Hey guys, I was doing a little research and found a few bits of trivia about Tom that many of you might not know...
1) Tom Kaye wasn't born like a normal child. Instead, he shot out at 295 fps with only 200psi of pressure. Shortly after that, he grew a mustache.
2) Tom Kaye doesn't sleep, he waits.
3) When you send your malfunctioning valve to AGD, Tom Kaye simply stares it down until the valve works again out of respect. Now that Tom Kaye is no longer at AGD, they merely show the valve a picture of Tom Kaye to achieve the same result.
4) Tom Kaye can divide by zero.
5) Tom Kaye once built a 1963 Harley Davidson out of McDonald's wrappers and aluminum foil. He then drove it up to Fargo North Dakota and stole Steve Bushemi's buried treasure.
6) If you can see Tom Kaye, he can see you. If you can't see Tom Kaye, you may be only seconds away from death.
7) The highly coveted 'titanium valves' are not made from titanium at all. Titanium wasn't strong enough to live up to Tom Kaye's high standards. So he mixed trimming from his own mustache into the alloy. The end result is the toughest Classic Valve ever made.
8) Tom Kaye invented the koala bear.
9) Tom Kaye counted to infinity... twice.
10) Everything that Stephen Hawking knows, he learned from Tom Kaye.
11) When Tom Kaye plays paintball, he doesn't wear a mask. No paintball would ever dare hit Tom Kaye.
12) Tom Kaye is digging up dinosaur bones so he can clone one and ride it into Celebrity Paintball next year.
13) Tom Kaye is the only man alive Arnold Schwarzenegger lets call him a 'girlie-man'.
**DISCLAIMER** Giving props to chucknorrisfacts.com where many of these were 'liberally-borrowed' from.
1) Tom Kaye wasn't born like a normal child. Instead, he shot out at 295 fps with only 200psi of pressure. Shortly after that, he grew a mustache.
2) Tom Kaye doesn't sleep, he waits.
3) When you send your malfunctioning valve to AGD, Tom Kaye simply stares it down until the valve works again out of respect. Now that Tom Kaye is no longer at AGD, they merely show the valve a picture of Tom Kaye to achieve the same result.
4) Tom Kaye can divide by zero.
5) Tom Kaye once built a 1963 Harley Davidson out of McDonald's wrappers and aluminum foil. He then drove it up to Fargo North Dakota and stole Steve Bushemi's buried treasure.
6) If you can see Tom Kaye, he can see you. If you can't see Tom Kaye, you may be only seconds away from death.
7) The highly coveted 'titanium valves' are not made from titanium at all. Titanium wasn't strong enough to live up to Tom Kaye's high standards. So he mixed trimming from his own mustache into the alloy. The end result is the toughest Classic Valve ever made.
8) Tom Kaye invented the koala bear.
9) Tom Kaye counted to infinity... twice.
10) Everything that Stephen Hawking knows, he learned from Tom Kaye.
11) When Tom Kaye plays paintball, he doesn't wear a mask. No paintball would ever dare hit Tom Kaye.
12) Tom Kaye is digging up dinosaur bones so he can clone one and ride it into Celebrity Paintball next year.
13) Tom Kaye is the only man alive Arnold Schwarzenegger lets call him a 'girlie-man'.
**DISCLAIMER** Giving props to chucknorrisfacts.com where many of these were 'liberally-borrowed' from.
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