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    Re: 10 Nuns and a Ballarina

    Originally posted by FatMan
    , so I told Danielle she was the sexiest nun I had ever met, and that I had this fantasy of kissing a nun, so she decided to fulfill my fantasy, so she landed 3 or 4 big ones on me, while her friend took pictures. And finally they left. FatMan

    Ok. you now are officially my hero.

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    Fatman is such a pimp.

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    Originally posted by MagMan5446
    Fatman is such a pimp.
    Yes, well some of my friends asked me if I was SURE they were not actually strippers, and I assured them that no, I was not.

    Personnally I think all nuns should be like Danielle, tall, leggy blond, hot wearing a slinky black dress, black nylons and spike-heel shoes.

    I goes with MY religion!

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    You are too funny FatMan! Looks like you had a great time!!

    Originally posted by Miscue
    Romeo... bah! He's a pathetic fool who was lamely obsessed with the impressionable Juliet.

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    Originally posted by TooDamnSweet
    You are too funny FatMan! Looks like you had a great time!!
    Yeah, well you haven't heard about country and western night at the Arrochar hotel, falling in sheep poo, the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, our encounter with Nessie, the Haggis, or FatMan's tour of urinating on 5000 year old grave sites. Also on the WS site I have posted my photographs of ghosts (spirit balls) in Castle Doune, including the one believed to be Mary, Queen of Scots.

    Yeah, we had a good time!

    FatMan

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    Originally posted by FatMan
    or FatMan's tour of urinating on 5000 year old grave sites.
    Yeah, we had a good time!

    FatMan

    Did FatMan have an Ozzy Vs Alamo type experiance?

    Man....only like 200,000 more frequent flier miles before I can get a couple free tickets to Europe.....

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    Originally posted by ShooterJM



    Did FatMan have an Ozzy Vs Alamo type experiance?

    Man....only like 200,000 more frequent flier miles before I can get a couple free tickets to Europe.....
    I don't know anything about Ozzy vs. Alamo, but I rented my car from Alamo and it was areal pain! I told them I didn't want, insurance, but they charged me for it anyway. Then they charged me for trashing a tire and AL wheel saying the insurance didn't cover it. So I paid for insurance I didn't want or need AND paid for the wheel and tire.

    PS, driving on the left is a *****!

    FatMan

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    Originally posted by ShooterJM



    Did FatMan have an Ozzy Vs Alamo type experiance?

    Man....only like 200,000 more frequent flier miles before I can get a couple free tickets to Europe.....
    Oh, you're talking about peeing! Yeah, well Nate thought it would be funny to snap my pic whenever I stoped to pee! Here I am at the Eagle Stone.

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    And here next to a stone circle.

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    And here next to a 5000 year old cairn.

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    Hehe...at first, I thought...pictures of someone peeing...hrmmmm.

    But then I got to thinking...after doing so much drinking...who wouldn't need to pee?

    Guess we know why the trees there end up being so old. They're always watered well.
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    Originally posted by gibby
    Hehe...at first, I thought...pictures of someone peeing...hrmmmm.

    But then I got to thinking...after doing so much drinking...who wouldn't need to pee?

    Guess we know why the trees there end up being so old. They're always watered well.
    Aye! And why the whiskey tasts so good!

    FatMan

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    Nice pictures FatMan! That's a lot of peeing........

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    Todays senseless picture is..........Mancow?
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    IM BACK!!!!!
    Nice story wish i could find some of them Nuns hmmm im starting to wonder about your "friend" a little witht he whole peeing thing and all but im sure im just mistaken.I would have to say i havnt had to pee since Thursday ive been on a fishing trip (didnt catch anything) and sweated out all of the liquid in my body.

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    ZAP!! Someone (shooter?) Hell, I don't remember... just got zapped by the now fully operational *quote*laser*unquote*...

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    HAHA now we are ready to take over the WORLD!!! Hey spazzed you want o call it a Hug Laser or a Death Ray or maybe a Huge Death Ray Laser or HDRL for short???
    Last edited by TransMan; 08-04-2002 at 07:40 PM.

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    Why is this thread so big? I dontunderstand.

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    Originally posted by xmetal2001
    Why is this thread so big? I dontunderstand.
    Because its the best thread ever and we dont have any lives so we com here to send all our time. Now it is time to give me your soul or I will take it with The HDRL.

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    Because its the best thread ever and we dont have any lives so we com here to send all our time. Now it is time to give me your soul or I will take it with The HDRL.

    Yup Yup!!

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    Ducky!

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    HDRL... hmmm.... How 'bout the HURL... Hurling... U? R? L?

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    Originally posted by TransMan

    Because its the best thread ever and we dont have any lives so we com here to send all our time. Now it is time to give me your soul or I will take it with The HDRL.
    Ah, another soul to consume! To give new life and new power to my body - in the glory of the Dark Side!! Mmmwuahahaha!

    TDS is the queen of the Dark Side! (thunder crack)

    (sheesh, I gotta lay off the smoke!)

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    Originally posted by spazzed
    HDRL... hmmm.... How 'bout the HURL... Hurling... U? R? L?
    yeah, yeah! high-power-ultra-ray-lazer HURL!

    FatMan

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    Originally posted by spazzed
    ZAP!! Someone (shooter?) Hell, I don't remember... just got zapped by the now fully operational *quote*laser*unquote*...

    Nah don't think it was me. Oh...well acutally if it was for not posting my spring break pics...yeah it was me. Man looked everywhere and couldn't find em!

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    Look Harder

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    Originally posted by TransMan
    Look Harder
    heheh whenever I remember what's on the pics I do.

    lol, interperate that how you wish. Anyway, ya I'm still looking. Frantically. Was a once in a lifetime event. A combination of four things that I love:

    1) Daytona Beach
    2) Alcohol
    3) Coeds
    4) Me



    allow me a moment. Actually I got an invitation to playboy's spring fashion show again. Last year it was in chicago, but didn't end up going. This year, maybe, maybe not.

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    You could call your laser, "The Allan Parsons Project". Is it based on the moon? You could then call the moon the "Death Star".
    There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count, and those who can't.

    With understanding comes understanding.

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    Hmm Death Star sounds to Star Warsish but i am considering "Death Moon Laser"

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