd be disappointed if she didn't.
Trust me Trans, you have nothing to worry about!Originally posted by TransMan
Yeah FatGuy im not too sure about Gibs either hes on my do not turn your back to him list
Thanks RomulanAle! I found a web site that sells it. It will be perfect for my TDS shrine!
Too bad noone has any quick pics from it on the web, I'm dying to see her hula (with or without her skirt)
FatMan
OK, I'm not trying to mix words with you Gibby, and believe me you are free to do whatever you want with whoever (or whatever) you want.Originally posted by gibby
LOL!! Wow...now talk about twisting my words around!
Okay, the facts:
1. yes, I got sloshed
2. no, I wasn't with a psycho woman
3. yes, two guys helped me to a tree where *I* did the dirty deed(and before TDS can say anything, no...not the tree)
4. yes, I thought your idea, FatMan, about the blindfold/tie up thing was interesting.
Whatever you guys want to make out of that is up to you.
I'm sure TDS will come up with something to say about it. In fact, I'd be disappointed if she didn't.
Now, in my day "doing the dirty deed" meant SEX, plain and simple. So are you saying two guys helped you to a tree and then you had sex? With who, the woman, the guys, the tree, yourself?
I am SO confused!
FatMan
I meant helping me go to the bathroom...sheesh!!
Man! We do need to spell everything out!
Your Welcome.Originally posted by FatMan
Thanks RomulanAle! I found a web site that sells it. It will be perfect for my TDS shrine!
Too bad noone has any quick pics from it on the web, I'm dying to see her hula (with or without her skirt)
FatMan
Yeah, I'm pretty dense!Originally posted by gibby
I meant helping me go to the bathroom...sheesh!!
Man! We do need to spell everything out!
So what do you think about this thing RomulanAle is talking about? Should we inform Tom Kaye?
FatMan
So, tell us something about yourself Rom-Ale - when was YOUR most embarrasing moment? And when do we get to see a pic of YOUR butt?Originally posted by RomulanAle
Your Welcome.
FatMan
Originally posted by FatMan
So, tell us something about yourself Rom-Ale - when was YOUR most embarrasing moment?When I mooned a police officer and he hit me with his night stick And when do we get to see a pic of YOUR butt?When you are able to black male it out of me!withch wont be likely since I don't scare easy.
FatMan
Sheesh shes the one admited to it and put it on the net I only supplied you with the link!
TDS can you help with this? maybe you can explain it to me (I assume Hawaii is more or less like California - they're both way the heck out west and have palm trees).
LMBO No comment. Sorry, can't help ya!
Romie, you are evil.....
So what do you think about this thing RomulanAle is talking about? Should we inform Tom Kaye?
Can we say 'dead man walking'?
So, tell us something about yourself Rom-Ale - when was YOUR most embarrasing moment? And when do we get to see a pic of YOUR butt?
Yes Romie, lets talk about you butt for awhile!
Oh c'mon Rommie - Isn't there a way I can sweet-talk you out of it? Doesn't have to be naked or nuthin! And besides, I won't share it with anyone else - I'm good about keeping my word!
FatMan
?If I showed a picture of it you would be blinded by its beuty.Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
Romie, you are evil..... Who me?
So what do you think about this thing RomulanAle is talking about? Should we inform Tom Kaye?
Can we say 'dead man walking'?Nope I'm a woman
Yes Romie, lets talk about you butt for awhile! [/B]
Thats not what TDS said.Originally posted by FatMan
Oh c'mon Rommie - Isn't there a way I can sweet-talk you out of it? Doesn't have to be naked or nuthin! And besides, I won't share it with anyone else - I'm good about keeping my word!
FatMan
Obviously! But beauty like that transcends the senses and I would enjoy it just the same. Its just a picture - it doesn't have to be anything embarrasing! And I guarantee I won't show it to anyone if you don't want me to.Originally posted by RomulanAle
?If I showed a picture of it you would be blinded by its beuty.
FatMan
So, let's talk about this vid. You never told me you were a hula star! What am I going to see on this vid? Do you have a hula solo, or are you part of a group, any interviews with you or anything?
I'm dying to see it!
FatMan
Now hold on a cotton pickin' minute! TDS said I broke my word? I don't think so! TDS you didn't say that, did you? Did I break my word to you?Originally posted by RomulanAle
Thats not what TDS said.
Unfair! I'm an honest guy and TDS would tell you that. I'm not sure I believe you even asked her!
FatMan
Originally posted by FatMan
So, let's talk about this vid. You never told me you were a hula star! What am I going to see on this vid? Do you have a hula solo, or are you part of a group, any interviews with you or anything?
I'm dying to see it!
FatMan
It'll never happen. LOL I'm in a group sorry no interviews. I cried for hours after the competition. It was completely humiliating!!!!
Thats not what TDS said.
Hahaha I never said a word.
It'll never happen? I've got a line on the video from an online source right now. I'm buying it! But I'll be nice and treat it under our previous agreement, if you ask real niceOriginally posted by TooDamnSweet
It'll never happen. LOL I'm in a group sorry no interviews. I cried for hours after the competition. It was completely humiliating!!!!
Thats not what TDS said.
Hahaha I never said a word.
Actually, the thought of you crying afterwards is bit sad - I' ve never imagined you crying before.
And I HOPE you didn't say such a thing. A lesser man might figure if you say he broke the faith he might as well break it, but not this guy. Even if you don't acknowledge it I'm good!
That Rommie is just trying to make trouble! I bet her butt don't compare to yours!
FatMan